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IrokoOluwere:
Why is this dude on the left always looking so confused and clueless
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Jonathan
Nairaland funny die !
Can you imagine I typed “Jonadull_” without the underscore and it came out as Jonathan .
Lmao!

Jonathan himself! The definition of “cluelessness”

And Buhari the real face of cluelessness.

Ok. Mbaka we 've heard you we know you wella so thank you.

Dinho20:
Brain check!!!!!!!!!
1. Buhari APC visited Obasanjo in 2015..it was okay but Atiku visited Obasanjo in 2018 they condemned it.
2. Atiku gave Buhari APC over 5Bn in 2015 ... it was okay but he spent Same amount in his primary bid they condemned it.
3. Atiku gave Buhari APC his private jet for tour across the Country in 2015 ... it was okay but Atiku uses his private jet to tour across the Country in 2018 they condemned it.
4. Fr Mbaka supported Buhari APC in 2015... it was okay but David oyedepo and sheikh Gumi made peace between Atiku and Obasanjo in 2019 they condemned it.
5. Obasanjo endorsed Buhari in 2015 ... it was okay but Obasanjo endorsed Atiku for 2019 they said he is irrelevant.
6. Buhari begged for nomination fee in 2015 and 2018... it was okay but Atiku paid his nomination fee with his personal money they condemned it.
7. Obasanjo got Nigeria a huge debt relief ... it was criticise but Buhari sale off Nigeria through foreign debt... They defend and justified it.
8. Akpabio drained Akwaibom for 8yrs they condemned it but when he joined the APC they said he is the Angel to save Akwa ibom from PDP misrule
9. Gov Orton was a hero in APC but they condemned and named him killer when he left the APC
10. They said Obanikoro stole Nigeria but when he defected to APC he became a founder of Nigeria...all cases closed.
11. PDP and Jonathan were fighting Boko haram they said it was a war against the North#Deployment of troops anti-north and they protected the terrorists, today Buhari APC is fighting. Bokoharam... they are clapping hands. They don't know road to BBC Hausa again. Maiduguri elders forum turned deaf and dumb-#Hypocrisy.
12. They call Nigerians Lazy. They rule us by propaganda but when we expose their failures ... they call it hate speech
13. Jonathan increase fuel price they occupied Nigeria with protest but Buhari increased same they suddenly went missing
14. They said subsidy is a lie and there is nothing like subsidy, today Buhari is paying the highest subsidy...they virtually pretent they don't know
15. Late President Yar Adua was in foreign hospital Buhari criticised him, lie Mohammed vommited all his anger. Buhari wrote that he should be impeached. Today Buhari spend more of his time in London hospital ... They justified it and defended it.
16. Jonathan build Almajiri Schools they condemned it and today schools were given out to soldiers for camps in the North, children are out of Schools ...they pretend as if they are just passing by.
17. etc Nigerians are human beings, we've got brains to reason. We decoded Your plans to destroy this country with the disease called Buharinomics.

God bless you bro these points you raised are among the reason I feel like hitting and beating up any apc I see around me they disgust like dog pooh.

When Atiku Obj endorsed this tall for nothing buffoon called buhari apc were dancing calling them face of democracy. Apc I hate you your existence disgust me.

Can yiu imagine Akpabio and Ganduje in a company of a cultust imbeccile called pastor and apc are saint, Buhari is working.

Apc leave Atiku alone you have tried your deceptive and propaganda tactucs here at home you have realised people no longer buy your foolishness now you went international media. Thunder fire international media. Where were they to ask Tinubu how did he got his wealth? Where were they not querry Buhari shielding corrupt thieves that jumped from pdp to apc?

International media thunder plus ogun god of iron fire you and apc together. International media my pooh. Either apc like it or not Atiku will send Buhari back to Daura by 2019, apc will be shock.

I wish her the best. I hate complaining about other people's culture and beluef.

No need of useless tribal rants on this. He needs a wife and he got one it doesn't matter what ritual or who the hell she is what matters is the monarch need a wife and he got one. Good luck to them.

To be honest obj was right because personally I don't understand what portfolio Tinubu is holding in apc? Pls what is national leader and what its his function?

