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Jobs/Vacancies / Re: My Boss Did This Yesterday by Kirkman: 6:38pm On Jan 14, 2023
Dey deceive yourself with your useless imaginary stories that you concoct in your head during your leisure time.

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Politics / Re: Buhari: We Will Improve Security, Revamp Economy Before Leaving Office by Kirkman: 8:31am On Jan 12, 2023
So this Oloshi somebody still get mouth to dey talk. Government of " We will" and "We shall". See someone that the masses are supposed to throw stones at whenever he drives by.
What he couldn't do in 8 years is the magic that he wants to perform in the next 4 months..
Career / Re: Here Is What Different Berets Mean In The Nigerian Air Force by Kirkman: 12:28pm On Jan 11, 2023
kuntash:



That officer whose photo appeared there , do you have her consent to share her photo ?
Someone that is late since how many years now.
Car Talk / Re: This Nigerian Mechanic Has Gone Viral After A Video Show Him Lifting An Engine by Kirkman: 8:35am On Jan 11, 2023
Ologundudu2020:


If he’s my brother, I would have cautioned him never to repeat such act again, that’s very unprofessional, it’s 2023 for God sake , what if something goes wrong, and the engine shift, so we start looking for who to donate legs or what? Even the car is not safe working that way.
I can only give him an accolade for lifting that heavy engine but not for working safe.
Nigerian and following safety procedures is appalling.
Family / Re: I Beat Up My Wife. She Cheated On Me. by Kirkman: 7:49pm On Jan 06, 2023
Here lies the Genesis and Revelations of your current predicament that you have found yourself in..

"When we newly met and I was trying to get her to be my girlfriend, she refused because she was dating another man. I did not give up on her, I kept on doing everything to remain close to this woman to the extent of going to clear her father’s farm just to be on her good side"

You saw the signs but yet you chose to be a hero. Women these days don't appreciate or acknowledge the good men In their lives.
And I sympathize with you for what you are going through right now, you don't deserve it at all and it's not the best way to start the year 2023. Just take a holiday somewhere to clear your head..

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Car Talk / Re: $3M Dollars Bugatti Chiron Spotted Being Pushed On The Streets In Ghana (Photo) by Kirkman: 6:43pm On Jan 05, 2023
PellsKodak:
Mechanic that will repair it is probably pricing a Lexus of 15million right now grin cheesy
They can't repair it in Africa here. That Bugatti is going back to its factory in Molsheim; France for repairs.
Phones / Re: Fairly Used Mtn Hynetflex Router With Usb Cable For Powerbank Charging by Kirkman: 2:22pm On Jan 05, 2023
Oga fear God nah! This your greediness Na wa o! Something that MTN is selling at their stores for 10k
Romance / Re: Am I Being Unlucky Or I'm At Fault by Kirkman: 2:17pm On Jan 05, 2023
grin you dey date naija girls, you never cheee sumtin yet..
Romance / Re: She Got Married Two Months Back And Wants Her Boyfriend Back by Kirkman: 7:07pm On Jan 04, 2023
Enny2013:

Soo...what she's doing now will make d parents happy?
Her life and her choices to make. From the write up; money and prestige is a determining factor why she was forced to choose otherwise.
Romance / Re: She Got Married Two Months Back And Wants Her Boyfriend Back by Kirkman: 9:20pm On Jan 03, 2023
Enny2013:
Manipulator at it.
Y didn't she refuse d marriage initially?
This is Medicine after death.
Cos this is the Northern region her parents and other family members will disown her and see her as an outcast.
Romance / Re: She Got Married Two Months Back And Wants Her Boyfriend Back by Kirkman: 9:19pm On Jan 03, 2023
grin from this write-up, I see two abokis fighting over kpekus soon.. if Na our southwest here, our youruba demon brothers will be planning on how to give her belle by now.

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Romance / Re: My Experience With Her, After Sex. by Kirkman: 8:08pm On Jan 03, 2023
Marry her if you want to put an end to the after-sex guilt...
Autos / Re: 2005-2008 Toyota Avensis: Can ₦‎2.5m Get Me This Car? by Kirkman: 1:05pm On Jan 03, 2023
A very clean Nigerian used, Yes but a foreign vehicle, never..

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Romance / Re: Do You Do This Too As A Single Guy? by Kirkman: 11:21pm On Jan 01, 2023
Connected1:

What do you think?

Well she's took my kindness for foolishness, I took very good care of her when she became sick three times in one month, I always checked on her everyday, paid in full for all her medical bills and she assumed I was madly in love with her or I won't dump her if she starts misbehaving.

That's it, her level of thinking was low and I left her for good without even thinking twice, she was marveled cheesy

I like women who are wise, a guy spending and taking good care of you doesn't mean he has no options or sees you as gold, I do same for everyone I care about but she got it all wrong, even if it was so, she's not supposed to behave that way.

Well, that's her business now.

