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2dice:
i dunno most of dem sef...which you think make sense pass

Fidira

starlingbawa:
More like it!

But there is a third option...

3) Step out of the car, tell my loving babe to take her home (my house) Stroll into a pharmacy, purchase Durex, stroll into Alhaji Tanko's shade, purchase burantashi..... The rest is history

starlingbawa:
Funny guy

Na true na, but if I am alone hmmmmmm

I will give her my umbrella, my babe's nyash big pass that one!

stephenqueen:
You self don kolo ba

Osinwin

stephenqueen:
E get backup squad na and me ah no get

kinglekan:
I pity u, u go sleep wake up see say ur mentions don enta 1000 all because of this boy sissy.

U beta tell am make him dey type ur name jejely.

*****Clears throat*******
Make I warn una now oh, make una no dey call my name anyhow, I go off phone to enter theatre, come back come meet 57mentions, all from una roforofo wey no concern me. That said, Oya make una continue, I dey enjoy!

dechandel:
Yimu

Na yourself you dey do? You go yimu till your mouth hook

stephenqueen:
Ki ngtom u self wetin u cause Na you beg me that day ooo say make I free this mumu pikin

Na wa oh

chimerase2:
ma swet sistas Owerri gals always rock

Ada Owerri le,

stephenqueen:
I tell u say make u go collect bread ati ewa u dey form, no be paki you dey chop
King tom I lie

Hmmmmmmmm

chimerase2:
like seriously guy joke apart?

No, ggrin na girl oh

stephenqueen:
That one no fit win the case na,e be like say na son of mark go do that job ooo

Na correct pikin

stephenqueen:
Na because of the people wey dey support u na,u no see as ah kill you for one thread..Na kingto m cum bail you dat day...kingt om hope say u still remember that day

Make una continue, I dey watch

stephenqueen:
I dey think of naijaboiy boi but that one money high ooo

Unibenmumustudent nko?

dechandel:
Why do you love me this much?

You are my in-law na

chimerase2:
amu cumfused here

Na man na

stephenqueen:
Alber to2k na ma lawyer but dem don bribe dat mumu self

Na hin be say your case don be

chimerase2:

Why you get ringworm for mouth na

ggrin:
k





If I catch that king tom ehn Ok

Tranny how far na?

kinglekan:
Chaiii see ur life!! U just dey use scope dey beg. Hehehehehe

Orijin101 abeg collect this anamu money make we call kingT OM to arrange beta babes wey we go take flex tonight.

Na prettythicksme joint go sure pass. Fresh fish pepper soup, Orijin and stout go dey flow.

Yes boss!

stephenqueen:
Ma lawyer go soon come

Make e come quick oh, this one na defamation and character assassination

chimerase2:
no mind dat stuupid mumu guy
He did it so dat he could snatch ua ukwu away from me

Who are those Ukwulastic ladies in your profile pix?

lanicky:
Lmao.....KingT om tell me say u don travel go Jupiter ni

S'o wa daada?

lanicky:
Smh.....this thing is getting out of hand.
Pele, we will find a solution to ur problem soon.

Your madness has no solution!

ggrin:
That gate too small for that car na
Hin find alternative ni jere
As I dy look That gateman tho, na king tom hin go be cos na like that hin go do over sabi drive my 2014 bugatti veron MX2 buh guess what
I order for a new bugatti veron NL 2015

You really are a beast young MAN!!!!

JoeCutie:
So... Why the sudden upsurge?

What upsurge?

lanicky:
Jamb question.
Gbobo eyan lo mo pe oti yawere..

lanicky:
Weyreh! Weed no fit do me anything....weed sef dey fear mi.


You see, the ambiance of psychiatric victims at every corner of nairaland has raised our concern in the spirit realm...do not worry we will do something about this psychiatric case.

Btw...Kingt om need to be refer to DIBIA OWUMMIRI because my sisters in the other world are angry with him.

The brotherhood of the forest wishes to announce to all Nairaland witches, that we are coming for all of you, none will be spared! The wicked witch of the south Ivyy is first on our list, the ukwulicious witch of the West, Lanicky is next. Finally, the Albino witch of the east Dechandel follows!
BE PREPARED!!!!!!!!!

Supreme Forest Lord. Tom

JoeCutie:
Chai! E be like say you get long standing beef with this guy sha.

For wetin? Mayweather na my real guy, he is in one of my top 5 favourite boxers

tosyne2much:
Oga, na bad guy things sure pass ooo maaa no lie you

Na so na, Ladies love bad boys