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Shegzdave:
Wahala Dey ooo

Walahi

Theflint1:
Yea, na the problem, by game week 8 we should know whether we're going or not sha.

Fingers crossed sha 🤞

Beorn:
LOL @Man Utd traumatizing you. I'm a United fan so I feel your pain.

I'm in Lagos and the guy that does it is in Lagos at Alaba. If my memory serves me right, you stay in Calabar. Don't knowh how it'd be possible unless the guy would do it for you and weigh-bill it to Calabar, at least that's what he did for my brother who I introduced to him and he stays in Asaba.

The stuff uses DStv frequency so you don't need new dish (pan) or to start searching for new frequency, just remove your DStv decoder and connect the the rest of the adapter, HDMI & wire into it and boom, you're good to go.

Anyway, when you DM me, I'll give you the guys number.

🙏 🙏 thanks Chief

Theflint1:
I don drop update on one guy wey dey run this DSTv package before...last subscription I did was for 30K (December) and this is my second subscription...you'd enjoy all DSTv channels with it for 12 months.

As long as you have a Smart TV that can download the DSTv stream app, you're good to go.

https://www.nairaland.com/search?q=08164605094&search=Search

The guy's number is in that link

Wow, thank you so much, I'll contact him 🙏

Theflint1:
We have three more home games, and two more away games...still kinda in our hands, 4 wins and 1 draw would most likely be enough.

I doubt if other teams go siddon fold hands and allow us go through, what if they in turn win their own games or have minimal losses and draws, las las na only Rohr wey we use insult wan kill don qualify us without G.U Garba, H.C Head, Z.I Chima and A. Macleish Smith

Beorn:
I don't know the type you've been using, but circa June last year till now, I use a decoder called CSat introduced to me by a friend that's been using for way longer, after I started using it, I've said bye bye to DStv at least for the past 9 months and counting. My DStv decoder is just in my sitting room as monument waiting for the other decoder might be blocked.

The stuff is just a cloned or will I say a hacked DStv. I get all the channels on DStv and even more. And I pay just 6k monthly or 15k (at 5k per month) for 3 months (that's the one I use) and get to watch all DStv channels and more.

If you calculate how much I've been able to save for the past 9 months, it's been more than 150k assuming I continued paying 25k for compact plus bouquet which is now 30k on DStv.

The stuff uses data connect but it doesn't consume more than 100mb in a whole month which is highly inconsequential to me. I transfered 5gig to my MiFi which I used to give it its internet connection since I move out with my phone and make use of my phone to receive calls while I'm at home, and since January I put that 5gig, it's still using it till now. In short the only reason the data has gone down more is because I sometimes connect my phone to the MiFi when I'm low on data on my phone.

Don't know if or when they'd close it, but so far, I've been using it and continue to enjoy it. Anything to fleece DStv with, sign me up!!

Bro I go dm you make we talk, funny enough this is exactly how I found myself where I am now ok I'll give Csat a chance, data no be wahala for me, even the matches sef na once in a while since Man Utd dey traumatize me

raumdeuter:
The guys story I told briefly was actually my very close friend from primary school. I will call him S. cos his name starts with S. He is a Moslem guy from a polygamous home but his mom was the first wife and was bounced for the newer wife. I don't know if you have encountered all those Moslem guys who learned Quran early, Very sharp with Math's but deficient in English. S was so good with Math's that in primary school that when we go Math's and English. S will score like 95 but his English will be like 60, while the rest of us will probably score 80-80

His mom knew me from primary school and my parents knew him to because prize winning day Math's is sure for him

By the time we got to SS1, He was already reading Engineering Maths by Stroud, Bunday textbook for Maths, he already took GCE and passed but 1 subject, By the time we were in SS2, he passed all the subjects so he never finished Secondary school because he was too good

So when I was in SS3, He already entered OAU Year 1. So when I was entering year 1, I deliberately wanted to stay in the same room so he can rub off him. His Year 1 GPA was about 4.4.