For the sex part, I heard her testimonies from her friend who finds delight in backstabbing her.
Bro..preach on o!! grin

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Autos / Re: Super Clean 2007 Infiniti G35 With Original Custom Duty by Kirkman: 6:37pm On Jan 01, 2023
TheBTCinvestor:


This car nearly sent me to the village in 2018..kai from one problem to the other till I sold for 500k lipsrsealed
Was it an issue of lack of parts or lack of a competent mechanic to maintain the vehicle for you?
Romance / Re: Do You Do This Too As A Single Guy? by Kirkman: 3:43pm On Jan 01, 2023
If to say you marry this one she will finish you with expensive eateries and eddible catering coupled with monthly IPhone subscription just before you start life and you will take loans from banks just to keep up with her lifestyle and before you blink you will be quickly broke and with huge banks debts hanging over your neck. Choose wisely man.
Thank God she revealed her true colours to you early and not later when you must have taken it to extremely serious levels.

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Romance / Re: Help, I'm Losing My Mind. Could I Be Pregnant? by Kirkman: 2:40pm On Dec 30, 2022
Benediciere:
Thank you. But emphasis on he didn't penetrate me at all.
Learn how to calm down ok. It's the postinor that messed up your period cycle. You will see your period in the next few days..
Politics / Re: I’m Not Spare Tyre, I Do Not ‘Bedwet’ — NNPP Presidential Candidate, Kwankwaso by Kirkman: 9:02am On Dec 28, 2022
Zarzah:
Notice how he didn't mention names but we all know who he's talking about.

Just like when we say vote wisely, that same group becomes angry.....

Never will I vote for someone who's teeth has the same color as the Roofs in Ibadan villages....

Again, I didn't mention names. grin

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Phones / Re: My One Week Review Of Starlink Nigeria by Kirkman: 4:40pm On Dec 27, 2022
Oga myspace, only you Swift NG, Spectranet and MTN 5G Routers. E be like say Nigerian ISP's don really frustrate you o!

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Crime / Re: Lawyer, Bolanle Raheem, Shot Dead By Police In Lagos On Christmas Day by Kirkman: 10:07am On Dec 26, 2022
What a very sad and devastating news to read this morning. undecided May God give her eternal rest and always comfort her husband. As for the policeman judgement is already on his neck..

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Nairaland / General / Re: Send A Shoutout To Nairalanders That Made You Smile This Year by Kirkman: 7:42pm On Dec 25, 2022
My shoutout goes to Isabi4lov. Thanks for all that you do. Till then...

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Politics / Re: Anger In Osun Over Governor Adeleke's Lagos Holiday by Kirkman: 9:20am On Dec 24, 2022
When Oyetola was attending book launches and parties in Lagos with Tunibu and following his druglord master about like a houseboy why didn't they complain back then?

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Celebrities / Re: Jasmine, Mr. Ibu's Daughter Attends Party In Wears Partly Revealing Her Buttocks by Kirkman: 9:18am On Dec 24, 2022
See as she and the so called friend dressed up like ashewos. Arrant nonsense.

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Celebrities / Re: 14 Nigerian Celebrity Marriages That Crashed in 2022, Still Counting (Photos) by Kirkman: 9:07am On Dec 24, 2022
sad no zeal and patience to make marriages work again these days . Any small thing now, divorce is the best option for them. Na wa o!
The devil is really working overtime.
Celebrities / Re: I Was Already Famous Without Pocolee & Olamide, Nobody Made Me- Portable (Video) by Kirkman: 8:22pm On Dec 22, 2022
grin oh! Ye idiot, your downfall is coming very soon.
Celebrities / Re: Lady ‘in Court’ After Man Sent Her N3k Transport Fare And She Never Showed Up by Kirkman: 2:03pm On Dec 22, 2022
Stupid simp. He deserved what he got..
Celebrities / Re: BBNaija's Tega Lists Qualities She Wants In A Man Without It Leading To Marriage by Kirkman: 8:56am On Dec 21, 2022
So she wants all the perks of friends with benefits without anyone labelling her as a hoe right? grin
Health / Re: Final Year Student In Okopoly Commits Suicide After Girlfriend Dumped Him by Kirkman: 11:06pm On Nov 19, 2022
And the girl that this selfish bastard killed himself for will be doing this to the guy that she dumped him for to celebrate his death.

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Romance / Re: My girlfriend is Pregnant by Kirkman: 7:11pm On Nov 19, 2022
Nicepoker:
If you know you ain't responsible take me along let's go and deny the pregnancy grin

Romance / Re: My girlfriend is Pregnant by Kirkman: 7:00pm On Nov 19, 2022
kingmeme:
the last time I cum inside her is 2months ago and I advised her to take drugs afterwards which I believe she did.
I don't know the pregnancy weeks because we did blood test but the pregnancy is still fresh not up to 2months.
The last sex is 5weeks ago and I didn't cum inside her.

Quick question: can pre-cum cause pregnancy?


Pre-cum is just enough to make you a father.

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Romance / Re: A Pastor Raped My Female Cousin by Kirkman: 4:50pm On Nov 19, 2022
You warned her against going and she still carried her stubborn head to the devils church. Let her face the consequences of her foolishness. Why is it that when it comes to religious matters some women are so stupid and defensive of a so called man of God.

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Politics / Re: Finance Ministry Requests $8.92m World Bank Loan For Stationery, Others by Kirkman: 10:55am On Nov 19, 2022
Thieves. Make dem use out of the $20milion naira Abacha loot that they just recovered to fund their stationery budget. Instead of piling debts for the next administration and future Nigerians to pay up.

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