He is like sitting on a ocean Tinubu not chairman neither member of BoT nor deputy chairman I don't understand to be honest calling someone national leader pls leader of what

I know apc rats won't like this but the truth is can they tell us anywhere in the world where such nonsense irrelevant portfolio being given to Any one It simply make no sense.

So he is no longer killed by Nigeria army isn't? And will broadcast from isreal? Interesting so a coward still has voice to talk? Ok nah.

We are waiting to hear his craps. Runaway hero.

Is that a news? I never for once buy all lies about Kanu whereabout i knew he was padded out of Nigeria to be enjoying somewhere so I don't buy ipob craps.


I have said it so many time that how can Kanu wife went mute and his husband has be missing or got killed by army as claimed by IPOB fools?

F u c k I n g runaway emperor why can't he wait to proof his useless point? I just pity those a r s e holes bollocks following a failure same way apc bollocks following Buhari as their hero. Hero my pooh if he mistakenly return to this country he should be arrest and chain down he is from.my region but I hate him.with passion. Pls call me Afonja I'm cool with it but to be zombify the way apc are zombify following a failure blindly like an idiot biko Mbannu.

If my post pains you kindly go and die pls.

Sorry may I ask the igbo's in the house why are we like these? Why do some of us behave like cursed race? Are Yoruba, Edo and Middle belt not Nigerians? Why are we always so confused and arrogantly stupid?

No single Yoruba yet threw any tantrum or digged up any wrong against Atiku despite their entire region are not under pdp yet they maintain calm studying the situation intelligently but since Atiku emerged the bearer for pdp it has be Igbokwe vomiting pooh now it's Okonkwo Cathedralhill or mountain talking thrash like an idiot.

Vice presidential slot zone to our side we turned it to war pls why are we like these? I remember in Awka where same our people troop out to the street to show support for IGP despite all his shortfall and his own people are at home zipping their kunnu and watch us in our foolishness, same way we were the first to bashed FFK when he first raised alarm on fulani herdsmen plan to kill people, today it's same we that are now digging up Atiku pls are Yoruba not a race? are Edo not a race? are the Hausa not a race? Why is it that these people always maintain their cool and watch us in our follishness for crying out loud sake

Pls I'm talking to my people truth is bitter I'm sick of all these stupidity not minding our business in everything that does not concern us. We want biafra yet want to kill ourselves for Vice president slot what a confused race do i came from.oh Lord?

emmie14:
Who did this to you guys? Tinubu?

His village people of course.

Hahahahaha see a bloody failure but Jonathan is irresponsible for not given Nigeria electricity within 2weeks isn't Anyone that wish to vote these clown back to power will never know peace his or her generation will never see peace.

Was this not same man that hurled horrible insult on Jonathan for not fixing Nigeria power failure within 2 weeks and he promised to fixed it within 2 weeks

Apc I hate you the hatred I have for this party I pray won't make me act funny one good day i just feel like beating up any apc I see on my way somehow the way the thing dey do me.

How did we got here oh Lord pls how Now Fashola can open his disgusting horribly charcoal burnt face to vomit this thrash This is so annoying oh I'm really upset with this people.

Greed.

Aunty Aisha you lost my respect for you the very day that you that owns no company nor any business known lost N2.5billion to one of your staff and the case was swept under the carpet.

Aunty where did you get N2.5billion from within a time frame of 3 years and 8 months as Mr bollock saint Buhari wife

Aunty you have nothing to offer you are worst than Pej so keep your thrash to yourself. Good morning aunty.

That is what we want may God bless the young dude hope Anambra state govt can help him pls he should never think or wish the Fed govt should help him that would be the end of his dream because the federal can only help cow and fulani and not technology abeg.

Ok is that all

Next pls.................

Pooh pooh pooh!!! Thrash Thrash Thrash!!!

Do open door meeting, close door meeting, roof door meeting, gate door meeting Buhari you will end in Daura by 2019.

Anger Muslims youths Una never seen or know anything yet is it only anger Una go cry tire. I think you said fayose is bad pls enjoy your apc.

Tony Momoh or Tony Mornmorn you will morn soon for your stupidity and that your useless channel 24 will be shot down indefinitely. All of you that actively brought a failure called Buhari on us will pay dearly for it.

Mr Mornmorn or Mr Sorrow keep talking thrash kuje would be your next home in few months to come.

