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CareerHow To Be Successful In Life (harsh Truth) by KingZaddy(op): 9:45am On May 10, 2021
HOW TO BE SUCCESSFUL IN LIFE



This is not like every other success write up you use to know; its high time we spit the truth...



What do you understand success to be?



Success for me could be havin a billion dollars in my account, success for you could be your achievements in changing lives of people every step of the way, success for others could be the number of awards they achieved...

Our definition for success differs greatly, just as our strategies of achieving it differs



The very first step in getting the spirit of success is to first define your own success. What do you want to achieve? Is it money, awards, changing lives, women or estates? Define it... with a definition you have a road map on which you plan on.



You must also understand that you must first succeed with little things before you can succeed with bigger things...



Now lets be very plain here...



The road to success is very bleeped up; not a smooth ride... they tell you success is like climbing up a ladder... sorry bro you have been lied to... the road to success is scary, full of traps and bombs, water and fire, enemies upon enemies, trust and betrayals, jumping and diving, running and hiding...

There are certain things you must understand so you don’t get frustrated in your pursuit of success

No one is going to fix you, you got to fix yourself

You must accept yourself the way you are

Life will never be perfect

Those who complain must achieve less

No one has it all figured out

Enemies will accumulate

You are not special

Being too kind is a weakness

Success is not achieved by hard work



NO ONE IS GOING TO FIX YOU, YOU GOT TO FIX YOURSELF

Not one person will fix you, you alone will build your success tower as you encounter increasing challenges. No one will fix you because everyone is busy fighting their own battle, they don’t care how difficult your life is because they have theirs to worry about.

For success to be reached you must kill the entitlement mentality, no one owes you anything, you are not entitled to any share/part of anybody’s wealth, not even your parents



YOU MUST ACCEPT YOURSELF THE WAY YOU ARE

They say we are all beautifully and fearfully made... yes some persons are unattractive or scary to look at and they owe you no apology about it. Reason is because the real you doesn't start from your face but your mind. Do you have a problem with your looks? You are feeling unattractive? Well then feel free to have a facial surgery, change your skin colour but I promuise you that every time you look in the mirror, the first thing your mind tells you is “this can never be you”... you can change your face but not who you are.

Low self esteem is a curse that needs to be fought out of one’s mind if you wish to be successful because of you do nothing about it, it will breed and reproduce in your mind and get you tied to your comfort zone



LIFE WILL NEVER BE PERFECT

As a film director, one of the lessons you learn is that you can not always have what you want. I know many of us picture a perfect success, maybe a full luxurious house, expensive cars, super gadgets... success is step by step until the end, you can not always have it all, what you picture may not be exactly what you will get. Even if you get it all, from luxury house to expensive fast cars to super gadgets, you surely wouldn’t have time for some of these things which will end up lying hardly used or touched; life will never be perfect but it can always be better



THOSE WHO COMPLAIN MOST ACHIEVE LESS

Same thing applies to those who boast most... actions are better appreciated than words.

Since when has complaining solved problems, the best complains can do for you is advance into lamentations and attract sympathy for you because that all you deserve. Stop complaining and do something about your problems because if you don’t, no one will



NO ONE HAS IT ALL FIGURED OUT

In the road map of success there are lots of puzzles to be solved, some you would solve, some will take a while, but there are some you will never figure out; at this point do not waste much time on this part of life because if you do, you would prolong your success time and still wouldn’t figure them out

How do I end corruption?

How do I deal with evil?

How do I eradicate poverty?

How do I make the world love me?

How can I be the best?

How do I succeed without offending others?

Save yourself the trouble and move on with your life...



ENEMIES WILL ACCUMULATE#

Either you believe it or not, your success will become a thorn to some other persons. In life there is the ongoing competition of greatness, this is a struggle that will never end; just as you can’t walk through the bushes without stepping on the grasses, you can’t walk through success without stepping on toes or getting in other people’s way... the higher you climb, the more your enemies...



