₦airaland Forum

MissSlimbody:
Boda mi, is the second lady your girlfriend

I don't want her for a sister-in-law o

I prefer the first to this ojuju calabar Õoº°˚ ˚°ºoo

Who is this one? Do I know you?

Deejavuu:

So what is your own that ends with A

stephenqueen:
No mind those cows

you see that one with mouth like tomato?

TonyeBarcanista:
I don come back from retirement na

Baba ooooo

omonnakoda:
So will consider blasting yourself so she can come and visit you?

Did those people blast themselves

Sincerely speaking and seriously though, you can't find a half decent picture anymore. This is all you get. Smh

TonyeBarcanista:

My boss! You don return! As you retire here cold. Ehn

TonyeBarcanista:
When you are willing to share yours with me

Beautiful woman. The aesthetic value she bears is quite high. I know my spirit would be lifted if a damsel like this visits me in my hospital bed. My heart goes out to all the victims of the blast.

Spain has five teams in the UCL 4 from the normal la liga 1st-4th and one extra (Europa league winners Sevilla). Spain I troway salute o

Deejavuu:
Lol. We are and you know it

Mine starts with F and ends with a K

STFUareyouGod:
Rakz of life. Awon ti Sahara

MissSlimbody:
Na my elder bro wan choose guy for for me

Boda mi, elo sun

make I see any riff raff for my house Na

STFUareyouGod:
awa weyrey wey sango?

Lakaiye dey Sahara desert dey chill Na

Deejavuu:
We are on same page

We're not how can yours end with an "A" What does it begin with?

STFUareyouGod:
Orunmila I no dey vex na

Werey, who be orunmila?

proserfina:
that has always being the nature of a woman...[he loves, respects and always uphold her husband. She places her family before any other..

FACTS..its our kids BUT their Identity remains that
of the Father..not mothers..More reason she should be valued and treated right.

He?

STFUareyouGod:
egbon agba, yes! She be my very good and close friend. So?

Obatala no vex, Na op dey ask.

H

STFUareyouGod:
daddy, how e take concern me?

egbon sorry o, I feel say the babe Na your friend

MissSlimbody:


Who you be

Oluwa eh! Awujale oo! Shey eleyi ti ya werey Ni? I'm your elder brother

STFUareyouGod:
Huh?? ?? ?? ??

Uncle read the thread title na

MissSlimbody:
...Want me
Guy calm down, I'm not the object/subject of discussion here

I can give you Di'ja's phone number if you want

Why you dey form? gree for the guy jare

You should ask Sinnzu, Nubian1113 and STFUareyouGod, they were close to her.

Deejavuu:
It reads same, with an "A" afterwards (maybe)

What I'm talking about ends with a "K"

Deejavuu:
Smh.

Your signature should read **** Nigerian.

Deejavuu:
1.true

2.lool, i don't need to be any of these to know. Calm down sha i was just pulling your shoe

3.

4. I will have to pay for yours ist, I'm sure he wouldn't mind painting you in your birthday suit

Yours will be worth more.

Deejavuu:
Bald head has nothing to do with age your hairline is just receeding. About your age, i know you can father a child

1. Yes alongside heritability, age plays a key role in pattern baldness.

2. Since when did you become my endocrinologist/dermatologist And how many times have you seen me?

3. Brilliant response.

4. Do you think op will mind painting a nude silhouette of you?

Deejavuu:


Why you dey cry? ? Taps his bald head

Bald head? just how old do you think I am?

Deejavuu:
Nice one. More ori to your elbow




Lool. I always knew it. You siggy just proved me right

Na me paint am?

Callmemike:
U sure? Many men hide under female monikers in Nairaland.

no I am 100% sure mukina2 is a woman.

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