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Business / Can I Change My BVN Picture? by kirchofff(m): 11:16am On Sep 21, 2017
Hello guys, don't know if this is the right section for this.

I registered my BVN in 2015 during the rush hour period. But I just discovered now the the picture there is a wrong picture. My biometrics also can't access the the BVN. I went to the branch or the bank where registered it(Skye bank) they said that pictures on BVN numbers can never be changed. My other details like names and date of birth are correct. I'm so devastated right now because there's something important I want to use it for...
Any advice please?
Thanks in anticipation.

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Phones / Re: See How Much It Cost Apple To Make The Iphone 10 by kirchofff(m): 12:51pm On Sep 16, 2017
maisauki:
What of...labor costs, advert cost, promo cost, taxes, cost of investment, etc
I think everything made up that amount mentioned
Health / Re: Mycoplasma Genitalium: What To Know About The New Sexually Transmitted Disease by kirchofff(m): 12:28pm On Sep 09, 2017
One pastor predicted this.

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Crime / Re: Alfa Tries To Use Lady For Ritual In Badagry, Lagos, Gets Caught. Photos by kirchofff(m): 10:02am On Sep 07, 2017
boman2014:
She looks like an actress in Nigeria movies. i can't remember her name


she looks like Angela Okorie. Google her to confirm
Health / Re: 3 Things You Must Do If You Find It Hard To Fall Asleep by kirchofff(m): 12:33am On Sep 05, 2017
FitnessDoctor:


Thank you, Kim

Hope you can join my blog everyday... I have at least one post for you everyday...
sup bro, please I'll send you a pm now, there's something I want to ask you. Thanks
Car Talk / Re: Bentley Unveils New £160,000 Continental GT With A Revolving Three-way Dashboard by kirchofff(m): 10:46am On Sep 03, 2017
mccoy47:
My God!!! And some odiots would still spend $1.5million on a senseless bugatti! angry
bro I wonder o...there are super cool cars within $100k-$200k range....and some people will still spend million $$ on some 2door shit..well, we shouldn't underestimate the power of money sha.
Romance / Re: Friendship With The Opposite Sex. by kirchofff(m): 10:51pm On Sep 01, 2017
obiorathesubtle:
cheesy


Main man..

I dy oh..

Long time..
Just dy hibernate bro

How your side?
u still dey flow for bbm?
Romance / Re: Friendship With The Opposite Sex. by kirchofff(m): 9:23pm On Sep 01, 2017
obiorathesubtle:

Mehn..

Someone should summarize this book
my nigga, where u been dey?
Celebrities / Re: AY Wants Hushpuppi To Confirm If His Gucci Bag Is Original by kirchofff(m): 9:47pm On Aug 31, 2017
It seems people don't understand this post. Gosh! This is damn too harsh.

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Phones / Re: My Hot 4 Stopped Charging. by kirchofff(m): 9:42pm On Aug 31, 2017
tosyne2much:
I know say you go don dey confused.. Anyway, I'm happy for you. D
baba no be small thing, phone wey I buy for march(50k) and as I dey I no get any spare money for any phone now. LOL
Phones / Re: My Hot 4 Stopped Charging. by kirchofff(m): 8:04pm On Aug 31, 2017
skino4united:

That's a other how to go about such issues. The first thing to do is to switch off the phone, remove the battery, Sim card, and any other things that can be removed. The problem you have now is that u left the phone on. Pls take my advice and take the phone to carlcare. Don't go to road side technicians o
it started working after I dried it. Thanks for your concern bro.
Phones / Re: My Hot 4 Stopped Charging. by kirchofff(m): 8:03pm On Aug 31, 2017
tosyne2much:
Since it got into the water, I guess it's going to be the charging IC that has gone faulty

Start by replacing the charging port first and let's if it will work [/i]
thanks bro, it started working after I dried it.
Phones / My Hot 4 Stopped Charging. by kirchofff(m): 4:02pm On Aug 31, 2017
Hello guys,
My hot 4 fell off my hand and fell inside water, I was fast enough to remove it(about a sec or 2). I then opened the back, though its only little water that got Into it; some few hours later I went to charge it and discovered it doesn't charge anymore.
Has anyone faced this issue before? This phone is just about 6months old.
Travel / Re: Woman From Switzerland Blasts Nigeria Immigration "They Tried To Scam Me" by kirchofff(m): 12:44pm On Aug 31, 2017
Chai. Naija is finished.
Pets / Re: Boerboel Attacks Thief That Tried Attacking The Dog Owner In Abia(Graphic Photo) by kirchofff(m): 5:52pm On Aug 30, 2017
mentorandfriend:
Any idea how much a puppy boerboel cost? Any reliable dealer in the house?
contact ishiamu , he's a known dealer in nairaland.
Pets / Re: Boerboel Attacks Thief That Tried Attacking The Dog Owner In Abia(Graphic Photo) by kirchofff(m): 5:49pm On Aug 30, 2017
I heard Rottweilers are more aggressive, what if it was a rott? The guy would have been killed o

