₦airaland Forum

N2gether:
This spambot is retarded af

Ibime:
Excellent placement by NYSC. Perfect allocation of resources to where they are best suited.

https://www.nairaland.com/8427755/corps-member-studied-mass-communication

I was waiting for you

DissTroy:
Forget what Diggz is going on about. I can bet you by the end of the game, he'd be drunk and staggering into gutters.

Just see what he'd post later to guage how inebriated he'd be.

raumdeuter:
Na Diddy be the scapegoat now, so they'll throw real and unreal crimes at him

The day it's Jermaine Dupri turn you will see stories of how he gave Kris Kross weed and arranged chicks for Bow wow

The Mac daddy and The daddy Mac!! Jump! Jump!!!

diggz:
The smallie dey find him daily dose of koboko. Make I finish my game first….i fit find time for the tissue boy!

Disstroy and Diggz smh

diggz:
Master strategist declare state of emergency for Rivers state sharp sharp, but no fit declare am for states wey blood dey flow everyday, why?

Oil is thicker

diggz:
I no get any business with masscom people or David himself. However, wetin master strategist and him crew dey do about insecurity in this country?

Na the koko be that

BlueRayDick:
Things Dey occur

Very very real!!

iamoyindamola:
So money they smell true true
No wonder those in the bulk room use face mask and hand sanitizer

E be like say dem bury this one forget because it was damp and very smelly, I siddon for ground count my money sha as nothing concern me

iamoyindamola:
Physical cash as how
Do people still carry such cash around, even contractors have register company name to withdraw not under personal account

I used to ask this question until I worked for Govt officials who paid me in smelly bills dem carry money come my nose wan block with the odour

iamoyindamola:
DP- dey play 🤣🤣🤣

No mind am, but e be like na for physical cash sha as e still dey plastered for banking halls to this day

Potvalor:
Abeg just rest guy! Been reading your posts and it is easy to see that you’re scrambling to attach the whole JAMB issues to a SEastern.
P.S: The head of JAMB IT isn’t Igbo. In fact most of the top roles in JAMB are headed by SWesterners.
Taking screenshots of zonal head of SE (JAMB has like 6 zones) as a scapegoat probably tells how low your IQ is. Anyone can take a look at the management breakdown of JAMB in this link:
https://www.jamb.gov.ng/Management

You've had enough

OasisX:


......dem no dey pay for form again?! That should be enough. JAMB shouldn't be a Revenue Generating Agency for the Government.

I agree it shouldn't be, but even if you display scores instantly on-screen, what's the guarantee that these same software glitches won't affect them? The waiting period is supposed to allow for a review and correction of system errors, unfortunately that is not the case

OasisX:
......I believe Prof. Oloyede has learned his lesson, but I would like to advise him. Henceforth, once a candidate clicks "Submit," their results should display on the screen immediately.

CBT should remain true to its name; scripts should be auto-marked, and results displayed instantly upon submission.

So we should kiss our SMS and scratch card revenues goodbye?

TemporaryHansel:
Chai

Seun I no go ever forgive you.

Unlimited22:
I almost forgot sef


Happy birthday to me

Happy Birthday Chief

GloriousGbola:
But but but - isn't SR a Tinubu plant?

BlueRayDick:
So should Oloyede be made JAMB registrar for life then ?

co-ask abeg, when it's not a lifetime tenure

Segedinho:
This Igbo vs Yoruba twitter war will definitely leads to war one day



It is getting scarier every mins

You overestimate those people

TemporaryHansel:
I'll harken to my leader's call and defect to APC tomorrow. Everything is according to the vision.

APC!!!!

Theflint1:
So says the official narrative. I don't blame anyone that suspects foul play.

Knowing Nigeria, the odds of it being foul play are very high

izzou:
[color=royalblue]Me?[/color]

Theflint1:
387,000 persons to resit the JAMB exams in 5 South East states and Lagos.

So it was a glitch afterall

liveLongNprospa:
E nor go accurate keh? 😂

Sowore is jealous of the pull Obi has. That is 💯 accurate 🤷🏾‍♂️🤷🏾‍♂️

Ibime:
Sowore does not drag Obi 1/10th of Tinubu. That's just what comes to your attention. Everyday he tears Tinubu Govt with scathing attacks but no one pays attention. It is once a month when he write about Obi that it will be published. That's because he sees Obi as a typical politician trying to renovate his image, and he may be a bit jealous that Obi gained traction with the revolution crowd more than he could ever hope to

💯 accurate

izzou:
[color=royalblue]Na bulk purchase dem dey find.

No be 2 or 3 accounts [/color]

Make we collabo we suppose don pass 500 for this thread

DissTroy:
Update on UniLad this morning.

Amber Heard welcomes twins: https://www.unilad.com/celebrity/news/amber-heard-twins-birth-details-022370-20250512 .

Amber Heard ruined Johnny Depp's life with false accusations of physical and sexual abuse while drugging and abusing him, and bringing countless lovers to his house.

She was eventually exposed in court yet served no jail term. She didn't lose her properties. No consequences. Now she has gone on to have kids and live like nothing happened. And all of these consequential immunity despite Depp being proven as the victim.

For all of you who band together to lampoon men accused without evidence and support the accusing women - including those who have an antecedence of blackmail, may a thousand fold of the ordeal men like Johnny Depp, the Taxify driver actress Dorcas Fapson accused in 2019 and UcheDandyMUFC accused by B_Moree_ be your fate.
If you escape it, your male relatives wouldn't.

Depp lost the Disney Pirates of the Caribbean gig as well because of this, sad I really loved that franchise 😭😭

The one wey him son follow dey street, una say na WWE voice etc wetin una actually want