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Ha Ha that was a interesting soultion to equality, VERY INTERESTING

Female Bosses in my experience tend to be too bitchy. 

Male all the way!!!

Your damn right they should be taxed, then maybe the money they are making could go to a worthy, BETTER cause, other than lining the pastors pockets (or any other religious leader).

@ Akolawole

Don't mind Old Glory, he may be suffering from narrow minded-ness.

simply NASTY!!!

spikedcylinder:
Who told you that kiwibabe,who told you?!?Tell me o so i can go and beat up the person.
Seriously though,guys licking their lips is a real turn off but i don't think it has anything to do with bad breath except that the smell of saliva would linger on the person's face!

Exactly Bad Breath, BAD PERSONAL HYGIENE, My advice to LLcooJ and to all those licky licky guys out there is to go by some vaseline!!!!! (WHAT A TURN OFF! URGHHHH!!!)

ikilima:
probably U.s cause my friend told me u.k are
so prejudice.

and what about america!!!!!

Being a student I have been through some really difficult times in every aspect of living, and I myself have learned the hard way how to econimize everything from money to toothepaste etc. Reminiscing with my friends have highlighted some of the most stupidist things we used to do to save money, and ration eveything.
One thing that comes to mind is that I used to try my hardest to use the loo's at my university to do a number 2 (poo), so that I could save on tissue paper.

So guys, I am interestesd in the things you did or are still doing as a student to save money or just generally to stay alive?

I have tried all the different types of creams but they do not work on my skin.

So its a good question when you find a cure please let me know.

I just love:
Calvin Klein Euphoria
Escada's rocking rio and pacific paradise

I hated this song, it just shows how llcool has aged. Its not a nice picture.

And the close ups of him always licknig his lip just puts me off ever fancying him.

Someone told me if you constantly lick your lips it contributes to bad breath.

emmie4j:
Loosen up sweetie,,,,,,look at the topic, it says "UK or US: your prefrence and why"

@emmie4j If you saw my previous posts I am more in favour of the UK. So you loosen up.

O my god prsion break is the best and it is the final two episodes this monday. I hope they all escape. What these people have been through is unbelievable. The are truely strong individuals to fight the system that tries to destroy them.

I know it is just a television programme but what is this world commng to.

The film was alright, it was not at all as thrilling per say if it was produced as an American film, you could blatently tell it was a french/british collaboration. It was inrtersting but two hours was too long. I almost fell asleep.

I dont blame the illegals I blame the system. This country makes it harder and harder fo people to make a living, at least these people were not commiting fraud.

Why are we all judging places that are not our motherland!!!!

If you do not have money in the UK you can still live a decent life, your children can still have a decent education, you can still wear high street brands etc.
There is the option of income support, job seekers allowance, working tax credits and soo many other schemes to help you with living costs, you can also get help towards your council tax and even have part of your housing rent paid for you. So therefore our government is alsways there to help. Nobody lacks in that sense.

However if you do not want to live a substandard life, and be classed as working class, middle class etc, I suggest that the US is the best place to make money fast. You have all heard of the rags to riches stories of soo many clelebrities. For some reason it seems to be harder in te UK to make your millions.

you pick yourself up and start again, I know its not easy but if you are really serious about starting/going into business this minor mishap will not deter you.

£££££££££££££££££££££££ALL HAIL THE BRITISH POUND££££££££££££££££££££££££££££££££££££££££

There are soo many shops already in London that sell nigerian attire, if you reach places like liverpool street, there are back2back shops selling all the latest fashions and materials.

Now if you said you were coming as a tailor, there is definately a shortage of good ones around that know the latest designs.

Ha Ha Ha! That sounds like something I would do. I am very forgetful!!!

But is it not true to each woman's nature,

THE MIRACLE OF TOILET PAPER

Fresh from my shower, I stand in front of the mirror, complaining to my husband that my breasts are too small.  Instead of characteristically telling me it's not so, he uncharacteristically comes up with a suggestion.
"If you want your breasts to grow, then every day take a piece of toilet paper and rub it between your breasts for a few seconds."
Puzzled but willing to try anything, I fetch a piece of toilet paper and stand in front of the mirror, rubbing it between my breasts!
"How long will this take?" I ask. "They will grow larger over a period of years," he replies.
I stop. "Do you really think rubbing a piece of toilet paper between my breasts every day will make my breasts
larger over the years?"
Without missing a beat he says, "Worked for your arse, didn't it!"

He's still alive, and with a great deal of therapy, may even walk again. Stupid, stupid man.

DISGRACE TO THE FAMILY!

A young girl was going on a date.
Her grandmother said: "Sit here and  let me tell you about those young boys.

