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rokiatu:
Go aask Hunter Tripp on the other side about his little meeting with Enzo.

Do not compare Tripp to Jeremy

Bimfo:
is it??

But seriously, Damon should not try it.. Jeremy is a trained Vampire hunter..

Whose way if grieving is hitting everything that passes in a skirt around him

TheyVid:
OP that's not you on your profile pics.

This is what me thinks...

David if my stomach bursts with laughter I'll hold you responsible

Franchise21:
Especially at dat gap between d two emmm... I comment my reserve...lolz

Franchise21:
Make I hear say dey dint get an erection

HHmmmmmmmm Na wa o

Franchise21:
See how dey painted d pussy. Mehn, dose male artists enjoy sha

Bad guy!

AfricanApple:
lmao, I don't date dirty pple but I just find it repulsive doing such. even when Kingtom wants to do dat to me, I got him to stop it

You'll succumb eventually!

nickz:
yes

sometimes i dey manifest,dey turn into snake
na your madam ggrin posess me with the demon

God Forbidt! So you allow that Ereku Ggrin possess you? Hmmmmmm Nickz which kin contact una establish for the demon to pass through

Benwems:
Am not boring. She enjoyed my company a lot when we were friends and when the relationship was new. Plus other girls also enjoy my company

If this is true then please take my advice
And please change that Opion to Opinion

nickz:
no oh,she's my sisters friend


na joke she dey joke
na deliverance she dey carry me go do

you get demons?

badoolee:
ermmmmhhhhhhhhhhh

Somewher romantic

Maybe
















Church

LWKMD nickz you don enter one chance, but uncle nickz come o u sure say Badoolee no wan carry you go alter ni

nanauju:
While u were in ur loneliness watching blue film

Jesus!

Get female friends and start gisting with them

Mondisweets:
fixed

andre82:
Lols. Time still dey na. U fit go back *kidding* Anyway, nice write up. I'm an expectant father so this is very useful

Time no dey again na. Anyway congratulations

Mondisweets:
you are a naughty guy

Mondisweets:
Kingtom our children can be friends with anyone (child of a divorced person/ married person/ single parent) so long that child has a positive influence on our child.

Had I been told all this as a child I would probably have followed my passion to become a mechanic. Instead I'm a Doctor because of words like:
You must be crazy?
S'owa daada?
I will reset your brain with my belt!
Ewure!
And the best of them all is;
Your head is just a big bowl of senseless Akamu!

What a cruel World!

We patiently await updates, in the meantime let us join our hands together and pray for the recuperation and recovery of our own, DJ. We are solidly behind you bro you can beat it.

Aikon:
The European Commission has just announced an agreement
whereby English will be the official language of the European Union
rather than German, which was the other possibility.

As part of the negotiations, the British Government conceded that English spelling had some room for improvement and has accepted a 5- year phase-in plan that would become known as 'Euro-English'.

In the first year, 's' will replace the soft 'c'. Sertainly, this will make the sivil servants jump with joy. The hard 'c' will be dropped in favour of 'k'. This should klear up konfusion, and keyboards kan have one less letter.

There will be growing publik enthusiasm in the sekond year when the
troublesome 'ph' will be replaced with 'f'. This will make words like fotograf 20% shorter.

In the 3rd year, publik akseptanse of the new spelling kan be expekted to reach the stage where more komplikated changes are possible.

Governments will enkourage the removal of double letters which have always ben a deterent to akurate speling.
Also, al wil agre that the horibl mes of the silent 'e' in the languag is disgrasful and it should go away.

By the 4th yer people wil be reseptiv to steps such as replasing 'th' with 'z' and 'w' with 'v'.

During ze fifz yer, ze unesesary 'o' kan be dropd from vords kontaining 'ou' and after ziz fifz yer, ve vil hav a reil sensibl riten styl. Zer
vil be no mor trubl or difikultis and evrivun vil find it ezi tu understand ech oza. Ze drem of a united urop vil finali kum tru.

Und efter ze fifz yer, ve vil al be speking German like zey vunted in ze forst plas.

Simply fantastic, you are a brilliant young man

Mtcheeeeeeew! I wonder where these people kept their sense?

AfricanApple:
*hmmmmm* moving to the tune of d song* to he left to the right*

"You are my sunshine my only sunshine, you make me happy"

AfricanApple:
hehehehehehehehehehehehe choi, no be small your head don dey scatter o.

so wetin u want make I do now, marry u

d song make my head swell up sha can I hear more

"There used to be a greying tower alone on the sea! You became the light on the dark side of me. Life remains a drug that's the high not the pill. Did you know that when it rains my trousers become become larger and the light that you shine can be seen!
Baby I compare you to a Kiss from a rose on a grey."

daveP:
(watches him sing. He rushes to rko yemi sax and replace him to play d follow up after the "fall in love" chorus as KT continue his karaoke performance)


pa paraaaaa papapaparara

pararararara ra pararara pararara paaaaaaa


(bad belle tampers with gen connection as crowd ooooohhhhh in shock)

Guy no do o!

Fulaman198:
I honestly don't see what's so bad about Hausa Dambe. Bloody martial arts exist in every part of the world. You have Asian martial arts (some more bloody and deadlier than others). You have the MMA in the Americas, you have Boxing, etc. etc. Hausa Dambe is not bad. Though I don't believe in people beating one another up, understand that it is a sport that some people nowadays get paid to do.

My brother tell them o. We are so quick to condemn it as primitive yet encourage Asian crude martial arts

Ukuthwalwa
In South Africa, ukuthwala is the practice of abducting young girls and forcing them into marriage, often with the consent of their parents. The practice occurs mainly in rural parts of South Africa, in particular the Eastern Cape and KwaZulu-Natal . The girls who are involved in this practice are frequently under-aged, including some as young as eight. The practice received negative publicity, with media reporting in 2009 that more than 20 Eastern Cape girls are forced to drop out of school every month because of ukuthwala.[/b]

Nobody

Creamish:
**gasp!!!**

**sighs!!!**

Creamish:
BFF has nuttn whatsoever to do wit beauty.... Tho mine r beautiful. Pure coincidence

If your friends are beautiful, then judging from the Topic it means you are....