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Oasis007:
Manchester United want to offer Joshua Zirkzee + €30M to Napoli in exchange for Victor Osimhen!

The Italian club are open to negotiations for the striker.

Source

Chai Orobasa don suffer

Carot:
Bring ronaldo of 2006--2009 back. If Anybody disagrees, 120 strokes of cane. I'm waiting for first scapegoat

2011 - 2017 more like. That guy was a beast

odizeey:
This guy go wicked o.

I swear, Jamiu na werey e say na 6k a week, when no be Lagos Liga

Ballzproblem2:
Chidinma top five,DJ play me dance by Daddy Zion.

Kesekesekesekesekese

Amigoss:
Why is there zero attention/interest in the ondo election? For a party that boasts of structures in the 36 state of the federation,pdp are losers and a poor opposition party....

That's what alienating serial winners like Nyesom Wike and standing firm with serial, useless, spent and utterly hopeless losers like Atiku, Dino, Bukola et al gets you.

Error Macro, food don set for you for Front Page

airmark:


See how Obi and his P.A allegedly wrecked that man and the same Obi is justling to become the No. 1 man in the country.

No Naija politician should be trusted, even if he wears white all his life, with his bible or Quran bigger than Cherokee D's buttocks. I will keep hammering that, no matter whose ox is gored.

I was fortunate that I didn't borrow to execute mine unlike this unfortunate contractor. We have very wicked dealers masquerading as leaders, packaging petty lies to grab votes in order to get their hands on the till.

Those that lied about their number of shoes and watches, why wouldn't they lie to a contractor, feast on his sweats and send him to depression?

My Nigga

raumdeuter:
There is also an adage that says its darkest before dawn. By this time in 2029 you will be begging Tpain for a 3rd term given how he would have turned things around

That time na Southie go dey beg for Naija visa

Go kakuda Ramuzaki San.

BlueRayDick:
It is only the presidency that has the exclusive right to live fake life, the citizens need to adjust so T-Pain can continue to enjoy the fruit of his labor.

T-Pain dey buy 2023/2024 Model vehicles while citizens are being advised to cook with firewood and bath with Omo detergent.

https://saharareporters.com/2024/11/13/tinubu-presidency-spends-n51billion-purchase-another-26-vehicles-state-house-three-weeks

Very insensitive, this man has brought shame and ridicule to my tribe. E go reach where person go dey answer strictly English and Islamic names because of him, I won't lie I had high hopes for him but he seems to find new ways to dash the hopes every single day, even when I placed my hands on my waist and stated that things were bad I never imagined it'll get this bad, and to think with his track record, more and more ways to afflict the public are in the offing. I have transfered my hands from from waist to my head, I am now wailing uncontrollably in the streets like a lunatic

What game are you playing ....? What magic powers this delusion?

akwesenana:
Why is this so funny?

Nobody knows, but it's damn funny.

Lana1:
Why you go dey let that guy rile you up like this?
Person wey you go ignore. I saw when he made that post I just kept scrolling

Azzin ehn, me sef see am come dey wonder if na ment or malaria we go diagnose the werey with

iamoyindamola:
These assholes are coming from their war infested country to ruin Nigeria

https://www.nairaland.com/8262928/lakurawa-terrorists-offer-financial-incentives

Instead of the government to find ways to tame them permanently, they will be talking of amnesty
This stupid amnesty pit us in this position

Kill them all, use their useless skulls as chalices to drink their blood

iamoyindamola:
Una get light?

I go report this post for cyberbullying

Ellexy:
Meanwhile, some throwback..

The lifeless one

popizaino:
And that's the difference between you and her. She won't see all of this experiences as a cause for celebrations of perseverance but as an abnormalities that should be called out the way it is.


Call me a coon or whatever i will not live in denial of our realities,nigeria is a bad product and its obvious to every honest observer and if given the same opportunity as kemi,i will say it as it is.

Fuckķing coon

odizeey:
I know that's why you chose to stan Messi.

If Ronaldo had won those 5 balon d'ors, and 5 ucls with us, no united fan will ever stan Messi. Hehehe.

It pained me at that time. But I'm glad he left because he probably would have not achieved what he did with Madrid. We were on decline.

Maybe not decline at the time but maybe he analysed the matter and saw Madrid would suit him best.

I have a theory that Messi may not have achieved as much as he did if Pendu didn't go to Madrid, it applies to Pendu as well. Your biggest motivation is your rival catching up with you

Jokerman:
So he no even rate Rooney like that wey Patrickmufu carry for head because of agenda 😹

E dey beef Rooney normally na

maik99:
Hojlund and Orobosa don dey disturb your BP 😂

Bro that 5-2 win against Leicester was the first time in a long time, I sat down to finish our match

maik99:
I never see where dem dey probe the goals of golden boot winner before for my life
One of you confessed he scored a hat trick against Liverpool. Five goals in a match easy na hen dem no dey score am against relegation fodder teams every season😂

E say na useless relegation battlers oya make your current forwards win Golden boot against those same useless relegation battlers na, none of these lazy bums can lace Berba's boots infact, gimme a striker either Sexy Orobasa alias Orobobastard or Erasmus Hollandia that can score 5 against relegation battlers and my BP won't be at the level it is now

Jokerman:
We would have lost under Tenharam.

So I would take this draw, and let Ruud Boy build on it

This one no be meme, the shekpites are in tears because they know it would have been raw Vaselineless Sodomy with Bin Laden

Garnacho Oshi!!!!!

raumdeuter:
Recently charges were dropped against Binance executives

Fuckery

Ellexy:
Based Alhaji

I'm also interested in her ball handling skills. I'm a fan

Anticipate!! E dey brew

BlueRayDick:
I also knew it was serious when they were talking about him not being able to hear people around him on his sick bed .

It gave the impression of Dan Baba Suntai when he survived that plane crash back then.

Yes the eerie, sneaky movements around Suntai, Yaradua, Akeredolu... once you notice that oh so familiar pattern, you can sense trouble. But 2 COAS dying in the space of 5 years. Tragic

BlueRayDick:
Whatever is wrong with Lagbaja is definitely serious .🧐

Olatunbosun Oluyede? normally I for say e Don favour me and my family but we sabi how these things dey work as for Lagbaja, the moment I started seeing those cancer rumors on Sahara and death rumors on other sites, I knew it was trouble

odizeey:
Sha stay updated on Fabrizio page. Eyimba fit announce your man soon.

Werey