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European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: EPL Chatroom - All Discussions by KingTom(m): 7:41pm On Jun 15, 2023
The gates of 123 Calabar rd have been flung open cry
CelebritiesRe: Ayra Starr’s Childhood Dance Video Emerges On Her 21st Birthday, She Reacts by KingTom(m): 5:09pm On Jun 15, 2023
iammo:
I here by rise to second this motion...

Slim girls average boobs
Wetin rise for your body grin
PoliticsRe: Sanwo-Olu Attends Ambode's 60th Birthday Party (Pictures And Videos) by KingTom(m): 7:31am On Jun 15, 2023
TheFacelessMan:
That Perspective- Contraceptive rhyme always gets me.

As I started the lyrics, couldn't wait to get to that part. grin
It's my favorite part of the song? grin
PoliticsRe: Sanwo-Olu Attends Ambode's 60th Birthday Party (Pictures And Videos) by KingTom(m): 10:04pm On Jun 14, 2023
blowjohn:
grin grin grin cheesy


Una well done o.

I come dey wonder wetin join 1,2 3 to the 4 for ambode matter
Dey play grin
PoliticsRe: Sanwo-Olu Attends Ambode's 60th Birthday Party (Pictures And Videos) by KingTom(m): 8:57pm On Jun 14, 2023
AntiZikist:
Gimme the microphone first, so I can bust like a bubble
Compton and Long Beach together, now you know you in trouble
Ain't nuttin' but a G thang, baby, two loc'ed out niggaz so we're crazy
Death row is the label that pays me
Unfadeable, so please don't try to fade this (hell, yeah)
But uhh, back to the lecture at hand
Perfection is perfected, so I'ma let 'em understand
From a young G's perspective and before me dig out a bitch I have to find a contraceptive
You never know she could be earnin' her man
And learnin' her man and at the same time burnin her man

grin grin
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Official Manchester United Fan Thread:''20 Times EPL Champion by KingTom(m): 6:33pm On Jun 14, 2023
Jokerman:
🚨💰 JUST IN:

#mufc have ended their interest in signing Harry Kane this summer, feeling that the money it will take to sign him is unrealistic [@JamieJackson___]
grin grin grin
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Official Manchester United Fan Thread:''20 Times EPL Champion by KingTom(m): 5:17pm On Jun 14, 2023
LostMyZeal:
I doubt if Perez and Madrid still want Mbappe sha. That one that finessed Madrid coz France made him an offer he couldn't refuse. That chapter seems closed - Maybe Barca, but finance is an issue


If Qatar takes over, then we'd be the clear runners for Mbappe's signature.

But you know the scary thing? Some delusional people in the club may think we've got that stupid Rashford and may not need Mbappe.

If Qatar's taking over, fine & good, but if not, bring in Harvey Barnes to Man that LW
Dey play, Perez dey on him knees with mbappe's shorts at ankle level bros... make nobody deceive you grin
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Official Manchester United Fan Thread:''20 Times EPL Champion by KingTom(m): 1:09am On Jun 13, 2023
CrystalTiger:
Oyel money oooo cheesy cheesy cheesy

Mbappe, Kane, Caicedo, Rice, Kim, Maddison, Onana and I go naked trek from Lekki enter Umuahia..

Who dey breathe abeg grin grin grin
Wetin be this!! grin grin
grin Chai laugh wan tear my belle grin
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: EPL Chatroom - All Discussions by KingTom(m): 4:32pm On Jun 12, 2023
Donjazet2:
For me, it's actually a wrong way to look at the world. Many people care more about the world they live in that the benefits to self.

His ultra focus on self EVEN TO the detriment of society is in my view a wrong outlook to society to have.
That's why some people join the military in times of war to secure and defend their nation.
Or people deciding to become vegetarians because they care for things other than themselves.

I think they should be a healthy balance between caring for self and caring for your society and environment at large. Caring about leaving the world a better place than you found it. That's my own opinion.

