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daveP:
there's one annual one in where i stay tagged


"Deliver me from my mother"







i no fit laugh!

Your husband is here waiting! Come and get him!!

That witch must die!!!

These two dey big billboard then for Calabar.

francizy:
Dr. Kingtom, your unreserved attention is needed here...

Op thank me later!!

Martyns303 she is obviously suffering from dysmenorrhea. Many cases of dysmenorrhoea appear with the beginning of menstrual life, and accompany every period. It has been estimated that 5–10 per cent of girls in their late teens or early 20s are severely incapacitated by dysmenorrhoea for several hours each month. Various causes have been suggested for the pain, one being an exces- sive production of PROSTAGLANDINS. There may be a psychological factor in some sufferers and, whether this is the result of inadequate sex instruction, fear, family, school or work problems, it is important to offer advice and support, which in itself may resolve the dysmenorrhoea. Symptomatic relief is of value. What I'm saying is that her husband sitting by her side and consoling her is more effective than you think. When I was a student I used to hold my girlfriends' hand whenever the cramps start. Also I must commend toksbisola for a brilliant comment. She said it all.


Dr. Thomas C. Aworinde speaking on behalf of High Chief. Francizy.

daveP:



cc Tomfrench, Kingtom

my God!

Slimzjoe:
. The Laugh I been wan Laugh you don Expire!! Cos of the wack network here any way, How market for the Bridge ?

Bridge ke? God forbid!!!! I be old Trafford boy

sallysalsa09:
if i get you correctly the time of the month is her period.if its that severe when ever she has it then she need to see a doctor who will prescribe a very strong medication that she will start using a week or two before her period.a more permanent option is if your neighbour don ready to be papa he fit give her belle gbam it solves the issues.most ladies who had this experience (like my mother) it stopped when they started giving birth; for most ladies it more severe than others.medication goes a long to help

People may look at this as thrash, but you have said what I want to hear.. Francizy

Lizabeth25:
For how long nah? Too much of pumping no good! It's best you have small one wey you go dey maintain or even nurture till it grow to d size you want it.!


I like my own dis way! Fi le be!!!

I like the nurturing part, I have it on good authority that yodi is the best FERTILIZER

Jacksparrow0712:

Starting from left; Stephenqueen, Kingtom, naijaboiy, winetapper, and Jeffreyjames

Werey

Lizabeth25:
Ikebe dikwa risky!

When Ikebe sag what will you Do

I go pump am like Nicki Minaj

naijaboiy:
[color=#1980BC]Easy o! [/color]

Officer can you harrest a barrister lawyer

prettythicksme:
I want to woo kingtom,kinglekan,jacksparrow0712,Sinnzu
Stephenqueen,Captainswag,Thesonofmark
psb4real,Profjah,Funlord,naijaboiy Oya make una come here,i wnt to woo u one after d other

You be Olivia twist!

Lizabeth25:
Idi nla...


Haven't heard of "brain is beauty"

Ukwu oburobu!

Have you ever heard of "Ikebe na money"

Creamish:
These 2 Tomboys/buTToms/Busttoms... KingTom & Tomfrench.. take ya time oo!!

Sissy creamish

Mrbee21:
SEUN NA BASTARD,LALATISTICLA NA HOMOSEXUAL,NAIJABOIZ NA HE-GOAT,KINGTOM NA MY PADI,ALL NAIRALANDERS ARE CLUELESS AND DUMB...fucken mods..Mtchewww#spits on thread,nutin dy happen.i prophesy make nairaland crash

Best advice

Deejavuu:



Africa kè.. Funny man

Easy oh! Africa 1+1 maths teacher! BOB capital, see your yansh my sister

And jay Kelly

ggrin:
and MJ

ggrin:
sean tizzle

MAMA EH!

ggrin:
oko owo meji f'enikan

Awon ibeji

ggrin:
up national!

Ekky Area!

Sassybae:
Lol kingtom am sure you're joking

Goodmorning, how was your night?

I'm dead serious

ggrin:
work dy jere Mr ireke

Oya komole

ggrin:
yh, JB is a man

So is JT

ggrin:
hahahahaha


Tom ireke

Ileke

Tomfrench:
I see

Tomfrench:
lmao!! "AMU LOGOLOGO" .....


You have done well

thank you sir

Deejavuu:
Lmao..

Alright if it will help..


Goodnight and sleepwell...

Waves at kingtom **hey tom tom*

Let me take you to Africa, my people they love you! I came here you showed me some love and I promise to build you a statue

Sassybae:
That's a lie jhoor

Woo him pm him give him your number, invite him over to your place, then you'll know that Justin ggrin is a guy

Sassybae:
Lol ok still thinking tho
I got ggrin in mind lol, buh that's a female...

Justin is a man

MrsPhyno:
Chai. Mumuni ? Odeni never do you ?
I think I understand sir no need to go on

Good.

ggrin:
malaika

Justin how was work bro

MrsPhyno:
Enlighten me

I'll do that slowly

Its 11:40pm in Nigeria, my subscription is running low. I need to get some data but its late I can't get out of my house.....



Woman

Its 11:40m its late and I don't have cash on me. Dials Mumuni!

MUMUNI: Hello

Woman: Hi mumu durling, what's up

MUMUNI: Deepens his voice. I'm good babe

Woman: Moo can you call me back I don't have airtime.

MUMUNI: BEFORE SHE CAN FINISH. DIALS HER.

Woman: Mu you look so dapper on facebook! Fûck! My data's gone I thought we could chat.

MUMUNI: Turned on by the word fúck. No problem I'll be back. Mumuni dashes out like a horse in heat sprinting at 440km/h cursing and abusing people who dare block his way.

Mumuni: Dear its done

Woman: Thanks moo I saw it you're just too cute

MUMUNI: STRIPPED-DOWN EXPECTING STEAMY CHATS. SALIVATES . TYPES HI BOO I'M STILL HERE.

Woman: Hi

MUMUNI: HOPE you're having fun ONLINE

Woman: Yup tnx.

MUMUNI: NOW TOUCHING HIMSELF. SO WHAT'S GOING ON HOW'S your HOUSE.

Woman: 1 hour. Later. K

Mumuni still waits determined!


Do I go on?

daveP:

chai, na you still be boss o!!! Long time no see. I don landa finally. Na to dey fire from all cylinders remain!! Okiri na miss posting on NL

MrsPhyno:
Of course you don't

You know why?