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Obasanjo be like gorilla wey get chimpanzee trait 4 body

Nawa 4 dis mumu bloggers o, d topic says "at nite" while d pic isn't at night

aljpimp:
Oh OK sir....

can't u make that size?

aljpimp:
Yes sir...size 11 should be 44

nope its 46.....infact big 46"

Op do u have size 11 n half? Cos my feet are long o

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ireneony:
I met one Yoruba dude, he told me he is fair, but looking at him, he is black as burnt dodo ...


Some guys can lie sha

y go a tribal way to explain dat, y a "yoruba guy" guy na guy na

LOL

No p, we'll still do all dat anyway. We fight boko on a daily basis here so dat aint shii

ZeeAfrica:
Ncooooh honey, some dude broke yo heart huh? Sorry babe. Bt how many hearts sef have u broken? Time is de greatest healer of all wounds babe. Go listen to these 2 songs. 1 - love is a two way street. Song 2 - wat goes around, comes around

its "I found love on a two way street" cheers

skywalker240:
in FACT'S,
women ar weaker



in DEED'S,

PUNNA is the most POWERFUL TOOL on earth
Toto get power ooo
No play with that everlasting sore ooo e get powa die

everlasting sore? Werey

Low self-esteem............battled it 4 a while

costandi:
Buy im mama which house?

O... Sorry I forgot there are classes of houses.

shey u don buy ur mama ordinary pant b4? E-diot stop hating

OP I knw u scored 500

How I wish I could hack, woulda turned nairaland to a porn site by now

ikombe:
phone model doesnt affect it . Just use a fuc.king phone that can use a fuc.king whatsapp to fuc.king create a group that you can fuc.king add dat fuc.king number on and you are good to fuc.king go

what's d fucking number

GIRL: i have sinned; i called my boyfriend a bastard.
PASTOR: So wat did he do to deserve dat?
GIRL: He kissed me.
PASTOR: You mean like this? The pastor kissed the girl.
GIRL: Yes!
PASTOR: Well, dats no reason to call him a bastard.
GIRL: But he touched my breast.
PASTOR: U mean like this? The pastor touched her breast.
GIRL: Yes!
PASTOR: Thats no reason to call him a bastard.
GIRL: But, he took off my clothes and had sex with me!
PASTOR: You mean like this? The pastor took off her clothes and had sex with the girl.
GIRL: Yes
PASTOR: Well, thats also no reason to call him a bastard.
GIRL: Then he told me he has AIDS.
PASTOR: U are a BASTAAAARD!!!

GIRL: i have sinned; i called my boyfriend a bastard.
PASTOR: So wat did he do to deserve dat?
GIRL: He kissed me.
PASTOR: You mean like this? The pastor kissed the girl.
GIRL: Yes!
PASTOR: Well, dats no reason to call him a bastard.
GIRL: But he touched my breast.
PASTOR: U mean like this? The pastor touched her breast.
GIRL: Yes!
PASTOR: Thats no reason to call him a bastard.
GIRL: But, he took off my clothes and had sex with me!
PASTOR: You mean like this? The pastor took off her clothes and had sex with the girl.
GIRL: Yes
PASTOR: Well, thats also no reason to call him a bastard.
GIRL: Then he told me he has AIDS.
PASTOR: U are a BASTAAAARD!!!

GIRL: i have sinned; i called my boyfriend a bastard.
PASTOR: So wat did he do to deserve dat?
GIRL: He kissed me.
PASTOR: You mean like this? The pastor kissed the girl.
GIRL: Yes!
PASTOR: Well, dats no reason to call him a bastard.
GIRL: But he touched my breast.
PASTOR: U mean like this? The pastor touched her breast.
GIRL: Yes!
PASTOR: Thats no reason to call him a bastard.
GIRL: But, he took off my clothes and had sex with me!
PASTOR: You mean like this? The pastor took off her clothes and had sex with the girl.
GIRL: Yes
PASTOR: Well, thats also no reason to call him a bastard.
GIRL: Then he told me he has AIDS.
PASTOR: U are a BASTAAAARD!!!

chijoy7:
Please I want to ask a question...

Yesterday evening, while I was drinking garri, a small rat🐀 at the corner of my room was looking at me and shaking its head. Please what does it mean? 😐

RIP in advance sis, we love u buh God wants u

Dis 1 is EBOlasssa

Senorita123:
Hello pls, I av a question. How can you pm someone on nairaland

go to my profile and click on "send e-mail to kirchofff" den I'll receive ur mail

PrimeMinisterr:
hahahahahahaha, charlie Am just appreciating nice stuffs. 'nice stuffs shouldn't be overlooked'.

dat girl showed her stupidity dat day, d most annoying part is dat she's nt even pretty

PrimeMinisterr:
nice lips...

u too like woman, make dis 1 no talk say u PM her o.......

Oya drop some birthday pics

Tyviv:
Disgusting

really disgusting or ur just being hypocritical

I was really enjoying it not until convulsion held her, now I'm half-dicked

Dafuq is ALTON?
Never heard of dis b4