That year we stayed together was when one weed head guy we called "Elder" he was like 28yrs and an extra year student was also in our room that was who started teaching us how to play "Kashi" but my friend took extra interest in it and started the gambling life

In our room pre cell phone, my guy will just disappear for 2 weeks on those gambling trips from one school to another, get into trouble, no transport fare, enter lorry and just wandering around

By my year 3, I continued staying on campus and he moved to town where his life now took a very bad turn

One day his mom came to my house and told my parents that she found weed in commercial quantity in the traveling bag he was taking to school an they should tell me to stop being friends with her son before S corrupts me too

Many years later I tried to reach him and got info that he was still staying with his mom, got involved in an accident that broke his leg, I told him I will sponsor his MSc in Instrumentation from UI. I was paying the fees directly to the school (because I knew he would gamble with it). He finished his Masters and got a govt job.

2yrs ago, was when I heard from him that his mom died and I sent money to him for her burial

A wasted talent, I just realized that anything he wanted to do he always went in hard, whether gambling, weed smoking, Maths, Electronics

Bravo boss 👏 👏 👏

DSTV bin wan wound me, na so my niggas convince me to go install wetin I no understand, I dey watch match decoder on hin own switch to Hausa movie and e lock for the movie 'I no go pront, I no go back' now I dey watch Mai Gagara badun abi wetin be this
I dey go back go DSTV aje

reccy:
KingTom

Morning boss, please I need your help sir

Bro email me, morning how far

GloriousGbola:
Corn lord
Lamba lord

This is the content we come to NL for

joseph1832:
Oga Tom, how far, abeg na who be cum, sorry corn lord and lamba lord?

OasisX:


......Troy actually missed it, though not just him, another patriotic goon swallowed it to talk down on his country. LOL!

Patriotic goon ke? Nobody defend him country reach that nigga na, he's a neutral but he leans more to the Corn lord than the lamba lord

DissTroy:
LOL. He's not even top 5.

You might not like Tinubu and I don't too, but whoever is Nigeria's GCFR is Africa's 001, be it a BAT or a goat.

1. Nigeria
2. South Africa
3. Egypt
4. Ethiopia (arguably)
5. Kenya

In that order. Rwanda isn't even the most influential in East Africa, not to mention Africa. You should really study contemporary African socio-politico-economics.

Lol a Davido fanboy is hyping his fave and you think it's about the president of Rwanda?

reccy:
What's happening is like APC grabbing an opportunity they have been waiting for. It's not about lack of representation Rather, the suspension provides them with advantage and enough reason to finally display their hate towards her. They hate her from that cycle. they don't wish her well. They display this wherever you see them- Facebook, nairaland, twitter, off media. But the real people that matter are with Her.

It has been a defeat to whole lion ant that a PDP senator, not just that, his adversary won his senatorial zone with his local godfather rhetorical he is trying to create in kogi state. So they are trying to stage a comeback with support from above.

The recalling will not see the light of the day and the injustice will not be sustained!

Ovidiovidi

OasisX:


.....make una dey click and read the story. It won't burn more than 1mb. LOL!

OasisX:


.......pure like bruh! Obi wey handover plenty mulla for his successor owe Allowances ké? As how?! LOL!

Agenda na orphan, e eventually settle with them na Sheikh

patrickmuf:
Exactly...I have seen enough of politicians to know they're all good away from the cameras. Obi and Atiku fit don make money pass most APC so-called strong men for this very Tinubu government.

It is what it is na neophytes dey shout on top politicians matter, Obi wey wan use unpaid allowances wound me for Anambra that year thankfully the 'greedy' doctors were eventually paid, I had to run for my life to Kogi where I saw shege before God in his infinite mercy sent me back to Calabar. Bro when I see some things for here I just dey laugh shake my head

patrickmuf:
Imoke's own was the worst; people thought he wouldn't make it that's why Ndoma-Egba rallied all the national assembly members to visit GEJ then and there they presented Prince Jedy-Agba as the consensus candidate of PDP. The problem started for Ndoma-Egba when Liyel survived; he made it a point of duty to retire all those who were part of the team that went to GEJ to present Jedy-Agba as the party's consensus candidate.

Odey at this point is very careful because Prince Otu loyalist are watching his every move.

