₦airaland Forum

semid4lyfe:
I be FG employee, and I'm not offended by his car ads mocking civil servants. Rather, I find them amusing and I think the NOA scored an own goal by issuing that statement because instead of shutting him down he's gotten more visibility, virality, momentum and a huge boost.

I mean, this guy has been posting these ads since last year but was ignored and tucked away in a small corner of social media. Now, thanks to the attention from the NOA, he’s scheduled to appear on Channels TV’s morning show today and other media outlets.

In this case, silence and ignoring him into oblivion would have been the better strategy.

1 million likes!!!!!!!!

sebod:
I was having a discussion with a woman today and I burst into laughter after mentioning Masss Com as the course she studied in school as I said "eh! see Ibime people oo". She wondered why I laughed as she couldn't understand my murmuring

You go end up for Yabaleft soon if you continue to dey allow ibime make you laugh and murmur in public

OasisX:


......best candidate to unseat PBAT. By 11am on election day, he has won by a landslide. LOL!

I'm a Civil Servant and I support Sarkin Mota, the person I don't support is the one that wasted our Govt A4 Paper and ink by putting out that secular. Mind you Sarkin Mota offers Civil Servants like me the chance to pay 40% and continue the remaining payments in installments, while taking the vehicle with me. God bless Sarkin Mota, Shapona punish the werey wey type that secular. Thank you

Ibime:


I think he actually believes what he says. He is part of the looters but wanted us to stone the looters, like Flint said he is a complex character

Very funny man

How thugs go waylay police van nitori oloun

BlueRayDick:
What's with this Akwa Ibom governor and his family? I hope all is well with him and his family sha?

I thought the man is supposed to be a pastor ; this one the daughter is dropping cryptic video I no dey understand at all.

I wanted to even ask Disstroy for the tea, girl has been accusing him of killing his wife, her mother and all other things. He's an occultist, a ritualist etc

https://www.nairaland.com/7710166/rotimi-amaechi-releases-new-song#123489289

BlueRayDick and Theflint1 make una see Minister Rotimi

BlueRayDick:
I remember the yeye video with that his croak voice

Theflint1:
From what I hear, he's very religious

He bin tear one gospel single that year with him wife and children na, abi you don forget? Make I look for the link

BlueRayDick:
U see people like Amaechi, El-Rufai, etc; nothing wey dem go tell me wey go sway me at all.

Na now Amaechi know say Nigerians are hungry, him no know say Nigerians are hungry when he was building railway to Niger republic under Buhari abi?

Na now people like Elrufai know say there is serious insecurity in the land, when he was governor over Kaduna state and a section of the population was being attacked almost on a daily basis he didn't know there was serious insecurity.

Some Nigerians get short memory true true sha

No mind them, I'm happy most people are getting wiser now

Theflint1:
Amaechi is a complex character, he's fond of talking in this manner, was the same way that audio of him criticizing the Buhari government, and Nigerians leaked, while he was serving as minister under the man.

Na normal yarns from goat wey far from yam barn

Amaechi wan use una head Chop wire again talmbout 'Naijeriyans are hungry' God our memory memory this country dey pami

Better hit, that Wicked mofoka rocked it!!

fredoooooo:
Aye eyele o ni da.. eyele that end inside pot , na peppersoup dem take am dey do for 15th floor.. . You better go and drink ogogoro with ya 20 epl cup .. we dey zip our champagne with our conference league trophy.. you get am?
Eni ti o ni iiru eni kole mo iyi eni .
Next year by the grace of God , na relegation the ojo go carry una go ...radarada

Abeg I no wan laugh today😂😂😂😂😂

fredoooooo:
Dr. for the Agberos and Ashewos
Hope you get injection for ya team to go relegation next season .

Ojo to ro lo pe eye le ati adiye papo walahi, because why person wey carry conference hall trophy go dey chat to me? Emi 20x Epl winner multiple UCL winner

odizeey:
Some posts are just funny.

One would think they were gifted the final spot.

