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Car Talk / Re: Watch :Turbinator II Becomes The First Wheel-Driven Vehicle To Reach 503mph by kirchofff(m): 12:51pm On Oct 17, 2018
it's only a jet engine that can produce such speed. not sure if a piston engine can attain such.
TV/Movies / Re: Review Of "Merry Men: The Real Yoruba Demons" *no Spoilers* by kirchofff(m): 12:34pm On Oct 15, 2018
evavista:
I slept off while watching, the story line was wack, Nigerian directors should just stay on their love stories.The last scene (the Proposal) was nice sha undecided
I swear, this is the most boring movie I've watched in recent time. I was just praying for it to finish so that I can find my way. the storyline was %100 wack.
Travel / Re: Nonso Muojeke Classmates To Stop His Deportation From Ireland To Nigeria (Photos by kirchofff(m): 8:07pm On Oct 13, 2018
save nonso...... as if he was being sent to jail.

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Romance / Re: Ladies Name One Thing Men Do That Turns You Off But They Think It's A Turn On by kirchofff(m): 12:34am On Sep 27, 2018
selfwife:
it triggers breathing difficulties for me.
u asthmatic?

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Celebrities / Re: Powede Lawrence Gets A Car From Husband, Ikenna Awujo by kirchofff(m): 10:31am On Sep 19, 2018
Justnice11:
No sleep in Hell!

I used to struggle with insomnia. Some people don’t know how terrible it is and how painful it is to live without sleep. I used to pray, “oh God have mercy on me. Just let me get some sleep please.” Imagine if you can’t get sleep and you have a huge headache or some type of pain. In Hell there will be no sleep.

You will be tired all the time. Along with tiredness you will be in fire, in pain, continuous guilt, and more. You will be screaming and crying in Hell “all I want is some sleep!”
how did you now get rid of the sleep problem?
Pets / Re: Would You Allow Your Dog To Kill A Thief/Robber In Your Home? by kirchofff(m): 10:42am On Sep 09, 2018
Fourwinds:
your ignorance is pathetic... I'm even ashamed that a grown up person could say this...


please don't ever mention this thing were enlightened people are...they will laugh u...


go to google and check various security dogs...the sight of them will tell u what they can do
I don't know your age, but you talk like a teenager. I know about dogs more than you do and I would repeat what I've said. no dog would be powerful enough to kill a grown man. I'm not talking about a teenager a teenager like you. I'm taking grown man. Now can you stop mentioning me kid.

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Pets / Re: Would You Allow Your Dog To Kill A Thief/Robber In Your Home? by kirchofff(m): 4:59am On Sep 09, 2018
rumenase:



can you stand a 300lbs OEM? boerboel, rott, kangal....... the list is endless
so you won't be able to maneuver these dogs?
Pets / Re: Would You Allow Your Dog To Kill A Thief/Robber In Your Home? by kirchofff(m): 6:07pm On Sep 08, 2018
Horus:


Yes dogs can kill human



https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zEoolkhAlIU

2 Pit Bulls Kill Their Owner
dogs can only kill weak humans like children and women and the elderly ones, but can't imagine it killing a full grown man.
Celebrities / Re: Mompha, His Wife And Children Fly First Class To India (Photos) by kirchofff(m): 1:50pm On Sep 08, 2018
gaby:

Much thanks bro, it's 1,200#
how do I get it?
Celebrities / Re: Mompha, His Wife And Children Fly First Class To India (Photos) by kirchofff(m): 1:13pm On Sep 08, 2018
gaby:
Insecurity plus inferiority complex issues...these are tell-tale signs and the after effect of a man who had it so bad and never expected he would turn out well. It is a condition more visible among our race.

They tend to always forget those they had been in the depraved state with, and instead always feel the need to taunt them by showing-off and happy to have moved a notch from their peers.

And when the others attain the same position, they instinctively continue in the same manner and a cycle is birthed.