The idea of caring only about self and nothing else is an extremely selfish worldview and one that makes the world an uglier place.
Surprisingly, very wise words as well
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: EPL Chatroom - All Discussions by KingTom(m): 2:45pm On Jun 12, 2023
raumdeuter:
Your generation didn't meet riots that's why some youths romanticize it

I witnessed it and lived part of it. Some of my schoolmates were killed by soldiers rioting

In 1998 the day MKO died was the day Holland played Brazil France 98 we went to riot. First day we did riot and went back, 2nd day i don taya i slept in the room cos I no fit wakeup early. Those that went got shot by Soldiers killing many. Some even died in the bush and no one saw their bodies. Some got gunshots on their thighs arms belly. One of them was Dennis Chukwusa a year 1 student,

That was 25yrs ago. Most of their friends would have moved on, but the hurt in the heart of their family who should be enjoying the goodies of their son now can never be replaced

As a result of June 12 struggle OBJ Jonathan Tinubu YarAdua became presidents and billionaires settled their family. Thousands became senators and governors and became rich

Abeg who remembered the Chukwusa family today whose son like thousand others died all over Nigeria

The only memory was naming a TV room in OAU after him. Many students there today wont even know about him. I don't even know if the name of the room hasn't been changed

There will be one coward student who slept that day and is now a politician who is rich if he carry money enter Ife today everyone go hail am and even clean Chukwusa name from that TV room to his own

In everything try to stay alive. Death is cheap don't use hot head go collect death wey no be your own
Very very very wise words
PoliticsRe: In This Nigeria, Peter Obi Is My Own Jesus Christ - Charly Boy (Photo) by KingTom(m): 10:11pm On Jun 11, 2023
VinnyBaba:
Just SHUT UP, You Jealous Entity. sad

APGA was in a State of Turmoil, Dat's why Peter Obi Left.
He did not Join PDP for Financial Gains.😏

As for leaving PDP for LP during that PDP Primaries period,
Incase you don't know, It was a Young Nigerian Guy on Twitter that told him he shouldn't be running mate to Atiku again.

Dat he MUST Contest as a Candidate!

Hence He responded to the Clarion call and made Labour Party, the National Force, it is today!😊😎
. Alcohol destroys the liver bro, stay away from it
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Official Manchester United Fan Thread:''20 Times EPL Champion by KingTom(m): 10:32am On Jun 11, 2023
I Looove this game!!! grin
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Official Manchester United Fan Thread:''20 Times EPL Champion by KingTom(m): 11:45am On Jun 10, 2023
TrebleChamp:
If you don't understand a post, you jump and pass. I no get time for foolish response this morning...
grin grin grin take am easy chief
PoliticsRe: I Could Have Slapped Kwankwaso At Aso Rock, Says Ganduje by KingTom(m): 8:39pm On Jun 09, 2023
Gandollar my nigga grin grin
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: EPL Chatroom - All Discussions by KingTom(m): 9:41am On Jun 08, 2023
GloriousGbola:
You are talking about the methane from biodigesters. I am however not sure the volume generated is enough to generate sufficient power.
It was enough to power just the small building housing his hatchery grin
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: EPL Chatroom - All Discussions by KingTom(m): 6:39am On Jun 08, 2023
obainojazz:
https://www.instagram.com/reel/CtNCPXgoENh/?igshid=MzRlODBiNWFlZA==


