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rozzay:
U nid prayers. Lolz

rozzay:
Come and kiss me

Darkrebel:
wow...okay. ..take this....

stop all this gibberish/ and start talking English/
or I ll' flog you steady/ and your Pusssy?...it ain't a Private part....its Public Service/
and I ll' have my hands on yo guts/ for claiming celeb...when you just a blowing slut
like missing Waec scripts...I googled grinn...and found no Result

rozzay:
U too dey open mouth sweets.

ggrin:

Xsenga:
OYA NA, BUT AFTER DEY SHOW, STRAFFING GO DEY?

Guykhena:
I feel you o ..
You be sabi freestyle that year abi

ggrin:
who released u

rozzay:
Hian, r u my body guard now? Btw xsenga wats happening in sex second, any new big dic k

intergral:
"Wise OLd MaN"................................. As old as I am my IQ is still between 0-25??

Guykhena:
no vex,me be don forget you sef...
See the link
https://www.nairaland.com/1994342/nl-king-tournament-first-round#27962966

rozzay:
Now I know u r in love with ggrin anywere she goes u follow. Kt!

ggrin:
abeg make we leave here jooor u sabi rap

Oh wait,lemme start
Oh ma gosh,lookat rozzay butt
I think say na dick talk
That's what I thought

rozzay:
Welcome boo, its called rap section and dey wanna loosen up a bit, let's go put on awa bikini. Lolz

Xsenga:
COME MAKE WE DEY GO OUR SEXUALITY SECTION, E GET SOME THING WEY I WAN SHOW U.

sosalekins:
I really feel sad posting this..
months ago I met this girl which seemed to be worth my time.. She was good looking, intelligent and decent.- basic criterias I needed to settle down with a lady.
I approached her and stated my intention,, she didn't give me a yes/no..
She said she would consider it......... Cool! As a gentle guy, I didn't dispute her decision but neither did I give up effort to convince her to accept my proposal.
weeks into wooing and tryna win the heart of this girl, my very close friend visited me at my apartment and we started gisting.
The dude naturally is a player, and he lives somewhat promiscously..
We talking about someone that changes girls like sanitary pad!
As we started talking I asked him about his latest conquest and he told me he told me he's planning to run a girl he met on Facebook days ago..
He further went ahead to show me her photos.. Talking a glance at the picture of the girl, I went mute! This is the same girl have been wooing since for 'weeks'!..
He asked why I seemed shocked and I told him am also interest in the same girl. He laughed, but I wasn't laughing... Believe me guys,, I really liked this girl, I made up my mind the moment I saw her that she was the one for me.. I was ready to be with only her alone.
I asked if he really liked the girl and he told me bluntly that he only wants her #kini. ... He further asked if he should leave the girl for me,, his statement actually angered me.. I've never begged to have a girl neither would I stoop so low to beg my friend to free a girl for me.. What crap!
I told him its gonno be a fair try though I was the first to meet her,, I told him he's free to make advances at the girl and whosoever she chooses, the other just has to let go.. He laughed and agreed and we both insisted not to mention that we are both friends to the girl!
Honestly speaking I've never been a womanizer, if am real about a girl, am real! Is her and no one else.. And this particular girl had occupied the deepest part of my heart.. I officially became a mugu.. I would buy her presents, subscribe her BIS even if my MTN internet bundle is remaining 5mb.. At a point I was thinking about hiring a musicIan to Serenade her (yeah, I liked her like that).. I wasn't really doing this because I feared loosing her to my friend, but plainly because I like her so much.
Each time my friend came over to visit, and the subject about the girl ensueds, he just laughs and tell me he can still leave the girl for me if I ask him to.. Seriously, if not for the fact we've been friends for ages, I would smatch his face..
I know for certain this guy wasn't making any effort to win this girl, he has never spent more than 5K for a chick before bedding her.. Sometimes the girl in question would call him and he would ignore, he would show me over 15 of her missed calls yet this girl never called me one day or else when she needs help with her school work or money..
I once lied I was sick and all she said was 'sorry'.. And visited me for 30 minutes and told me she didn't wanna contract my flu and she zoomed off!
To cut the story short, just some hours ago my Friend called and said he has bleeped the girl!
I didn't believe what he said..
Then he sent me voice notes of his conversation with the girl and also gave me his password to check his chat with the girl on Facebook..
This girl is a bleep+in piece of sh+t!
What made me angry was their s.ex chats, this girl gat no shame.. Her nude photos were all over my friend's PM's and yet i thought she was decent...
You can't imagine how angry I am right now.. I really feel like heading to the girl's house and give her a piece of my mind..
She left me (who was willing to love truly) and went for a player..........................
Infuriating enough, this my useless friend is cute, but am cute as well!
Are girls really so into players than those who really wanna take them seriously?
Honestly, I'm pissed!

intergral:
How e take affect the price of garri??

Heyliesha:
Ur fada's church

Emyben:
hahaha, thanks bro.Your support is appreciated

chibwike:
Thanks alot bro....lets do this

Emyben:
lol, like uhhm. You were like me then? lol
but sir, i need ya vote, will u vote for me?

Emyben:
Bro,will i be asking too much if i ask u to add me to ya list? Please oo bro

aisha2:
Everybody is here tearing cloth. Nobody has asked:

1. Why did you touch her phone
2. What did you do to push her out
3. Why not fast and pray, loose that belle and wear sexy boxers
4. Ignore it, dont question her or nag it will push her to the other mans arms
5. Infact when you catch her sleeping with the man dont say anything instead, do your husbandly roles and when she asks tell her that its probably because you failed as a husband that pushed her out.

Poster sorry for making light of this but the double standard here stinks to the highest level

BreezyRita:

BreezyRita:
You mean "does"?

Mondisweets:
konji dey catch her and all she wants is a stress reliever simple