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Career / Re: 4 Undeniable Reasons Why Your Comedy Career Isn't Growing by kirchofff(m): 11:15am On Aug 29, 2017
Narldon:





PLEASE I NEED ANSWERS



your mum came with police to know why you're not responding. Or someone else called the police while your mum came on her own to know what's wrong with u and they coincidentally walked in together.
Science/Technology / Re: A Florida Based Company Has Created Headphones That Can Get You High On Music. by kirchofff(m): 7:05pm On Aug 25, 2017
It's just a basic noise cancelation ear piece, but them come garnish am with nice product description.... Nice one I must say.

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Health / Your Eyes Needs Attention by kirchofff(m): 11:42pm On Aug 13, 2017
It may be hard to stop, but looking at your phone at night is a terrible idea.

Smartphone screens emit bright blue light so you can see them even at the sunniest times of day.

But at night, your brain gets confused by that light, as it mimics the brightness of the sun. This causes the brain to stop producing melatonin, a hormone that gives your body the "time to sleep" cues. Because of this, smartphone light can disrupt your sleep cycle, making it harder to fall and stay asleep - and potentially causing serious health problems along the way.
But, with every problem, engineers are always working tirelessly to bring a solution.
And here I am with the solution "Fashion Half Frame UV/Blue Ray Radiation Blocking Computer Glasses".
If you spend quality time with your phone or computer at night, I think this is the best solution for you.
It's cool and lightweight. Its convenient on the eyes. It also reduces the emittion of UV rays by 85%(which is good) for your eyes and brain.

To get this glasses send a direct message to my email obettaofficial@gmail.com.
It's very affordable and convenient.

Romance / Re: I Express Myself Better In Writing Than In Speaking. by kirchofff(m): 2:07pm On Aug 09, 2017
Lalas247:
Many are out there mute praying to God for one day to speak
And you are here wishing it on yourself .. you are just timid but express yourself better with written words .. less flaws maybe but there is absolutely nothing wrong

My bro hates talking that's cause when he speaks no one understands him, he talks way to fast not a big deal but when it comes to writing or typing he can do it for Naija lol wink
Do you stutter?
no, I dont. I just dont find the right words to express myself and I make a lot of errors.I try to speak fast. Thanks for your concern.

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Romance / I Express Myself Better In Writing Than In Speaking. by kirchofff(m): 10:19am On Aug 09, 2017
Don't know if this is the right section.
I can express myself a lot better through writing than I can through talking. I enjoy writing and I like to think I am good at it. When I write, I sound intelligent, and can get my point across effectively. However, every time I open my mouth to speak, I sound like a total idiot. Everything always comes out wrong; nothing ever comes out right. I can never get across what I am trying to convey. People never "get the point" of what I am saying; it's very frustrating. I have a lot of intelligent thoughts and good ideas, but if I try to express them verbally, it always sounds really garbled and disjointed. What is VERY frustrating is when I am right and the other person is wrong, but because they can express themselves verbally and I cannot, it ends up looking like they know a lot more than I do. I am eloquent when I write, but when I talk, I stammer and fumble and look like a fool. I almost need an interpreter because I can never make myself be understood, and the other person always has some quick, smart-sounding answer and I feel like they have "shown me up". I sometimes wish I were a mute, because talking always frustrates me. How do I overcome this? Anyone been through this?

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Politics / Re: What Measure Do You Think We Can Use To Generate 24/7 Electricity? by kirchofff(m): 7:23am On Aug 07, 2017
mikolo80:
does govt force you to add your I pass my Neigbour to the grid
here we talking about some mega watts or huge kilowatt, or will your nuclear turbine produce 5kva of power?
Business / Re: 7 Must-have Qualities If You Want To Succeed In Any Online Business by kirchofff(m): 12:37am On Aug 07, 2017
Bigboyz32:
See live video of me loggin into my fiverr account with proof of earnings,


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KUZpJmE8J58&feature=youtu.be

If you want to learn how I did it, CLICK HERE One among my fiverr IDs is Felmic. Thomas n co can check it out grin
hello bro, under what niche are you? And I'd like to rapor more with you, I've pmd you, please check your mail.
Politics / Re: What Measure Do You Think We Can Use To Generate 24/7 Electricity? by kirchofff(m): 11:28pm On Aug 06, 2017
mikolo80:
Let's form power users association and build our own gas turbines for our estates, residential and industrial
the government will force you to add it to the national grid.