Enjoy my siggy
bros how much is your book in naira, don't have time for amazon wahala
Romance / Re: What Made You Lose Interest In Someone You Were Wooing? by kirchofff(m): 1:10pm On Sep 07, 2018
sodiqapril:
like most Nigerian girls, she is boring AF...chatting with most Nigeria girls identical to chatting with a robot..i think its due to this their stupid pride...i've like five White girls I chat with on watsapp, we met on Instagram..(I use my real name and pictures), we are just friends.I've Even gone as far as making video calls with one of them..the level of maturity and lack of boredom in the way these girls converse has made me sworn not to waste my energy chasing Nigeria girls..what most of them understand is money but there are few exceptions sha
baba no girl is boring, they are only boring when they don't like you.

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Business / Re: China's Billion Dollar Loans To Africa: Why US Should Be Worried by kirchofff(m): 5:28pm On Sep 04, 2018
DaniDani:
I like this. USA cannot remain at the center forever. They have ruled and ruined for too long. Roman power, German invasion, and British Colonial Administration etc they reigned and left for others. USA should prepare for China to Mount the center stage
china would be far worse than USA if they gain the Power they seek.

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Fashion / Re: Pageantry Is Not A Waste Of Time. (pics) by kirchofff(m): 3:58am On Aug 18, 2018
lanicky:



At the bolded..

Sir, in my opinion I recommend every young girl participate in at least one pageant! It's a lot of fun, aside that, they become women with higher standard of living.

Not all winners are dumb and ugly..lol grin and about sleeping with pageantry organisers.. This is true, girls are pressured to sleep with some of the organizers, but I for one would rather go home than sleep with anybody just to get a crown.
I hold a title now, and I can boldly say I didn't sleep with no body to wear my crown. smiley


I get ur point though... There are two sides to a coin.
hey lanicky, you're in ACE right? I've send you a dm.
Romance / Re: 5 Qualities You Should Consider Minor In Marriage! by kirchofff(m): 5:43am On Aug 04, 2018
this post is so swallow. op next time work on the depth of your contents.

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Crime / Re: 4 Notorious Kidnappers & Cultists Killed In Eleme, Rivers State (Graphic Photos) by kirchofff(m): 5:46pm On Jul 20, 2018
gidgiddy:


Let me tell you something, when you become as bad as the criminals you are against, then there is no difference between you and them.

I'm not against our security agents going after criminals, bringing them to book and even gunning down the armed ones. What I'm against is when a criminal suspect is captured alive then killed by the same security agents. That is murder and cannot support murder by anybody.

If we encourage this sort of thing, nothing stops the same security agents from picking up you or I, gunning us down, putting a few guns by our dead bodies, and claiming we are kidnappers.

We will be too dead to defend ourselves.
hey bro, stop replying these guys, they've allowed their emotions to cloud their thoughts. they don't know that every suspect is not guilty until proven otherwise buy a court.
Politics / Re: See The Newly Constructed Obollo Eke-agala-okpaligo Road In Enugu by kirchofff(m): 11:13am On Jul 15, 2018
Amarabae:
Enugu is always blessed with quiet governors that are performing well.
The average enugu man hate noise
you're very right about this, I'm an enugu guy and I know this. enugu guys hate being in the limelight.
Romance / Re: My Fiancee Sent Her Nude To A Married Father Of 2 In US by kirchofff(m): 10:54am On Jul 15, 2018
Gidilagoon:
Pls house, I don’t know if am being stupid or not man enough but I just have to share this with you guys just for an advice.. it might be long as I really want to express myself pls.

I have been dating this girl going to 2years now and we are planning to settle down probably next year. I have known this girl for a very long time because we have dated before when I just got admitted to university but we ended after short period.

So After few years that we’av graduated, we met again and fortunately we were both still single ,so we decided to start dating again and this time we are more serious and planning for future, I realized she must have dated many guys when I left her because it was a long time ago, so I decided to change her phone number just to avoid any connection with any guy from her past since am planning my future with her now, but after awhile I noticed some of these guys still chat her on FB and Instagram and she replies, and one even sent her money and I was totally mad at her but later we resolved it.