YOU ARE NOT SPECIAL

You could be intelligent, smart, you could be lucky with opportunities but never proclaim yourself special in mind or in words. There are thousands who are better than you, you are only priveledged and not special. The same cancer that killed that guy can also kill you, the same accident that killed that girl can also kill you, you fall from the 5th floor you get broken to pieces, you get bitten by a venomous snake you die.

You are nothing but just a man working to enjoy life just like others



BEING TO KIND IS A WEAKNESS

“Bro please can I borrow you laptop?”

“I’m sorry you can’t”

“Please bro... I need to get this project done”

“I don’t give out my office... this is where I do my business”

“So you can’t help a brother”

“Sorry I can’t... go to a cyber cafe”...

What if you give out your laptop and it gets stolen, what would you do?

Too much of everything is bad... if you give women too muc h attention, you will begin to look like shit to them.

If you do not know how to say “No” you become used by others who would take advantage of your kindness

You must learn to say “NO” when its necessary and it must be confidently and firmly...

Saying yes to every Tom, Dick and Harry can lead to your own detriment and get you off success track



SUCCESS IS NOT ACHIEVED BY HARD WORK

The truth is, not everyone will make it in life, this is because many are busy working hard not smart



You want to be a CEO? You want to be the boss? Then you must quit working hard and start working smart.

If hard work is the road to success, brick layers, conductors, street hawkers will all be rich because these people are hard workers

I knew of a woman who owned a large fashion firm with over 20 employees but funny enough she doesn't know how to pedal a sewing machine... hard workers will forever remain employees and not employers.



You cannot be a CEO if you are not smart





I pity slothful people; if hard workers are still struggling to get out of poverty I wonder what would be the fate of the lazy man



For every success you define, there are techniques and strategies to achieving them but you must also understand the essence of PATIENCE...

www.godhow.blog spot.com

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TV/MoviesRe: The Rise Of The Synderverse And The Humiliation On Warner Bros by KingZaddy(op): 9:40am On May 10, 2021
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TV/MoviesRe: The Rise Of The Synderverse And The Humiliation On Warner Bros by KingZaddy(op): 9:36am On May 10, 2021
SMUAG:
The only villain I know in DCEU is WB, no any other.
That studio is so stubborn that they are ready to sacrifice silver for bronze just to get rid of Zack and his team.
eventually the comic company will be taken away from them
TV/MoviesRe: The Rise Of The Synderverse And The Humiliation On Warner Bros by KingZaddy(op): 9:45pm On May 09, 2021
meobizy:
JJ Abrams should use that money to create one more Cloverfield movie. DC, rather than chasing the Avengers example, should aim more at shedding light on lesser known heroes. Marvel don chop belleful so can try anything at this point and fans will lap it up. I’m tired of the many Batman and Superman releases every other year. I’m not really keen on this Snyder Cut because of the runtime and the experience I had with Batman vs Superman. I’ll stick to DC’s animated offerings for the time being even though those are now hit or miss.

So, you won’t add this video of the trailer with the huge dislikes? I’m curious.
here is the link... Just check out the massive dislike


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PXrgvNXfN7M
TV/MoviesThe Rise Of The Synderverse And The Humiliation On Warner Bros by KingZaddy(op):
THE RISE OF THE SYNDERVERSE AND THE HUMILIATION OF WARNER BROS





Okay let’s get this straight, Zack Synder’s story of the Justice League is deep and very detailed, all around the world “Zack synder’s Justice League” is breaking records and making fans happy, it surpassed the views of Avengers Endgame in China's Vigu.

Now here is the problem, while we all were still trying to get over the excitement of Zack’s Justice League, Warner bros decided to do the dumbest thing any adult would think of, they posted to the world their search for a Black Superman on the day Henry Cavil (current superman) was celebrating his birthday, now that is so unfair and unintelligent.







Of recent fans discovered that Henry had unfollowed Warner and DC comics on Instagram, I understand his pain and from all we are seeing there is a whole new level of dirty politics and unnecessary racial fracas going on in DCEU and J J Abrahams just made things worse according to report.

