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Telles doing the Lord's work....

#Pray for Nigeria

Fokosobo:
No be you wan give me Matron the other day? Anyway let me stop there.

Na me bros make me sef stop there

Fokosobo:
Lol, you have military experience? are you not the same one claiming nurse on the XXXX thread?

Bro, Military grade guns hardly jam and that is one of the reasons why the AK-47 is very popular among the military/paramilitary because apart from its light weight and ease to carry around, it is also highly reliable and doesn't fail. Forget those sophisticated guns that are given to DSS or those pistols you see, they are prone to occasional jamming and that doesn't mean the target caused it.

My guy you'll be surprised who people are LOL @ nurse. Anyway to each his own

Fokosobo:
This stuff mostly work for Dane guns. Gun pass gun oooo. The military have different grades of gun and the AK47 is the least of them all. Most of their guns such as the M240G will rip you apart.
some of their guns even fire 20mm anti-aircraft bullets. No jazzman in the world can take that and still remain one piece.

You're talking to someone with a lot of military experience, guns jam and refuse to fire when some people are confronted however immediately they leave shooting range, they fire perfectly.

kuuljay:
keep deceiving yourself till you die like a chicken because you believed in one local magician

You're a very small boy

kuuljay:
AK-47 no dey listen to JuJu, I've seen late terseer akwaza AKA Ghana test jazz with Dane gun and it didn't enter,there was another notorious jass guy in Benue called pastor that said no man born of woman can kill him.at the end na AK-47 finish work for their skull

You're a small boy

TrebleChamp:
Funny dude, well i haven't been to Old Trafford to watch the team live like you do every match day and i ain't a shareholder yet too. But i watch my united regularly to know that Pogba na disaster for the team. I will definite go watch us live at Old Trafford someday and buy shares too

Una go convert nitrogen to ammonia very soon

CapitalCee:
You don't get my point. I ask nitrogen to tell me a single season pogba stood out since he joined us. He said 18/19 season. I told him luke Shaw won player of the season. So if a player like Luke Shaw can stand out at some points, why hasn't our 89m flop done so. The simple fact is pogba has never stood out at any point or season as the undisputed best player even when you guys said his team mates are rubbish. Those his rubbish teammates keep performing better than him

Bros give them hot hot no gree for those French frauds no gree at all

CapitalCee:
Which role is Jogba suited for? He has been played in every single midfield position, snd with several midfielders, some bought specifically for him, in all he failed to do anything significant. All the midfielders we signed could not unlock Pogba, his mates like Mata, Bruno, Mctoms, Herrera etc excel in different midfield positions. Yesterday Bruno went to the Left wing immediately James went out and pogba and VDB entered and had a hand in all 3 goals scored after that, Mata played from the right too and excelled. But for Jogba we are still looking for the best position for him since 4 years now, he is 27 now and doesn't want to have sense. Even Havertz and Mount that are much younger than him have been played in variety of midfield positions by Lampard and still excel, but for the foo.l we still need to use almighty formula and schrodinger equation to figure out the best position to play him and best players to unlock him with. If not that Ole is another I.diot on his own right, that Virus would have been booted out long ago. V

Testify brother! Testify!!!

RealLordZeus:
I don't know how but the below pic keep replaying in my head!
It reminds me that power is still with the ppl, and when pushed, they can use it

That woman/lady is my hero

I look at this pose and I remember George Iwilade

myBraine:
I said it. That's the main agenda behind this protest.
We only share the same country together but deep inside Southern Nigerians, they don't really love the North.

I could sense an undertone of bitter politics immediately the protest kick started. The protest has already been hijacked even before it started. The likes of Sowore, Saraki, Reno, Atiku and Co were at the forefront of this hijacking, and their agenda is to start a revolution to either achieve two major goals.

1. To destroy the regime and good reputation of Buhari and his various quality performances, thus, making the country ungovernable under his leadership so that they can hijack power through the backdoor.

2. To gain an unlawful sovereignty as a nation.

So Saraki and Atiku na southerners? Bros who do you this thing no go sleep well oh

BabbanBura:
Guys haba nah.

15yrs is about 5,500 days.

