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Jobs/Vacancies / Re: Looking For An Experienced Article Writer Proficient Writing In Sport Niche by kissinggourami: 10:06am On Nov 13, 2021
MdNice1:

This is another scammer on the loose! Name: Philip Farm

@MdNice1. The article was not accepted by the client. The copyright of the article is 100% yours. Do with it as you seem fit.

Use a certified Plagiarism checker. If you find your article published anywhere, please report the page as it wasn't from the client. Your article does not meet up to the standard of the client. Rejection is normal in the world of article writing. Rise above it and take corrections.

A client is not at your mercy to accept whatever you write, just because you wrote it. I wish you the best in your future writing endeavours
Jobs/Vacancies / Looking For An Experienced Article Writer Proficient Writing In Sport Niche by kissinggourami: 2:43pm On Nov 10, 2021
The available project is mostly on soccer - all types.

I need a writer that's able to deliver an average of 2000 words within 24hours from the time the topic is given. Minimum word count weekly is 4000 words (2-3 articles)

Pay rate: N2.5/word. After the client's editor reviews the article, every single approved word will be paid for

I'll give topics with instructions. Instructions contain the intent, structure and word count of the article. It is imperative that the article's intent and structure is followed. There's no compromise on this part please.

I'll send samples of accepted articles as guide to show what is expected.

Side note: You'll be required to write a sample article on a given topic. There's no guarantee you'll be paid for it.

I'll pick an available topic for you to write on. If you deliver on time and the topic is still available on the board (other writers are picking topics daily), I'll submit to the client. If it is accepted, then you'll be paid for this as your first job for November.

Send an email to krazywriterz@gmail.com

Please if you don't have experience writing about sports, especially soccer, allow those with the necessary skills to get noticed.
NYSC / Re: FG Reacts To Death Of Three Corpers In Kano, Zamfara And Bayelsa Camps by kissinggourami: 11:20am On Dec 05, 2016
ifyalways:
I've never seen an hausa corper sha undecided

Obviously you've not gone for NYSC. Just be patient, corp members of Hausa descent will soon come your way.

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Webmasters / Re: How Can I Withdraw My Online Money by kissinggourami: 7:01am On Jun 10, 2016
@OP

Among all the options available, Payoneer is the cheapest. Depending on the website, it costs just about $2 to move it to your payoneer account. Loading the money instantly will cost you $2.5 but if you can wait for 2 business days, it'd be credited for free.

BUT, you'd have to sign up for a free payoneer card. It'd be shipped freely to you in Nigeria but it takes about 21 days (a good option if you don't need the money immediately). I'd still advise you sign up and get your card because it'd help you in the future.

Usually I wouldn't advice you go with this option but ZUBY77 has made a reasonable appeal. Send him a screenshot of the exact amount of money you have and let him credit your Nigerian account. Immediately you get payment notification, send the money to him through PayPal (the 5% is a fair transfer fee, in my opinion). He'll have his money within a minute. DO NOT SEND ANYBODY MONEY. I DON'T WANT TO READ YOUR STORY OF HOW YOU GOT SCAMMED!

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Politics / Re: Photos: Son Of Former AGF Mohammed Adoke Crashes Father's N40m Porsche Car While by kissinggourami: 3:53pm On Jul 09, 2015
We all know how the story will end; the son walks freely

So I'd rather dwell on the silver lining here. Owner of that 1998 Camry suddenly wakes up to a new car of his dreams. To let the steam cool off quickly, I'd advice he milks this opportunity.

These politician's kids and the likes will never stop using abuja road's for their "Tokyo drift". While I advice everyone to be on the lookout and jejely swerve to avoid impact and possible loss of life and since the FRSC is feigning ignorance on these practices, I'd suggest anyone looking for a new car to use their old cars as speed breaks for the next Fast and Furious exhibition
Agriculture / Re: Catfish Breeders: A Snapshot Of My One Room Hatchery by kissinggourami: 8:19am On Jun 22, 2015
Whizpeter:
I wonder the kinda odour that room will be emitting with the poor ventilation
With the system of culture he's using (flow-through), there's hardly any odour generated. The water from the inlet flushes all residual feed and faeces out through the outlet, with little or no time for bacteria and fungi buildup.

