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Family / Re: Serious Matter Needs Attention by klbakare(m): 10:14pm On Apr 25, 2020
Save your life first. Eat the food. Let the children eat. Anybody can help anybody. Forget about money from ex. Life goes on. After the lock down. Work and pray so that you won't be in that circumstance with your husband again.
P. S: that ass in your d. P is good, is it yours or borrowed?

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Romance / Re: Please I Am Tired Of Being Single I Need A Wife by klbakare(m): 9:28pm On Apr 25, 2020
harlos:

Ko easy fun omokunrin grin
I know, i understand.
Health / Re: 15 Countries With No Confirmed COVID-19 Cases by klbakare(m): 9:26pm On Apr 25, 2020
gimakon:


With closed borders abi? And ticket to some of these places be like almost $3500 -$5000 if care is not taken. You have to get there with at least 3 connecting flights!

Na horse i dey ride go, see you. Na jungle a go follow reach
Family / Re: What's The Craziest Thing Your Mom Ever Caught You Doing? by klbakare(m): 9:25pm On Apr 25, 2020
SyrusdeHansome:



Busy-body


Jobless-body
Lazy-body
Crime / Re: Policemen Who Assaulted Tola Azeez Dismissed In Osun by klbakare(m): 10:19pm On Apr 24, 2020
Lipscomb:
They should kill them before they turn to armrobber.
baba, e brutal sir grin grin cheesy
Health / Re: 15 Countries With No Confirmed COVID-19 Cases by klbakare(m): 10:18pm On Apr 24, 2020
Nwanyiogwashi:
relocate and leave which people here cry nobody is going anywhere grin cheesy
una never know anything. Am saddling my horse, i ride tomorrow with my dane gun. If you wanna go, you can come grin

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Culture / Re: Chanel Chin: Oluwo Used To Beat Me, Cheated With Our Housemaid by klbakare(m): 10:15pm On Apr 24, 2020
The gurl is hurt
Culture / Re: Chanel Chin: Oluwo Used To Beat Me, Cheated With Our Housemaid by klbakare(m): 9:30pm On Apr 24, 2020
Pathetic!
Religion / Re: Before You Sleep, Meditate And Pray With This by klbakare(m): 9:20pm On Apr 24, 2020
Amen ooooo

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Health / Re: 15 Countries With No Confirmed COVID-19 Cases by klbakare(m): 9:19pm On Apr 24, 2020
Time to relocate

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Romance / Re: Please I Am Tired Of Being Single I Need A Wife by klbakare(m): 9:16pm On Apr 24, 2020
Kpele! Konji ti fe pa baba. Wa ri iyawo ire lagbara olorun.

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Family / Re: Married Women,how Did You Cope With Your Cheating Husbands by klbakare(m): 10:29pm On Apr 23, 2020
Email me, I'll show you how they cope
Health / Re: Madagascar Hands Out ‘miracle’ Virus Cure As It Lifts Lockdown by klbakare(m): 10:28pm On Apr 23, 2020
I hope it works
Romance / Re: How To Make Sure A Woman Doesn't Marry Me Because Of Money by klbakare(m): 10:22pm On Apr 23, 2020
Speak to the holyghost. You are changed in christ ba? I believe you already have a regular communion with your maker by now
Politics / Re: "Why Is So Much Death Surrounding Buhari In Just A Few Days" - Reno Omokri React by klbakare(m): 10:21pm On Apr 23, 2020
I believe Reno should still know how to make contacts with aso rock. He can call in and ask buhari personally
Jokes Etc / Re: Am Finished by klbakare(m): 10:16pm On Apr 23, 2020
My sister you are finished in deed grin grin grin grin cheesy
Religion / Re: Ramadan Starts, Sins Relatively Suspended by klbakare(m): 10:00pm On Apr 23, 2020
Sin relatively suspended?
Family / Re: What's The Craziest Thing Your Mom Ever Caught You Doing? by klbakare(m): 12:07am On Apr 20, 2020
SyrusdeHansome:




Ur pic says a lot

What does her picture say. Don't blackmail her, you are not holy. Stop your foolishness and face your life. Jesus does not condemn her

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Family / Re: What's The Craziest Thing Your Mom Ever Caught You Doing? by klbakare(m): 11:48pm On Apr 19, 2020
LordAzubuike:

I was wondering what you were doing with a bra at that tender age but then I checked your profile picture and boom, your boobs can cause an earthquake

Sharraap! Her boobs are nothing out of the ordinary. Just state your aim quietly without hyping any shit.