Actually J J Abraham has DC on a 500 million dollars deal, so I heard, so the asshole calls the shot (at least to some level)





But now here is the problem, it appears that DC and Warner are trying to imitate Marvel Studios but doing it in a bleeped up way. They have decided to make Clark Kent black and that is so wrong, no one wants that, not even we blacks. Clark Kent is a white man and he will stay that way and if they go on with their riddiculous idea I will pull out of the DC fan base but that would be after watching Black Adam and Aquaman 2 of cause.



Jokes apart, what the fans want right now is a continuation of Synder’s Universe for the Justice League and not some dumb ass black superman reboot, nobody is interested in a black Clark Kent.

The DC comics universe has a lot of Black characters and so does Zack Synder’s Justice League but it appears that Warner bros is being quite stubborn and refusing to continue the Synder idea.




Warner bros had the guts to put up the trailer Joss Whedon’s Justice League some days ago thinking we would love it, I was so excited to see over 100k dislikes ahead of 1k likes, that was the most satisfying thing I have seen this year and of cause I made sure to click on the dislike (I wish there was a hate button), we don’t want that. WHAT I don’t understand is that Warner bros invested in Synder’s Justice League and saw that it was better and we all loved it so why is there some politics.




There is something Warner bros is failing to understand, we the fans call the shot, all they get to do is put the money where we ask them to and if they fail to do that then we would make sure your movie is a massive failure, in other words, don’t Bleep with the fans.

You got the money to invest while we have the super ability to increase that money, we double it, triple it or even more, all these we can do with just a click on the watch button but if Warner bros is being annoyingly arrogant and stubborn then we will show them who is boss.


In order for J.J Abraham and Warner bros to escape the wrath of the fan then the Synder verse must continue and you can shove your black Clark Kent up your ass but if they refuse to hid this warning then Warner is dead… #restorethesynderverse #blacksuperman #dceu #warnerbros

Signed: Danny Walker (An angry fan)

https://godhow.blog spot.com/2021/05/the-rise-of-synderverse-and-humiliation.html?m=1

RomanceRe: Timeline Of A Slayqueen (funny Article) by KingZaddy(op): 6:52pm On May 09, 2021
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LiteratureMy Memories Of The Pandemic By Danny Walker by KingZaddy(op): 6:27pm On May 09, 2021
From the writer of "Timeline of a Slayqueen"



Memoirs of a Pandemic


Has it ever been a smooth ride?

Hasn’t life always been crooked?

Journeying through this crooked road

Had to get passed 2019 quickly

And the joy of 2020 felt like arriving in my favourite movie

How wrong I was, because it now feels like my scariest

Who could forget the months of march, April and June so quickly?

The days I spent in my room thinking and writing

Never failed to look out my window a million times

Just to be sure the virus infected persons

Had not become haunting zombies

Remembering one of the nights spent in my small hut

Staring plainly at the burning candle

With flames flapping like an American flag in the wind with glory

How I wish I could be so happy like this little flame

Who could? When the world was facing an apocalyptic pandemic

Started like little fire and became global fire of chaos.

Pondering on the weakness of our reality,

Voices outside my window sang praises to coronavirus

How could I have forgotten the previous day

Walking under the moonlight and all side talks echoed the newest celebrity in town… coronavirus

I wish I was as famous as coronavirus

If wishes were horses, beggars would ride them to death

I was one of those beggars.

Could things have gotten better or worse?

Being ruled by a government of lower IQ was one problem

The same government being unable to contain the virus was another problem

Foreigners still coming into the country was another problem

Honorable president pronouncing Covid-19 as Covik1-9

Definitely his problem not mine

An entire nation turned into a laughing stock

Religious leaders unable to give us a miracle,

Chose to self isolate but still demanding tithes and offering

Less I forget, the church is marching on and the devil (covid-19) shall not prevail

Churches running secret services against government protocol

Here is the church trying to play the victim

How difficult is it to obey simple instruction

Yet they preach disobedience when they are an embodiment of such negativity.