I've personally enterred this particular hatchery and you'll be amazed with the level of construction. So no, there's no odour originating from the culture water.

Thanks!
Fashion / Re: Upload Your Best Picture Without Make-ups. Team-natural-beauty by kissinggourami: 11:15pm On Apr 23, 2015
perry2020:

Hahahahaha padi of life,
U came to look for a wife here abi.

Lmaooo!!! All things being equal, I should not be searching again when I have you Na!

As the only person I'm following, na your comments drag me enter this topic o.
Fashion / Re: Upload Your Best Picture Without Make-ups. Team-natural-beauty by kissinggourami: 10:47pm On Apr 23, 2015
[quote author=perry2020 post=33018045][/quote]

When this my gorgeous friend decides to take a shoki pic! *winks*
Business / Starting Your Own Oil&gas Business: Why Oil Barons Have Kept It A Secret by kissinggourami: 7:23pm On Nov 08, 2014
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NYSC / Re: Nysc Batch C'14 Posted to Niger State Let's Meet Here!!! by kissinggourami: 9:40am On Nov 01, 2014
zaksrocafella:
From kaduna whats the easiest route to paiko camp. Thanks as you assist

There are 2 main routes; through zuba or you enter through Tegina. If you're based in Sabon area and it's axis, going to Abuja is quicker. Zuba route will also ensure you see other corpers with little or no clue to where they are going; feel free to join the ignorant crew.

From Kawo side, you take the kaduna-lagos road and the driver enters Minna through Tegina. Stops you either at Mobil or obasanjo shopping complex. Once you're in minna, paiko camp is easy to locate.

PS: for all those asking If the camp is fun and all that, Nysc camp is a reflection of what you want it to be. Whether you serve in the north, south, east, or west. I loved Paiko camp and would have loved to do it all over again but life after service has been good to me.

Make friends please. You'll meet people from all corners of Nigeria. Keep contacts as life after camp may depend on their assistance. Sometimes the high society individuals allow their kids to attend camp. For those who could not get Abuja camp, paiko is the dump ground before relocating.... JUST MAKE FRIENDS!!

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Romance / Re: At What Age Did You Have Your First Kiss? Where? by kissinggourami: 9:37am On Oct 28, 2014
You Mister, in all my time on Nairaland, are the only one that has made me laugh till my stomach hurt.

Ur craze no dey dis world!
Romance / Re: Am In My 30s I Am Havin A Crush On A 14 Yrs Old Gel In My Church by kissinggourami: 6:14pm On Oct 26, 2014
Pedophile alert!!!!

With a writeup as scattered and hardly comprehensible as yours, I plead with you to leave this little girl to enjoy the love of a younger, well-educated chap.

Because today is Sunday, I would not call you a retarded, idiotic perv. Stay blessed bro!

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Family / Re: Know Your Zodiac by kissinggourami: 12:40pm On Oct 25, 2014
iRep Sagittarius!
Religion / Re: "Is Jesus Going To Return During The Blood-red Moon Of 2015?" by kissinggourami: 3:17pm On Oct 20, 2014
Here's my 2 cents on this matter: pick it up or just leave it alone.

So I'm assuming you believe fully in Jesus and his manifestations. Since this is the case, He (Jesus) made reference to the fact that "...no one knows the hour, save the Father...". In simple terms, we cannot be able to phantom the exact hour of the Second coming. Here's where it gets interesting for Christians...

Since God's word (Jesus said he only speaks what the Father tells him to) cannot return to him void and "for 2 immutable things it's impossible for God to lie...", it means even if the blood moon was planned as the actual time for his coming, smart folks like you have made heaven reschedule it's rapture itinerary.

