₦airaland Forum

Crystalclara:
My dream car...I love this car to the moon and back. money....

But that car looks manly.... except for fat women. and I'm sure you ain't fat... *winks

And someone, A full blooded youth I guess is up there dancing shoki to this, tell me, what's the different between Goodluck administration and PMB?? Goodluck had Madueke, Buhari has Amechi.... just recycling bunch of old thief's and the youths are applauding and dancing shoki to it.. what trash!!!! you have change as your ideology, what true positive change have occurred from Goodluck juntas to PMB??

esthersolomon00:
But I wish our society could see things through this same perspective too

Police!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! hook her!!!! its against the law!!!! any further thing you say now would be used against you in the court of law!!!!! I no one hear pim from you!!!

oyeezah:
well farting is natural but doing it in d presence of people is inappropriate. u shd v excused ursef, stepped aside b4 u did it.

So let's assume we married and we in the room and playing then I want to fart I'd have to excuse ma self to fart Thats not the kinda wife I want....... we should be able to fart at will.. and even play with it.. lol

presido be like; I be ghost? what I wrong wit fis fifool

presido be like; I be ghost?

cool write up

wow

hypocrites!!!! these are still the same youths here on nairaland that will be Jumping and shouting APC!!!!!!!! PDP!!!!!!!!!! see them

Hey Nairalanders Good morning, Today is ma birthday!!! join me celebrate

I'm an akwa ibomite, born and brought up, not just an akwa ibomite bit but a proud one. I've seen the state rise from just a mere state in south south but a pace setter through the able hand of my great ex Governor senator Godswill Akpabio.. I probably would have been a house boy in one Yoruba or Hausa mans house with no hope and ambition!!! but thanks to the uncommon transformer, most children in akwa ibom are educated, can also voice out their opinion boldly!! bad roads are now a thing of the past, most part of akwa ibom are enjoying constant light. I am an educated person by Gods grace, I know wat it means when a sitting governor loots. But weda or not akpabio loot I Dont bloody care!! na my senator I like him that way. EFCC will not and can not arrest him!! carry on etubom senator Akpabio

halfrica:
wish all ur sisters same!


anyways u pained nd hurt


Chai u just exhibited characters every girl world wide hate nigerian men for

lol..... is that all you gat you shud do better than that sweetheart... and by the way, ain't gat no sister. so get your sorry ass, hop-in ass, deflated ass and go get a life.. you can prolly have your bath in front of gas station for all I care.

halfrica:
Same way nigerian men fall for ass
Nd white chicks


We fall for cars!
Cos atleast if we want to be used nd dumped we gat bars to rely on

Av come to tink of it for everytin a nigerian girl do to a nigerian guy they deserve it

Let one yeye nigeria boy quote me i will read out ur bio-data for u

Coming from a distressed, heart broken, liver chattered, worm infested brain lady... now you can read my bio data ma'am

Good afternoon fellow nairalanders, I need help from every academician here. I'm a 200level student of a university in the south and my lecturer just left us with a little confusing information and i need some help. according to him, they'll soon be nothing like 2.1, 2.2 rather he said it'll just be 1st, 2nd and 3rd class. So my question is, is this a good or a bad thing?

queebeediva:
Bleep u

no you can't bleep me.... you'll die if you do... lol

queebeediva:
I wonder why na only guys think say them fit make am? What about guys who cheated on ladies?

common gerrarahere

Harbosede02:
These are 8ways stewpeed guys pay ladies back when they rich...

lol aunty sidi na so e pain you reach take it easy ni..... when the stewpeed girls treated them like rag you didn't say anything

olajorn:
bros no be fight Naa...What sup with you having ur bbm pin as your signature? Dont You think thats childish also?

lol..... you shud ask if that's a functional bbm pin....

Davehunk:
^^^^^


I'm not here to get validated by anybody, least of all you, so if you not rating it, it's cool by me, I'll go with da flow.

So nigga, your no 1 - scratch that!

No 2 scratch that as well as i don't even know what you talking about.

No 3 pls go ahead and post any result about you google search, i challenge you on this.

No 4, i dunno why some of you have this dictatorial tendencies in you, why da hell will you tell me how to have my fun, the world is free world buddy, you do ya thing, i do mine. What i take as fun to you may be boring or childish, the same goes vice versa, so, chill out men, stop thinking everyone would see fun the way you see it. Like i said before, it's free world, live and let others live. Peace out.

OK!!!! I see where the problem is coming from... Na all this Yankee cheedren wea no get home training... you dae call your mate "buddy' cos a normal naija guy can't do this poo. young man get a brain get a life. ode

Let the law take its ?

400billionman:
When Nigerians dont have more than 5 hours daily..

Maybe you stay in Cameroon but me, I have experienced 5hours of light in ma area oo

ddippset:
get over it. He only joined a change team which turned out to be the winning team. Don't hate the Player, hate the game.

yea ryt!!! and we are shouting corruption free Nigeria, tell me, how does our 'holy' president intend to achieve this with a thief in his boat

I just hate it when I see ameachi among his entourage

I just hate when I see ameachi among his entourage

just saw this and decided to share mine
so ah was I'm ss1, still swimming in the euphoria of my new long trouser and it was time for our inter house sport, we all said to our selves, "wetyn cef, we done big pass inter house sport' so none of the guys paid for the inter house sport wear, omo the day hell loose all of us promise to pay that day.. the geography teacher had planned with oda teachers, part of the plan was to old an impromptu class as a way of trapping us, the next thing we see na one junior students enter class with bunch of Cain followed by oda male teachers, omo mess comot for ma yanch wen ah see dem bring list..after reading the 'book of life' and our names wasn't on it one after the oda we were asked to sit on a desk while holding a stick with our hands stretched out. if d stick falls from your hand d counting starts again.. I cried and called on ma grand fathers name to help me but no. the babes dae outside dae laff rubish

The two songs are awesome... its really hard to pick one.

Cmanforall:
You need graduate. Write IELTS... apply via UAF. get your transcript sent to the University...



Read from page 1 for conc info.

I've got few qtions
1) To what extend is the tuition free.
2) And how long will this FREE tuition guna last

ceiling:
I hail u bosses in the house. Pls I want to know the various health insurance companies which is accepted n the cost. thanks

Can undergraduate apply

Cmanforall:
In Finland ..

May God be praised.

Thank you all....


If I CAN, YOU TOO CAN....


God bless you all...


# with free Wi-Fi for inside bus...

Bros abeg make I dae follow you here... how did you ho about it... I'm an undergraduate but would like to do my masters outside naija... abeg just put me online biko

wow ah love tomboys!!!!

handsomeclouds:
Desmond has scammed his LGA. BTW isn't this Genevieve not too old for all these half naked garments

abeg bros no vex, she wear the cloth untop your body?? abi na you give her money to buy the cloth... you are you not too old to be buying okrika

Airforce1:
She's not your kid sister... stop telling us what's not

lol.... your opinion none or ma business