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tosyne2much:
This man!

Oga mi sir, Baale awon 10 things, mo loyal sir

datola:
Omo Anifowose. Iru ki le yi omo Anifowose...

Honestly, this man is crack...

K1 showing levelsss.. Must he show the whole world

How will the president feel listening to this...

Won mu ewure dudu Won mu re igbo ifa... Omo Anifowose Won maguntan bolojo Won mu re ile osun... Omo Anifowose Osun o gba aguntan Ema se gba emi mi..

iamoyindamola:
So police profile Lexus owners as fraudsters

And Benz owners as well.

BlueRayDick:
That’s the problem , they always profile people once u drive exotic car u are a fraudster until they shake u up and can’t find any evidence .

Even when get shake u up and don’t find evidence , they won’t even apologize , they act as if u should understand that all Nigerians are criminals so if u are not one that’s ur headache . 🤦‍♂️

That was how one stupid police man stopped me recently and was asking for different vehicle papers , I just carry the whole documents in a bunch and handed it over to him. He spent a lot of time going through it one after the other , only for him to see everything is in order . He was sha looking the car and trying to look for something to extort me ; he now asked if it was my car or someone else’s.

I just didn’t answer him but instead showed him my ID card. When he saw it, he now said ; “Sorry sir, u can go sir “ . I’m sure if it was in the night he will look for something to sha hold me

One set of werey olokpa wey dey Okene checkpoint road stopped me once and after going through what you went through, he told the other one to check say e be like my tyres don expire, the other one answered in hausa that he doesn't know how to check, na so I come down show am the date, tear 1k for them make dem buy biscuit 🍪 e no easy to mumu afterall

iamoyindamola:
The whole scene be like film
How's having Lexus and Benz a crime in this country
They have been warned severely about night operation, infact the guy should sue them either he's guilty or not

My old dad used some of his parenthood pension to tear Lexus Es350 some three years ago, he bought it and agreed to the wheel spraying and tinting. Police, Customs o infact any and every single law enforcement organization don stop the car at one point or the other trying to shake down the owner, when dem see say na Baba Soja dem go weak. The harassment became too much the man hardly drives the car anymore now sef, I think he must have sold it or given it away because I didn't see it last time I traveled. The profiling and harassment is just too too much smh

afrodoc2:
I am just concerned cos he is a United legend. I think he has lost 5 league games in a row.

Leicester is a challenging club to handle, if he continues like this I don't see him surviving

bisqit:
he only makes spectacular saves. Generally, he is worse as a keeper

Makes spectacular saves and is worse as a keeper, I've heard that before 🤔 and they even share first names and nationalities

afrodoc2:
The way things are going I hope Ruud survives long enough in his job to meet us next month.

This guy

obainojazz:
Only speed Darlington comes close to Burna

'Seredebe mmanu ndi ofe mmanu cannot help you, opuo! opuo!! Chubaya! chubaya!! nwudiye, ara dinudinudi, ara! a chorom nke kwoto Deng!!! Ipia yokurukwa semi orthopedic'


Speedy mah nigga

Ibime:
That verse from 2.03 mins is the best ragga verse I've ever heard. Jamaicans had to retire from ragga after hearing that verse.

Damini spazzed on that verse abeg, the only thing I can remember is 'Guns and artillery' the rest na pure ragga wey my non patois ear no fit decipher

Ibime:
Clown shyt

Davido has 3.5 good songs in his career

If, fall, Damiduro and singing the Carolina chorus on Sauce Kid song

Burna Boy first album has better songs than Davido whole career

Burna is an RnB, Afro Beats and Reggae genius

The ragga Burna boy spat on this song alone shows he has more talent in his pinky finger than Davido whole body. Jamaicans can't even compete with this level of ragga except Damian Marley or Supercat


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FKa6jTfZB5w?si=lwJ22PWbWjgVT0Op

Ah see my jam that year

'Anyway
I thought you was a G but you're any snake
I swear down you can’t come around my estate
And ah gwan like say you bad and brave
Because where me come from man are moving bait and we got the whole block ducking jakes'

I no like am as an individual, but I can't deny his talent. Forget all this ones sef, go back and see how he killed D'banj on Won Da Mo (2014)

TemporaryHansel:
Is there a way I can block ballz so that I won't be seeing his posts? They're beginning to look irritating and retarded.
No difference between him and those terrorists with his obsession for violence.

Beginning to?

A40:
Drake is a Karen. He should be banned from all rap beef moving forward.

All my life I've never heard anybody take people to court over a rap beef. The biggest L ever

J.Cole is more honorable for retractin his beef track, that's far better than Drake's Karen behavior

Some say he's settled others say he's still suing, well we'll never know

BlueRayDick:
Lmao 😂

Like he will be the first man to deny the son he sired in his loins ?

You know nothing . From time immemorial people have denied kids despite they being the father; he won’t be the first or the last to do that .

No mind permanentGretel, Wizkid denied his second son until DNA hold am, even the great Drake sef denied his own until DNA hold am. Yakubu Gowon sef deny that him half igbo son, man dey chop igbo woman work dey still dey fight war with them

iamoyindamola:
Confirm nonsense
Well it his life, he doesn't look healthy too
Slowly turning into junkie

My brother, like you said. It's his life sha make e do as e like

Ibime:
WTF did Asake do to his face?

I hope our Colos 2 drag youths won't copy this one.