Gas powered generators….. Nigerians Dey creative Sha
For real bro, I went on a tour in one young man's farm and that's all I saw, then he's making plans to spin some kind of generator from his animal waste, combined with human waste from the soakaways
Nairaland GeneralRe: At Your Age, Which Animal Are You Scared Of? by KingTom(m): 2:59pm On Jun 07, 2023
tosyne2much:
This man! cheesy
I'm loyal sir grin
Nairaland GeneralRe: At Your Age, Which Animal Are You Scared Of? by KingTom(m): 12:12pm On Jun 07, 2023
So na only me dey fear rat?
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: EPL Chatroom - All Discussions by KingTom(m): 9:46am On Jun 07, 2023
Fire don burn burn here scatter sha grin petri dish don full, everything dey burst out for their true nature
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Official Manchester United Fan Thread:''20 Times EPL Champion by KingTom(m): 1:49pm On Jun 06, 2023
TrebleChamp:
Na to dey lead race, monitor situation, seriously interested in players we sabi. PSG will sign Asensio this week for free, Rabbit is also a free agent but it will take United like forever to complete this deal.
Onye wu Rabbit? grin grin
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Official Manchester United Fan Thread:''20 Times EPL Champion by KingTom(m): 3:45pm On Jun 03, 2023
eph12:
I even made a comment about this some minutes ago. Our players don't contest for long balls. Who do we blame, the keeper lmao
Who else? grin
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Official Manchester United Fan Thread:''20 Times EPL Champion by KingTom(m): 1:39pm On Jun 03, 2023
TrebleChamp:
We beat Mancity today, celebration galore. But the board could say the players are good enough, so no need for major signing. Disaster!

We lose to Mancity today, tears galore! But the board would realise the need for major signings and work with Ten Hag to get only quality players in.
If only it were that straightforward grin
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Official Manchester United Fan Thread:''20 Times EPL Champion by KingTom(m): 5:31pm On Jun 02, 2023
Ellexy:
The first time I saw this video laugh wan tear my belle. Shared a link as well here

grin grin grin
I dont know how I missed it, I swear I don laugh pieces grin grin
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Official Manchester United Fan Thread:''20 Times EPL Champion by KingTom(m): 5:07pm On Jun 02, 2023
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Official Manchester United Fan Thread:''20 Times EPL Champion by KingTom(m): 12:59pm On May 28, 2023
dreamxhaser:
It might not be his usual mind games. One thing people are failing to see is that FA final is a 50/50 for anybody.

Its not like city are going to crush us 4-0

I am sure it will be a tougher match for city than that madrid semi final. A lot is at stake in that game + when the boys show up, they become a threat to anyone.

I can bet the scorline difference for any team that wins wont be more than one.
I love your Moniker grin
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: EPL Chatroom - All Discussions by KingTom(m): 10:32pm On May 26, 2023
Itsrm:
I don't know how young people with two hands and legs wake up early in the morning to work and earn 45k a month in jobs without prospects!

When I asked a young security man where I work why he's wasting his life away on a 49k salary, he said he hasn't seen anything else to do. I just shook my head.

I mean, you have off days every week. You can't look for an electrician or barber to attach to for 6 months, learn the ropes and start earning additional income before you find your feet? You can never go wrong acquiring skills. The skills I acquired during my service year still fetches me extra income till this day.

If to say na old men that just need something to keep them busy i'll understand but not young guys

And from the little they earn, na so so bet Naija and and Naira bet. I really can't wrap my head around it.
Allow me digress a bit, about 3 years ago just before the COVID madness, I was in my office trying to 'burn some incense' when some junior officers rushed in saluted and said there was a huge issue... I ran down and saw Celestine (not real name) our security guard had gotten a makeover azzin the bros face be like meme. Upon inquiry on the cause they said someone parked his car outside, came back and didn't see the vehicle he was of course wailing and weeping only for Celestine to call his attention that he wants to show the man something, omo this man and him brothers follow Celestine go front of carpark where the boy stretched his hands and showed them a "CAR PARKED AT OWNER'S RISK" sign... needless to say what happened to him next was better left imagined, dem mend this guy till e face be like blowfish grin grin He's doing very well now after I encouraged him to go back to schoolwink
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: EPL Chatroom - All Discussions by KingTom(m): 11:01am On May 25, 2023
liveLongNprospa:
Ben Hundeyin's reply

