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Thsi is the funniest thread I have read in a long time

Hi Ben,
How much for two acres along the Ibadan xpress way

I always thought it meant gold lookalike, bearing in mind GL is an imitation copy of an orignial piece of jewllery.

With the US & UK markets close to recession, how do you think the collapse of world markets will affect Nigeria?

Let’s discuss because I know what I am facing right now in the UK, what about you guy’s.

With the US & UK markets close to recession, how do you think the collapse of world markets will affect Nigeria?

Let’s discuss because I know what I am facing right now in the UK, what about you guy’s.

I am interested in finding out information about exporting different kinds of grains and seeds from Nigeria. I hope to in the near future set up a family runned farm for production of things like sunflower seeds, wheat & grains etc. Does anyone have any information about this type of production for example the rules and regulations/procedures of exporting these types of products from Nigeria to the rest of the world? Any information would be of great help.

No one mentioned the happy slapping incident that spread like wild fire in the UK. Stupid idiot children going around, with their mobile phones, slapping people in the name of entertainment. That happened as well.

I was interested in starting a television channel but in the UK not Nigeria. But I wanted it be be a nigerian channell, you know. Something like a movie channel. When I did some reserch it ran into millions of pounds. The main hurdle was not the money even though I have never seen that sort of money in my life.) It was more of the fact that I did not have any contacts in the nigerian movie industry in order for me to source my material. (Material content is the most important thing.) If anybody has any advice I would love to here it.

Even though you have no experience you can sell yourselves by including a page of your CV full of skills that you have acquired throughout maybe your study etc, you have definitely during some point of your life done a bit of team work etc, its just a question of thinking of good examples and portraying it as if you regularly use these skills and that you have learned from them.

Its all about what you have and how you intend to use it.

Na wa o we haven't helped ourselves before we say we are helping others, Nigeria is not serious at all!!!

I think it is a good idea, he should put with the invitations a blank envelope for donotations then people can donate whatever they like. If you have all the worldly material possessions there's no point in accepting what they don't want.

;DYou can never have enough money

The joke is not two ghanians its two nigerians pretending they are from somewehre else because of the bad rap they get when they hint they are nigerian. This joke is old mannn!!!

Ladies & Gentlemen,  What more can I say?
This makes a lot of sense!!!

Read on,     



MEN[/b]tal illness

[b]MEN[/b]strual cramps

[b]MEN[/b]tal breakdown

[b]MEN[/b]opause

[b]GUY[/b]nocologist

AND

When we have REAL trouble, it's a [b]HIS[/b]terectomy.

Ever notice how all of women's problems start with [b]MEN?

Hausa's are dirty

Chinese people are dirty and they eat dog

All rasta's are jamo (jamaican)

Irish people bath once a week

Irish people are drunkards (alcoholics)

Black people are lazy

I always thought the notes looked a bit plain

These people like to cause unneccessary commotion about nothing, I guess they have not got anything better to do. Don't mind them jo, if they want something different they should go print their own money. NONESENSE

naijacutee:
For travel services, how about "Comot Services" or "Gerraway"

@ naijacutee
Them names are too funny, lol
I dont want to sound like I am chasing people away, that wont be good for business!

Seun:
Why don't you want the name to represent your product?

I find that businesses that do well especially in the western world are companies that do not suggest the nature of their business, instead have catchy names that people remember such as the ones I listed in my first post, so when advertising with the images I decide to use and the catchy word(s) I use to promote my business I aim to stick in people's mind.

Seun:
Why do you want the name of your company to be associated with the 419 capital of the world?

Nigeria is not that bad, many other countries have been doing what Naija has been said to be associated with for a long time, its nothing new, its through our stupidity that we exposed ourselve's, our bad rep will soon pass with Gods grace in the near future.

I want a name that relates to nigeria because I intend offering services to Nigerians (Africans) in nigeria and abroad. Not all that Naija stuff, something else, the only example I can think of is like radiopalmwine, you see palmwine reminds of of Nigeria.

Seun:
More info required: nature of your company.

The nature of my business is offering tour and travel services to and from Nigeria and Africa.

Hi Peeps

I needs a bit of help, I am interested in starting up a business and am in the process of doing a business plan, but one thing I cant do is find a name. I want to create a brand image you know something the sky, goggle, bbc, moschino, McDonalds, Mercedes blah blah blah you get the picture. But I want something you could possibly link to Nigeria, I want the name to represent the company rather than what I am selling (basically a service) so what I guess I am looking for is for you peeps to help me generate a list words that can be associated or remind you of Nigeria, it could be anything but not all that naira this, naija that, them ones don pass long time, just simple words. I beg please help me out ohh, (I dey struggle.)

Go on English1, please continue state your point & represent the people

:oThats heavey me put in the same position I can not gaurantee I wouldnt do the same thing, she is in the right job. The woman will go far. (lol)

they wont find it funny if nine months later pikin don have baby

The priest don use church money to fund unholy act

Clever Child

I love it its hilarious, I would not mind a present like that (lol)

I just put it down to him not satisfying me properly, you get, guys will always try and blame something or someone else for the own failures.

I wold like to conclude that GIRLS and BOYS are equally as idrty as each other. I think it just depends on your up bringing. Some people I know I will never go near them even with a long stick when it comes to personal hygiene, and the way some people do things its disgusting like taking a bath for example, when I shower I have to use a proper (what do you call them nigerian sponges) to scrub my body cos otherwise I dont feel clean, a person that I know on the other hand uses just ordinary flannel, to me that is nasty, how would you be clean. Guy's just dont let me get started, they can harbour their boxers and sox for months under their bed, they can even where the same boxers that they have been wearing for one week to go and meet girls to do the business. You people don;t feel shame. And some girls in the kitchen, urrrgghhh how do you expect me to eat your food after I have seen how you prepared it. Let me leave it at that for now.

I used to wear waist beads until last year, until I noticed that I was u know tight below when it came to doing the business if you know what I mean, and the guy dey complain soo, thats when he started suggesting it had something to do with the beads, cos it only happened when I wore them.