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odizeey:
Sha stay updated on Fabrizio page. Eyimba fit announce your man soon.

Werey

seankafor:
Now he has mellow

Mascot Nwa Aba my UNICAL nigga

KingTom:
Hansi Flick is HIM, koni dafun awon INEOS, ogun lo ma pa apari ten hang, lakaiye lo ma pa awon eyan erik bin laden. My God!!!

And they say curses have no effect.

Ellexy:
What is the difference with what Maresca said about Sancho and what Ten Hag said......If sure for am make e run go Twitter put out statement na. Na u10 Maresca go banish am go.

Hansi Flick is HIM, koni dafun awon INEOS, ogun lo ma pa apari ten hang, lakaiye lo ma pa awon eyan erik bin laden. My God!!!

TrebleChamp:
Real Madrid doesn't play tikitaka possession football, so they won't apply such Manager. United glory years both under Sir Matt Busby and Sir Alex Ferguson came through counter attacking quick transition football, that is how this club play and we need to get a Manager that will bring back that style.

Wingers and Fullbacks driving in from both sides, oh the good old days

Xavier won the league with a couple of bums, so he's earned my respect, but you see Man Utd, managing this club will stain your white, it will ridicule you and rubbish you

Amigoss:
😭😭

Standard procedure.

[quote author=afrodoc2 post=132580067][/quote]Let him read your signature

Lana1:
When last we score 4 for match against top team? Let us wail in peace please

BlueRayDick:
The woman na real Ngbeke.

I've never heard of her before until the night of APC presidential primaries when she came on the podium to address the delegates.

Starting feom that night I've always looked forward to her next drama. . She will be missed like Patrick Obahiagbon was missed in the house of reps for the entertainment side of things

I saw that she's a lawyer, from her Wikipedia page and she's also a Nollywood director

BlueRayDick:
Na so this woman take commot minister despite jumping from one event to the other creating a scene

00Ngbeke see as e pose like Roger Moore

afrodoc2:
Alignment?

My guuuuyy leave BlueRayDick make e dey use technical terms

BlueRayDick:
I served 14/15.

Yes, I didn't get any support from home while I was serving because I stayed for months at home before NYSC and by that time I was already fending for myself as omo boy on the streets.

I served in the core north, I didn't travel to the South all through my service year (so I saved money off unnecessary travel expenses) and I don't eat much. I also don't feed other corpers off my allawee . I was financially displined although I dey drink black bullet steady once in a while when allawee drop.

I served in a village tho and there wasn't any luxury I could spend money on.

But the crux of the matter is : food was relatively cheap. Funny enough, the school I served had boarding facilities and we as teachers had privilege to request for food from dining hall , but I am not really into Hausa food so I didn't explore that route. Other corpers who did probably saved more than I do.

There was one mountain of fire Yoruba babe wey we dey get alignment wey dey always come inside my room to collect my sardines while she dey send her allawee to her mama to keep for her. The day I clear her ehn, she shock say shey na because of sardines I dey halla

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raumdeuter:
Yes oh. Semid4lyfe no sabi how e take happen. He was just minding his business watching football and the wife hit her leg on bedframe and got pregnant

Unlimited22:
I didn't want to be the one to do this 😂😅😅😂😅😂

But it had to be done 🤣

raumdeuter:
Babanla unexpected. Like it happened to Joseph and Mary

Immaculate conception leleyi o

BlueRayDick:


Baba say unexpectedly. He knows fully well he's not sterile o, neither is his woman infertile. Yet baba say unexpectedly

The thing no come clear for my eye again Semid don learn him lesson sha, e go dey expect the unexpected as from today

semid4lyfe:
There's security in being paid regularly 12 times in a year.

You know when you'll be paid and how much it'd be so you'll plan accordingly.

Apart from sickness, another advice that I feel is not trumpeted enough in this period is not to impregnate your woman.

I had made the necessary adjustments, cut off unnecessary expenses and was doing fairly okay but wifey unexpectedly got pregnant last year put to bed in January and since then its been a struggle to keep head above water cos of the extra baby expenses.