https://twitter.com/BenHundeyin/status/1661641982937034752?t=04PzDlzb6JQtfhjI1fRLFA&s=19[/quote]On this matter, they have a constitution they know their laws and crying over it as civilians won't solve anything, recall the case of CuteAbiola Gafaru and the Nigerian Navy
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Official Manchester United Fan Thread:''20 Times EPL Champion by KingTom(m): 4:01pm On May 20, 2023
akwesenana:
Lol. Where those 'top 4 is unrealistic' Metuselahs?
Akwesi you wan begin chest beat before season end, meanwhile you dey hide all this while 🤣
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: EPL Chatroom - All Discussions by KingTom(m): 10:28am On May 20, 2023
TrebleChamp:
😁
GloriousGbola:
cheesy cheesy cheesy cheesy cheesy cheesy
No need to claim wetin I no be na, my 'JUnesss' saved me grin
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: EPL Chatroom - All Discussions by KingTom(m): 7:15am On May 20, 2023
BlueRayDick:
I was waiting for this part grin. Even if the DPO or arresting officer na ur uncle/relation, u must pay something before u commot police station o.

That’s why it’s always wise to settle them even before getting to station and seeing shege.

I’m sure if u didn’t quickly follow the man relate based on tribe, they would’ve used u guys replace some criminals they’ve been looking for and the police officers will even get promotion for solving a long standing case .🤦‍♂️
My cousin dey collect him own family money for mobilization to solve case of their missing AC outdoor grin e dey their blood. I pity Seun dem go use him eye see wetin no good... 2 more days to investigate now 4 more days all that one na for mending grin ordinary protest wey Debo macaroni go do for toll gate see the kin beating e chop then compare that to slapping a serving inspector smh
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: EPL Chatroom - All Discussions by KingTom(m): 6:57am On May 20, 2023
BlueRayDick:
You are right on the bold. Additionally I think those guys can smell anybody who has not had police wahala before from a long distance .

They know if U’ve had police wahala before and have slept inside any of their horrid cell, u will have sense and use diplomacy when talking/dealing with them.

The day I slept cell was the day I propounded a theory that : If u have any issue with Nigerian police, make sure u settle it with them in whatever way possible before u get taken to the station…… It doesn’t matter whether u are on ur right or wrong , just settle with them and move on. Behind counter no be hotel. Stooling and passing urine inside the same dimly lit room u will stay all day is not good for anybody whether criminal or law abiding citizen. Nigeria police know this, that is why they will jeer at u when they see u making mouth at the point of arrest threatening fire and brimstone. They know u will see terrible
Things inside cell and calm down later .

Look at Seun that was making mouth on SM that he has evidence and welcomes thorough investigation from the police; I saw a video online yesterday when he was taken to his house by the police in the name of investigation . He was asking the police guys in Yoruba humbly “ Kini motun Shey fun yin ?” . I’m sure most of the police guys in the video are people he has given money in the past or those who “twale “ him….but now their ogas don order them to frustrate his life and they are doing a good job while at it .
Anything Law enforcement bro, na mumu dey argue say e get people. I was not as wise as I am now, back in 2004 my now in-laws, back then gave me some correct Benin beads na so I dey wear these beads with pride dey Waka everywhere, one faithful day Police burst into our lodge start to dey pack boys, the boys most of them Calabar and igbo begin ginger say nothing dey happen make we go make we go, I did not want to be the crying Diya or Adisa among them so I follow go grin dem say by virtue of my beads na me be chief Priest say I dey prepare charms for them bla bla bla, I see shege for that cell and na Friday evening knowing fully well say na till Monday normal work go resume... my saving grace was Nepotism and tribalism (make I no lie) cry the DPO came in on Saturday Morning na so dem parade us as the 'Deadly Scorpion gang' wey dey terrorize Unical and Polycal grin as I see DPO tribal marks and him accent I know say na we own, I come even see say e put rosary for office table oti pari grin I tell the man say I be medical student shey which time I wan leave my books go dey do cult? The man ask me everything from my papa village to my grandfather ancestral home, everything worked in my favour when the hard-core boys amongst us started shouting "this wan na Ju na, na bloody ju e no fit hold kitchen knife talkless of gun" despite this I still Roger 1,500 before DPO say make I go home. My white agbada don brown dey smell with saliva and urine wey we sleep on top. Omo now I dey drive pass hail them go my way o

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