₦airaland Forum

MrsPhyno:
No I wouldn't sha

But I feel like it's easier for men to say 'God Forbid' to this kinda thing cause it's easier to be a man than it is to be a woman. So why would they wanna change when their situation is already ideal

daveP:
(an agile looking man with kwashiorkoric tendencies rushes towards the meeting point blowing a flute with undiversified clarity. A gongman comes right behind him and proceeds in back and forth pattern till they both reach the igwe. Boring flute play stops as some elders are unmoved by the music)


Chiwetel: is this the man they said was the best tune maker in Ochuru clan? (spoils mouth)

(unaware of the jibe, the kwashiokoric flutist beam and flex his muscles, happily puts flute to mount to contunu)


Pete edochie: Enough of that tune that killed my parrot when i went to the evil forest!!! (to late to retrieve secret)


all: evil forest??


curtains fall

ggrin:
bieber!

ggrin:
amu here o

Tomfrench:
*clears throat* hmmm... you have spoken as a true Son of the soil, Mazi Obidike, i the igwe, and the council of elders will definitely put heads together, on the matter, over five kegs of palm wine





chai kingtom you are so good at this

ronald4lif:
Yeye no dey live on past glory. We dey talk of present situation you dey talk last season. Na empty hand una go carry this season. See wetin small Bilbao do una.

charijee:
[color=#CD1076]Dirty mind [/color]

chimerase2:
e no dey der
Na de itumo dey der

Lizabeth25:
So na yansh dem dey take do am

Tomfrench:
Choi women...

calm down Mazi Obidike..... i was there when you impregnated that goddess at 12:00 noon, beside the market square,

you're one of the most successful hunters this village has ever produced, as your Igwe, I plead with you to forgive her(Ifeoma) ....biko...our people say that "if you can't taste the oil because of the yam, please taste the yam because of the oil "

MhizDeedy:
I can see u r d 1 suffering from it!!! Oh u av started drinking cheap ogogoro again abi? Later that useless seller wil start harassing my friend wen u can't pay d money. Don't u av any shame u this man?

Fulaboy:
NO yoruba

MhizDeedy:
Lmao sm1 as really being watching too much village nollywood movies

MhizDeedy:
Lmao really Obidike? What type of lie is this? So u nau av 2 unattractive Ifeomas abi? Abi av u forgotten ayam ur wife's friend? The one from d city lol . U better stop ranting here nd dere saying trash while ur wife is dere struggling nd trying to take care of ur kids. She needs u to be a man, u this town crier!!! By d way m a married woman who is comfortable in her husband's house. Let ify be comfortable too, Nwoke ojo

Sassybae:
Ejhoor oga where you keep ggrin nah

chimerase2:
morale lesson?

chimerase2:
e be like say dat guy self de use juju

Tomfrench:


LMAO!!!!

chai !! My Elder, this is really a serious matter...why would she deny you such a basic commodity considering the nature of your job

I'll advice you to table this matter once again... before the council of elders, of " OFIA AMU LAND " in the next Eke market day.....So that we can look into it properly, before you mistakenly lash my wife

Sassybae:

ronald4lif:
Thank God say you know. It's a pity.

MhizDeedy:
Choi so cuz shes nau fat with stretch marks she's no longer attractive abi? What of ur potbelly ehn or do u think she enjoys relaxing on that load u re carrying on ur stomach what abt d fact that u fart nd snore after drinking beer with that ur stench breath? Oh u did nuh remember those abi? U re here saying she's not attractive again abi? If I was d 1 ehn I wil tie u down nd flog those ur oversize butt

Izeeq:
Kingtom, come and explain this

Tomfrench:
Creamish just came back from the big city not long ago, with her husband..... so remove your eyes from those royal
Calabashes those are still mine u know....somehow


but wait o, are you not married to Okonkwo's daughter

ronald4lif:
No hope for Barcelona tonight. They are going down. Not even the jazz of our Ijebu babalawo KingTom can rescue them.

chimerase2:
AMU sure u chop her OTU
Plsease dear followers na kingtom type amu oh no be me

Slimzjoe:
Where's Kingtom Bros I need See you!

chimerase2:
u mean amu?
Shey na dat I am lekan?

chimerase2:
na horror MOJO

Tomfrench:
choi...i should've known

-by the way you were lustfully staring at her at the "Ofala festival"

chimerase2:
who hin kollect

chimerase2:
AMU sure u and ori nla ife dn do una honey moon since
Any gist for me?
*grabs EVA nigeria*

asumo12:
i think so...


em posture won be like say she get better backyard...