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stephenqueen:
Your papa,the thing too long na

You sef! If na that nyash picture thread, see as you read amu from beginning to end, now see you no wan read!

chimerase2:
mumu wat oda evidence u dey find
Tallesty1 dey lie

May the itchy fingers of Ori ife visit both of them in Jesus name!

chimerase2:
but I been dey warn u since say mprex was taken
Joke apart but I tell u nah

You no tell me say na him na

prettythicksme:
na coded u go see #hw r u anyway?

I get spiritual eyes na, I dey o

AgapeCharis:
Awon Agbero

Iwo ke?

xynerise:
Na dash we dash them na. We outplayed them like we were at home. Mourihno wants a draw but we were so generous

Yes very true!

fredoooooo:
Liar , who insult you ? Even my guy chimerase2 was looking allover to console you

Had it been that mumu chimerase2 was not serving a well deserved ban by Ori ife, my life would have been hell. His companions in the mumu ministry and Brotherhood of blue mumus Pamcode and jimmy4x represented him well

xynerise:
Guy, act your age na . You no dey represent United well o.

Guy this their insult don too much! After dem manage win 1-0 for their OWN HOME oh, dem just dey insult me anyhow

Tallesty1:
You believe him?

I don't

wristwatch:
Nah barca match u go take style look shey?

Baba the match sweet oh

AgapeCharis:
You sef. When you wan change that dp??

Na July na

stephenqueen:
Oya wey ma money

Weyrey you dey do charity work

stephenqueen:
Lekan if I hear say I read this thing finish

Lazy mumu!!

Rapzino:
gimme your address make i armbush her, revenge the beating.

No need

chimerase2:
her stubborn name na ori ife
De mumu kingtom was caught peeping ori ife and she dn ban amu

fredoooooo:
abeg you help me see lawyer KingTom bros lost since their game against chelsea
someone told me kingtom is on honeymoon with i+shi love abi wetin be una mod name for romance section

Mumus shut up and enjoy this beautiful match!!!!
Real Madrid fans, make una kiss my black hairy nyash!

Rapzino:
that wan no be problem for my side, i fit supply you Ashi ontop

Correct!

wristwatch:
Bros u are welcome. Wetin u wan talk 4 these points?

Baba make I modify na

ronald4lif:
Wow! This is deep, takes a lot of creativity. Number 3, 11, 12, 14, 15, 17, and 19 made me laugh so had that I almost poured cold water on the eba I'm making rather than hot.

Everyone is guilty of 19, truth be told we all have farted before in a bus, a silent fart.

I hate that number 3 ehh. I was in this bus from Enugu to Lagos some years ago. Immediately the bus set off a woman and a man started praying simultaneously. We'd hoped one of them would stop for the other to do the praying for where? They both fired prayer from left and centre as if they're getting paid. The more one person appears to be overshadowing the other with a loud voice the other increase their voice. It was epic.

History keepers, grammarians and beggars. Chai you don kill person.

The list would have been 21 sha. The agberos like KingTom, Tosyne2much and lagmostkuit who would just occupy seats on a bus and on buying a ticket and boarding they start disappearing one after the other.

Guy I hear say na you dey sell ijebu garri for London double decker bus

sinaj:

sinaj:

Snatch

prettythicksme:
wetin

The bolded

AgapeCharis:
But I no be Daddy G.O neither am I Reinhard Bonke na..

Better be!

chimerase2:
so u no knw since
Na him get dey ukwu
Ua na name OYO

Mumu! So you know say na so e be, yet You dey here dey deceive me too? I be your guy again? una don strip me naked for the whole of Nairaland

chimerase2:
chai chineke nna

Na joke na

stephenqueen:
Wehrey u see say I dey help u monitor amu

You try jare

kinglekan:
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1. The Perverts



Cc: Ishilove, Lalasticala, kingtom, stephenqueen, Tosyne2much, Lala247, Ipledge, Mirexxx, Prettythicksme, Lanicky, wristwatch

Brilliant epistle!

JoeCutie:
Jude Agbaso? That one? Who he help? That man is what I call a "Political virgin". He never baff.

Easy for the guy head na

prettythicksme:
in kingtom voice #God win

Yes ooo

wristwatch:
. Besides whey Kingtom?

I dey hunt for Land for front page
The stupidity of some guys mever ceases to amaze me, my friend is fond of washing panties, as in the mumu ehn!

englishmart:
you and that your man of God, don high be that!!!!