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Food › Re: Fufu Vs Semovita! Which Do You Prefer? by KingTom(m): 4:33pm On Nov 15, 2014
francizy:
Buhahahahahahahaha! Am dead man!
If you chop wetin u just talk above make I die! grin grin grin
Na to buy coffin remain na because I dey warm the soup now to flex am again grin
Food › Re: Fufu Vs Semovita! Which Do You Prefer? by KingTom(m): 4:28pm On Nov 15, 2014
francizy:
Which kain soup be this? **pukes** cry huh grin embarassed
Be like when person mix custard finish without pouring hot water, then start to freestyle am with swallow.. **pukes again** grin cry embarassed huh
Wrong na akamu mixed with the menstral blood of a woman combined with slices of weed and Rat meat! Also I think some Urine was also added to substitute salt grin
Romance › Re: hh by KingTom(m): 4:21pm On Nov 15, 2014
iceberylin:
Bad Hoe grin
grin grin lipsrsealed
Romance › Re: hh by KingTom(m): 4:20pm On Nov 15, 2014
ifex370:
is this a new emoji?
No It has been here since 2005 shocked
Romance › Re: hh by KingTom(m): 4:17pm On Nov 15, 2014
iceberylin:
She dh usually Rape me undecided
Blood of Sango! shocked
Romance › Re: hh by KingTom(m): 4:14pm On Nov 15, 2014
iceberylin:
Ggrin always does this grin
So you and ggrin don dey hmmmmmm lipsrsealed
Romance › Re: [deleted] by KingTom(m): 4:13pm On Nov 15, 2014
huh huh huh huh huh
Romance › Re: She Has Professed Her Love To Me (Phone call) by KingTom(m): 4:10pm On Nov 15, 2014
100Cents:
I don't think so.

I love her..
grin
Romance › Re: She Has Professed Her Love To Me (Phone call) by KingTom(m): 4:07pm On Nov 15, 2014
Guy its not fair o grin
Fashion › Re: Waist Chain, A Must Have Accessory For Every Woman by KingTom(m): 4:05pm On Nov 15, 2014
cupidhero:
lol! so this is how kingtom rolls,he won't take NO for an answear,tell him you travelled to new york and he will say "i'm coming to newyork to speak on ebola",i wonder what he will say when you tell him you are doing some voluntary humanitarian in borno state. kingtom the impossible.
Kingtom the Persistent! grin
Fashion › Re: Waist Chain, A Must Have Accessory For Every Woman by KingTom(m): 3:55pm On Nov 15, 2014
Mprex:
im not in anambra grin tongue
I am going wherever you are! grin We have seminars in all the 36 states and Abuja grin
Fashion › Re: Waist Chain, A Must Have Accessory For Every Woman by KingTom(m): 3:55pm On Nov 15, 2014
Mprex:
im not in anambra grin tongue
I am going wherever you are! grin
Romance › Re: Nairaland Has Cute Guys And Ladies But Did They Date??? by KingTom(m): 3:47pm On Nov 15, 2014
ggrin:
opolo eyes grin
Udele grin
Fashion › Re: Waist Chain, A Must Have Accessory For Every Woman by KingTom(m): 3:45pm On Nov 15, 2014
Mprex:
hahahacheesy. Help me ask kingtom if marriage is by forcehuh
It is not by force but rather by persuasion. I want you grin
Fashion › Re: Waist Chain, A Must Have Accessory For Every Woman by KingTom(m): 3:41pm On Nov 15, 2014
Mprex:
kingtom! I have warned you oh! My husband is a nairalander. He will soon catch up with you. angry