The months of march and April has taught me something big

Foolishness and fear spreads faster than a virus.

Not forgetting my dear president.

80% of his citizens wishes of covik1-9 to pay him a homely visit

The ranting and roaring of angry and hungry citizens

Curses and swear words roaming the streets in honor of the president

Do I care? The question that comes to mind

These people look like they could lynch the president

But empty threats has always been the logo

The internet has become the den of online lions and lionesses

But reality is home to puppies and bitches

Yes I do care

I do care about the well being of our beloved corrupt president

Never been part of the evil wishers

I mean well for him and his actions

I never forget once stopped praying for him

And there is no stopping and time soon

And I pray that he lives long enough to enjoy the Nigeria he spent 8 years destroying

And in this era of coronavirus

I wish my president nothing but maximum positivity in HEALTH and TESTS…

Danny Walker…


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CrimeRe: Native Doctor Asks The Gods To Kill Man Who Flogged A Lady In Libya by KingZaddy(m): 4:56pm On May 09, 2021
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Na flog e flog am oh...

Just ask the gods to flog him until the cane is pained red


By the way, I am giving out free books to readers, fiction and non fiction just click the link in my signature, follow the 3 seconds instruction and grab the book waiting in my Google drive... You will get updates when more books are released for free and paid
BusinessRe: Hadiza Bala-Usman: The Many "Sins" Of Suspended NPA MD by KingZaddy(m):
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Don't forget to add her deliberate refusal to pay pensioners their money even after it's approval from government...

Let the bitch be sent to hell already... I don't care about her relationship with other dogs like her but I dislike her for holding back money belonging to elders who worked for NPA for over 15-25 years...




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TV/MoviesWithout Remorse Movie Reviewed by KingZaddy(op): 3:21pm On May 09, 2021
Click to watch... Make I no too talk but just watch



https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wu4x2D7Rd64
RomanceRe: Timeline Of A Slayqueen (funny Article) by KingZaddy(op): 3:04pm On May 09, 2021
HitGuy:
What an incredible & powerful realistic fax, permit to make a video of this, the hurtful truth most ladies will want to hear.. simps are equally pressed about this, you deserve a crown
as long as you will not forget to mention the name of the content owner (Danny Walker) in the video...

If you do a video on it I will also help you share it on my YouTube channel...
Christianity EtcRe: How To Start A Church In Nigeria (deep Message) by KingZaddy(op): 2:52pm On May 09, 2021
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RomanceRe: Timeline Of A Slayqueen (funny Article) by KingZaddy(op): 2:27pm On May 09, 2021
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Christianity EtcHow To Start A Church In Nigeria (deep Message) by KingZaddy(op): 8:59am On May 09, 2021
HOW TO START UP A CHURCH

Starting up a church or a school has been the major trend for a while now, people start up church at the slightest opportunity; a new church just started two blocks away from my house with very few white chairs and a make shift pulpit all in a small shop. Many chu8rches have been highly successful without a call from God because these days they don’t need a call from God when you can easily ordain yourself...

I am going to give you techniques in other for you to have a growing church; I noticed some church have been suffering slow growth while some others are growing quite well; some even end up quitting the church business since its not working, if only they knew the right step to take... today I will guide you through the steps in order to have a congregation like Lord’s Chosen or RCCG or COZA without a call from God... are you frustrated in your church business? I have answers here; you can get rich being a pastor while you bury your members in ignorance

LEVEL OF KNOWLEDGE: You first need to understand the one thing Christianity is all about... THE BIBLE... although many pastors today do not understand the bible but they know the bible; know the bible to a convincing stage. You can attend a bible college so as to boost your fame and association...

