₦airaland Forum

alberto2k:
your boo has taken your name to Baba Kingtom the Chief of Abadiodonkolodisi kingdom
But no qualms bro. . . Pastor chimerase is on standby

**singing***
Ojuju Calabar O yoyo O yoyo

**dances dibia/babalawo dance outta thread

Weyrey ni bobo e! That expired weed don dey worry you abi? Why you come dey expose me for here? OP abeg no mind this mumu agbero, the charm will not kill you, I specifically asked her to let you touch it, and true to type you foolishly did, now any money you make, she will take from you. Go and see the man of God Chimerase2 his AMUnition is all that can save you.

Sarimah:
see your head

Crazy stupïd love!

Airforce1:
You be mad man before na

Baba D'banj Jnr, when that hot album go drop na?

mascot87:
Taban left confirmed

Taliban left, no be only Taban left

Sarimah:
I pray oh

I swear oh, I just dey check your last posts like mad man chai! Love na bad thing

Sarimah:
did u miss me?

Like kilode

stephenqueen:
Na wetin she mean in ijaw be jesu omo dafidi saanu fun mi

Mumu, na that kin thing you dey like

Sarimah:

You're back!!

Mojanity:
where did that question come from?

His dick!

emmabest2000:
laf wan tia my belle

Abeg you sabi any Ijaw person, make e translate wetin e mean

Ausra:
Today is my birthday and I just turned 24hrs
And it's not by my power but by the grace of the Almighty today I'm very happy and for that I want to thank the Almighty for my live and show my appreciation by sending free data to all my fellow nairalanders at least you can make free calls and browse with it and may the Almighty bless the owner of this site and also bless Nigerians I like Nigerians and I'm happy to live among the Nigerian people

You can reach me on whatsapp and wish me happy birthday and I will send you a free data
08051599580

Everyone is welcome
Love ya'll

Am I too late?

millstone:
LWKMDOOOOO.....

wristwatch:
Omo this thread fit make hopeless man get future. E funny die.

Courtesy of
Tosy ne2much
Kin gtom
Englis hmart
A lberto2K
Prettyth icksme

Al berto2K and Eng lishmart. Una weldone oo. Awon werey

I just dey represent my mentor AndyBlaze oh!

AgapeCharis:
Sorry I forgot to smile.

You dey bone like Terminator

daveP:
Uncle get many definitions sha. See how Yahaya bend neck

Na you we know!!!

starlingslimnet:
Both na ur food

Not that kind of grass, that one is specially for you

daveP:
kingtom...








If you no call me for the next one i go fes small o.

Na you be my uncle na Yahaya!

Vikky014:
hahahahahahaha. u r very funny. well am watching him in 3 D

You better do

Vikky014:
hmmmm. it seems u dnt get it ooo. someone dt inspects ladies kitty cat in d hospital dt jst finishd his NYSC and is currently working. how can he not know d location of d vaginaLOL hope i no dey one chance oooooo

I am also a gynaecologist like him, inspection is different from penetration, we use our Speculum to inspect, not our dicks.

sinaj:
m not frm Calabar

m a full blown ph. gurl

MTCHEEEEEEEWWW bad market! I was banned from entering Ph, after an incident in 2005

Rajjah:
winks

You get eye problem?

kennes10:
ingredients for the offence of rape;Consent,Force and penetration. From your story all d ingredients were there b4 she started moaning.

Brother kennes, have a lovely tuesday, I'm done arguing over this matter, but know this you were not there, I was.

Rajjah:
u dey happy ni?

Make I cry before?

Vikky014:
pls tell me how to know a virgin guy.a guy told me that and to think he is a doctor and will b 28 years soon

Do not shave for maybe 2 months, let the Hair be thick and disgusting, invite him to your house, seduce him, get naked if he tries to insert his D into your ass or can't locate the promise land, then he is a virgin.

WARNING: Guys have been using the I'm not a virgin trick for years and years, what happens to you if my plan doesn't work will be

a) He bangs sense out of you

b) He laughs at your gullibility and then bangs sense out of you.


U-18 PLS KEEP OFF!!!!

sinaj:

You dey calabar?

kennes10:
What if she tried 2 fight u
nd didn't get 2 moan lyk u sed. U re rily a
potential Rapist or one already(jst pray ur
victims cme up).. U nid 2 b locked up cos u have
no sense of remorse.

From what you have just said, it's obvious you do not know what rape is. Jojolizo the lawyer has summed it up for you, please try and pay attention to details when reading.

Orijin101:
chai!!! chineke. . .
you wan yansh my babe with that your gorrilifc abuna

No, I just wan measure statistics

Rajjah:
u try dear, seriously.. Thumbs up 4 u

Na God work oh, no be me

starlingslimnet:
No be weed you dey smoke?

No be grass you dey eat?

Learn to PENETRATE slowly, don't RUSH into things else you DAMAGE the relationship/friendship

Orijin101:
sinaj still dey useful na. . .
you no know say sinaj na calabar girl

She dey Calabar so? E don tey wey I yansh person oh