btw, i'm not in uyo tongue
Did I forget to mention that from Uyo we shall deliver a talk in Anambra. grin grin grin
Fashion › Re: Waist Chain, A Must Have Accessory For Every Woman by KingTom(m): 3:36pm On Nov 15, 2014
Mprex:
lols. I'm not in uyo either. As for kingtom, i've reported him to seun, he will soon be banned. cheesy
cry cry cry
Romance › Re: Nairaland Has Cute Guys And Ladies But Did They Date??? by KingTom(m): 3:23pm On Nov 15, 2014
ggrin:
sule ebira gringrin
This one too funny make I laff small grin
Romance › Re: Opinion : My Girlfriend Gets Carried Away When She Sees Male Friends by KingTom(m): 3:22pm On Nov 15, 2014
Sheenor:
i would have suggest this too but i tink the op is not honnest.....dating for a year and still dont knw how to get along wit his gurl.....haba
Some people sha. Who knows? smiley
Romance › Re: Mr. Nairaland - December 2014 Contest [PRE-ELIMINATION ROUND 2] by KingTom(m): 2:47pm On Nov 15, 2014
KelvinGraphics:
So U mean Beennkumar is not the current Mr. NL?? shocked shocked tongue

And U mean i am not the Deputy huh huh grin grin
Ewu Nta! Na today you sabi that one! When I dey cry say my wooing don disappear you bin never understand? grin grin grin
Romance › Re: Mr. Nairaland - December 2014 Contest [PRE-ELIMINATION ROUND 2] by KingTom(m): 2:36pm On Nov 15, 2014
KelvinGraphics:
Once in a year kwa.

I thought it's Bi-Annual?

The last edition was done in May and here we are again this same year.

So biko aunty Karchis, Clear me
Hurricane done carry that one comot na grin grin
Romance › Re: Why Do Guys Like Getting Their Ears Kissed? by KingTom(m): 2:31pm On Nov 15, 2014
farano:
Lolz I just dey o...Did you miss me? cool
See question o. Would I be asking after you if I didn't? grin. Anyway congrats we err you made front page grin
Romance › Re: Why Do Guys Like Getting Their Ears Kissed? by KingTom(m): 2:02pm On Nov 15, 2014
farano:
Haha...Carry you for mind? Say Wetin happen now? smiley
I dey find you since I no see you, where you go? grin
Romance › Re: Nairaland Has Cute Guys And Ladies But Did They Date??? by KingTom(m): 1:59pm On Nov 15, 2014
ggrin:
mumuic mumugringrin
Muguish Mugu grin
Jokes Etc › Re: Funny Pictures from My Phone !! by KingTom(m): 1:53pm On Nov 15, 2014
Wisegeek01:
We just getting started grin
Thanks tho*
Ride on grin
Jokes Etc › Re: Funny Pictures from My Phone !! by KingTom(m): 1:25pm On Nov 15, 2014
Wisegeek01 please spare me I am tired of laughing grin grin grin
Romance › Re: "You Look Sexy" Is An Insult (copied) by KingTom(m): 12:53pm On Nov 15, 2014
iceberylin:
You don dh behave like your E-wife
Ggrin grin
grin grin grin
Fashion › Re: Waist Chain, A Must Have Accessory For Every Woman by KingTom(m): 12:29pm On Nov 15, 2014
chisco82:
Lol! @ prepare your "fingers".
But wait oo, how many finger do you want to put the engagement ring on?


Coment preserved.
Chisco nwannem I am engaging all her fingers grin
Fashion › Re: Waist Chain, A Must Have Accessory For Every Woman by KingTom(m): 12:04pm On Nov 15, 2014
cupidhero:
morning princess! i just read your diary and the truth is that i'm still searching for that perfect place, lol! can't believe i got a mention in your diary when i'm miles away from uyo. you would have received the stalking and chiking of your life. please don't say you will "screw" anybody that says you shouldn't wear a waist band abi na bead. you might be sending the wrong signals to kingtom. lol. just got a miracle from GOD,I'm sure yours is on the way,maybe it is too big and heavy thats why it is taking time to reach you. when the trailer lord of miracles arrive remember me o! you take care.
shocked shocked. Thanks for bringing that to my Attention Cupid. Mprex I shall be attending a health seminar at Uyo next weekend. Prepare your fingers for my engagement ring. grin grin. Also prepare your lipsrsealed for my lipsrsealed. See you next weekend grin

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