IMAGINE THAT GOD CALLED YOU: Afterall you just want to glorify God... set the impression that God called you; how do you do that? Always mutter words while walking, carry a bible, learn your own tongues and have a trade mark tongue that will excite people when you speak it

GET A PLACE: Get a small place where you arrange chairs for prayer meeting; I advice that you make sure that you can shout and jump with energy, blast in tongues and feed your young members with prayers. Do diplomatic prophecies and visions, do not be direct about them just beat around the bush and end up saying nothing reasonable; don’t worry they wont notice because they are too dumb to notice. Before you know it, people will invest in your ministry and you can finally see food to eat

SOWING SEED AND TITHING IS NECESSARY: Never you!!! I repeat!!! Never you forget to stress on tithing, with your level of knowledge you should be able to threaten them with the word of God, threaten them with curses from God if they fail to pay tithe, threaten them with failure, make sure they have nightmares any time they fail to pay tithe, use energy when talking about it. Tell them to sow seed, do not advice them to, tell them it is a must in other order to gain extra or bonus blessings, out of greed they will believe you and be quick to sow; know how to prolong messages on Malachi 3; avoid places in the bible that will contracdict your teachings

THE “GOD” TERM: Always remember to back up your words with “God said”... when you make a request from members always say “God said” before the request, trust me it works like magic... with that word “God said” you can own houses, cars that you know you don’t deserve. Do not be afraid, they won’t know that God never said anything because they are too dumb to be smart... just in case of stubborn ones that come around later to confront you that the blessing is you said was coming has not come, just tell them “God’s time is the best”

AVOID INTELLIGENT MEMBERS: At some point some smart people may come around your ministry, they usually ask intelligent questions and quotes scriptures that speak the bitter truth. I advice you rebuke them immediately and chase them away from your church before they pour sand in your garri... your members will continue to grow as you continue to give them the reassuring lies; avoid the bitter truth, put it far from your members, make them know that the bitter truth are lies from the devil and make sure you establish your own doctrine

FEED THEM WITH PRAYERS: People will flock a place once they see the prayer is hot and people are falling and rolling on the ground. They usually believe that that kind of church is where their blessing is located... the prayers doesn't have to be meaningful, all it needs is to have “Holy ghost” attached. Take for example, Holy ghost fire gather all my money before I reach my house today, in Jesus name... make sure you sweat and speak in tongues, you can hire people to fall under anointing while you pray but most times that wouldn’t be necessary because there will always be those who will deliberately fall under anointing so as to help God

ADVANCED SERMON: Make sure you seriously plan your sermon to your own advantage, be manipulative with words and energetic, you can also learn to be fluent in English, that is an advantage too

THE MUSIC POWER: This is an advanced stage and the most trending; make sure you are also investing in the music and sound department because you don’t want to leave the youths out; your money is in their pocket too. At this stage you can convince members to invest in the music department, tell them about how God loved David because of praises. You won’t need to use your offering and tithe, the members will buy it all and still continue to be faithful in tithe... make sure you get professional instrumentalists, the choir girls must be attractive and so must the guys and make sure they are all youths, no old women in the choir; we don’t off keys... the better the music the more the members, make sure you organise praise nights and worship concerts and don’t you ever leave out the offering part.





WITH THESE TIPS YOU STAND A CHANCE OF BEING A WORLD FAMOUS APOSTLE, BISHOP, PROPHET, GENERAL OVERSEER OR WHICH EVER TITLE YOU CHOOSE TO CROWN YOURSELF WITH...



Don’t worry, they will still fall after reading all these, so you have nothing to worry about... *winks*



By the way, I am not an atheist...


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TV/MoviesRe: Meet Tychon Carter, The First Black Winner Of Big Brother Canada (Photos) by KingZaddy(m): 10:55pm On May 08, 2021
pocohantas:
Same way other races won it, but the first time a BLACK MAN won, they had to sensitize it. It is common sense that a minority win would be sensitized, be it racial, gender or a combination of both.

Is there any redpiller with sense?




The minority was italicized for a reason. To your question, there are things people of a particular age, race, gender or whatever are deemed incapable of pulling off. The glass ceiling is there...

Obama was the 44th President of America. Not 1st, not 2nd, not even 20th- but we all know how much buzz that made. All because he was BLACK!!!

