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Health › Re: Jack Dorsey To Donate $1 Billion To Fund Global COVID-19 Relief by klax(m): 7:14am On Apr 08, 2020
Devops:
28% of his wealth.. wow.

Meanwhile the very stupid Mark Zuckerberg worth over $57Billion can't even donate up to half a billion. Very stingy stupid man.
Na to dey block account ehn know.

I feel like beating the shit out of him, look at Tory Lanez Live Video we were all using to kill boredom on IG. the stupid Mark Zuckerberg had to cut it off and ban his account.

Mehn Thank God he doesn't own twitter. Very stupid man.
Oh boy calm down its too early beside plz na you keep money or did you keep money for Zuker hand or pockethuh

Pls its his money and he has absolute right to give as he wish he is not breaking any law so Mr man calm down beside Zucker did not created Coro.
Health › Re: Jack Dorsey To Donate $1 Billion To Fund Global COVID-19 Relief by klax(m): 6:06am On Apr 08, 2020
Ancientbeing:
Very generous of him. God replenish good hearted men's pockets o.

Meanwhile, where are the cash gurus in 9ja?
The billions Nigerian cash guru gave what did buhari did with it?
Politics › Re: Boko Haram: Why Buhari Can’t Lead Our Troops Like Chadian President– Tony Momoh by klax(m): 7:24pm On Apr 07, 2020
This idiot call Mornmorn the type of jail he will leave the rest of his life still unded construction the very power fall out of apc hand.

Very stupid man ordinary news caster turned *Don* under buhari shit govt.
Politics › Re: Boko Haram: Why Buhari Can’t Lead Our Troops Like Chadian President– Tony Momoh by klax(m): 7:22pm On Apr 07, 2020
majamajic:
Older men lies alot

Why ?
Just leave this idiot call Mornmorn the type of jail he will leave the rest of his life still unded construction the very power fall out of apc hand.

Very stupid man ordinary news caster turned *Don* under buhari shit govt.
Health › Re: Nigerian Coronavirus Patient Bites Chinese Nurse (pics) by klax(m): 7:17pm On Apr 07, 2020
He is lucky it happened in China had it be its in North Korea he will be executed right in that hospital.

He is stupid and very useless same way his name sound stupid and confusing.

Okonkwonwonye!!!

Bloody vampire in human skin.
Politics › Re: Wike Shuts Down Caverton Helicopters For Violation Of Movement Restrictions by klax(m): 5:23pm On Apr 07, 2020
Ashawoboi27:
Wike be looking for means to get money
To get money as in?
Education › Re: Lagos Pegs Entry Age Into JSS1 At 12 Years by klax(m): 5:13pm On Apr 07, 2020
I'm 100% in support. This was how it was then when education really count it was that useless IBB that laid every distructive foundation Nigeria as a nation is experiencing today.

Lets go back to the old system of education. In UK and US you can't see 12 years already out of secondary but here even 12 years can be in year 2 in Uni and its normal.
Politics › Re: Violence Mars Distribution Of Free Food Stuff In Kaduna (pic) by klax(m): 4:07pm On Apr 07, 2020
shazam47:
the person wey do black man this kind thing no go make heaven sad
Bro d tin strong I swear.
Christianity Etc › Re: Pastor Chris Oyakhilome On 5G: Lagos And Abuja Shut By FG For Installation Of 5G by klax(m): 4:04pm On Apr 07, 2020
Olufemiolaolu:
Hin be like say they don mix something with his hair relaxer. grin This conman is totally confused. If Nigeria is a serious country they ought to have picked him up. What he is doing is worse than what Funke Akindele did
Bro chill. The relaxer in his hair contained 5G that is why he preached 5G, talked 5G, dreamed 5G infact He drinks 5G.

Pls let Chris calm down oo no need taken 5G to another level he should preach the Gospel for total repentance for the time is fast approaching not 5G distration.

