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ZKOSOSO:
Who da Hell is one worthless Audu fron Kogi?

Abigail shift go one side...we are busy slaying the madman sent by Escobat n bin Laden of Nigeria 🇳🇬

Autocorrect of ABEG don expose your babe name

taylor88:
nothing freaks me out in this government anymore

Don’t be surprised Polaris might present the mama death certificate before him and even show him some video clips and pics of his own burial

Buhari did it with NEPA certificate

Tinubu did same with INEC when he was asked to present certificate he say goat don eat him certificate

You succeeded in saying nothing to be honest, those examples you gave are not relative to the situation at hand. Wetin concern bank inadequacies with Govt? Sho whine

BlueRayDick:
How it started vs How it’s going

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New meme loading, Chai Lamidi

BlueRayDick:
U don’t need to stop driving cos of them particularly when the ENDARS issue has made them reduce their illegal arrests . Now it’s just regular police doing regular stop and search .

The trick is just to carry ur vehicle papers complete , a verifiable means of ID and speak to them with composure while dressing responsibly . I no dey get issue with them at all.

One in a while you throw hailings to them, hail them with imaginary titles for them, like Commader or IG. The goats go shine their teeth, sometimes you drop the occasional 2h or 5h and be on your way I saw one I.U Mukaila (not real name) one day, I called him and hailed him ALHAJI MUKI, The most senior Commander God bless the Godfather sir bla bla bla he was dancing with joy screamin na so na so, I drop 5h for am go my way

lomprico:
Infomie pikin, if you know how the Prince's mother died then you will know it's a worthy news.

Na mumu

rilwan09:
Where "Take me to mama" dey ?

I swear film wey dem bomb motor. This was a super blockbuster that year

Price

TrebleChamp:
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Dem don catch idan

Borntosmoke:
Both male and female are all useless!!!! :-

They should sell this club to hausa molars

odizeey:
Where were they when we were drinking seven goals?

Oasis007:
Greenwood should be pardoned. Let him join the squad fully next season. He is not convicted so why do we wanna lose him?

We need him back asap. Garnacho, Greenwood and Amad should be in the Squad next season. If Iqbal and Mainoo ain't ready, they should be sold.

Sabitzer, Ghost should be well thanked and allowed to go honorably. Mctom and Fred should be offloaded as well.... but we must sign solid Midfielders at least 3 - DM, CM and AM.

Jones should be charged to court and eventually sentenced to prison. Tuanzebe, Maguire, Bailly should be disposed at any or no cost.

United must be rebuilt and Qatari is the man.

Idan gangan

Not yet Uhuru for this useless club, but a good 3 points to help our cause.

^^^^
The boy don dey selense

madridguy:
Could this be the primary reason I cannot effect transfer on my FBN since yesterday.

I had to use a POS and pay extra just to get money across, a real shame

TrebleChamp:
😁 No mind afro.doc2 jare, he knows why a defended the Glaziers.

Refer to discussions on 10th Dec, 2021 😶

afrodoc2:
But you were one of the most vociferous Glazer supporters here. When I said that Old Trafford needed repairs you kept saying it was a lie and that the Glazers had spent enough money in maintaining the club.

Long before Cristiano Ronaldo spoke up about the need for repairs some of us here said the same thing but you were supporting the Glazers.

Post Receipts

Leyqute:
How can ETH who hasn’t lost up to 10 games in total (2 in Europa league, 7 in the EPL) have lost the same number of games as Ole, who was manager for 3 whole years?

You people are always quick to believe fake negative quotes.

Make it make sense

Jokerman:
centredevils.
@centredevils
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10m
[🌑] Erik ten Hag will make signing Everton's Jordan Pickford a priority if the club is unable to secure a new deal for David de Gea. [Daily Star]

Which two keepers get the most errors leading to goals?

patrickmuf:
Even now, I don't want us to sign Bellingham. I prefer a midfielder who is adept at retaining the ball, passing and progressing with the ball. Bellingham is more or less a runner...Madrid can sign him because they already have Camavinga and Tchoumeni but we do not have that luxury.

Instead of signing Bellingham, I'd rather we develop Mainoo who is more technically gifted.

That clown that is trying to score cheap points up there has issues with comprehension.

Damn

BlaqFaze:
Nawa o

Instead of you to throway face and take your L in peace... you're still setting yourself up

Chest grabber don tap current

BlueRayDick:
If it’s about self-serving interest , I don’t think any of the 4 major candidates in the last concluded general election can touch Tinubu on top of the league table. Setting up a consultancy firm in charge of handling IGR ( Alpha Beta ) and taking 70% control of control of the firm as a sitting governor is no mean feat. Even Atiku still dey learn work for this matter

https://www.premiumtimesng.com/news/headlines/419179-tinubu-alpha-beta-others-accused-of-fraud-tax-evasion-money-laundering.html?tztc=1

The people I was referring to were not even candidates my brother. If I reason candidates matter my stomach hurts

BlueRayDick:
Nigeria na country wey we don accept absurdity as normal thing . U go dey drive person go follow ur lane fac u & go still dey tell to reverse make him pass make we for no cause traffic . People will come donw and start begging u say make u allow an pass like say na u dey wrong 🤦‍♂️

People’s minds have been conditioned to accept all sort of nonsense as the ideal.

Swear to God bro, no be same country wey person carry state funds open brewery and dem begin hail? Same country wey person open okrika shop under him name with state funds. Nigeria na cruise

BlueRayDick:
Back then the two illegal professions that made people millionaires were 419 and drug pushing. Na the midst of those people Wasiu dey always dey. He sings their praise just like hypemen dey hype yahoo boys nowadays and he gets paid handsomely for it. He even collect some of them's wives when grass no level for their side again.

Wasiu and wives sha

Jokerman:
Which of our present players better pass Neymar?

Dj Spinall

Lana1:
That Antony reminds me of Valencia. No matter how much he shake body, he will always go left. One way

What's Valencia's first name?

AdisaOwala:
The same Brighton that was said to be on the same level as Mancity?

Some people still feel we needed to invest 400m to even draw this same Brighton

Mention their names, drag them out

eph12:
The good run fooled a lot of people. Almost fooled me, but I remember I have seen this somewhere before. These players have their limit and truly they pushed themselves a lot this season but most are unteachable. Pep will discard a lot of them if he comes here. They got the carling cup with their last blood and there's no more fuel to continue. That's why I wasn't really interested in just winning a trophy but how the trophy was won and if that process can be repeated and multiplied every other places.

Maybe ETH abandoned his philosophy to accommodate the ability of the team. But if he doesn't raid the market for new players, he will be out of job soon. Well he won the carling cup

You saw it upon Gunnar's appointment, you saw it again after the COVID break... normally nothing dey shock me again

TrebleChamp:
Sebi i wasn't making sense earlier 😁, we still have 2 games in hand so no biggie.

Leave them wetin elder go siddon for ground see, small pikin no fit climb iroko see am

TrebleChamp bro grab a bottle of beer on me