CrystalTiger:
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

Kini gbogbo nonsense yi bayi? 😂😂😂😂 AI ke?

iamoyindamola:
Rabbit is the most useless and fragile animals alive
My story....
A friend proposed rabbit business to me claiming it's the next money booming business, he listed the advantages like they can born litter, their urine is good fertilizer, the meat is high in protein etc.
I was curious no disadvantages yet, someone like me I always like the good and bad side just to prepare ahead but I was cautious because he wanted me to invest heavily I asked who as done it and benefiting from it, the usual this and that people.
I also came to nairaland to research I saw the same thing he said about rabbits so I went into it, I got 2 females and a male, the male can be the odogwu and be doing party 🤣
Not up to a week the werey died from knacks before that too he suffered kicks from the aggressive females I think exhaustion but he's delivered his polling unit, when the 2 gave birth(5 each) that's where the problem started.
Have never seen heartless creatures like rabbit how do you give birth and refuse to feed the kids, that's how about 7 died from hunger.
I was very angry I went online to try and save the remaining 4 I read that's how rabbit behaved I was confused why didn't he tell me all this
I got a solution to force the mothers to feed the kids they stamped on them killed the rest.
I got angry and picked one of this useless creature and kill it, they are just too fragile but the meat sweet and I didn't want to lose all round I decided to kill the last one too.
That's how I was lucky not to lose huge money on stupidity but the surprising thing is my friend didn't bother to ask how my rabbit business is going till date.

liveLongNprospa:
Lmao.. No too much talk

I like this

swiz123:
A wise man will stick only to broilers until they become very financially buoyant to venture into Layers. Layers is blood money when mastered, especially when you buy maize from northerners and make the feed yourself.

YKB!

raumdeuter:
One of my classmates actually became psychotic as a result of fish business, He started recharge card business while we were in school swearing he will never apply for any office job nor japa

His recharge card and business center was doing so well that he had over a million and several branches before we graduated

After we left Ife, He stayed back rented an apartment and continued, his biz kept on booming until someone introduced him to fish farming since recharge cards and busness centers were no longer working. He went into it with the same zeal and put all the money he made into it

One day they came to wake him that the fish don wash away. That was the trigger point for him, till today he never fully balance

I can only imagine the pain he went through. Just last year, I read here how one man fed his birds for about 7 months till they got to the point of laying eggs, only to come one morning and find almost all the birds dead or at the point of death. I felt his pain because e better make thief carry broiler wey you feed for only 8 weeks than make disease pack your 7 month investment.

diggz:
Ifeanyi is a bad boy lol

The boy too useless, when I reported what happened to his father, the old man looked at me and told me 'A fool and his money are soon parted' if no be say na elderly person I for rush am with blows

BlueRayDick:
Make police wey never buy Sallah ram no catch u sha

Wetin be this again na

A40:
Brother poultry business turn my cousin wey be my age mate to begin get Grey hair. Lost weight and had to sell his poultry at loss, we gather pity dey buy the fowl from him hand.

Na him papa force am to quit the business laslas. Few months free of it and the improvement in physical appearance was noticeable.

Omo I can only imagine, chai

semid4lyfe:
Lookman's family is close knit and his parents seemed to have imbued him with good values. Also shy and not outgoing like that.

Osimhen on the other hand rose grew up in the streets. Seems to me like someone who didn't receive love as a kid, and hence seeks it as an adult from friends, and acolytes.

Well said, I was surprised none of the so-called influencers posting about his homecoming then I remembered they're businesspeople so no pay no post

Ironic 🤔

semid4lyfe:
Just seeing that Osimhen flew some friends/influencers to Turkey for Galatasaray victory parade.

Hmmm, at this rate make him just go Saudi.

Meanwhile my brother Lookman came to Lagos and e do him thing go, e no send any smelly influencer

A40:
If you wan kill your enemy just introduce am to poultry or fishing business

If he no suffer BP issues or close to stroke na by Grace of God

Wake up in the morning all the fish don kpai or worse, rain fall wash your fish enter gutter or road make e be say God don send fish from heaven to feed the street Poultry for eggs better pass Poultry for meat walahi

Shegzdave:

Bro e no funny then o, imagine say I use my money organise orgies for Brazil e for pay me pass

GloriousGbola:
Another fast way of going bankrupt is investing in a business you know nothing about. And the opportunity is usually brought by one paddy. Look how Okocha put his one million in society generale at the time. A bank that was already dead to most Nigerians.

That was how my cousin Ifeanyi made me spend UN funds on goats, useless goats he said will be reproducing and giving money, another one came again and said pigs and fish. I doled out funds and in the end the madmen came again that it seems he bought 2 male goats as the werey goats have refused to knack themselves, na so money burn for that misadventure finally we swallowed pride and hired some agric consultants then leased the farm to them to salvage what we had left if not by now loan apps for don tire to plaster my face and details for social media