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Wetin concern me with Onila?

Chiam55:
This made me laff

That is just it! A lazy brain lazy people everywhere. I go 8 rounds with my women, and still get up at 5:00am, shower and drive to work. I cannot allow [size=30pt]LAZINESS[/size] to pin me down, Never!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Twaci:
Have you ever woken up and your whole body feels like its been paralysed? You can see the person in front of you but can't move a muscle to either touch the person or call out to him/her. You are fully conscious but unable to move, talk or even blink. Its also suffocating and gut-wrenching.

Now a lot of people have come up with different explanations; some say its a spiritual attack and others say its actually a toxic gas released by a spider above the affected person. As for me, am totally confused.

So my question is; what is it really? And if its a health issue, what is it called?

[size=40pt]LAZINESS[/size]

khassy:
someone get kingtom some vaseline

Agbero, na engine oil I dey use

khassy:
would there be one on kingtom own?

Mumu, no mark can stop me

immortalvoices:
I appreciate you all most especially lanicky

Kingtom where were you when I was and still indisposed

I will be back!!!

Just trying to keep things alive

stephenqueen:
Kingtom why u tell this mumu the meaning of ori ife This girl na spy oooo,30 years ban awaits you

Na by mistake na

stephenqueen:
Shey she go on leave ni

I miss her o I get so many ban customers

kellyJames5:
Kingtom don dash wet weed again!
See the effect.

That guy na expired weed hin dey like

sylvalord:
[color=grey]Baba, i hail thee. Thank you boss [/color]

My oga

stephenqueen:
Na for ijebu that one take happen na

Oh! Una enter Ijebu township stadium

MizMyColi:

Smile na

TheSonOfMark:

There was a trending picture of an SUV which was hanging on an iron fence at a roundabout in Benin last October. It even made front page.
KingTom, can Ogun witches equal that? I know Ado-Odo, Ota witches are good. We Iganmode Grammar School students witnessed their power.

Son of Mark, if you witness the power of Ijebu witches, you will testify. For Cows to be running free at 2:00am and strange laughter accompanying them? For a stubborn runs girl to have sex without a condom and then find out that millipedes have been ejaculated into her, oh! For a man to sleep and wake up in Asaba? Ogun witches tight o, in Benin Idahosa calmed them down and forced them to go into hiding, but upon his death they returned. Winch dey pass winch ooo ayaya Ogun own na wa ooo ayaya

MizMyColi:

Fear not! They were talking to me, not you

wristwatch:
. My people here dey read my article, dem dey laff like mad cow. Nah so I dey luk dem like lucosade.

No, that thing funny well well

MizMyColi:
Bia Kingtom Missslimbody

I no want dream see any of these brands of winches wey Una dey brandish for here o.

JustSaying

MissSlimbody:
Epe witches don dey civilized nah
Na those local ones badt pass.

Ok ooooo

wristwatch:
I know no ooh

No 4 that puff puff thing nearly scatter my belle with laugh

wristwatch:
Which among the points funny u bro?

You know na

wristwatch:
Lmao. Baba no be my fault oo. Nah mirexxx cause am nah.

Ok o

stephenqueen:
She fit sing na, but I no the kin Evangelist wey you and kin gtom be,you go dey use that opportunity to dey lash her for ma back

Of course we will

MissSlimbody:
Epe witches dey learn work from bini n cross river witches.

Na Epe witches tear eye pass oh! Oga Ambode go testify

Wristwatch na real weyrey wey you be kai!

MissSlimbody:
your case don pass Ogun state witches
Cross Rivers witches don join hand for your matter

Even the ones from EPE follow join

MizMyColi:
So what's keeping you?

The witches in Ogun State are very powerful

stephenqueen:
Oya elijah sekerebaba

Olabababababa kokokoklolpopopolitoyo totopopoyikoko Ntoeloeloe!
Mntie! etisavalalantinop globavonapiolio Airtepikoko