Less menses of 5days a month: 5,500days - ( 5days × 12months x 15yrs) = 5,500 days - 900 menses days = 4,600 days

Less atleast 3 weeks per quarter she may be at home or religious engagements: 4,600days - (21days x 4quarters x 15yrs) = 4,600 - 1,260 = 3,340days

Less exams period, nysc camp period, journeys for events etc, assumed 30days per annum: 3,340days - (30days x 15yrs) = 3,340 - 450 = 2,890days

Less months after break up before getting a new boyfriend, assumed 4 break ups with about 2 months to find a new guy: 2,890days - (4breakups x 2months x 30days) = 2,890 - 240days = 2,650days

Less time to revover from abortions/sicknesses, assumed 3 abortions with 21 days revover each, and 10 regular sicknesses like malaria et al for 3days each: 2,650days - (3 abortions x 21days recovery + 10sicknesses x 3days recovery) = 2,650 - 93days = 2,557days

Let us assume an average of 2 knacks per day (this assumes no knacks some days, 1 knack some days, 5 knacks some days etc): total number or knacks = 2,557 available days x 2 = 5,114 knacks

Note that this girl is above average on body counts.

Therefore, the OP and many guys here are exaggerating, most probably cos your assumptions are not realistic and heavily extreme!!!

My submission

My man, you siddon dey calculate knacks? chai una no go kill person for this NL

timay:
Like Rooney said, Sancho is not better than the front three we have. Infact they are all in the same class. what Man utd need is a world class CF in the class of Kane/Lewandowski that can bang in 25+ goals a season. Mr Martial can't take us to the promise land. He should be made to fight the LW spot with Rashford.

I concur

eph12:
Omo we need explanation o. SARS go arrest you, collect money from you and release you. We go say they're fighting crime. This one weak me

My brother na the thing wey man dey see so o

melodyogonna:
Interesting that €120M Jadon Sancho can't displace Marcos Rashford playing in a poor united side in the national team

Very interesting, there's a cryptic message right there.

eph12:
Engrelvis when SARS arrests the alleged criminals, they demand money from them. Once that money is paid, the alleged criminals are released immediately. Please explain how this is fighting crime because one can steal millions and pay SARS 100k to go scot free

this thread na pure cruise

SyIvalord:
The seasoned and marinated coaches we employed before Mourinho, how many titles did they win?

Van Gaal win FA cup Moyes win Community shield

larride:
Sorry when you begin watch football?

chai!!

Oasis007:


Telles....... No. 27. No need to remind Fellas. Top class LB! EPL ain't ready, this is not Emerson, Alonso or Chillwell, all together can't lace his Boots.

You don start I dey believe you sha

Nezzjnr:
So my guy Jones survived another Transfer window

my guy don do una... WE DIE HERE

Nezzjnr:
Forget it

Manu will never sign Sancho

I don’t even think the club will want to have any business deal with Dortmund again

It will be in their best interest TBH. Dortmund wan turn them to maga

larride:
Even without the Red card, we were still going to lose that match yesterday. Might be up to 6 but we are still going to lose.

We had no answer to the midfield of Hojberg, Sissoko and Ndombele. Even when Ole tried to choke the midfield with Fred and McTominay at the beginning of the second half, they were just not able to do anything.

Like someone pointed out yesterday, both Lamela, Lucas (When he came on) and Son were dragging our fullbacks to the centre thereby leaving acres of space on the wing for Aurier and Regullion to exploit.

Mou plan yesterday was to disorganize our defense and bully our midfield and he succeed because our manager has no answer to counter him.

If that midfield can bully ours, I shudder at the thought of what a much better midfield will do to us.


The armband should be stripped off Maguire.

My name ain't postdigger tho I'm glad we finally agree on one thing. At least na 1-1 after you and Greenwood silenced me

paulolee:
inside school bk in sec skul in lag...d crowd was much and the further maths teacher was boring... I played porn from my java fone bk then and we watched together with earpiece in our ears....don't kno when she carried my left middle finger and inserted into her already wet n kinda big nunu..
I did fingerings tinz only and she promised to follow me home for d real deal BT I ran for my life bcox of the "after effect of all my left hand, DT fishy smell was too irritating and I stayed away from sex for 1 year...

I can relate to this

elampiro:
I think una don see tactics now

Dem no want Dutch man dem no want scotsman dem no wan Portuguese man just a pure DNA man dem want, ah just a pure DNA man dem want bambambam birimbirimbambam piririririripampam, Ayagayagayagayo heeeeiiiiiii Ayagayagayagayo

Oasis007:
Up your Game Bruh. This is so lame.

Nigga craves fame but he's so lame, what a shame na Ole I blame