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Nairaland General › Re: Hi Nairalander's It Ur Best Tym On Christmas Shout Out by KingTom(m): 7:01pm On Dec 24, 2014
chimerase2:
angry angry angry
Wetin na grin
Romance › Re: 5 Pictures You Will Most Likely Find On A Naija Boy's Phone by KingTom(m): 7:00pm On Dec 24, 2014
Mondisweets:
embarassed issss not me ooo
Who is it then? shocked
Romance › Re: Tag A Romancelander And Buy A Gift For Him/her This Festive Season by KingTom(m): 7:00pm On Dec 24, 2014
ggrin:
urobo! grin
Itsekiri grin
Celebrities › Re: Some Very Powerful Rich Men Ended The Fight Between Wizkid And I - Davido by KingTom(m): 6:58pm On Dec 24, 2014
So Dangote and Mike Adenuga brought them together to settle their beef shocked shocked, they did all these while smoking Ganja grin grin grin
Romance › Re: Tag A Romancelander And Buy A Gift For Him/her This Festive Season by KingTom(m): 6:55pm On Dec 24, 2014
ggrin:
suwe! angry
Ebira grin
Romance › Re: 5 Pictures You Will Most Likely Find On A Naija Boy's Phone by KingTom(m): 6:54pm On Dec 24, 2014
[size=28pt] HIS PARENTS [/size]
undecided undecided undecided
Romance › Re: 5 Pictures You Will Most Likely Find On A Naija Boy's Phone by KingTom(m): 6:52pm On Dec 24, 2014
Mondisweets:
[size=28pt] Naked chicks [/size]

You will see them with different naked babes, you know they ones that would never even date them... In fact girls who will not even say hie to them. The closest they can be to her is by wanking whilst they look at her pic grin
shocked shocked shocked
Romance › Re: Tag A Romancelander And Buy A Gift For Him/her This Festive Season by KingTom(m): 6:46pm On Dec 24, 2014
samflexxy:
Kingtom,rozzayy,xenga,iceberylin


You're all summoned
I will buy ggrin a packet of Chinedu Triple knockout sticks grin
Nairaland General › Re: Hi Nairalander's It Ur Best Tym On Christmas Shout Out by KingTom(m): 6:33pm On Dec 24, 2014
Janeify:
...


Lols

Oya ara cheesy
Onye? cry O Chimerase2 bu Onye ara grin
Romance › Re: Some Reasons Why Guys Should Stop Sending Nairaland Babes Pm. by KingTom(m): 6:28pm On Dec 24, 2014
Ilovenigeria:
Hi Mumu from nairaland will like to send you a message. ..........

GIRL - Ok

MUMU- Hi

GIRL- hey

MUMU- how are you

GIRL- I'm fine

MUMU- I saw your post on one thread like that you are really funny


GIRL- Ok thanks

MUMU- what is the name?

GIRL- Julian

MUMU- nice name

GIRL- thank you

MUMU- you are welcome

GIRL- okay

Mumu- I will like to know you out of nairaland

Girl- no problems, just bear in mind that I am into a relationship.

Mumu- no problem it doesn't matter we can run our things without him knowing lol..

Girl -excuse me?

Mumu- do you know you have a sexy lips, eyes and body.

Girl- Hello!!!! what are you talking about?

Mumu- yeah, though I have not seen your pics but I think you must be very sexy and hot and I won't mind...lol.

Girl- ok thanks..have a nice day.




20 minutes later Mumu created a thread.
Nairaland girls are rude and I can never send pm to any of them.
Why evils
Nairaland General › Re: Hi Nairalander's It Ur Best Tym On Christmas Shout Out by KingTom(m): 6:21pm On Dec 24, 2014
Janeify:
both of you should leave me alone biko undecided

Infact,you both are fired angry
Chai I will miss guarding your Booty Body cry
grin grin grin
Romance › Re: Welcome Your Crush On This Section To This New Month Of December 2014. by KingTom(m): 6:19pm On Dec 24, 2014
Nayah:
Hope so wink
wink
Romance › Re: Why Nairaland Babes Don't Reply Private Message, by KingTom(m): 6:19pm On Dec 24, 2014
chimerase2:
kingtom embarassed
Ewu grin
Romance › Re: Why Nairaland Babes Don't Reply Private Message, by KingTom(m): 6:19pm On Dec 24, 2014
Mprex:
lols. Sorry ehn. I will beat him back you hear?
Beat me well o grin
Romance › Re: "More Than Nine Lives" (the Chronicles Of Kelvin) by KingTom(m): 9:11pm On Dec 23, 2014
immortalvoices:
Hahahahahahahahaha candle haba kingtom nor tell me say oga kelvinGrapics dey smoke candle

Na so e bad reach grin
Na so e bad o, d guy dey puff old newspapers sef grin
Romance › Re: "More Than Nine Lives" (the Chronicles Of Kelvin) by KingTom(m): 8:14pm On Dec 23, 2014
immortalvoices:
Lmao power and steel ko

Na electricity erm dey smoke?cheesy
Na candle o grin
Romance › Re: "More Than Nine Lives" (the Chronicles Of Kelvin) by KingTom(m): 8:14pm On Dec 23, 2014
immortalvoices:
KelvinGraphics.... My leader I own you a lot thanks so much so happy to see you here


Kingtom.... My brother from another mother you be my oga, alway they make me shine teethgrin grin

Naijaboiy.... Niaraland own numero uno my king and Mr nairaland I am glad brother thanks


