₦airaland Forum

afrodoc2:
I come dey fear for the governor.

he's in 'safe hands'

BlueRayDick:
I learnt "gifting" on TikTok live is the new way they launder money now.

They use stolen credit card info to buy TikTok coins which they in turn use to buy gift items on TikTok. These TikTok gifts ranging from Lion, Roses, Money Gun, Universe, etc are sent to TikTok "friends" who host Live stream as "gifts".

Few days ago a TikTok user; "TikTok King" had a live stream match with another TikTok influencer "Peller". In the course of the Live match, TikTok king allegedly got gifted 63 "Universe". The value of a "universe" is approximately $600 , this means the guy was gifted almost $38k on the livestream by a single user.

Word on the street is that when TikTok king who was gifted the $38k worth of TikTok universe gift decides to cash out his gift in monetary terms from his montized TikTok account, he will keep a certain percentage and send back the greater part of it to his "gifter", thus the funds is cleaned.

Reading the same thing on X now sef terrible.

BlueRayDick:
Anytime u go to the police station either as the complainant or the accused, money must drop in from ur hand

My brother I don learn that lesson long ago

GloriousGbola:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qZuxPKUVGiw

surprising we haven't gotten our own version of this

anyway why fight police as a successful artiste when you can simply use them as your own private army

They wouldn't dare

BlueRayDick:
There's this Yoruba comic actor Jigan that has been trending since he joined TikTok in the last quarter of last year. Las week I watched a TikTok live he hosted where he brought another comic act ; Amuda Eko and that one narrated a police case he once had.


Amuda and one other egbon that usually act comic scenes on Yoruba movie bought a fairly used phone in Isale Eko not knowing it was a stolen phone. The police tracked the phone and had both nollywood guys arrested as being receivers of stolen goods. After spending days in detention, the guy who was the real thief was also Tracked down and joined them in the cell.

The nollywood guys got a lawyer who later posted their bail after which they were asked to report daily while the investigation was still ongoing on the case. The police then told them the items stolen in the victim's house during the robbery (which they were nkt involved in) was over 20m and they will have to contribute that amount or risk jail term. They negotiated downward and later arrived at an agreement with the police that they will be paying ₦200k every Friday towards the settlement of that agreement.

The original robber claimed he has no money and opted for them charge him to court (since he has nothing to lose). After making the payment the first week, Amuda was running around to make the second week payment when he suddenly saw the robber at Idumota as a free man.

Amuda called the robber by name and the guy even answers. He asked him how come he's a free man when they left him in police cell? Then robber told him the court freed him the police didn't present a water tight case and he's now back on the street. The guy say he Wan mad. It took him and the other other guy weeks to gather courage and tell the police they are not going to abide by the yeye agreement o because they can't be paying a debt they didnt owe while the real robber is a free man. It was then they knew it was the police that was just deliberately extorting them.

Very funny but this is what happens daily in this Nigeria. Nearly 15yrs ago now, a thief broke into Dr's Quarters and stole 2 laptops... they chased him and managed to recover the laptops I warned them to beat if they like or let him go but the oversabi niggas ignored me and dragged the their to the Police station, before you could spell Ogbegungbela, three of them 2 being lappy owners and one wellwisher enter police hand, not only were they feeding the thieves but one didn't even have a receipt for his system and eventually bought a case for himself. By the time the Police were done with them they had spent nearly the amount used in purchasing the laptop they avoided me for 3 months straight because on sight na laugh I dey laugh them daily like Burnaboy said "YOU NO GET MONEY YOU DEY CALL POLICE? ME I DEY LAUGH YOU GAN!!"

afrodoc2:
They defiled him?

I know sexual harassment seems to be the order of the day, but that's tough.

Laaawwwdd!!!!

Ellexy:
You dey always buss my head every time

I no know why you dey laugh, Cattle cuisine business na the new money maker if you like no open Cow restaurant, dey there

raumdeuter:
Theflint1

Can you gf get her story straight

https://www.nairaland.com/8386565/removed-over-lng-plants-not

afrodoc2:
A farmer invited herdsman to bring their cows to eat his crops?

😂😂😂

Fresh Crops here, get ya fresh crops here... if you're hungry for some fresh and juicy leaves eat my crops here cuz they're a treat

Oh Ebiraland, apart from Govt shege I enjoyed every bit of my time there. The hills of Agassa and the cool breeze of Iruvucheba and the ever willing to learn mentees

chrisooblog:
The Aluu lynchings was a particularly bad experience. Young men killed in their prime for being in the wrong place and time.