And Fed govt should pls leave 5G matter 2G we neva get someone come dey talk 5G or 10G shit.
Christianity Etc › Re: Pastor Chris Oyakhilome On 5G: Lagos And Abuja Shut By FG For Installation Of 5G by klax(m): 3:51pm On Apr 07, 2020
GraGra247:
What kind of a preacher is this.
5G preacher.
Politics › Re: Nigeria Revokes Eleven Oil Licenses (names) by klax(m): 2:05pm On Apr 07, 2020
Pls what kind of names are these? I read through the names its like I'm speaking in tongue while trying to pronounced them.

Even their names contained revokation already
Politics › Re: Seyi Makinde: I Used Carrots, Vitamin C, Blackseed Oil, Honey To Fight COVID-19 by klax(m): 9:08am On Apr 07, 2020
Lanretoye:
who tested you positive for corona virus
May be he tested himself pls let him tell us how did he did it too.
Celebrities › Re: Funke Akindele, Husband Found Guilty, To Serve 14 Days Community Service by klax(m): 6:26pm On Apr 06, 2020
They are very lucky they would have break Africa record if not world record to be the first to go to jail for Corona Virus what a testimonial!!!
Health › Re: Coronavirus: We Will Release Policy On Face Masks This Week – NCDC DG by klax(m): 6:06pm On Apr 06, 2020
Which policy mahhuh
Health › Re: Lagos Discharges Two More Coronavirus Patients by klax(m): 6:03pm On Apr 06, 2020
And some advanced countries are still counting there death.

See as God dey punished d West with their unecessary long throat and bad belle towards Black race Aftica in particular.


Dem wan use Coro wipe us out but na dem Coro come dey wipe out small small.

Kudos to Lagos government and every other state government the federation, keep the job going if Ebola can died Coro must die too we want no mass death.
Celebrities › Re: Princess Shyngle Loses Her Pregnancy by klax(m): 5:50pm On Apr 06, 2020
Young lady you are a liar so shut
da f u c k and stop involving God in abortion. Were you not the one that cried out of lacks and no more yahoo yahoo cash from your prisoner yahoo boyfriend few days ago?

You that opened the book of lamentation of no more cash, hell with pregnacy and your money tap(yahoo boyfriend) in jail suddenly lost pregnancy today bahhuh You are a liar so shut up.
Celebrities › Re: Funke Akindele, Husband Found Guilty, To Serve 14 Days Community Service by klax(m): 5:29pm On Apr 06, 2020
Nice judgement. Pls the community cleaning not service Oshodi, Mile12 market, Agege market should be included next time they will know this is Nigeria. Corona virus is not about PDP or APC its between life or death.

Pls every other person in that nonsense party should be arrrest especially that a s s hole called Naira bullshit of a boy.

I love the judge no joy at all do anyhow and get anyhow punishment.

Funke call your secret politician lover may be he Will help you. Pls I no mention name oo if you mention name na come sabi dat one.
Celebrities › Re: Lockdown: We Are Yet To See Naira Marley – Police by klax(m): 1:39pm On Apr 06, 2020
Then declare him wanted simple as that.

No plenty blabla get the damn thing arrest and prosecuted.
Crime › Re: Lockdown: Police Seize Bike Of Man Who Went To Buy Fufu (Video) by klax(m): 1:35pm On Apr 06, 2020
May be the bike has Corona or the bike itself is a suspect because as far Nigeria police is concern everything is a suspect we've seen generator, goat, vulture, cow taken to cuustody as suspect.
Christianity Etc › Re: Coronavirus And 5G: Pastor Matthew Ashimolowo Addresses Conspiracy Theory (Video by klax(m): 11:33am On Apr 06, 2020
Seun:
Good, but there are many other truths you need to tell them.
But I think you said you are atheist so why on the thread? So let those who believe in God to discuss it across board Christain, Muslim etc ok.

Steer clear. No offense though....
Health › Re: COVID-19: Our Hospitals Are Stretched, U.S Tells Citizens Leaving Nigeria by klax(m): 11:28am On Apr 06, 2020
NaijaRoyalty:
Donald trump would rather die than beg China

His Ego is longer than third mainland bridge .
I don't think Trump is suffering from any ego as per the situation on ground because he had received aid from China and I think Russia if I'm correct.