...So NO! second coming ain't happening next year - probably thanks to people like the Op.
Education / Re: Why Children Hate Schools In Nigeria (+PICTURES) by kissinggourami: 9:43am On Oct 02, 2014
A child that values information and understands the essence of education will still excel above his peers in a better environment.

This is definitely not a reason for government to abandon the education sector but the fact remains the Nigerian kids of today are too distracted and lack self-control.

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Celebrities / Re: Guyz Can U Do Diz?? by kissinggourami: 8:56am On Sep 29, 2014
perry2020:
Eiya am sorry I am not friends with people who look down on others because they ain't big boys or big girls.
U must be so full of ursef.
Classic reply!
Celebrities / Re: Guyz Can U Do Diz?? by kissinggourami: 4:37pm On Sep 28, 2014
[quote author=perry2020][/quote]
Wow! Is this really u, perry2020?

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Romance / Re: Beautiful But Still Single... by kissinggourami: 10:47am On Sep 27, 2014
perry2020:
What is your definition of beautiful?
1.if guys like you keep doin their thing and clean mouth the way you just stated won't it be better for them to stay single than be deceived by guys of your specie.
2.did it occur to you that probably they don't want a relationship. Eg when guys keep chopping and Going they rather not date at all.
3.i don't even know how to describe your friends but don't you think u should do your own research very well rather than judge fine girls that your peeps might even be lying about.
4.have you carried out a research backing your say that uglier girls get married more these days than beautiful ladies?
As I asked earlier what is ur definition of beautiful?? Is it maheda/omotola jola ekehinde,miley Cyrus/nikki minaj,lola omotayo/empress njama
If even the ugliest of girls can be in a relationship why won't the fine ones be aldoe beauty ain't in the face but in the heart,i would rather go for a beautiful heart with brains but some ladies have the 3 in one,trust me.have a nice day
Written like a true beauty that she is...
Health / Re: US Commends Nigeria As Four More Ebola Patients Are Discharged by kissinggourami: 1:52pm On Aug 19, 2014
eleojo23: Commendation or not, we are just doing what should be done to protect ourselves. It should not be made to look as if we're doing something beyond us. (Or is it unexpected that we could manage the situation to this extent?) We have the ability to help ourselves. It's just that we've been unserious in handling things before now...
What major achievement would be done in Nigeria that'd make you 100% content and happy with your country?
Health / Re: Liberia Gives Available Doses Of Zmapp Three African Doctors by kissinggourami: 1:43pm On Aug 19, 2014
carefreewannabe:

So what if the economy is progressing?

There are still plenty of other countries investors prefer to do business with.

Nigeria has problems with terrorism and its infrastructure is not good enough. And now there is Ebola.

Having oil is OBVIOUSLY not enough to prosper. Nigeria is too risky for investors, especially since BH and Ebola.
True. You have spoken well on a general note and I truly understand your point of view. From the economist view point, I'd have to fault you. All the problems you listed are indeed prevalent in the country. But, how come we still became the best economy in Africa with all these crisis (exclude Ebola please; Nigeria has proven to the world that it can curtail the spread of a deadly virus even with it's population). Since you spoke on investment, I'd say we should walk the path of economics. Our economy is strong despite all the distractions. These are what investors look at majorly. Recently, for example, you see car manufacturers investing in Nigeria, despite terrorism. The economy is not where it should be but we have to stop making it seem what it is not, just to buttress our points.

America suffered crisis in it's health sector few years back but pessimistic Nigerians never faulted their economy or compare it with Canada's health sector which was miles ahead.

Having oil is enough to prosper if we have a government ready to serve his country. Tell the Sheikhs in Saudi that oil is not enough and watch them laugh you to scorn.
Health / Re: Liberia Gives Available Doses Of Zmapp Three African Doctors by kissinggourami: 10:44am On Aug 18, 2014
CityNG:

I am not a judge but an observant and yes with an opinion.