Black men and WOMEN were happy. If Obama was a woman with a vagina, I am sure black men would spend more time analyzing why she isn’t worth the hype or who she fcked to become the POTUS. Sometimes I wonder why you guys do not take this battle outside. Go slug it out with Chinese, Indians and Americans in tech.

Every time una dey Naija dey drag with women.
Lol...

Honestly this your post make me shame sha...

You and nairaland guys are like water and oil
CareerRe: Realities Of Retirement. by KingZaddy(m): 10:40pm On May 08, 2021
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Before any man retires be sure to make plans that will put food on your table for the remaining days you have left on earth...


Failure to do that you end up in the street begging
TV/MoviesRe: The Neighbor... New Short Horror Film by KingZaddy(op): 10:30pm On May 08, 2021
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RomanceTimeline Of A Slayqueen (funny Article) by KingZaddy(op):
THE TIMELINE OF A SLAYQUEEN
by Danny Walker

Was coming back from the fuel station; I made sure I looked everyone who walked passed me in the eyes, especially ladies. and then along came this girl I knew quite well although we were not the talking type and as she walked with a guy, in order to avoid eye contacts or greeting me, she laughed at the lame thing he said then looked away, I just smiled and walked passed with my black poly bag and five litre gallon.

Her type of life style ran cross my mind, she was the slay queen but in her early stage; I usually say that young girls do not understand what they are doing, they surely know what they are doing but do not understand it, many may not understand until experience makes them understand

For those who do not understand the meaning of slay queen, let me tell you how Google defines a slay queen...

A slay queen is a woman who wants to choke everyone else with how beautiful and cool she is.

Now allow me to define slay queen

A slay queen is a woman who believes strongly that the world revolves around their bum bum and as a consequence becomes resistant and defensive to facts and evidences that flaws this belief.



Slay queens and social media are like man and oxygen; their headquarters is Instagram then there is face book and twitter but unlike the devil roaming about seeking whom to destroy they are busy seeking attention of promiscuous men although also seeking the destinies of men to destroy.

They are the latest spices of women in town

They are not limited to social media, as a matter of fact; social media is the platform where they advertise their goods and services (I believe you know what I mean)



Various times I have tried hitting off a conversation with slay queens, I began to feel pity for myself; their English don’t usually match their makeup polished face, their command of English is epileptic... they find it difficult to use impressive words and they end up punctuating their sentences with more than enough “As in”, “Oh my God” and “Duh”...

Talking about them can drain ones energy but quickly I will help you understand the timeline of a slay queen and their miserable life at old age if they fail to change









SLAY PRINCESS (Stage 1)

It usually starts from age 14 but the ones with stronger liver start at 12 or 13. At this stage they start with face book, you will see them so eager to own a face book account and once they do, it begins to look like early stage of madness; they start by posting a photo of their face that has gone through the tortures and furnace of photo grid crowned with the usual vegetable on their head, the next things is that they come up with posts about fake friends that they themselves don’t know backed up with pictures of them showing you the size of their growing hips and back side. They usually don’t mind borrowing clothes just to take pictures for Facebook posts; it gives them satisfaction than food

No one has enough joy than a slay queen who gets 100 likes for the first time, their inbox is choked with messages from boys and men; I remember one time I held the phone of a slay queen, her face book was right in my face and I was shocked to see over 250 messages , over 700 notifications... I just weak.

Things like that give them joy...

Their next plan is attending every praise vigil in town where they can find the attention of guys; their targets are usually, instrumentalists, back bench boys and cute male singers. They usually forbid prayer vigils and churches that dress like the mother of Jesus. Also, the way they get attracted to yahoo boys and thugs is beyond me.



SLAY QUEEN (Stage Two)

Usually 20-35, they are usually almost not without makeup, they don’t want to be caught off guard so they don’t mind sleeping with makeup. They would rather stay hungry than be without makeup, it becomes their oxygen. If you are smart enough to catch them off guard, you wouldn’t mind preaching to people that king Kong is real...

At this stage church is too boring, they now spend almost every night in hotels and clubs, drinking, smoking shisha like a patient on oxygen support, as well as receiving different sizes of dicks to the point that it begins to taste like breakfast.