Is that what really happened?

TemporaryHansel:
If it was back in the day, when the seas were rough, a story teller such as yourself wouldn’t survive.

Don't be so sure about that my Elder

OkpaNsukkaisBae:
He also said that Fulani and Yoruba are one

Events of recent years have caused a huge rift but in the past there was more harmony between the two groups

OkpaNsukkaisBae:
This isn't just about your governor. Most Southern governors/politicians normally appease their northern counter part in the name of building political bridge cox North have the numbers, especially those politicians wey get political ambition at the national level.

You no see CityBoy attacking Evans after criminal herdsmen butchered Pa Fashoranti daughter.

WHERE ARE THE COWS?

TemporaryHansel:
If you’re not a pirate why are you telling stories about pirates?

I'm a Biographer

TemporaryHansel:
When men were sailing the high seas, were you there?

I'm not a naval officer nor a pirate, nor even a merchant shipman sir. I am but just a humble purveyor of Irvingia gabonensis my kind sir

Oasis003:


........Odu to de Ade Iwa.

raumdeuter:
Is there a new thread

There is, I stumbled upon it one night and it was interesting until niggas started posting dic pics smh

afrodoc2:
Hehehe.

When England will tell you that on Oct 14th 1066 William of Normandy defeated Harold Godwinson at Hastings just 3 weeks after Godwinson himself had defeated Harald Hadrada at Stamford Bridge, Naija will come up with multiple opposing fabu about spirit kings and multiple conflicting king lists from a similar period to the English.

Lack of documentation and sophisticated written language na bad thing.

It's our greatest undoing, but it preserves the supernatural and cultural values, imagine if any of the gods wrote down that he was a settler who was light skinned and stumbled into a land of dark skinned inhabitants who thought him a god

semid4lyfe:
Bruh, as I get small time today, I say make I peruse the thread from the timeline Disstroy posted and I don laugh tire

M.E.N mount for that thread and it was wild af

Anybody wey you see wey use the term Uganda or Kampala tales for here, know say na dem

Oasis003:


.....I don talk am before, you dey enjoy this thread pass rest of us. LOL!

As my mentor Jubrin El Sudani used to say 'I belong to everybody and I belong to nobody'

afrodoc2:
These 2 guys having fact-based arguments over bilateral fabu and legends.

A phuckin disgrace but I can't say I'm not entertained

Oasis003:


......bruhhhhhh! Dem dragged him pass I-Pass-Neigbour Gen. LOL!

Whether PIGS or GOATS bro all na same.

Oasis003:


.....gotcha bruh, but when Abba shared Goats in Kano as empowerment, he was cooked, but here we are justifying Pigs empowerment. LOL!

Really? I didn't know

Oasis003:


......we all fuckin know what we are fuckin doing. LOL!

Omo Iya, invest in livestock if you haven't already. The goats my brother kept in the village have turned our backyard into Goatopia now goats littered everywhere

And he's absolutely right, take livestock farming very seriously this year I beg of y'all 🤲😶 whether PIGS or GOATS

liveLongNprospa:
Relocation process completed.

Time to support naija from abroad🙏

The 6ix!!!! 👊👊 congrats chief

diggz:
I say no be ball oooo

semid4lyfe:
So guys from here were regulars in the Ashewo Beer Parlour thread back then?

Hmm, I followed the thread for a while but never posted in it.

Normally Ishi get mouth but that was brutal, damn!

Card carrying members sef

raumdeuter:
By 2027 January na spy360 go paint himself in white chalk as Tinubu 2027 campaign director all over Southeast


Spy Bwala

Spy Okupe

Spy Fani Kayode

Spy Kenneth Okonkwo

Spy Onanuga

On his mandate we shall stand

raumdeuter:
You wey i don submit your CV for campaign manager for APC in 2027

Asiwaju even do birthday you didn't even use his picture for your DP

Youth leader na so you dey do

Make everybody align now before e too late.. on some Daniel Bwala shiiii

sod09:
Pressure pipe dan burst
He finally sight the moon,too many relevant for this man
Nobody send him again he shouldn't have corrected his mistake and see if people will fast tomorrow or not

Nonsense and ingredient