₦airaland Forum

swiz123:
So you can’t threaten GTbank with closure of your bank account so they can at least apologize? So make person wey help your friend go carry him cross cos you no send am message this time.

izzou:
[color=royalblue] Someone saw me opening my app today, and asked why I was still using GTB

I thought maybe there were speculations the bank could be in financial trouble

E come say na to protest for VDM

Mtcheeeeewww [/color]

Oasis007:

You don see am finish

raumdeuter:
Oshey Aristoto

raumdeuter:
How many nurses are assigned to you personally

You come train for Calabar the HQ of beautiful women

3 and they're all male, Life gives to the greedy and not the needy bro

Melvyn11:
Speak for yourself. Only a shameless and morally bankrupt married man will make passes at another woman talkless of another married woman. If it is right why can't they make they passes in front of their wives?

Are we supposed to mail NIPOST letters to them? Wtf is this nitori olorun

raumdeuter:
No tell me say you be OBGYN sha abi you be towtow mechanic like 2baba

I be Anaesthesiologist

Ibime:
No different from the words of Cash Money and Lil Wayne

"Girl you look good, won't you back that ãss up"

'That coochie in my mouth'll have me lost for words'

KingTom:
Fr bro, his numbers are really astonishing. Big ups to him abeg e no easy, getting 10m+ streams on a day other artistes dropped is no mean feat

So wetin I talk like play come turn to reality SMH.

izzou:
[color=royalblue]Some ridiculous prices I have seen for vehicles

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https://www.nairaland.com/8380732/toyota-previa-1999-manual-back

https://www.nairaland.com/8380329/nissan-vanette-bus-petrol-5.5m

Vanette 5.5m ke? Abi na the one wey OPC bin dey use

iamoyindamola:
Fear no catch you if he be quack

Jamiuokolaa:
Nothing dey happen joor

Make una calm down small jare

ok o

Jamiuokolaa:
Tottenham don qualify for final joor

Hopefully, we are able to defeat them.

You sef believe say you don qualify? For this same Man Utd wey we know? In big 2025? Omo na until dem blow final whistle for OT before my mind go calm

afrodoc:
garnacho. Garnacho. GARNACHO. ..........not gernacho.

bendito mantato. Bendito Mantato. BENDITO MANTATO.............not benedatto.

English is not a must

Leyqute:
The Garnacho wey dem give chance, is it performing like this? Talent pass talent

izzou:
[color=royalblue] Exactly

Every LG should partner with the pure water companies in their region, and see how they can make the area cleaner. Either through incentives, or employing more locals to clean the area

How can banning pure water work?[/color]

Is it not the same brains that they use to demolish houses and crush seized motorcycles? Nothing they do surprises me anymore

izzou:
[color=royalblue]If they ban pure water, what would be the alternative?

Many homes use sachet water for drinking.

I don't think banning pure water can ever work, especially when everyone is responsible for their water issues[/color]

Giving incentives for recycling no matter how small, is the best solution but we'll rather steal money and buy gold plated brassieres or take trips to the south of France to feed our dusting powder addiction

OasisX:


.......its always the letter 'i'. LOL!

And the Muntula paste our passport as him dp chai

DissTroy:
Forgive our brother, Diggz. It happens when he's inebriated. I guess I'd have to notify estate security to lead home again tonight.

I dey enjoy am, Holyfield and Tyson no do reach this one

nihilistjnr:
At least the employer will still get to fvck something, cos front end developer for a commercial website and you only want to pay 200k in toilet paper... Nah you're definitely getting fvcked, either by guy that scammed his way into the job, or the hackers that will open shop inside your server.

Tinubu's Nayira??

diggz:
My issue with this Tinubu and his people is that you can't ask the common man to make sacrifices when you and your entire team are unwilling to do the same.

If you're claiming that there are saboteurs stopping you from performing your role, then you and your people shouldn't be squandering the little we have or putting us deeper into debt just to accommodate all the waste you found in government because you and your people are beneficiaries and are unwilling to let go of it.

As a father, you can't look your children in the eye and tell them they need to make sacrifices by skipping breakfast and dinner because you're broke or have projects to execute. Then you turn around and splash the little money you have on drinking alcohol and chopping nkwobi in a beer parlour owned by Disstroy. Unless you’re as useless as the current president and his entire team.

owned by who?

All man mount their own agenda

Who chop am? ^^^^^

OkpaNsukkaisBae:
This is not propaganda. The Houthis is a formidable power. You should be reading real news. No be to dey share emoji everywhere.

Mtcheeew to hell with you and your knocked head

Houthi Ke? Oga Semid abi this una button don dey malfunction ni o

afrodoc:
Not even Saint Obi?

Not even the patron saint of Image renovators

DissTroy:
One day you'd all realize the APC, PDP, LP divides are illusionary. The real divides are those who have access to our common patrimonies and those who don't.

APC folks are seemingly demonic defending the Federal Government until you encounter PDP folks viciously attacking critics of the Bayelsa, Rivers or Akwa Ibom State Government.

You want me to reference instances of PDP defenders at the state level setting up a critic with his lover to get his nude pictures just to embarrass him?

Heck! Nollywood actor Moses Armstrong was setup using his ward tagging him a sexual molester because he was against PDP winning. This was in 2022.

They are all vile. There are no saints or angels.

'They are all vile, there are no saints or Angels'

That is a fact

BlueRayDick:
Some Nigerians don already Dey spend prop money for parties .

You would go to the party with ur real Naira notes which u will exchange with the prop money from any of the money changers designated at the venue by the event planner .

All the real money deposited with the event planner automatically goes to the celebrant . So when the guests are being entertained ,the prop money will be sprayed . As a guest who got sprayed , u can always go back to the money changers to change the prop money back to the real money . But las las na the celebrate will make more money from this arrangement sha

💯

OasisX:


.....forming thick skin ain't enough, you must not hesitate to fire back and crush their bones to dust.

Your skin thick pass Valentino belt, but we go still banter you when you drop gba takes