So back to the main issue that just came up recently . I don’t know what took me to her Facebook profile and I decided to go through her messages, I noticed one of the guy she claimed to be her uncle was a man friend she has known from the past, this guy Is married with 2kids living in US. I noticed my girl sent her nude to him and they were having sex chat, so I acted like I didn’t see anything and I invited her to my house the next day and tell her what I saw, then she started crying, immediately I gave her 3 hot slap and asked her to leave my apartment but she wouldn’t leave but kept crying on the floor and said she’s ready to swear with death if such ever happened again, that she was just stupid.

Well I dragged her out of my house, and since then all her family from different places have been calling me pleading on her behalf except her Mom and Dad which she can’t tell about it. I noticed she has changed her phone number and delete her Facebook account after what happened, but I told her it’s already late when her aunty called me...

Honestly I still love her, because she’s the only girl I ever fell for but won’t I look stupid if I accept all the pleading and continue with her? And can such girl make a good wife? She’s too vulnerable, too emotional and she has dated a lot of guys in the past, so it scares the hell out of me to settle down with her, so that man no go die untimely death..

Her aunty said she wants to come and meet me this weekend but I told her I will get back to her. Do you think I should let her come?

Pls mature men in the house don’t abuse me, just advice your guy abeg.
bro you fuckrd up by slapping her. about the main issue : follow your heart, be open minded, does she deserve your second chance? reflect.

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Religion / Re: Why You Should Avoid Sexual Immoralities On Campus by kirchofff(m): 10:42am On Jul 15, 2018
AK481:
Make student no fucck again?

Then they will masturbate, ceaselessly.


Show me a man that doesn’t Bleep and yet doesn’t mastubate.


I will show u a liar.
I don't understand people, how can't i have sexual feelings when I'm medically okay. instead if preaching safe sex or faithfulness they will be stating the impossible.
Webmasters / Re: Advantages Of Securing Your Website With SSL Certificates. by kirchofff(m): 7:33am On Jul 13, 2018
came at right time, thanks mr op
Sports / Re: Eden, Thorgan And Kylian Hazard In France Shirts For Past World Cup (photos) by kirchofff(m): 1:37pm On Jul 10, 2018
SolexxBarry:
Cute,i hope Belgium wins this world cup

Instagram of 14k and 7k active followers for sale,cal or whatsapp 08133261377
real followers or bot?
Health / Re: I Fell And Hit My Head On The Wall. by kirchofff(m): 5:38am On Jul 09, 2018
oxypress:
There is no trauma to the head that must be taken as simple as that!

Someone fell in a bath tub and ended with partial seizures till today.
Another one fell in a bathtub and 'yamutu' till today.

If a boxer receives a jolting blow on the head, falls down and wants to continue to fight, NO: he has lost the fight. The match will be stoped. The same thing for a footballer; he will discontinue the match.

What do people think happened to Muhammed Ali or Rashid Yekini?
In a blow or fall with the head as target the tissues of the brain strike against the bonny skull with force and may result in a bruise. This bruise may not even be evident on a scan. Much later the bruise forms a scar and blood supply is disorganised. (katakata don burst be dat o).
In your case, if you did not end up with headache (which means something went wrong inside the brain) one would have said you are free. This is not to scare you but to state the truth as it is. Dont just do machoman and take it lightly.
Answer the questions: Did you see stars? Did you shout? Did you feel dizzy? Where you unconcious even for a second?
thanks for your concern, i was very conscious, but felt a slight headache and a little light headed. star? i didn't see any star, but i had a little Noise in my ear(similar to when you get an hot slap). it was all a scary experience though.
Health / Re: I Fell And Hit My Head On The Wall. by kirchofff(m): 11:21pm On Jul 08, 2018
SenorFax:
You have nothing to fear unless you woke up 15mins after you hit you head.
thanks for your concern sir, are you a doctor or medical personnel?
Health / I Fell And Hit My Head On The Wall. by kirchofff(m): 10:45pm On Jul 08, 2018
hello guys, i just want to know if there's any cause for alarm. I was bathing this evening and, mistakenly i fell and hit my head on the wall of the bathroom. I got up immediately(with a slight headache) but i don't know there's a need for 4
a scan whatsoever. Apart from the slight headache i feel nothing more. doctors in the house hope I'll be fine.
thanks in anticipation.
Car Talk / Re: 9 Most Common Car-buying Mistakes To Avoid by kirchofff(m): 1:00pm On Jul 07, 2018
AutoSpaNg:
For those in Abuja, who have luxury cars like Benz, Lexus SUV's, Toyota SUV's and other exotic cars. please don't make the mistake of taking them to a roadside mechanic to damage your beauty. bring them to our Modern Vehicle Repair Facility where our diagnostic check is always on point and our repairs are strictly professional and we give warranties to our customers on any repair. if we tell you something is wrong with your car and we ask you to purchase a part and in the end the problem persists we will refund your money and continue the repairs. Call us now: 08189742614 Auto Spa is our name.
don't you have a logo or banner? that's what will convince people that you're professional.. contact me to get a colorful logo for your brand. good luck.
Celebrities / Re: Wizkid's Photo And Handshake With His Mother Got Fans Talking by kirchofff(m): 10:41am On Jul 06, 2018
what kind of shit fonts is that?

