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Oasis007:


.... LMFAO!

Na Ogun Chain dem use lock Pogba!

I no mention anybody name o

Oasis007:
Nah, Bruno needs Mctom and Fred behind to play well.

At least he doesn't need anybody to "unlock" him

Mcreloaded:
How time flies.
From the days of mighty Igor. Tex Mc Kenzie etc fast track to ultimate warrior and Kamala.
Wrestling was beautiful then don't know about now

you brought tears to my eyes. God I miss my childhood

Opexzy:
INEC and Nigerian leaders should grab a chair and watch closely, how election is being conducted in a democratic system vthat works without deploying hundreds of thousands of soldiers and policemen.

Forget about Trump and Republicans rants it is still permissible within the armbit of law. You told your supporters that mail-in voting is evil that they should boycott it and the other told his own supporters that they should make use of mail-in voting because of the covid-19 pandemic. Now the former is shouting that the latter mail-in ballot is everywhere.

I detest hypocrisy.

May the best man for the job win.

You're trying to sound like a neutral whereas your post shows you clearly have a favourite

motionarena:
Lol i remember years back when i was ill, I went to the hospital.

My body was so hot and the doctor recommended i take a cold shower before proceeding with treatment.

A Nurse escorted me to the shower as i was taking my bath the Nurse took off her clothes and joined me in the shower was kissing me and rubbing my diick.

I was so weak I was just looking at her(was in my teens then really didn't even understand what she was doing then), when she noticed I was not responding to her touches she then left me alone.

100% true life story happened to me in teens as people are already quoting me as lair.
Believe if u like or not

What the fuçk

Apart from Datz how Stars do, the rest are not worthy of being called comeback songs... E get some of us wey never even hear some of these songs wey you mention lowo lowo ko Nowo nowo ni

Lana1:
No be small thing.

How do you even go from expecting ur team to win to seeing them lose 6-1 at home.

This is why when I saw everyone so pumped up for today's game and I tried to be in high spirits, my mind come remind me say these boys go give me HBP

Lana1:
Lol. That's how I was hyped for the Spurs game only to be knacked 6-1.

Never again!

I hid myself with the mortuary attendants for 2 days because the laugh wey boys wan laugh me no be here

Lana1:
Lol. The blueprint has been set since he was interim manager.

We'll probably go on a good run soon and jump from 15th to our usual 6th. Then to enter top 4 go turn wahala and we go begin fumble again.

Wash <=> Rinse <=> Repeat

Oil dey your head boss

Lana1:
We'll obviously beat that Istanbul whatever team and then go and play rubbish against Everton

You don dey see the pattern abi?

CapitalCee:
After all Kleberson won World Cup too. Because once you mention Fraudgba his fans will tell you he won World cup

Kleberson my man

sinkhole:
yes, "oneh = my guy" in Tiv language
Na God saved you o, if I be d invigilator

I for tell you say I grow up for Lagos and I no sabi my language

jagorinho:
This is funny!!! you get mind oo

Bros e no funny that day o

GiftedTitty:
Wetin be Oneh

I think it means my guy in Benue. My dear I just had to escape... Funny enough I had a C when I wrote mine with intensive reading whereas, this Benue guy own na A I get and I no see wetin I write I just write am make e see even E pass yet na A he get

TalabiAudu:
Greenwood is a better player than Ansu Farti but y'all ain't ready for this conversation

FARTi I see what you did there

Bellotelli:
How safe is the prep? Fvcking raw is sweet but right now am scared of girls o.

Do another test in 3 months time to be completely sure

GiftedTitty:
Lol so funny. and the man released you?

I just dey shout Oneh, oneh for everywhere

proxitaly:
Mine had always been exam malpractice. From Jss3 when I wrote Economics in NABTEB for SS3 students. Year 1 and 2 when I wrote more than four answer papers in every paper in of examinations to be distributed to each row of the exam hall. Same year 2 I boldly entered the exam hall to write a carryover for my friend from 2nd semester of year 1. That was in Mathematics. All these could have earned me a direct expulsion and even prosecution if I was caught.
Till tomorrow I cannot confess to the school authority as that would mean cancellation of my mates papers if it could be proved.
Funny enough most of them that knew somebody that knows somebody are big today while i still rot in the trenches trying to figure out my destiny.
I sincerely don't see the use of my brilliance in the academic sector. The little I learned and still learning from the street is my mainstay today.

I wanted to say school na scam but that would be a loser's surmise. We move

Mine was similar to yours after calling my client's Benue name like that Terver Matthew something na so I bounce enter inside hall only for one werey to start shouting Thomas Kunle ah Kunle baba sir Tee you sef fail this course? The invigilator come dey chance if I be yoruba or TIV, na so I say I no sabi wetin that boy dey talk o. I denied him immediately, I throway face sef and that was 2002 in the heat of Obasanjo's Exam Malpractice "war"

ChristineC:
..

He wasn't wrong, big bros carried their equal in Wales straight to the championship but na insult to place Ancelotti with other IT and Post IT coaches that Joe bin don drink bad wine

Fmghewzy:
Speak for yourself
,I love dark skinned chocolate babes,only senseless girls go about bleaching.

If your black is shinning forget boys will approach you

E go shock you say those black girls dey turn back dey find fair boys and the men begin to bleach as well

This bros siddon dey reply himself... Fuckkkkking hilarious

Leyqute:
Unlike your most expensive forward, Hazard Ikebe Super.

Wisebird22:
Hmm, female in uniform are more mean if they want to do their job oh

That boy no know

leonard002:
All those A's with 70 on the dot are the most satisfying

I swear

Fheelzz:
is having a pot belly also a recruitment to become an officer

See am as the belle dey protrude. Chai

nani667:
#OleOUT

Music to my ears

Accurate5:
When you are mine?

Diego and Paloma my mama and sisters burn our stew tire

Okoroawusa:
No be this boy dey for that viral video wey dem dey shout "DPO!...DPO!...DPO!?

No, that one na igbo boy and na senior CSP uniform he wear no be this one wey wear sergeant uniform

GloryIsaac:
Did Ole beat Nagelsmann 5-0?

Omoh

No, Man United beat Leipzig 5-0

Tiri Kpondo!!!! 3!!!