He is going to try and kiss you, you are going to like that, but don't let Him do that.
He is going to try and feel your breast, you are going to like that but don't let him do that.

But most important, he is going to try and get on top of you to have his way with you. You are going to like that,
but don't let him do that. It will  disgrace the family

With that bit of advice, the granddaughter went on her date. The next day she told grandma that her date went just like she had predicted:

Grandma, I didn't let him disgrace the family. When he tried, I just turned over, got on top of him, and
disgraced HIS family, " Granny fainted,

A RIDDLE THAT'LL KILL YOUR BRAIN!

This is going to make you so MAD!

There are three words in the English language that end in "gry".
ONE is angry and the other is hungry. EveryONE knows what the
third ONE means and what it stands for. EveryONE uses them
everyday, and if you listened very carefully, I've given you the
third word.

What is it?

>_______gry?

Girls' English

Yes = No

No = Yes

May-b = No

"It's your decision" = The correct decision should be obvious by now!

" Do what u want" = You'll pay 4 this later!

We need to talk" = I need to bitch.

"Sure, Go ahead" = I don't want you too.

" I'm not upset" = Of course I'm upset, u stupid slowpoke!

" How much do u love me?" = I did something today your not goin' like me 4.

"Is my butt fat?" = Tell me i'm beautiful.

" You have to learn to communicate!" = Just agree with me.

" Are you listening to me?" = Too late, you're dead!


Guy's English

" I'm hungry" = I'm hungry

" I'm sleepy" = I'm sleepy

" I'm tired " - I'm tired

" Do you want to go to a movie?" = I'd eventaully like to have sex with you.

" Can I take you to dinner?" = I'd eventaully like to have sex with you.

" Can I call you sometime?" = I'd eventaully like to have sex with you.

" May I have this dance?" = I'd eventaully like to have sex with you.

"Nice dress" = Nice cleavage.

" You look tensed, let me give you a massage" = I want to handle you.

" What's wrong? " = What meaningless self inflicted pshychological trauma are you going through now?

" What's wrong?" = I guess sex tonight is out of the question.

"I'm bored" = Do you want to have sex?

" I love you" = Let's have sex right now.

" I love you too" = Okay i said it we'd better have sex now!

" Let's talk" = I am tryin' to impress you by shown that I'm a deep person and maybe then you'd like to have sex with me!

" Will you marry me?" = I want to make it illegel 4 you to have sex with other guys.

WHITE WOMEN

Firstdate: You get to kiss her goodnight.
Second date: You get to grope all over and make out.
Third date: You get to have sex,but only in the missionary position.

IRISH WOMEN

First Date: You both get blind drunk and have sex.
Second Date: You both get blind drunk and have sex.
20th Anniversary: You both get blind drunk and have sex.

ITALIAN WOMEN

First Date: You take her to a play and an expensive restaurant.
Second Date: You meet her parents and her Mom makes spaghetti and meatballs.
Third Date: You have sex, she wants to marry you and insists on a 3-carat ring.
5th Anniversary: You already have 5 kids together and hate the thought of having sex.
6th Anniversary: You find yourself a girlfriend.

JEWISH WOMEN

First Date: You get dynamite head.
Second Date: You get more great head.
Third Date: You tell her you'll marry her and never get head again.

CHINESE WOMEN

First date: You get to buy her an expensive dinner, but nothing happens.
Second date: You buy her an even more expensive dinner. [/b]Nothing happens again.
Third date: You don't even get to the third date and you have already realized nothing is going to happen.

[b]INDIAN WOMEN

First date: Meet her parents.
Second date: Set the date of the wedding.
Third date: Wedding night

BLACK WOMEN

First Date: You get to buy her a real expensive dinner.
Second Date: You get to buy her and her girlfriends a real expensive dinner.
Third Date: You get to pay her rent.
Tenth Date: She's pregnant by someone other than you.

MEXICAN WOMEN

First Date: You buy her an expensive dinner, get drunk on Tequila, and have sex in the back of her car.
Second Date: She's pregnant.
Third Date: She moves in. One week later ~ her mother, father,his girlfriend, her two sisters, her brother, all of their kids, her grandma, her father's girlfriend's mother, her two cousins, her sister's boyfriend and his three kids move in
and you live on rice and beans for the rest of your life in your home that used to be nice, but now looks
like a home along the Rio Grande.

The POINT?

DON'T YOU JUST LOVE
IRISH WOMEN?

For smooth luscious lips, when you are washing your teeth (which you should do every day), use your tooth brush to gently scrub you lips a few times, it removes dead dry skin and makes you lips very soft and tingly.