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Dating And Meet-up Zone › Re: "Chat Central and Derailer's Paradise"...Welcome! by KingTom(m): 1:29am On Aug 17, 2015
olajorn:
after all night fvcking...and eating grin grin
Ooooooohhhh you know it!!!!! grin grin
Dating And Meet-up Zone › Re: "Chat Central and Derailer's Paradise"...Welcome! by KingTom(m): 1:24am On Aug 17, 2015
olajorn:
I miss our wives,let's go and tell them we are sorry cry...those two new recruits are only doing initial gragra...
the women are asleep for now. grin
Dating And Meet-up Zone › Re: "Chat Central and Derailer's Paradise"...Welcome! by KingTom(m): 1:22am On Aug 17, 2015
YanShforSale:
Epic Fail
It's cleathead
Vanquay
Etc
Etc
Etc
cool

Cleathead the meme. King? huh
Dating And Meet-up Zone › Re: "Chat Central and Derailer's Paradise"...Welcome! by KingTom(m): 1:18am On Aug 17, 2015
YanShforSale:
I would have asked for
Some popcorn
But the Theatres look
Very Dry tonight huh
Yeah it took
Me 2 mond-boggling
Hours to come up with the moniker
Am glad someone appreciates my
Intelligence cool

Who else could this be if not the Umpire!! grin
Dating And Meet-up Zone › Re: "Chat Central and Derailer's Paradise"...Welcome! by KingTom(m): 1:17am On Aug 17, 2015
olajorn:
not jack..Na zicko
Zicko the capon!
Olajorn!
Barrister Ehiz!
Adetoto!
Phoenix
Js!
Bebertho!
ObaLekan
EyeMolue
Uncle Kingsley
Headboy Jeff
Steve Rakunmi
King Kong grin God punish Una!!! grin
Dating And Meet-up Zone › Re: "Chat Central and Derailer's Paradise"...Welcome! by KingTom(m): 1:09am On Aug 17, 2015
olajorn:
now I miss the tearful laugh more...Tom I BELONG
ofcourse! Like Jack would say, you can't make it in this game if you don't BELONGgrin
Dating And Meet-up Zone › Re: "Chat Central and Derailer's Paradise"...Welcome! by KingTom(m): 1:07am On Aug 17, 2015
Sassybae:
Chai Tom, its late already don't wanna laugh, Goodnight.
Ggrin will answer this tomorrow grin
Mumu I'm in New York City, it's just 8:06pm grin
Dating And Meet-up Zone › Re: "Chat Central and Derailer's Paradise"...Welcome! by KingTom(m): 1:02am On Aug 17, 2015
Sassybae:
My friend grin
who is a boy.
Therefore ! Boy+Friend = Boyfriend! grin
Dating And Meet-up Zone › Re: "Chat Central and Derailer's Paradise"...Welcome! by KingTom(m): 1:01am On Aug 17, 2015
YanShforSale:
Ask around town
You'll get my identity
cool

ok sir cool
Dating And Meet-up Zone › Re: "Chat Central and Derailer's Paradise"...Welcome! by KingTom(m): 1:00am On Aug 17, 2015
olajorn:
but here we have junk served for us as main course, I can't say words like fvck,pussv without thinking of censor...please gimme back my admin or nobody sleep smiley
I left! Removed you! Added you. You were made admin. BELONG!!!! grin grin grin
Dating And Meet-up Zone › Re: "Chat Central and Derailer's Paradise"...Welcome! by KingTom(m): 12:58am On Aug 17, 2015
Sassybae:
Which boyfriend? undecided

Tell ggrin that jaree
is ggrin not your boyfriend? undecided huh
Events › Re: Happy Birthday Kinglekan by KingTom(m): 12:57am On Aug 17, 2015
kinglekan:

Buhahahahahahaaha!!! cheesy cheesy

Oba to ju Oba lo. Kabiyesi Tom!!! Mo ju ba ooo!!

Thank you so so much Sir smiley smiley

Eku ise oooo! Baale mi. I am flying in some luscious beauties from Saudi Arabia for you. grin
Dating And Meet-up Zone › Re: "Chat Central and Derailer's Paradise"...Welcome! by KingTom(m): 12:55am On Aug 17, 2015
olajorn:
finger fvcking cheesy..I miss the tearful laugh
Chai like mad! Of course the others are nice too grin
Dating And Meet-up Zone › Re: "Chat Central and Derailer's Paradise"...Welcome! by KingTom(m): 12:53am On Aug 17, 2015
Sassybae:
angry go sleep, goodnight
Hail ggrin for me angry
wetin concern me with your boyfriend? undecided
Dating And Meet-up Zone › Re: "Chat Central and Derailer's Paradise"...Welcome! by KingTom(m): 12:49am On Aug 17, 2015
olajorn:
I wish I can import those smileys

Cc seun give us more smileys
Yes o the finger pointing and tearful laughter! Awon werey trademark ™grin
Dating And Meet-up Zone › Re: "Chat Central and Derailer's Paradise"...Welcome! by KingTom(m): 12:47am On Aug 17, 2015
Sassybae:
Yestaday u told me u dunno what's the meaning of fvck undecided
Can't you spell? undecided wetin V dey find for FÙCK? huh Please go and use your Mastering English! grin grin
Dating And Meet-up Zone › Re: "Chat Central and Derailer's Paradise"...Welcome! by KingTom(m): 12:39am On Aug 17, 2015
olajorn:
e no mean all love is love,since you can't discriminate love along sex,age shouldn't be a big deal