Anyways. thank God baby was XY. I take solace in the fact we have completed childbearing and the kids are in our preferred 1:2 XX-XY ratio.

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GloriousGbola:
Man is trying for form hard man. He wants to be a legend like Obj who invited —----to eat amala and then had him ousted.

I have forgotten the guys name.

Audu Ogbeh

https://www.nairaland.com/6967444/extortionist-poses-camera-after-futa

Remember these cultists/extortionists wey dey obtain boys for FUTA and how they were given a proper beating when enough was enough. They even gave the bastard Monster Energy Drink to revive him for round 2 of severe panel beating

Ibime:
See difference. Iamoyindamola for hold the coconut dey pet am, then call his daddy immediately after to transfer school

obainojazz:
There was this well built guy that used to obtain my lodge mates then in Unikz and said he was providing security ( I only learned this after my encounter with him).
We were playing soccer one time and as boys, we see coconut start to Dey chop.
The dude was opening the coconuts and said I should hold this… I helped since I assumed it’s because his hands were full.
That’s how he said I should make sure sand doesn’t touch the coconut… I said what you mean bro… He’s like don’t let sand touch it or you’ll see what I’ll do to you.
I threw that shít on the floor and told him do your worse… Coward guys around kept saying I should have just held the coconut and not make trouble with him 🤡

After that incident, he continued to obtain boys and always avoided me… cos in this life, you don’t know who is who

The guy go don dey fear say you fit be Omo ita, make e no go provoke you

GloriousGbola:
all these medical student always mentoring instead of reading

you be certified hard man jare - not like ibime the studio gangsta

Ibime na Eruku o, no creek boy will ever fear a frat boy . Rather na the reverse be the case

Me sef run, but the way I run dey legendary. We comot say we wan go watch ball for black and white field, unknown to us one useless Dental Student don dey pipe No 1 for Vikings babe, that was how these misguided youths come surround us dey ginger, say we must produce Felix Osagie or else we would all be minced meat, na so all these medical boys come dey pee their boxers. Emi ke? Son of a retired soldier, na so I begin make noise wey no make any meaning, the next thing na grab dem grab the Felix, begin pummel am. I 'charge' pounce on one of the six boys, give am better Abeokuta beating, suffice to say dem chase me from black and white to main camp to the streets of Etta Agbor, I evaded them but the legend of the man who beat Vikings no 3 senseless lived on the lips of those who witnessed the spectacle. Felix escaped and and cowardly had his father withdraw him from UNICAL to DELSU. I finished my studies in UNICAL, nobody bring confra matter near my side, till I finished. Except for that unfortunate incident that happened in my lodge which I had narrated earlier. Tales of how the man who beat the no 3 Vikings man and disappeared using supernatural 'jazz' into thin air. Awon werey pelu ndi ara no be only dissappear

raumdeuter:
If you no gree, you go marry your own daughter yourself

Period!!

airmark:

Tpain don make everybody eye dey red.

Bruh e choke, people wey laugh me when I buy electric bike, don dey rush the bike now

izzou:
[color=royalblue]This thread is therapeutic

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Omo Iya, Naija don cast, the sooner we all accept that things are not what they used to be, the better. e go reach where dem go marry wife on credit

airmark:
But you no tell them this.

I did, we settled on the conventional sewing machine, and that's because of the boy getting married. If na me, na the one wey obioma dey use wey I for buy

On the pain and hardship matter, a close relative was getting married and implored me to represent their family, since nobody was willing to make the journey from Ogun, na me dey forefront. Omo the way I chance the in-laws, price list. I price everything for list even the Fifa Ball niggas wrote for their youth, if youths no go fit use Health Bladder ball, make dem forget am, at the end my nephew started begging me to take it easy on them make dem no vex pursue am These items would've been gotten quite easily even in 2022, but looking at the prices now can render your mind useless. Brand new sewing machine ko brand new electronic sewing machine ni

iamoyindamola:
if this guy see emilokan one on one ehn🤣🤣🤣

Chai

TrebleChamp:
10/10 😎 😁

I swear bro, my nigga spoke his mind with pain in his heart, nobody I repeat nobody even Govt officials, go fit stand for outside defend the Govt again. E choke abeg