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Health / Re: Masturbation: I Think I Have PE And ED, I'm Just 20 by kirchofff(m): 6:45am On Jul 06, 2018
lostluggage:
Lol this issa killer.. I really don't know how you can quit ehn but bro fapping kills.

Nothing kills motivation and drains youthful energy as masturbation .

I pray you find help soon.
how does fapping drain youthful energy, Expanciate
Investment / Re: I Need An Advice On The Best Way To Invest My 200k. by kirchofff(m): 4:56pm On Jun 27, 2018
0079jaBond:

Bro, how busy can you be as a student to start your mini importation business?
I think I prefer drop shipping that I won't have own a store. thanks for your concern dear.
Investment / Re: I Need An Advice On The Best Way To Invest My 200k. by kirchofff(m): 2:16pm On Jun 27, 2018
Perfecttouch:
i dont know how busy u are but you can invest in popcorn business.
the machine cost 100000k ,
bag of imported corn is 10000
butter cost per carton 6800
quarter bag of sugar for 4000
industrial milk is 1200per kg
measuring cup 400
milk flavor 650 for half
everything will cost you 23050.
excluding machine cost.
a bag will fetch you 36400and you will have some sugar and butter
so 36400-23050 equals 13350
now to venture into popcorn business you must be in a busy area where u can finish a bag in a day.
i do finsh a bag in a day at my location in ilorin and i have 2 locations
now to the maxhine part
get a mobile machine that you can put all your ingredients at the back and push it to ur designated place it is gas powered you dont need generated or nepa light and it also powers itself on at nigth with the aid of a 12v 18mah battery see samples below
thanks bro. I'm a student and I don't have that time. and also, It's such a bad idea to put someone in a business that I can't always be around to know what's up.
thanks for your suggestion by the way. I'm grateful.

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Investment / I Need An Advice On The Best Way To Invest My 200k. by kirchofff(m): 1:11pm On Jun 27, 2018
i have a spare 200k that i'm not using for now and i need the best way to invest it. should i go for T.bills or fix deposit? how much interest will i get with 200k investment maybe over 6 months or so?
thanks in anticipation.
Sports / Re: Burj Khalifa Celebrates Super Eagles (Photos And Video) by kirchofff(m): 11:50pm On Jun 23, 2018
Smellymouth:
Musa’s instagram followers rose from 170k to 250k followers in one day. Goal video has reached over 500k views on IG. Twitter picture he posted has reached 50k retweets. Never has his social media accounts attracted such traffic.
May Allah bless us all with success..
Alhamdullilah..
baba agba, where u go hide na?

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Celebrities / Re: Phyno Flaunts His White Roll Royce As He Shares New Dope Photos by kirchofff(m): 12:21pm On Jun 20, 2018
dizon:

Are u in this country at all? Phyno bought that car about three months ago, it was the talk of the town then. Any way Google is your friend, "you can go and confirm it yeba" in Kizz Daniel's voice
so you mean he flew his car to us to use? its okay.
Travel / Re: British Airways Rejects Credit Card Payment For Trips To Nigeria, Due To Fraud by kirchofff(m): 6:25pm On Jun 09, 2018
IamD18:


An average Nigerian is a criminal. Either directly or indirectly.
shey you know that foreigners are also on this forum

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