₦airaland Forum

iAmCharis:
Lol the other one is long gone.

Until mine eyes seeth thy light blue font then shall my tongue proclaim you as the CHARISmatic one.

coogar:
says who that it's not counted?
when van nistelrooy scored 14 goals in the champions league in 2002/3....his 2 goals in the
qualifiers counted and that record was there until messi or Ronaldo broke it few seasons ago.

your question was..........when was the last time united won a UCL game?
i have provided you with 2 good answers. unless you are arguing that na bundesliga organise
the game between united and club bruges, i think you need to just tape it shut jejely.

UEFA games are UEFA games....i don't understand what you mean by qualifiers.

Boss drop mic jare, if he doesn't understand by now then he will never understand.

MrsPhyno:
No be u talk say u dey feel up baby hole?
Risqué profession, sir

Ur wife go try

Well I sat the young man down and explained what cervix dilation/undilation meant and he apologised.

My wife go understand.

olajorn:
Link or i no believe

Iporn you well so? Oya report to HQ I don give you link.

MrsPhyno:
People like you are the reason I will only ever agree to see a female gynaecologist

Did u slap him back

I want you to tell me what I did exactly.

The vagina is truly a magnificent organ, I watched her latest videos and everything was in order. I also watched the 919 too and it wasn't bad.

MrsPhyno:
Lolsssss
Good answer

Why did the man slap you

Because I got my fingers all in and on the baby hole and he felt I was loving it.

MrsPhyno:
Nawa o
What prompted ur choice of speciality
Wait let me guess

I love babies.

Missmossy:
Bleep off my mentions



Wonder what planet you are from.

nickkylawve:
I believe every1 has a selling point so what's yours ! Mine is my boobs

I believe your selling point should be your hair, your hair is really nice and you have great skin. The less said about your boobs, the better.

winetapper:
abi na you get the building

Shey Na you advise me make I leave am say make I no sell am

MrsPhyno:
In all honesty I can't even begin

Pediatrician? Obstetrician?

Smart girl you got it right in your second attempt . I be Obstetrician/Gynaecologist

RedBenson:
I wonder o. That Flour Mill joint, they've been raiding that place time without No.

Btw, why u never holla me since that
Time

work wan kill your guy o, but anyway
Na we get this Christmas sha, make we see how Ayade first carnival go be
Palladium things.

RedBenson:
Hahahahahahahahahahahahahaha

browsing directly from police cell. Lol.

Dem never raid atekong and Mary slessor

winetapper:
I just dey use style find kingtom name dia

Mumu Na me call police for them, their loud music and loud fucking dey disturbing me

Lizabeth25:
Yes nah!

I look like one celeb abi

Take a look at the picture on page one first before elevating yourself to the celebrity status.

imsuboi:
This condition is quite rare.

I think the appearance of the male _genitalia is as a result of an increase in testosterone production at puberty age (12-18yrs) in males. The body ends up being somewhat "confused". In the long run, the male _genitalia would become fully developed.


Hmmm. These kids should be studied more closely.

Science is fun.

Cc: KingTom

After writing everything yourself you're now calling me? Greedy man

MrsPhyno:
A whole you? Kingtom? who would dare?

what kind of doc are u btw if u dont mind me asking

take a wild guess

naijaboiy:
[color=#1980BC]i'm a bonafide member and i've contributed immensely to the growth and development of the camp.

I left when some things were not right and I came back fully. You are different. You have not successfully stamped your essence in the camp and you are already carrying our badge with you.

Now you did not even spell it well. Offence number two.

You need to be brought in for proper questioning and possible sanctioning.

Cc: kingtom
Lordoftheweed
Jeffreyjamez
STFUareyouGOD
Olarjohn
Stephenqueen
Twaci
Iamkingzlee
Kwencypresh

All ye comrades and comradets come and see this taboo which has been committed. A big blow to our integrity as a camp.

*sounds trumpet*[/color]

Her matter dey table.

Lizabeth25:



Na you sabi that one o!

are you the lady in the picture?

MrsPhyno:
i dey jealous small sha well not really but lemme jus tell u dat so ur head will swell

tell me when I start being rude o abeg

Rude? Darling I've been slapped by a jealous husband in my office, it doesn't get more rude than that.

Yeee! Ki leleyi? Na yam leg I see o

MrsPhyno:
People have been telling me that I'm rude so I decided to change

No mago mago in Naija? C'est impossible.... Talk true and let the devil be ashamed....
And yet u still passed for medicine sha
You must be very intelligent

I'm a dullard who keeps on getting what he doesn't deserve. as for the absence of mago mago au contraire mademoiselle, c'est possible.

Kingsley1000:
snake in the monkey shadow style

Crouching tiger hidden dragon

MrsPhyno:
uncle tom's cabin, is it true that JAMB used to be easier than it is now
cause JAMB was hard for me when I took it and I heard that centuries ago in your generation it was easier
Please verify these claims abeg

Centuries ago? My GENERATION?
Abi how old Wey this one feel say I be?
JAMB was harder in my "generation" because no mago mago was involved, you either pass or you fail.

RobinHez:
hehe...no wahala sir!
only a trial will convince you!

till then.

RobinHez:
awesome!
now watch how his royal majesty's subjects flood the place...

*prostrates again*
i look forward to doing business with you sir!

My December shopping dey your head o, no fall my hand.

RobinHez:
ah! oga nla....

*prostrates on the floor again*

abeg...only clicking the 'share' button on the 1st post is enough sir!!

Haven't I done that? oya Done!

RobinHez:
oga...i need money to carry out my science projects.
and science cannot provide money for me now..so...
'let science rest 1st'

Werey! don't worry we'll do business together very soon.

RobinHez:
Come in! sazibass

"let science rest first" guy you're an ídiot! Chai I'm reeling from laughter here.