I remember Ndoma's election, hehehehe GEJ played an OBJ on them e say make dem go meet their Governor, dem cripple Ndoma-Egba and Owan Enoh emerged victorious. Las las shey the Ndoma ended working against GEJ and securing an appointment with Bunari in the process, while same Enoh that was PDP no 1 paper boy na APC man now and minister. Smh na mumu dey fight for politicians.

patrickmuf:
I hear Otu is managing his health. He is not as active as he was 10 years ago, man is clearly sick...I wish him speedy recovery though because if anything happens to him, the state will be thrown into a state of political confusion...

Yeah he's been looking very ill lately, but come to think of it, why e be say everytime the Gominas dey get serious health issues here, I remember Imoke shortly after demolishing the Mary Slessor Roundabout fell very ill, I remember the short man devil as well fell ill too where we were directing fund requests to his bro Frank, eventually even the Frank sef fell very ill. I also hope nothing happens to him, at least e dey try

patrickmuf:
Imagine the acting Governor (Deputy) of Cross River State directing that the status quo before the trouble in one of the LGAs in the state be maintained after councillors impeached a Chairman (lady)...If it was the President, we'd be hearing talks of Presidential abuse of power and all that...

Governors do worse to LGs...

Werey Odey e dey enjoy that 'acting Governor' title bros abeg when Otu wan come back make men taste small Allowance na

izzou:

You'll be there no matter what!

I'm entertained

BlueRayDick:
Tinubu surely has a way of always attracting people of questionable character to his side . 🥵

https://www.nairaland.com/5648135/ibok-ibas-locks-emmanuel-ekpe

This matter is always used as a case study in our office.

Roland17:
Itsrm, like Asiwaju see Sanwolu hand all over Obasa impeachment, I can see your hands all over Fubara’s suffering.

I know say hot rice and stew don set for your house this night.

That man Itsrm will have 'Telli Person' on repeat tonight



Timaya 'We tell you you no hear, we advice you you no gree, when the time is right my brother eeeee telli person, dem no dey tell person eh telli person'

izzou:
[color=royalblue]He could have even walked away.

As a previous accountant and governor, what is billions to him?

After what Wike and Fubara did in 2023 elections, I have been praying for nemesis to catch up with them.

Sadly, Nemesis chose to follow the alphabetical order[/color]

Hahahahaha and W is still a long way down well what will be will be

izzou:
[color=royalblue]No matter how we are an animal Republic, we ought to have a line that we shouldn't cross, or at least a body that we should respect

The moment the SC reinstated the HOA members, he was gone. That's two-third of the house already.

If he had shame like me, e for jejely resign, and be the hero Rivers never had.
[/color]

Well it's a shame. Like you said I don't pity him one bit, he didn't play his cards well. See if it were me I'll praise sing Wike, invite him to commission several projects, warm my way to Tinupoo's heart and then strike Nyesom when he least expects. Na mugu dey carry 1 life enter stage 10 to face final boss when you know say you no get cheat codes
The Great 'De-structurer'

izzou:
[color=royalblue]I no fit wish Wike well, but you see Fubara? E good for am.

Wike checkmated you with the SC ruling...Like fvvking swallow the pill and move on

As Obi and Atiku dey shout up and down, they respected the SC ruling and moved on.

Fubara can never be the hero in this story anymore. Nonsense governor [/color]

Nah I think it was that time they signed that 8 point agreement he would've succumbed and plotted silently. Na why I like Obi, as dem gas am reach the nigga no fall into mob egging hands

BlueRayDick:
U mean the house of assembly headed by Akpabio ? If Fubara relies on them he’s as good as done and gone .

Make e go rest , e don try.

OasisX:


.......if Fubara ain't misled to disregard Tinubu's Advice, he is still gonna be fully in charge today. He was misled to believe he is untouchable and can wield power as he pleases.

He boasted and made all his moves but was checkmated in the end. Instead of doing the rightful, he thought taking the whole country for ransom is next thing to do!

Lesson well served to him and the bunch of clowns hailing him up and down.

💯%

iamkingzlee:

This guy!!!!

Ibime:
But this Fubara is a terrorist oh. Only you burn down House of Assembly, only you dey bomb oil facilities just because you want to hang on to power after breaking agreement that you made with the devil

We defend when e favour us and attack when e no favour us. We are all the same

this thread is akin to a fever dream