It is a forgone conclusion that Nigerians (not Nigeria per see) will prevail but the issue being debated has always been at what cost.
CityNG I appreciate you for comments. Thank God you believe in Nigerians but I adjure you to extend the same optimism to Nigeria as an entity. We are growing in knowledge and raising a generation of minds that won't settle for less; minds that refuse to choose between the devil and a lesser devil. Sooner than we all think, the Nigerian revolution will begin.
Health / Re: Liberia Gives Available Doses Of Zmapp Three African Doctors by kissinggourami: 9:13am On Aug 18, 2014
CityNG:

One of my greatest frustration is reading about master con artist and villains who use what would seem like prefect intelligence but in negative way to rob and pillage.

The same applies to you. You appear as someone learned and seemingly exposed but then you wrote the above obtuse and nonsensical thesis.
Since you are the judge here, I won't waste words. You are entitled to your opinion of events. As an optimist, Nigeria will prevail!
Health / Re: Liberia Gives Available Doses Of Zmapp Three African Doctors by kissinggourami: 7:32am On Aug 18, 2014
MissMeiya:

Let me ask you:

Who has been buying every inch of Nigerian land they can grab? The answer is Asians and Middle Easterners.

Who UTTERLY dominates almost every industry in Nigeria? Europeans. Asians.

Tell me, precisely, and in detail, how critical Nigeria is to America compared to the above.

Also, tell me why despite the above, America is the only one in the world on this secret mission to... what exactly? Kill everyone? Make everyone gay? What exactly would that do? I'm tired of reading the same tripe, I want to understand the logic behind this. What happens after the Ultimate Gay Mission is complete? Or Operation Kill Nigeria?

I want details this time. Let us know.
You seem to have been watching the American interest on Nigeria movie very closer; I'm greatly impressed. Be that as it may, I'm surprised you chose not to watch the last African summit or you probably don't want to bring it up here. Unlike most people who fault America, I take my grievance at all nations that won't let Africa be. Buying lands in West and East Africa in the name of agriculture are ways to infiltrate into our economy and have control. Has America done this to Nigeria yet? The answer is no (not in the same magnitude). Now let's bring the African summit here. In the words of former president Bill Clinton "although the conventional wisdom is that Africa needs the United States far more than America needs Africa, the reality is that the U.S. business community needs this relationship as much or more as Africa and its business community...We are missing the boat...This is a very important part of our future..." Does the boat they are missing refer to helping to develop Africa and make Africa great? It's rhetorical, don't answer. Bill answers himself by stating how important it is to their future.
He who rules Africa will rule the world! This is a truthful saying and worthy of all acceptation. Nigeria is the giant of Africa. Bill was not saying America should start looking towards Africa, No. This would suggest they have never been here. We know they have been here. They help promote the Egyptian riots, helped with the Libyan crisis by asking for oil Wells in exchange for funding the rebels, etc. Clinton was calling for a newer approach, one without violence and obvious game plan. Let's do it like China and the middle east. They use business and industries to infiltrate. Let's trick the Africans like others into believing we care when we only want to make sure oppositions won't rise against us in the future.
Mi'lady, I tire from typing..

...and no, I won't tell you the endgame. It always kills the spirit of the movie.

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Health / Re: Liberia Gives Available Doses Of Zmapp Three African Doctors by kissinggourami: 10:25pm On Aug 17, 2014
milehigh06:


wtf!! did I just readat 1st USA wants Nigeria silenced and now they are jealous of Nigeria..Jealous of what actually The bleeped up economythe corrupt leaders?the land mass that is not more than at most 3 US states put togetherthe high mortality ratethe low tech level...the oil that is not up to what USA haswhat actually are they jealous ofpls dont say the people cos they produce bill gates,zukerberg,steve jobs and we produce??
You sound pained!
Don't give yourself a migraine for a country you ain't a citizen of. Jealous is a strong word which I never really used in my comment. Why it came to your mind raises lots of questions. I really care about you, so I'm going to ask; are you a troubled and insecure person?
Health / Re: Liberia Gives Available Doses Of Zmapp Three African Doctors by kissinggourami: 10:18pm On Aug 17, 2014
carefreewannabe:

So now they are pained that Nigeria brought peace to Liberia but is not able to tackle the problem with BH in their own country and provide constant electricity? Are you serious? Nigeria is not that important to them, believe me.
Nigeria is not important to the US? Have we really focused so much on our problems that we fail to see the progress we have made? Nigeria is failing in the eyes of common Nigerians, I understand but the economy is progressing to the outside world. The dark continent of Africa is slowly regaining her lost glory. Nigeria is it's trigger and powerhouse. So please, Nigeria (not going to add the low-sulfur content of our oil) is important to any serious-minded developed nation wanting to do business in Africa
Health / Re: Liberia Gives Available Doses Of Zmapp Three African Doctors by kissinggourami: 8:39pm On Aug 17, 2014
Paroman: so what are you trying to say mumu? That America deliberately infected poor Liberia with a biological virus so that they can sell zmapp(a very costly drug) to poor Africans ba? I know you are dull but does that even make any sense to you? Without Ebola self, Africans can barely sustain themselves financially, so why would USA try to rip a poor continent that depends on them (USA) for funds to execute their project? Guy you mumu oo chai
When you argue, try not to have a myopic view of the topic being argued. America already colonized Liberia - they already have a footing there. Whether or not they actively reopened Pandora's box on west Africa is something you and I cannot know. Related or unrelated, I know it hurts America that Nigeria single-handedly brought peace to an American colony while the masters watched like gods.
Now you are making me digress from the topic at hand. Just don't worship people who are willing to play politics as long as they remain world power.

Don't reply this please. I know you have lots of important things to do, so please spare me
Health / Re: Liberia Gives Available Doses Of Zmapp Three African Doctors by kissinggourami: 6:53pm On Aug 17, 2014
Paroman: Just 12 dosages of Zmapp available yet some dead-brain Nigerians have been conjuring a lotta conspiracy theories about why Americans didn't want to give us the experimental drug coz they US A are the cause of Ebola and how they are punishing us for our stubborn stance on banning gays. Chaii, some nigerians too mumu ehn grin with just 4 deaths recorded in Nigeria and over 400 deaths recorded in Liberia alone, sierra Leone dey o , which country obviously needs the 12 available zmapp??America milking Liberia's treasury abi wetin this mumu dey talk? Why would America care about a poor country like Liberia to exploit in the first place. That why I dey say mumus too much for this country, ebola see expendable mumus like una e no gree catch, na our able doctors e go dey catch. Chai
It's totally acceptable to hush hush about something you do not have all the information on. You can keep exalting your American masters, O ye slave. When the dust clears from your eyes to see that American cares little about Africans besides trying to lord over us and our resources, I'll still accept your apology.
You are still my brother after all is said and done.

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Health / Re: Government Vows Not To Recall Sacked Doctors by kissinggourami: 11:20am On Aug 17, 2014
lafuria1: If this doctors start carrying arms and blowing up hospitals , this goverment will not only grant them amnesty but also sponsor them to the best teaching hospital in the world.

The doctors won't lose that much, all they need is open private hospitals or travel and be doctors in other countries.
You just gave words to my thoughts. Since they swore an oath to serve humanity and the federal government is frustrating their efforts, I push a motion that all sacked doctors should go open private clinics in Sierra loene and Liberia. Our stupid government won't be able to frustrate their ministry there.
Throw random likes in this comment if you are human and want to give life to this motion.

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Politics / Re: Pictures Of Top Nigeria Politicians In Suit by kissinggourami: 11:09am On Aug 17, 2014
alabiyemmy:

mumu. Go back to school and stop misusing English words.
I know your type of stupidity; too lazy to read beyond the first meaning of words in a dictionary.
Politics / Re: Pictures Of Top Nigeria Politicians In Suit by kissinggourami: 9:54pm On Aug 16, 2014
alabiyemmy: Let's see them in their boxer shorts instead.
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