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Lana1:
Penalty shootout with De Basket. Grab ur annointing oil and start praying

Let's not lie ourselves, na back to house we dey go so

Rokiat:
It’s not just about sex but some women are truly irreplaceable.

Some of my exes stay salty and in my inbox begging me to come back 8 years later while my current man stay obsessed.

True that, incase you change your mind, reply the mail

izzou:
[color=royalblue]I don't understand

How will a commercial bank mistakingly transfer 280 million to someone's account?

A POS operator will most likely be using a savings account; 5 million kpere

So how did he receive 280 million in it?

When they discovered that it was a mistake(a big lie), why not place a lien on the account?

So, they let him roam all around Kwara, looking and pricing houses, cars and pay for Hajj...

Like...They saw him do these withdrawals and did nothing?[/color]

The Lamba no add up

GloriousGbola:
na for izzou and his woman only

You be correct guy my brother no mind them, with all these yeye yanmayanma disease wey full town now, condom na essential commodity. LOOK YOU!!

Amoto94:
I used to escape with.my friends from Islamiyyah to play SEGA with them later we graduated to PS1 Brazil and Real Madrid were the cheatcode teams in PS1. Despite floggings we always find a way to visit game house

Hehehehe reminds me of mine, we escaped to play UMK3 on SEGA, I was using Rain to beat boys mercilessly, shii climbed my head so much I was beating the street boys, I don carry my school pullover wrap for head like bandana... na so I beat one guy finish, get up strike pose like Rain, this was the exact moment Snr. Adeyemi 'Abacha' and him goons entered the pako and whisked us away, I chop 'prescription' beatings of 24 strokes a day for 3 days whilst doing the Rain pose as my punishment

Hmmmmm

EraseTheDot:
Look at her, just give them a room, e sure me say she go set yansh.

-erase the dot

I don't even know what to type

MyAmericandream:
See as you echo am, e be like say them don show you you shege before?

Akata na hybrid, the madness of African babes with the ruthlessness of American babes... shege pro max

izzou:
[color=royalblue]I actually saw this story, but it doesn't change the fact that the wife wanted to run away with half of his fortune.

Like....HALF

You want to divorce the devil, and run with half of his property?[/color]

She 'worked' for it

Ah Akata

GloriousGbola:
Unfortunately it is only at the national level there is an attempt to pretend there will be power sharing.

When audu was there, the issue was that the igalas had been ruling and would not release power. Now bello, an ebira is doing the same thing. Short of a force majeur this will continue indefinitely unless there is a major upset, at which point the tribe that enters rinses and repeats.

This is also what wike an Ikwerre man has done in ph if I am not miscafonting.

You're right in all but your last paragraph, i believe SIM is a riverine man and not Ikwerre like Odili, Amaechi and Wike... Itsrm can correct me if I'm wrong. Back to the power sharing issue, when we were in the University I asked my hostel mate (he was a son of a prominent TIV doctor and heir to his father's hospital) why the Idomas cannot be Governor of Benue State... man laughed himself silly even the idomas amongst us were laughing, funny enough the matter extend reach their Kparakpo BSSU(Benue State students union) Idoma na vice and Tiv na president, no matter what.

reccy:
Nope. He is from kogi central. He wants the central to rule for 16 years to equate the east Meanwhile West has never rule the state.


Such is the pathetic case of kogi state.

The best shot the west has had I think was when Audu died and Faleke thought he'd take over. Those Mopa, Yagba, Kabba, Ijumu people etc will have to wait another 8 years because Johnny Bravo is not it at all

oliverano:
Land of the Vikings = Norway

Player name = Gudjohnsen

Played with Delima @PSV

Played with Messi @FCB

Yes this is correct

Katcall:
Quiz
Let's go boys.
He's from the land of the Vikings. He played with Messi and Ronaldo de lima. Who is he?

I wanna say Henrik Larsson... might be wrong

EponObi:
PRESS RELEASE

We use this medium to demand an apology from the UK government. We weren't only harassed, manhandled, and rough handled by their immigration staff, the UK government denied us the hand job and Mouth Action services our principal paid for to some high class oloshos before leaving Nigeria.

We also apologize to Mr. Adrian Brian of the UK Immigration Services for splashing his hands and uniform with our 'akamu' during our principal's genital and rectal inspections. It's not our fault; the touch was heavenly.

Sign,

EponObi

Epon ke? Chai una no go kill me

raumdeuter:
Imagine if this happened

Heathrow honors

OneCandleAway:
I swear if I'm given head of disability commitee as house of reps member I will NOT take it.

Of all commitees?

Baale awon Abirun

marlow1962:
For sure na, more babies must be made

You know the game bro

Rokiat:
Offcourse this comment was made by kingTom.

Of course

Rokiat:
Damn they look delightful. hmmmm who’s gonna try to settle when they have a disagreement? Silent treatment will go on for months.

Quarrels for these types usually end in the bedroom

Leyqute:
Osimhen could be old enough to be your father

You know the lyrics for Stereoman's CENCIMAN?

GrammarNazi1:
Obi supporters have disappeared from this thread.

Perhaps, they have gone to their WhatsApp groups to agree on how to respond.

Lol.

You are wicked 🤣🤣🤣🤣

hopefulLandlord:
These numbers would most likely not stand up to scrutiny. many of these "users" own several accounts. yours truly has 4 (four) different WhatsApp accounts and I'm active in ALL of them so I will be regarded as 4 WhatsApp accounts that's active. Also many of these Twitter accounts are operated by single people many ran by bots even Elon alluded to this and the owners didn't deny.

people also overrate the influence of social media. Social media isn't influencing non social media people as much as the reverse, you think most of these "obedients" who are Yoruba and are criticising Wole Soyinka on SM right now would be doing so in real life and therefore influence Yorubas around them to criticise Soyinka? These social media people try to align with the trends just because they want to swim with the tides and may actually share a different opinion in real life. that probably was why it shocked most people that Ekiti was won by Tinubu when many thought differently. many of them don't share the opinions they post but are just moving with the crowd. add in algorithms that make you see things you agree with and shuts out opposing opinions then you can be deceived into thinking what you're seeing is how the real world is and can be in for rude awakening when it doesn't go that way.


on a slightly related note. I don't know if I'm surrounded by the most idiotic of Tinubu and Obi supporters but anytime I try to pick their brains to confirm the talk of "this generation of youths now think for themselves and will not be told what to think" I can't help but conclude that this is actually the youth that doesn't even know what to think but wait for some social media posts from people who are trying to maintain a particular narrative so these supporters can run with it. that's why a speech of 2hours 30min would be cut to 5 seconds and then go viral that the giver of the speech said something stupid. when you eventually do your own finding to confirm the stupidity of the speaker you'd accidentally confirm the stupidity of those who watched 5 second video and if you dare try to ask "What if this video doesn't show the context?" you'd be hounded for being obeedeeot or agbado. In my opinion this is the dumbest set of youths we've ever had, empty headed people who can't even question anything so long it fits their preconceived conclusions and anybody who doesn't do the same would be hounded, maybe cancelled. Most won't notice this cuz they're inside the game but just stand by and watch them go and you might share the same conclusion as me to a varying degree

@ the bolded, Desmond Elliot's 'Kids' speech is a perfect example

Rahkman:
tiki taka make dem pass her to messi next...messi pass to xavi...xavi to iniesta

Werey