At this stage she has advanced to twitter and Instagram and now runs a premium account, they tell you Facebook is for kids like us.

On Sunday they go to church and thank him for the success in their hustle, God being so merciful tell them “you are welcome”. They go online on Sunday and post bible verses that they themselves don’t know what it says, verses that cannot even be related to the Sunday, you see posts like “#Slaybae... blessed Sunday... genesis 14v3”... “#Slaybitch... small girl with big God... Jonah 1v6”... when will you girlsd have sense?

On Sunday night, for God’s sake they will reduce the number of dicks for the night and pile them up for tomorrow Monday and you see the Mumu come online and post on Sunday night “Will be very busy tomorrow, no messages please”...

At about 28-30 and above, they start losing their sanity and start making posts like “I love black cucumbers”, “I want to have sex with the first cute guy that comments”, “White dicks are the best” “I am tired of dicks I want cucumber” and they back up the posts with nudes; all for attention... signs that they have received dicks beyond limits and their brain is experiencing maximum damages.

Their type of husband standard is insanely high; it baffles me how they have the guts to ask God for a God-fearing husband who is rich and handsome and earns at least 3million and rides Benz...

What I love most is that as time begins to tell on them; they are forced to reduce their standards slowly. Some even become baby mamas (New title). Single motherhood begins; I can very much imagine the life of a child raised by a slay queen... SMH



SLAY MAMA (Stage three)

I love this stage most... at this stage they are ready to marry anything in trousers that looks like a man.

This stage usually starts from 36/37-50.

These ones are usually very bitter, nothing in life excites them again, nothing funny to them; not friends, not dicks, not drinks, not clubbing, nothing at all, they now become their own worst enemy because they now know that evening newspaper is more useful than they are.

At this stage I usually like to dedicate a song to their boobs; now everybody sing after me:

“Humpty Dumpty sat on the wall”

“Humpty Dumpty Had a great fall”

“And all the Slay queen and their big gods could not put humpty Dumpty together again”...

Their big back side is now full of wrinkles and stretch marks that look like the lightening from Thor’s hammer... nothing to slay again...

Some will travel to Italy and start transporting younger girls to Italy for prostitution; frustration will make some join baby factory business...

They usually don’t have eyebrows anymore at this stage because they have shaved the whole generations of eye brows, the remaining ones inside will now decide to start growing inside instead of outside and at this critical stage they begin to look like boxing champions that have received enough blows to the eye brow, their faces like Mayweather and Mike Tyson...



SLAYED MAMA (Final Stop)

Many don’t usually live above 50 because they consequences of their miserable life would have ended them. As for those who live on, some begin to give motherly advice and join women empowerment

Some others will now run to church out of frustration, they now become prayer warriors, some will even join Good women choir, sanitation, ushers, all in the hope that God will repair their lives... abeg, where God won start from

Anyway, in conclusion, I dedicate this song ‘’Ordinary People” by Cohbam to all the Slay Queens out there...

Let us have a world of ordinary people, living life the way god wants us to

And if we have a world of ordinary people, extraordinary things will happen through me and you...

*drops pen and sips zobo*...


https://godhow.blogs pot.com/2021/05/timeline-of-slayqueen-funny.html

(just close the space between blog and spot to visit my blog)


By the way I am giving free books out to people, fiction and non fiction most of which are mine and some by top popular authors whose book I bought...

I will be giving some books for free

Click the link below

https://dannywalker.subscribemenow.com/
PoliticsRe: How Amaechi Got Buhari To Suspend Hadiza Bala Usman Amid ‘Cold War’ - The Cable by KingZaddy(m): 9:09pm On May 07, 2021
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I swear
I read only the bolded part of this articles, the rest looked like jargon... No time to spend on these people...

I hope the next MD will pay NPA pensioners...