Tony Momoh or Tony Mornmorn you will morn soon for your stupidity and that your useless channel 24 will be shot down indefinitely. All of you that actively brought a failure called Buhari on us will pay dearly for it. Mr Mornmorn keep talking thrash kuje would be your next home in few months to come.

Shola you are a big fool very silly you mean £10,000(ten thousand pound) pls what is that for and why adult film

Go to hell brat.

Balet:
The remnant of the satanic ruling of PDP for good 16 yrs has not been totally overcome, the evil party still wants the good people of Nigeria to vote it back to power, in order to continue to do what it knows how to do best, stealing the country's treasury dry.

I weep for that country. It is not must that APC must be voted in again, but if not APC, then it shouldn't be PDP. Then let one of the brilliant 1st timers emerge as Nigerian president at least.

See below for yourselves..

Bro thanks for what you ve said but no single sense in it. I beg your pardon pls stop calling pdp to whatever mess on ground ok. If the so called pdp you labelled satanic can rule for 16 years with all the fake looting noise by apc fools and they can managed to owed N6trillion as debt and this useless saint govt has only spend 3 year plus and already incurred N16trillion debt then pdp is better. All the looting noise were fake beside who are the new timer is it sowore bastard that used his useless Sahara report pooh to stood against gej and support Buhari that put the nation in this disgraceful situation we should vote for Bro it's impossible

Or is it that foolish calabar boy or semi man called Donald Duke who want to promote sodomy(homocrap) that worth to be voted for Hell no so bro it's that devil called pdp we want right now Atiku/Obi or nothing that is it bro.

See how efcc had reduculed itself now efcc is a laughing stock hhmmm this is a shame no one take them serious anymore.

Magun you see your life

Buhari you see your life

Peter Obi!!! Why responding to them let them go and die. Either you have house in London or not I will vote for you and Atiku.

Let Buhari tell us who owned the property his kids live in abroad?

Let Akpabio tell us where did he got the cash to owned one of the biggest house in Dubai?

Let Aisha swear with quoran if she had not purchase house in Dubai with one of her family name as cover up?

Let Burantal speak as per his mansion in Dubai?

Let Hell Rufai tell us if his mansion in Dubai was purchased with his hard earned cash.

Let Okorocha tell us about his property in UK not one not two not even three that I'm aware of.

Let Tinubu too drop the list of his properties in UK and Dubai Pls?

The list is endless no single apc bigwig that does not own property outside Nigeria I mean no single one.

This game apc want to start will expose them badly.

movetoca:
Not my own N.D. Let them seize Abuja and Lagos after all both were built by FG. We don't care and we definitely don't give a damn about Nigeria.

Dem no born China wella. No one will compare Niger Delta to Sri Lanka or Zambia if dem born Buhari wella let him go and sell any Nigeria stuff to China. I don't know what to say again I just hate Buhari and his party as if I should do something funny i swear........ the hate is much their failures and lies make me dislike them with passion.

Why warning them pls keep borrowing buhari is Mr integrity nah oga Buhari pls keep borrowing. If *Mr no integrity* rule for 16 years and incurred N6trillion debt despite all the looting and Mr useless integrity alias saint Buhari has just spend 3 and half years already incurred over N17trillion debt pls do the calculation what would Nigeria debt would be by 2023 Pls??

I cursed the day Buhari was voted in as president of Nigeria and I curse those who brought this shame on Nigeria it shall never be well with them.all. No wonder Tinubu recently went mute I sense his zombism had be broken and he can see he had over invested on a very bad market called Buhari.

The world leaders had stood against Buhari and they are preparing for a showdown before civil unrest break out in Nigeria and create world largest refugee in human history. Up till now no single ex president or vice are behind Buhari yet the defiant still belief he is the one to do it, we shall see come 2019.

I said it then how can a country chose to vote for a man with absolute No wealth creation, no business idea, no money making ability with a professor of law not prof of economics as Vice pls how can things work? It won't work because both are brickwall to wealth making now see where we've landed ourselves.

emeijeh:
ember months + Nigerian political tension + end time


Our politics is damn too dirty

Bro I don't really think so some of these guys are very notorious and very cunning in nature only if you are close to them you will realise they are devils. Personally I don't really pity any politician got killed or injured as much because I know who they are.