Bennygreat1..... Baba u knw say I really wan yan this story u dey with me for school and you see every thing

@all thanks

Hope to acknowledged more mention thanks let sit down relax as I drop more update!
Na the way boss grin grin grin
Romance › Re: She Is Always Scared Of Me Since I Had A Romance With Her by KingTom(m): 8:13pm On Dec 23, 2014
farano:
grin na true I talk now...Who no lyk better fin grin
Hmmmmmm dem don spoil you finish, I go send transfer letter make you go moderate Politics section grin
Romance › Re: She Is Always Scared Of Me Since I Had A Romance With Her by KingTom(m): 8:05pm On Dec 23, 2014
vizkiz:
If you ask me, na who i go ask..the lie whey i dey read so...e tey whey e start... undecided
No be we go talk am, e heavy for mouth. If you ask me, na who I go ask grin
Romance › Re: She Is Always Scared Of Me Since I Had A Romance With Her by KingTom(m): 8:03pm On Dec 23, 2014
farano:
Hahahahahahaha! maybe IT wasn't that tasty tongue
Blood of Jesus shocked
Fashion › Re: Why Do Ladies Shave Their Eyebrows And Still Draw It Back ? by KingTom(m): 7:52pm On Dec 23, 2014
Wisegeek01:
After rediscovering some long forgotten photo
albums around the house, I was thinking about ladies and their eyebrows.

As a culture, I don't understande why ladies are extremely obsessed with eyebrows.

There's no way you'd walk
along the streets and not take notice of the various degrees in which women will arch, pluck, tweeze, wax and shave their brows into unnatural angles.

Like the thin dramatic high arch brow or the
thick and full brow with the softer angles.

And then of course there is the already spoken on, yet equally mystifying, stenciled brows.

It’s like out of all the body parts, eyebrows have the least utility and yet eyebrow shaping and grooming is virtually a necessity in some instances the most important facial grooming habit for Ladies.

So why do ladies shave them off if they're only going to draw them back on again?
Chai I no fit laff grin grin grin
Family › Re: Man Storms Out Of Dowry Negotiations Crying Extortion by KingTom(m): 7:50pm On Dec 23, 2014
Mondisweets:
Hehehe see as you hype yourself
Na badoooooo I be na grin
Romance › Re: "More Than Nine Lives" (the Chronicles Of Kelvin) by KingTom(m): 7:40pm On Dec 23, 2014
KelvinGraphics:
And who is that for?? Who dey smoke 4 inside our Cinema??shocked
Boy, pls get me the lighter i want to light up this candle, everywhere is getting dark. No lightcheesytongue
Ok sir but the federal ministry of power and Steel warns that candlers are liable to burn themselves grin
Family › Re: Man Storms Out Of Dowry Negotiations Crying Extortion by KingTom(m): 7:39pm On Dec 23, 2014
Mondisweets:
grin see husband material
Authentic one grin
Family › Re: Man Storms Out Of Dowry Negotiations Crying Extortion by KingTom(m): 7:36pm On Dec 23, 2014
Mondisweets:
If Bolt reaches me first na Bolt who go chop grin
Ehn!!! Oya Bolt it's ok you Can go back now, you say wetin? I said go you have tried, usr this N100 pay your way back. Go na, Oya Na to Trek na it remain. grin grin grin
Family › Re: To The Ladies, Whats The Best Way To Care For Your Private Part by KingTom(m): 7:29pm On Dec 23, 2014
Mondisweets:
blood of Jesus shocked
grin grin lipsrsealed
Family › Re: Man Storms Out Of Dowry Negotiations Crying Extortion by KingTom(m): 7:28pm On Dec 23, 2014
Mondisweets:
You are cheating embarassed
I'm not embarassed
Romance › Re: Why Nairaland Babes Don't Reply Private Message, by KingTom(m): 7:27pm On Dec 23, 2014
chimerase2:
angry angry


Then after dinner wat Next angry
Evening prayers grin
Romance › Re: "More Than Nine Lives" (the Chronicles Of Kelvin) by KingTom(m): 7:26pm On Dec 23, 2014
KelvinGraphics:
Baba na U be this??

E don tey wey we meet for NL cinema this year o.

Abeg pass me that stuff and some pop corn then help me tell them Iceberylin, Xsenga, Ashabie, Jossi994, 01emek, Rick9, TrishaP, Lil Hansome, SummerFlame et al. Tell em dat it is happening o. DVD never dey market o, so they better rush and hoop in b4 herè full mehn.

KingTom my boy abeg gimme lighter, i need to...lipsrsealedcheesy
The Federal Ministry of Health Warns that smokers are liable to die young grin
Family › Re: Man Storms Out Of Dowry Negotiations Crying Extortion by KingTom(m): 7:18pm On Dec 23, 2014
Mondisweets:
You will have to catch me first grin
***Jumps on Usain Bolt's back*****
Run Bolt Run grin
Family › Re: To The Ladies, Whats The Best Way To Care For Your Private Part by KingTom(m): 7:17pm On Dec 23, 2014
Mondisweets:
If yoy are like KingTom wash it once a year on your bday grin
You know I wash it on my birthday because that is the only day you'll agree to give me mouth lipsrsealed
Romance › Re: Why Nairaland Babes Don't Reply Private Message, by KingTom(m): 7:17pm On Dec 23, 2014
chimerase2:
haf u seen mprex I missed her cry
She is preparing our dinner grin

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