Released new short horror video

https://m.youtube.com/channel/UC5iEmotqVvj0aQeLyE9BAVA

Visit my YouTube channel
RomanceRe: Why Are Girls Most Pampared Even When At Fault In A Relationship by KingZaddy(m): 9:05pm On May 07, 2021
Not everywhere or everyone bro...


If you cannot call out a girl's bullshit then you are fvcked bro... Because she is going to take you for a long ride, a rise that would put you on premium tears subscription...
CelebritiesRe: Wathoni Anyasi Buys 2 Cars For Her Parents (Photos) by KingZaddy(m): 9:02pm On May 07, 2021
pocohantas:
The future is female... lipsrsealed

If it were Kond.omatic, next thing na to go lodge for hotel with Shalewa. grin


My point exactly. Better to be the lodged, than the lodger. Use your own money to cruise your family, while be brings out his own to cruise you. E reach to rest true true.



Fine. Everywhere and nowhere, but not entirely settled for that matter. Happy new month. smiley
Happy new month... No problem, ready when you are
CelebritiesRe: Wathoni Anyasi Buys 2 Cars For Her Parents (Photos) by KingZaddy(m): 8:42pm On May 07, 2021
pocohantas:
The future is female... lipsrsealed

If it were Kondomatic, next thing na to go lodge for hotel with Shalewa. grin
Pocohantas what's up? How is it going on your side?
CelebritiesRe: Wathoni Anyasi Buys 2 Cars For Her Parents (Photos) by KingZaddy(m): 8:37pm On May 07, 2021
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That's pretty cool, I have to say...

Men abeg, do more for your parents than any girl... If you have not bought iPhone for your mom don't buy it for any woman, if you don't buy house for your mom don't buy house for any girl, if your mama no get car don't be stupid enough to buy a car for any girl...

Be wise bro...



Just dropped a new short horror film on my channel, check my profile to watch it on nairaland or just enter my channel directly here

https://m.youtube.com/channel/UC5iEmotqVvj0aQeLyE9BAVA

Jobs/VacanciesRe: Uduak-Frank Akpan's Compound Where Iniobong Umoren Was Murdered, Buried (photos) by KingZaddy(m): 8:29pm On May 07, 2021
Jesus...

This dude is a demon...



https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KxhDsZlsMs8
TV/MoviesThe Neighbor... New Short Horror Film by KingZaddy(op): 7:34pm On May 07, 2021
Click on the Play and view the video right here from nairaland, you won't need to go to YouTube



https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KxhDsZlsMs8


Lalasticlala seun
TV/MoviesRe: A Black Superman? by KingZaddy(op): 7:30pm On May 07, 2021
Hintona:
Imagine they create a white Black Panther.
Good point
TV/MoviesRe: A Black Superman? by KingZaddy(op): 10:15am On May 07, 2021
Tolu181:
Two useless racists

Up there


P.s: they are not replacing the old super man, they are just making another superman story from another universal besides the comic has Black superman and black wonder woman....
nigga... Black superman and black wonder woman is the dumbest thing anybody would produce... Be cause there is no point to it.

The characters were created white so leave it that way, if they are made black what good those it do for black people... Blacks are being unreasonable and sentimental...

Do you see Asians asking for Asian superman? Make black people give themselves brain abeg...

We love the heroes like that, let them leave race out of it or the ruin it..

I can bet my life that the black superman movie will be awful and unsuccessful...

If they try it, many fans will drop out
TV/MoviesA Black Superman? by KingZaddy(op): 8:03am On May 07, 2021
I here Warner Bros is planning on changing Henry Cavil and replace superman with a black character... Is this true?

If they try something that stupid I will officially move to capcom and Marvel...


What's your take on it
ProgrammingRe: What Happened To My Control Keys by KingZaddy(op): 2:16am On May 07, 2021
nwachinemel:
you can either change your keypad if its faulty or read about stickey keys
what's sticky keys
CrimeRe: EFCC Arrests Eight Suspected Internet Fraudsters In Abuja by KingZaddy(m): 10:58pm On May 06, 2021
Billyonaire666:
The solution is securing the loopholes in the system.
shut up if you have nothing to say

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