You can hardly seen any politician in Nigeria who has not use human being as ritual or human part as ritual one way or the other so when nemesis comes why pitying them? those human parts are someone children though.

Anyway RIP I'm not to judge but I have no pity and esoecially when it involve apc because it's only witchs that use broom to fly around so let them change their logo to avert more blood shed among them and in Nigeria as a whole.

RIP man if your hands are clean.

Efcc you are mad so these small buildings are all the evidence you have that you are shouting as if fayose had looted the whole world in fact I can not see any reasonable property here. Ordinary average man in Nigeria built better houses than these craps you called houses.

Lifeless syndrome has engulfed EFCC thereby EFCC become lifeless criminal arm of Government overseen by lifeless Magun or Maga.

Magun or Maga see your life so these are all you 've gotten as evidence I spit on you and spit on apc. I have said it over and over 100 years imprisonment will be too little to what Magun will get the day apc lost Aso Rock.

Shame on you EFCC. Shame on you apc. Bring Ganduje to vomit the dollar yam he eat by bribery. May God of heaven destroy apc. Amen.

May thunder fire integrity. May Amadioha fire integrity. May ogun god of iron fire integrity. May host of heaven send fire on integrity. May integrity die a terrible death.

Integrity that brought hunger, integrity that prefer cow to human, integrity that protect looters that jump fence to apc, integrity that promote someone on retirement, integrity that allowed Meina to escaped from.Nigeria, integrity that bring bloodshed I repeat may thunder kill integrity

And Mr Churchill or Cathederalhill you have integrity isn't?

Thank you for your opinion I love Atiku that way and I will vote for him you and wole soyinka can go and die.

Integrity is no longer what we want all we want is delivering and not integrity pooh so bro go to hell with your stupid analysis.

Now to all of you apc idiots either you bollocks likes it or not Atiku/Obi we stand for your dusgraceful lifeless a r s e hole can go and die.

Criminals are the ones endorsing Buhari simply they are looking for free passage from.wrath of buharism. By the who are ex militant union? in fact how can ex militant be allow to form a union in the first place? We're these bastards not the one that introduce kidnapping to Nigeria soil?

Last time it was a mad man in kwara that first endorsed Buhari

The prostitute followed to endorsed buhari.

The association of imbecilles endorsed Buhari.

Then we heard association of fulani herdsmen who are vampire endorsed Buhari

Not long ago a group of semi insane called group of religion endorsed Buhari

Few weeks ago it was association of demential people that endorsed Buhari


And today it's association of pipeline vandal criminals called ex militant endorsing Buhari.

Only people with no life I mean lifeless people like him are his endorsers nice one.

soberdrunk:
This Mr Peter tells too many lies, this same man told us he has had only one wristwatch for over 17 years, the most annoying part is how some overly sentimental and myopic individuals will still come out and defend him just because of their unexplainable hatred for the present administration. I will continue to say it and i dont care whose ox is gored, all those screaming 'atikulate' do not care about the future of our nation but simply want the present administration out either due to sentimental or financial reasons, a sick man 'knowingly' taking the 'wrong drugs' has either fallen in love with death or is tired of life, with the way some people are badmouthing this administration you will think they will support new candidates/parties that have 'brilliant ideas' on how to move the nation forward with everything but No!! They would rather go with 'the old wine in new bottle', an individual that everyone knows his character is questionable and his sidekick that keeps feeding us 'cheap lies'

Mr man shut up and feck off. Name one apc bigwigs that does not owned property outside Nigeria pls name one including Buhari your rogue saint? Can you tell me does Buhari rented a house for his kids abroad where they school Pls does Tinubu rented his mansion in UK Pls the mansion in Dubai owned by Akapbio what about it? The multimillion mansion owned by Burantal the chief of army in Dubai what about it The mansion owned by Aisha Buhari secretly in Dubai pls what about it? Oh you think we are all fools bro we know as go dey go so kindly shut up.


Peter obi owned a mansion in UK I put it to you again and again name one apc bigwig with no mansion outside Nigeria then I will drop the bombshell with evidence that will shock you and your fellow fools. Buhari is a very dangerous cunning pretending rogue I will say it million time because his kids studying abroad are not living in a rented house bro get that to your head and stop vomiting thrash.