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iamoyindamola:
So money they smell true true
No wonder those in the bulk room use face mask and hand sanitizer

E be like say dem bury this one forget because it was damp and very smelly, I siddon for ground count my money sha as nothing concern me

iamoyindamola:
Physical cash as how
Do people still carry such cash around, even contractors have register company name to withdraw not under personal account

I used to ask this question until I worked for Govt officials who paid me in smelly bills dem carry money come my nose wan block with the odour

iamoyindamola:
DP- dey play 🤣🤣🤣

No mind am, but e be like na for physical cash sha as e still dey plastered for banking halls to this day

Potvalor:
Abeg just rest guy! Been reading your posts and it is easy to see that you’re scrambling to attach the whole JAMB issues to a SEastern.
P.S: The head of JAMB IT isn’t Igbo. In fact most of the top roles in JAMB are headed by SWesterners.
Taking screenshots of zonal head of SE (JAMB has like 6 zones) as a scapegoat probably tells how low your IQ is. Anyone can take a look at the management breakdown of JAMB in this link:
https://www.jamb.gov.ng/Management

You've had enough

OasisX:


......dem no dey pay for form again?! That should be enough. JAMB shouldn't be a Revenue Generating Agency for the Government.

I agree it shouldn't be, but even if you display scores instantly on-screen, what's the guarantee that these same software glitches won't affect them? The waiting period is supposed to allow for a review and correction of system errors, unfortunately that is not the case

OasisX:
......I believe Prof. Oloyede has learned his lesson, but I would like to advise him. Henceforth, once a candidate clicks "Submit," their results should display on the screen immediately.

CBT should remain true to its name; scripts should be auto-marked, and results displayed instantly upon submission.

So we should kiss our SMS and scratch card revenues goodbye?

TemporaryHansel:
Chai

Seun I no go ever forgive you.

Unlimited22:
I almost forgot sef


Happy birthday to me

Happy Birthday Chief

GloriousGbola:
But but but - isn't SR a Tinubu plant?

BlueRayDick:
So should Oloyede be made JAMB registrar for life then ?

co-ask abeg, when it's not a lifetime tenure

Segedinho:
This Igbo vs Yoruba twitter war will definitely leads to war one day



It is getting scarier every mins

You overestimate those people

TemporaryHansel:
I'll harken to my leader's call and defect to APC tomorrow. Everything is according to the vision.

APC!!!!

Theflint1:
So says the official narrative. I don't blame anyone that suspects foul play.

Knowing Nigeria, the odds of it being foul play are very high

izzou:
[color=royalblue]Me?[/color]

Theflint1:
387,000 persons to resit the JAMB exams in 5 South East states and Lagos.

So it was a glitch afterall

liveLongNprospa:
E nor go accurate keh? 😂

Sowore is jealous of the pull Obi has. That is 💯 accurate 🤷🏾‍♂️🤷🏾‍♂️

Ibime:
Sowore does not drag Obi 1/10th of Tinubu. That's just what comes to your attention. Everyday he tears Tinubu Govt with scathing attacks but no one pays attention. It is once a month when he write about Obi that it will be published. That's because he sees Obi as a typical politician trying to renovate his image, and he may be a bit jealous that Obi gained traction with the revolution crowd more than he could ever hope to

💯 accurate

izzou:
[color=royalblue]Na bulk purchase dem dey find.

No be 2 or 3 accounts [/color]

Make we collabo we suppose don pass 500 for this thread

DissTroy:
Update on UniLad this morning.

Amber Heard welcomes twins: https://www.unilad.com/celebrity/news/amber-heard-twins-birth-details-022370-20250512 .

Amber Heard ruined Johnny Depp's life with false accusations of physical and sexual abuse while drugging and abusing him, and bringing countless lovers to his house.

She was eventually exposed in court yet served no jail term. She didn't lose her properties. No consequences. Now she has gone on to have kids and live like nothing happened. And all of these consequential immunity despite Depp being proven as the victim.

For all of you who band together to lampoon men accused without evidence and support the accusing women - including those who have an antecedence of blackmail, may a thousand fold of the ordeal men like Johnny Depp, the Taxify driver actress Dorcas Fapson accused in 2019 and UcheDandyMUFC accused by B_Moree_ be your fate.
If you escape it, your male relatives wouldn't.

Depp lost the Disney Pirates of the Caribbean gig as well because of this, sad I really loved that franchise 😭😭

The one wey him son follow dey street, una say na WWE voice etc wetin una actually want

Leyqute:
My own sources say he has been added to Amorim’s list but he hasn’t submitted it to the board which means he’s not on INEOS list.

TemporaryHansel:
I believe she's not taking the case seriously enough though. With the way she's going, one of these days it's highly likely she'll come out and say she has dropped the case or they've settled out of court.
If she continues playing with this case I'll never defend a Nigerian woman again in this lifetime. Walahi, Everytime you support a Nigerian woman that accuse someone of rape or sexual harassment, they always end up making you look like a joke and regretting your actions.

Sometimes you don't even need them for this

Amigoss:
Una wey dey argue against still get point sha but this Abeg na

liveLongNprospa:
You go do the basic level pass come think say you fit follow person wey dey advanced level sharp teeth.
Like BlueRayDick said, who smart don smart.
A smart art student will also ace basic level science courses with minimum study

That one holds more recognition doesn't mean the others are not as difficult at the highest level

You no lie bro

afrodoc2:
Lol dey play.

You think Medicine is only Biology?

Biology is only 100 level, and it carried the same weight as the Physics, Mathematics, and Chemistry we did. Some people were kicked out at that point because they struggled in Mathematics, Physics or Chemistry.

Then we did Biochemistry and Pharmacology at the other levels and then some high-volume courses that makes secondary school Biology look like nursery rhymes.

swiz123:
I recently realized that Biology is very simple and I could have been a doctor if laziness didn’t stop me from keeping up with writing lengthy notes.

You're right my brother, Biology is soooooo easy . The lengthy notes is it's albatross

GloriousGbola:
apparently they also had system failures. my son told me his system went off for 20 minutes DURING the exam.

This one has been a recurrent event for years now egbon, one can only hope we get it right one day

BlueRayDick:
I also saw the bolded online but I’m not yet convinced there’s a glitch anywhere . I mean JAMB could literally post results of people who wrote on the same 26th April and we may see hundreds of candidates who also did well. That could knock off that April 26th angle people have been clinging on to .

Well you're right, better luck next time for them. I don't think there's any use even complaining now because nothing will change

swiz123:
Can a student who scored so high a year ago score so low this year? These figures don’t add up and Jamb has a lot of explanations to do because there are a lot of irregular scores flying around.

I mean, I wouldn’t score below 150 if I suddenly wrote jamb this morning.

It's got to be a glitch because I see many complaints of such and they specifically mentioned 26th April, apparently wrong answers were attached to questions I hope it is resolved