Omo I just saw it now, na real rubbish

Abeg wetin Asake do himself like this nitori olorun?

popizaino:
Point of correction, there is no land that is far from settlement. If you look around very land,there is a likely village or hamlet very close by. Stop giving the wrong advice. Every land belongs to someone.

I don see that kin land before, just as I dey make plans to grab am na hin person come tell me say Nigerian Army don grab am siiiiiiiiince

izzou:
[color=royalblue]Developed and grabbed



MorataFC, abeg, no kill me [/color]

Just waiting to be D & Ged

BlueRayDick:
Make Ibime the ijaw man from Rivers state go grab land for boarder between Ogun state and Lagos state . ?

Umuinyioku:
What do you mean?

Ikwerre girl from Awka that's what he means

Ibime:
Na with bad mind I take finally book Burna Boy concert ticket in April because of my cousin wey dey claim say it's her birthday and I must take her. Normally I will think twice before paying for that ticket because Burna Boy no be Boyz II Men or Michael Jackson to be charging like that.

The entire outsiders Fanbase are proud of you

BlueRayDick:
Na money plenty for him hand na , as if no be the so called blended rubbish Dangote sef Dey use fuel all him vehicles before his refinery started producing this year .

My brother e be things

BlueRayDick:
I don’t even think it has anything to do with whether APC , PDP , LP or any other party .

The thing is both Dangote and NNPC have engaged in so much propaganda to the extent that people just picked a side and chose to defend whichever side of the divide they picked .

There are people who bought the narrative that Dangote’s colorless PMS in the best in the world and it must be what everyone use in the country . These set of people believe NNPC and importers are Dangote’s mortal enemy who want his investment to go to dust .

Then there are people who welcome the NNPC’s PMS as an alternative to Dangote’s which they believe will checkmate Dangote’s penchant for monopoly and premium pricing . These set of people don’t care if ma urine and ogogoro NNPC mix together to produce its PMS

The funny thing is these two categories of people abound in all the political parties and even among apolitical people .

As for me, myself and I ; na to buy fuel at a price cheaper than what it presently is be my own . I no get anybody wey Dey work for either Dangote or NNPC

Like Do you get!! I see one for X the werey say 'continue buying blended rubbish and spoiling your engine, me I'm buying from Dangote in AP and MRS only' I just dey look my screen dey laugh so if I see Total dey sell fuel 930 I go hisss mtcheeww go buy 980 for AP

semid4lyfe:
Why would APC market Dangote fuel over others, especially NNPC that the govt has a stake in? 🤔

Moreover, the Dangote fuel is being sold by two other retailers - Heyden and Ardova, which contradicts your APC doing propaganda for MRS claim.

Still, I agree it's exaggeration and lamba but do the calms and stop viewing everything with anti-APC lens

By the way, I've driven (to and fro) between Lagos/Ibadan and the furthest state in the S/East a few times, and the highest quantity of fuel I've ever used was a full tank and half.

For context, vehicle is a Big Daddy Camry V6, and the factory spec tyres have been swapped for higher tyres with better ground clearance which would negatively impact fuel mileage especially over long distances.

Nazgul:
It's APC propaganda aimed at marketing Mrs so that more gullible people can go there to buy.

How the hell would you travel to and fro from Abuja to Lagos 5 times on just 50 liters. When you need about 2 full tanks to take you to the east. People like this don't own cars so they just write any nonsense that comes into their head.

But on a serious note that guy needs to be flogged.

It is actually LP propaganda if we're being real majority of the people egging this narrative are LP members who feel Dangote have been hard done by the 'evil' APC govt.

izzou:
[color=royalblue]Either Nigerians are jumping on the trend to stay relevant, or Dangote don spread lamba join the PR.

A lot of cars have consumption issues. Nigerians cannot even calculate their mpg themselves, or from the dashboard

But suddenly, everyone knows fuel that burns faster or doesn't.

When we lie finish, we go come back to where we stop

The 50 litres guy na cruise [/color]

I read that shit with disgust! It's so obvious

Ballzproblem2:
Of course ,blacks. 🤦🏾‍♂️

If we being real tho

A40:
Lmao what was that Fighting Irish freestyle? First it was lawsuits now this.

That dude is a sensitive wannabe thug that needs a hug. What type of man got other niggas tatted on his body.

I didn't even know he was the Final boss of Bronsexuals. Hell even Savannah don't got LeBron tatted on her body. Damn. These niggas is a disgrace. Why didn't Kendrick roast him for that alone??

And what's worse he took it down. These fuckin rappers today man

'The famous actor we once knew is looking paranoid and now spiraling'

airmark:
One Anambra guy told me about a shrine in Anambra where people went to suck bobbi to get wealth years ago. I think you must be aware of it.

Ara Nwanyi Asaba, they are still sucking the breastsvas we speak

GloriousGbola:
i think we are just lucky like that.

only the first born was susceptible to illness and that as when he was younger

the other two - for them to be down - it is usually a bad case

last born literally has mosquito bites all over his calves - but it is once in a blue moon he actually goes down

You really are lucky, I fall sick every seasonal change. As rain wan come for March so I go do first Journey, as rain stop harmattan enter I go do second Journey

GloriousGbola:
actually i am AA


and these days, if i get malaria, i just allow two days and it goes away on its own

You no do Dogonyaro and mango leaf custard ehn egbon?