Piss!
Family / Re: What Is The Craziest Thing Your Parents Ever Told You? (screenshots Attached) by klbakare(m): 11:27pm On Apr 19, 2020
I was having like a disagreement with mom one day, my bf was over at our place and I. Thought it was over. I just went over to sit next to my bf and suddenly my mom came out, stood in front of me and said" I SCREAMED WHEN I SAW YOU AT BIRTH,THINKING I HAD GIVEN BIRTH TO A LIZARD.. YOU WERE THIS TINY, NOW YOU GOT BOOBS AND YOU THINK YOU COULD BE RUDE TO ME? " I THOUGHT THAT WAS IT BUT MOMSI BROUGHT PICTURES AND THREW THEM AT ME...I looked like a baby lizard..still can't believe that was me.. NOW I DARE NOT EXCHANGE WORDS WITH MOM CAUSE I'M SURE SHE WOULDN'T HESISTATE TO USE THOSE PICTURES AGAINST ME.

Fear not! You are the real lizzy baby grin grin grin
Politics / Re: How Abba Kyari Died Of Coronavirus Disease In Lagos - By LASG by klbakare(m): 11:24pm On Apr 19, 2020
IYANGBALI:
oiiiiiiiiiiiiiin. Make i hear word jo
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Ooiiiiinnn. I have quit anyhow freaky freaky.
Family / Re: What's The Most Painful Thing Your Mother Ever Said To You? by klbakare(m): 11:19pm On Apr 19, 2020
RhemaDavids:
One of my cousin got married to a local man oo and the next thing she said is that others girls meet men and get married but my own is use and dump..chei I cried throughout that night
I have forgiven Her sha, now na she dey tell people say her daughter marry better rich Man
women and their love for money. It runs in their blood. Are you from the south east?

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Family / Re: What's The Most Painful Thing Your Mother Ever Said To You? by klbakare(m): 11:01pm On Apr 19, 2020
bluebay:
I still remember the Day my mom said to me that It’s better my Father will his properties to my younger brother, instead of me. Just because I refused being strict with the tenants but my younger brother is mostly rude to them. The incident right in front of my friend and then I was 17years of age. That mentality made me understand my mom got my brother as his favorite and it got so obvious lately.

Am sorry about this bro. Please don't take it to heart. Also take it up as a challenge never to depend on your parent's wealth. Most times parents love one child than the other, they fail at hiding. They rub it on the face of the less favoured. But both of them will face life, circumstances where their parents can't help them. You have a unique destiny bruv. Get close to God and pursue your destiny. GOD bless you!

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Romance / Re: Compulsory Confession by klbakare(m): 10:51pm On Apr 19, 2020
Do We Call This A Tragedy Or A Comedy. You Escaped Narrowly. Good Write Up Bruv.

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Politics / Re: How Abba Kyari Died Of Coronavirus Disease In Lagos - By LASG by klbakare(m): 10:50pm On Apr 19, 2020
IYANGBALI:
invite your babe now or beg your landlady to help you grin grin
There are girls here, they want me to dig them. But am a child of God. grin
Politics / Re: How Abba Kyari Died Of Coronavirus Disease In Lagos - By LASG by klbakare(m): 10:42pm On Apr 19, 2020
IYANGBALI:
pusssasy don dey hungry you?

Partly, i need company too.
Romance / Re: Compulsory Confession by klbakare(m): 10:42pm On Apr 19, 2020
Franzese:


Done....

Ok thanks
Politics / Re: How Abba Kyari Died Of Coronavirus Disease In Lagos - By LASG by klbakare(m): 10:41pm On Apr 19, 2020
tot:


Ah right. Read novels / ebooks maybe? Just try to find something you enjoy doing that can be done indoors. This won't last forever so better to maximize it.

Maybe I'll try books again. Last year i determined to read the bible through. So i started December to read 10 chapters daily. Due to work, i started lagging behind. Once federal lockdown started, i started reading aggressively to beat the lost time. I did. I finsihed the bible last two fridays. So it's not like i don't read but you know when you've had enough and you are literally tired of everything.
Politics / Re: Was Abba Kyari's body Flown In From London? (photo) by klbakare(m): 2:33pm On Apr 19, 2020
Aunty kemi might be able to help you. Tweet her.

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Politics / Re: How Abba Kyari Died Of Coronavirus Disease In Lagos - By LASG by klbakare(m): 2:12pm On Apr 19, 2020
tot:


Engage in physical activities - planks, skipping, etc. That would energize your body and mind in a positive way.
i do, i skip like 1000 every two days. I work my calf muscles. Toe raises etc. Then push up. I recently resumed all this stuff. But am still fed up embarassed
Religion / Re: Pastor Enoch Adeboye Has Predicted Another Disaster That Will Befall Nigeria by klbakare(m): 12:17pm On Apr 19, 2020
We don hear

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