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Business / Re: Manufacturers Spent N129.95bn On Independent Power In 2016 – Report by kirchofff(m): 11:23am On Aug 06, 2017
davidif:


Well power is generated by a state company for starters.
what do you mean my state company?
Business / Re: Manufacturers Spent N129.95bn On Independent Power In 2016 – Report by kirchofff(m): 8:23am On Aug 06, 2017
Imagine the amount companies spend on power generation, its so outrageous. But why hasn't our power be fixed all this while, is it that there's not enough money or no go contractor could figure it out? I also notice we still use hydro power plants where other advanced country use nuclear energy to generate power. We need serious restructuring in this nation.
Business / I Didn't See "Get Card" Option On Payoneer Website. by kirchofff(m): 12:15pm On Aug 05, 2017
Good day guys, I've just registered with payoneer on their website, submitted the required details and I'm yet to see anywhere with "order card". Does me registering means I've automatically ordered the card? Thanks in anticipation.
Education / Re: Human Brain Vs Computer by kirchofff(m): 10:44am On Aug 05, 2017
OrestesDante:


One of the greatest lies I have ever heard. Human brain is Far far and super than a computer.

You know the number of impulses sent to the brain every nanosecond.

The number of colour sent by the eyes and processed by the brain, heart beat regulation, digestive system, circulatory system, hormonal regulation etc. Your judgment is based on calculations. What about the emotional intelligence of man. Verbal intelligence......


In fact, the human brain created the fastest computer


Swerve abeg! Go and learn more about the human brain.
you have a point bro, I never looked at the big picture. Thanks for the correction through.
Education / Re: Human Brain Vs Computer by kirchofff(m): 2:41am On Aug 05, 2017
sinaj:
Pls explain the part where you said the computer is faster than the brain.
yes computer is faster than the brain, computers can process millions of data's in a second which the brain can't. With just one click a computer will bring a data stored in the one millionth page of a file. Cc lalasticlala cc seun
Education / Human Brain Vs Computer by kirchofff(m): 1:01am On Aug 05, 2017
Human brain vs computer
Since the improvement of computers which were known to be mere calculators, to super computers which now forecast weathers, fly planes, examines human bodies and so on.
There's been comparisons and arguments on which is perfect, superior and to be trusted.
These argument prompted this article, so I'll analyze.

There are similarities between the human brain and the computer.
1) They both process.
2) They are both fast( though, the computer is faster).
3)They both can be comprised.

But there is one big difference between them. The human brain is totally independent.
Once the computer has been programmed, it can never perform above its range of program or sophistication.
The human brain too has a range and level of sophistication, but with some exception which is independence. Independence in this sense means that no matter how compromised(what it has been made to understand from birth) or trained, a human brain will still have an iota of control in it.

Human brains have self doubts, the human brains still doubts what they've been programmed to know or to understand for a very long time. This makes the human brain unpredictable, that's why humans have trust issues and computer will never have.
Let's look at this scenarios. A football match between Barcelona and derby county.

If you're asked to stake your life on Barcelona to win which obviously is the stronger and better side with world-class players like Leo messi, Luis Suarez and Andre iniesta, you'd still doubt and fear for your life. Even when the odd is 1.03 vs 25.0. Lol, of course life is involved, but let's take a look at this other scenario.
A HP mini laptop with a 1 gig ram(single core) and a 1.5GHz clock speed assigned to compete with a Mac book which has an 8 gig ram and a 3.5GHz clock speed(quad core) to copy a 50gig file from a flash drive to the HDD.

If you are asked to stake on the Mac book to finish before the the HP mini I'm sure you won't be scared a bit.
Because deep down you know there's NO way the HP mini would win provided that they are both in good conditions. So you see why no matter how fast, powerful and intelligent a computer might be, it should never be compared to the human brain.
If you like the article please comment or like. Good day.

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Webmasters / Re: Is It Advisable To Blog With A Phone? by kirchofff(m): 2:38pm On Jul 24, 2017
MrTechy:

yeah it's wordpress nd it's host by domainking best domain host ever
foreign or naija domain?
Business / Re: 5 Lessons I Have Learnt From Earning Over N6 Million On Fiverr by kirchofff(m): 10:56am On Jul 24, 2017
Bigboyz32:

Click here to see a detailed tutorial on how to do it it so you can follow through.
bro please help me out, ever since I've been on fiverr I've made no sales, since last year, will you mail me on obettajoseph10 @gmail.com so that we'll discuss better, thanks

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