₦airaland Forum

Ellexy:


Next time I'll use amala, semo and fufu

That one is even worse!! use beach sand and humus

swiz123:
A friend who is a journalist and a strong APC supporter told me that Yakubu had successfully received first payment amounting to $100M.

I asked him how that is possible before primaries and he said there’s no need for any primaries because Tinubu will emerge unopposed.

We are just wasting our time in this country. Politicians know exactly how elections are won and they are not how we think it. Voting in 2027 will be an utter waste of time.

Ellexy:
Saints are in levels oo, a chalk is a saint compared to a charcoal but is tainted when compared to snow.

This is racist

nihilistjnr:
It's your take gangangan I'm waiting for after you swore blindly that PO was not like them before Kendrick even dropped the song.

This Coalition really wears the 'Emergency lovers of Nigeria' tag with pride.

raumdeuter:
What if Netanyahu joins ADC

princeabdul:
your tears chief. 😀

raumdeuter:
Shey my guy PDPguy will change his moniker to ADCguy now

E dey create alternate as we speak

raumdeuter:
Temporaryhansel is in ADC as long as na Atiku collect ticket
I am not in ADC. Asiwaju 2027

By brother spy360 how far na dont tell me say you don follow coalition

Spy na true party man, he still dey hold things down for Ellupee

izzou:
[color=royalblue]Make God no let person die and be buried in Ghana, abeg.

What is all these?[/color]

That call girl wey the werey boys bury inside Amu shaped casket still dey off to thi day. Crazy lot!

TemporaryHansel:
Answer his question and stop shifting goal post.

Just like that, you and Raumdeuter don form coalition
POLITICS 301

TemporaryHansel:
Peter Obi is a low-key tribalist.

raumdeuter:
Deep friendship

No permanent friends or enemies in politics, only Polithieves with common interests. I'm impressed with the collision, truly this is what politics is. Tinubu could be unseated if they all keep their egos in check like the APshit did in 2014 ahead of 2015, the only obvious outcome is an implosion when they clinch power, a situation where there are many phalluses and very few orifices

izzou:
[color=royalblue]What part can you actually do with these baggages?

Many of them are just people who felt shortchanged.

Nigeria has no hope with people like Malami and Mark at the helm of affairs [/color]

🙃🙃🙃

IDF vs IRGC indeed

TemporaryHansel:
So, we have gotten so low that we now applaud people for backstabbing their benefactors? Finitiri wouldn't be who he is today without Atiku's support.

OasisX:


......Ọlọhun! Talo ni ìtàn kí tán. LOL!

Babalanku awon baba waa lo so bee 🤘😂🤘

BlueRayDick:
I actually thought Finitri was pro-Atiku and the other woman was pro-APC during that their governorship tussle .

It is ironic that the same Finitri just nekede the Ex-Waziri for market square

Baba go feel say na Fubara maybe e don go misyarn for the man front na hin he pull Ganduje card on am

OasisX:


.....maja masa là ń má akíkanjú lójú ogún. LOL!

Sheikh Omo Ogbon!!! Ti akikanju okunrin ba ku omugo okunrin ni o ma pa itan re

OasisX:


.....you missed this part. I understand though, coz the post too long. LOL!

OasisX:


......Structure of Criminality. LOL!

I really love it, gonna make 2027 more interesting. It ain't gonna be IDF vs Hamas, rather IDF vs IRGC. LOL!

So who be IRGC for this case now? My Asiwaju can never hide under a rock when gbege burst!! Please be guided







Although when Gbege burst for 1995, idan use Okada enter bush flee through Benin go Yankee o

afrodoc:


If not that people dey suffer, Naija politics na cruise.

I don’t think there is any country on earth that has such an inordinate level of carpet crossing and party switching. Ideology and political leaning means nothing to our politicians.

We are actually running a crude caricature of a democracy.

It has become as normal as dusk and dawn

BlueRayDick:
Better soup na Ex-Waziri kill am o......

Omo! Dem really run enter Atiku with that Ex-Waziri matter o.

I no know why Elder dey para for me, no be me tell Fintiri make e strip him principal naked for Michika market square

Have you seen my beautiful Party oh iye
Have you seen my tomato party oh iyele
Party softly dey cool me temper ADA
Party na sugar sugar iyo
Aregberascal dey wait
Puta kene n'ogbo
Ife di mma amaka!
Better soup na Ex-Waziri kill am o
ADA nwa ngwa pekem pekem iya
ADA ADA oyolima
ADA ADA iyooo!!!

ADA Nwa Ngwa welu ya, ngwa welu ya ngwa chubaya! ADA ADA iyooo oooh

DuBLINGreenb:
Siasia that was ban for life by FIFA shot up ya detty mouth mr. Siasia

Like DYG? See who dey talk about bribes a suspended thief

Siasia omo werey!!! You wey dem catch dey receive bribe na him dey accuse another man? You?

BlueRayDick:
Until the person wey u Wan use Ur fist tackle him case fall down and die, na then u go learn say behind counter no be hotel. 😂

I just dey read am dey laugh him eye go clear when gay tell am to pull shorts for Kirikiri

Yemike:
They're like Man utd, money that should've been spent on new signings is being used to pay wages.
They have Mane, Brozovic, Telles, Dhuran and the likes tho'.

Duran wey don run

afrodoc:
Maybe she gives top quality service and gets a lot of regular customers.
It seems you are desperate to know. Inbox me her details let me find out for you the next time I am in the country.

iamoyindamola:
So i quoted diggz and typed
Calm down egbon


I got banned

BlueRayDick:
I guess most people are angry with the current state of things , but they are failing to see how it could've been worse.

I watched a video recently on Youtube in which one lady was interviewed by Lucky Udu to share her "one chance" experience. The Lady narrated how she boarded a vehicle on a Monday morning to work on the Island ; unfortunately for her the vehicle turned out to be "one chance". She was driven all over Gbagada, Anthony, Ikeja etc in the early hours of the morning while the criminals were hitting her legs with hammer to force her give her banking app password and ATM pins at gun point.

At the end of the day, the lady was badly injured and lost her savings to the criminals. One thing she said that caught my attention was that she was pissed there was no police checkpoint on the roads while she was being driven around Lagos and being attacked by the criminals. She felt if there had been checkpoints mounted maybe around Gbagada or Ikeja axis, they would've busted the criminals who held her in their car against her will.

Now, I have been frequenting that route for a while now and I remember like 2 to 3 years ago there used to be some special police tactical unit that do mount roadblock around Charley Boy bus stop on that Gbagada axis. Most times people cuss them for causing unnecessary slow-moving traffic due to their "stop and Search". It was ironic hearing the lady wish those same policemen we used to cuss mounted the road blocks we love to hate.

During that same EndSARS movement, all the ones attached to politicians in the area I live in dissappeared, and it didn't take long before evil reared its ugly head. First of all the animals who 'hijacked' the protests started looting homes, they started from the politicians before coming for each of us wey just dey manage life for there, in as much as we cuss the hell out of those special roadblock officers, we wished they were there to help us at least. What saved us was one retired Navy Commodore with PTSD, walahi the man let off shots like say we dey Maiduguri and that's what scared off the hoodlums.

diggz:
Bro come collect Felix and Nkunku for £150mil last price. Very cheap deal wey go upgrade your team. Hurry before arsssnal collect them.

Trevor012 na your opportunity to let Leyqute upgrade una team…no dull am ooo

Nkunku ko Nkiru ni make una hold on to una bag if akpu jor