Though this pandemic has really exposed countries like US and UK in some areas.
Foreign Affairs › Re: Chadian Soldiers Led By President Idris Debby Burst Boko Haram Warehouse by klax(m): 9:53am On Apr 05, 2020
Buhari!!!!!!!!!
Politics › Re: COVID-19: PDP Directs Members To Scale Up Personal Interventions by klax(m): 6:52am On Apr 05, 2020
chatinent:
PDP and APC are the only political parties in Nigeria. Others are mere social groups.
Calling other political parties social group you have even overrated them. All other political parties are mere family meeting or all those CDA of streets.
Politics › Re: No Licence For 5G Network In Nigeria –FG by klax(m): 9:35pm On Apr 04, 2020
Pls let them just go with their 5G wahala 2G sef we never use it finish 4G we never start dem dey bring one demonic 5G.
Celebrities › Re: Khafi Kareem And Gedoni Ekpata Cancel Their Wedding Over Coronavirus Lockdown by klax(m): 8:47pm On Apr 04, 2020
These people againhuh

OP pls the Chiness Virus called Corona or the damn 5G world order bullshit is everyone major issue right now its getting pretty much scary not all these BBJ or BBT or BBM crap.

If one damn marriage is cancelled I don't bloody give a f u c k my plight right now is how these bastards from China and the damn 5G shit won't wipe Africa out the way things are going.
Crime › Re: Pastor Caught With Human Faeces Makes Shocking Revelation (Photos, Video) by klax(m): 6:39pm On Apr 04, 2020
I belief he want to eat the faeces because I learned some yahoo idiots eat human faeces so its likely he is a yahoo in pastor garment.

They should take him to any barracks toilet shey he wan eat faeces bah? Na him go tire.

Nonsense man.
Health › Re: COVID-19: Garba Abari Says Chinese Experts Coming To Share Experince Only by klax(m): 3:44pm On Apr 04, 2020
Share experience of death or experience on how the sleepy eyes fools eat virtually everything under the heaven and infected the world with their virus or whathuh

But why do Nigerian behave like thesehuh So france, Germany, Italy, Spain, UK are stupid bah for not asking China to come and share experience of virushuh

Pls na who do this thing to Nigeria for God sake? That bitch might come here and release more coro on our nation.

Buhari where are you pls arrest whoever behind this stupidity right away.
Politics › Re: Lai Mohammed: Lockdown Will Be Extended If Nigerians Don’t Behave Themselves by klax(m): 2:02pm On Apr 04, 2020
Liar Mohamad!!! Pls why are you are like thesehuh

Sir were you born this way or apc made you to become thesehuh
Health › Re: USA Sniping Chinese Face Masks Bound For France - French Politicians Accuse US by klax(m): 1:53pm On Apr 04, 2020
Its like Vorona had really Coroded France brain to be on the news for some sorts of annoying issues.

Not long they want to use their generation in Africa to experiment Corona vaccine now its face mask bullshit against US.

I guess Coro had infected french people brain and add weed to it.
Romance › Re: Messi VS Ronaldo: Kaka Picks Messi Ahead Of Ronaldo Despite Real Madrid Links by klax(m): 1:48pm On Apr 04, 2020
Pls Mr OP set us free here of all these bullshit nonsense Messi Ronaldo shit haba what is a these nonsense nahhuh

Is Mesdi Ronaldo what Nigerians are facing right now or what? Im sick of all these depressive thread biko na wetin for God sake?
Crime › Re: Soldiers Who Threatened To Rape Women In Warri Arrested In Lagos by klax(m): 10:03am On Apr 04, 2020
johnmartus:
Very good... send the son of bitch to prison. God bless my warri brother.
Not only jail imminent dismissal almost certain for their silly act.
Health › Re: French Doctors Say 'Test Coronavirus Vaccines In Africa", Eto’o, Drogba React by klax(m): 9:52am On Apr 04, 2020
Here we are again. I direct my words to those fools here and in entire Africa who believes they can't live without those stinky things called White shit* now all of you has seen how they think about you all.

Some will even tell you oh i must marry *white man shit* now see as they put your race in same level with guinea pighuh

I grew up in their midst I understand their mentality and that is why I don't respect them a bit.

Bastards!!! Come and test your generation you put in Africa with your stupid vaccine nah.

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