*these smileys are I miss watsapp smileys*
I miss whatsapp cry
Dating And Meet-up Zone › Re: "Chat Central and Derailer's Paradise"...Welcome! by KingTom(m): 12:35am On Aug 17, 2015
olajorn:
Na Kelly megyn be iyawo Donald thrump,and Hillary embarassed
his daughter's mate! embarassed
Events › Re: Happy Birthday Kinglekan by KingTom(m): 12:34am On Aug 17, 2015
Oba Lekan! Oba nla!! He who commands respect wherever he goes! Oba nla the man with the largest harem of wives! Oba toh badt! A man who can penetrate anywhere! None can resist this gentleman. Oba Awon Werey! I salute you sir. Happy birthdaygrin
Dating And Meet-up Zone › Re: "Chat Central and Derailer's Paradise"...Welcome! by KingTom(m): 12:31am On Aug 17, 2015
olajorn:
Kamoru go to bed
Iyawo Donald Trump how far Na? grin
Dating And Meet-up Zone › Re: "Chat Central and Derailer's Paradise"...Welcome! by KingTom(m): 12:30am On Aug 17, 2015
Who be YanShforSale again? Chai nairalanders no go kill me!! grin grin grin
Dating And Meet-up Zone › Re: "Chat Central and Derailer's Paradise"...Welcome! by KingTom(m): 12:28am On Aug 17, 2015
Sassybae:
You no well ooo undecided grin
no be you ask me? undecided grin
Politics › Re: See What President Mugabe Did To His Aide (photo)for Staring At His Wife Butt by KingTom(m): 12:25am On Aug 17, 2015
The wife sef no get yansh undecided
Dating And Meet-up Zone › Re: "Chat Central and Derailer's Paradise"...Welcome! by KingTom(m): 12:13am On Aug 17, 2015
Sassybae:
Use condom do wetin? Ehn KingTom angry
1) To Fúck you


2) To prevent you from getting pregnant

3) To prevent you/him from STD



grin grin. grin
Romance › Re: I Nid Somebody by KingTom(m): 12:09am On Aug 17, 2015
dukeolumde:
Since u have spoken to him and there seem to no changes then check the following:

1. How creative are u in d kitchen?? U need to know what and how he prefers to eat.
2. How creative are u in bed? Men love women who give them the much needed styles/attention in terms of love making and taking care of them.
3. How do u coordinate ur home?? Be sure to keep the house in his preferred position at all times.
4. How neat are u in terms of urself and ur dressing?? Men love women who dress the way they love and dislike d dirty and stubborn ones.
5. What's ur relationship with ur inlaws. Treat them like Gold and ur man will always treasure u.
6. Never nag to ur husbands hearing. It drives them away.
7. Leave his phone ALONE. Don't [size=30pt]monitored[/size] him. Even if he is dicking outside, just show him love and attention and u will win him back for good.
8. Make sure u always encourage/pray for him. Don't let him leave any morning without a kiss or short word of prayer on him.
Note:
1. Never bring in another man/outsiders even ur own mother into ur family issue because it will only worsen everything.
2. Men are hypersensitive. Treat ur husband like ur lord and master and u won't regret the response that will come out of these.
Op u can thank me later grin grin grin grin
Good advice sir you are one of the few who truly want to help this woman. smiley





Oga that tabon though!!! shocked
Romance › Re: I Nid Somebody by KingTom(m): 12:05am On Aug 17, 2015
crystalgem:
Am 25 married with a kid. I nid somebody I don't know if what I nid is a friend or a romantic relationship but I nid somebody. My husband is so insensitive around me, he doesn't know when I dress nice for him or when I have not. He doesn't notice anything about me, it's just so annoying, I feel old already at 25.i can't remember the last time I feel special. I don't want to continue lyk ds passes. Somebody help me
You need Jesus!! angry
Dating And Meet-up Zone › Re: "Chat Central and Derailer's Paradise"...Welcome! by KingTom(m): 12:01am On Aug 17, 2015
Sassybae:
undecided oga ooo undecided
What is it? undecided
Romance › Re: How Can She Put On This On Her Wedding Day (SEE PHOTOS) by KingTom(m): 12:00am On Aug 17, 2015
loomer:
No be cloth she wear?
I wonder o grin
Dating And Meet-up Zone › Re: "Chat Central and Derailer's Paradise"...Welcome! by KingTom(m): 10:37pm On Aug 16, 2015
ggrin:
oshe o ogbeni tom ireke grin
grin
Dating And Meet-up Zone › Re: "Chat Central and Derailer's Paradise"...Welcome! by KingTom(m): 10:32pm On Aug 16, 2015
ggrin:
na sassybae o or lanicky grin
eku ise oo! Bros use condom o grin
Dating And Meet-up Zone › Re: "Chat Central and Derailer's Paradise"...Welcome! by KingTom(m): 10:29pm On Aug 16, 2015
ggrin:
egbon na so we see amu o grin
guy a rare occasion like this should be celebrated! Oya choose any of these babes you feel like lashing! grin
Dating And Meet-up Zone › Re: "Chat Central and Derailer's Paradise"...Welcome! by KingTom(m): 10:23pm On Aug 16, 2015
ggrin:
hmmm, he who speak does not know, he who knows does not speak..that means ur masterful tongue
So you can speak wise words in your life ? shocked

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