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Sports / Re: The Moment Xhaka Told Fans To F**k Off After Being Subbed by kleverley(m): 8:51am On Oct 28, 2019
I don't even see the area where this guy is excellent in the game of football.
To crown it all,he lacks leadership qualities. Anyways arsenal continue to disappoint
Sports / Re: UNICAL Malabites Wins 2019 Edition Of The Higher Institutions Football League by kleverley(m): 5:36pm On Oct 27, 2019
great malabites. Keep soaring higher. we love y'all
Religion / Re: What's Your Most Embarrassing Moment In Church? Share Your Experience. by kleverley(m): 5:33pm On Oct 27, 2019
Legalese:
LMAO! Yours is the worst. Mistaken identity.
Honestly, I was really embarrassed that day.
I even tried to explain to them I wasn't the one but nobody wan hear oo..
I serve the embarrassment for a while sha
Religion / Re: What's Your Most Embarrassing Moment In Church? Share Your Experience. by kleverley(m): 4:46pm On Oct 27, 2019
A particular guy wore exactly the same outfit as me that Sunday, to Make it worst, he was almost my height.
This guy decided to render a special song. The guy really messed up the entire song and the whole congregation laughed hysterically.
After church I was the subject of mockery for another person just because of dress coincidence

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Sports / Re: Football Rules When We Were Kids by kleverley(m): 9:01am On Oct 26, 2019
airsaylongcon:

Your area anywhere in former Bendel?
obudu in cross river, near Benue though
Sports / Re: Football Rules When We Were Kids by kleverley(m): 11:34am On Oct 25, 2019
Emily22:
Also when we av less than 6 players, we automatically switch to FOUR POST.

If u no play four post, aswear u never play anything...that game will reveal your true friend .

The player that target your post the most is your enemy grin grin grin.........

Four man post
legendary game,every man on his own

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Sports / Re: Football Rules When We Were Kids by kleverley(m): 11:30am On Oct 25, 2019
Comedian2019:
We used to play low quality ball.
In Lagos, we call it Felele. When we play shot, the direction of the ball was determined by the direction of wind.
In my area we called it ''flying carpet''
lol

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Sports / Re: Football Rules When We Were Kids by kleverley(m): 11:22am On Oct 25, 2019
.The owner of the ball choses who plays. .the owner of the ball decides when the game ends by taking his ball home.
.the owner of the ball gains respect 4rm his closee elderz jst becoz they want 2 play on some occasions. .
the fat person is always the goal keeper.
if the ball passes over the goal post nd the owner of the ball says its a goal, ,the decision stands else #_ball dismiss
. .most annoying moment 2 the ball owner-someone beats him nd takes his ball by force
.most annoying moment-when ur team loses the game if anybody cross ur lane #_dead man alive
.most astonishing moment-when u dribble many people and score a goal #_king of soccer. .
most painful moment-the ball enters smelling mud nd someone happens 2 play it directly 2 ur face without cleaning it #_i no go gree dae tear shirt.
.most aggressive moment-u played under the rain, , the ball gets sandy all over and someone stamp it to ur back when u're without ur shirt #_laugh nd die;->
worst moment when ur jnr dribbles u nd plays the ball in between ur legs people start laughing including ur teammates, ,let the child laugh nd he smells his ass.
.buh in some localities the slogan goes_when the ball gets to the field,it is everyone's own. .that moment u are like #_OH HAD I KNOWN. ��
Rules governing the game-no shot. .burst nd pay, ,seize nd pay. .
The owner of the ball becomes king. .u start playing like #_Dimitr Berbatov. .i

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Politics / Re: Ambode 800 Buses Vs. Sanwo-Olu 800 Buses (PHOTOS) by kleverley(m): 7:06am On Oct 24, 2019
niaralandtopuser:
how is 800+800=1.6m
An error but I've modified it
Politics / Re: Ambode 800 Buses Vs. Sanwo-Olu 800 Buses (PHOTOS) by kleverley(m): 7:05am On Oct 24, 2019
psucc:
Bros you dry nigerian presidency? Even if you ask somebody in the Presidential Villa 2+2=? He will tell you it is N20b
lol
it was an error
Politics / Re: Ambode 800 Buses Vs. Sanwo-Olu 800 Buses (PHOTOS) by kleverley(m): 7:04am On Oct 24, 2019
owbabs:

Please where did you get the stuff you're smoking. I'd like to get some.
lol
twas an error, I've had it corrected
Politics / Re: Ambode 800 Buses Vs. Sanwo-Olu 800 Buses (PHOTOS) by kleverley(m): 7:02am On Oct 24, 2019
RexTramadol1:



1,600 buses tho'
It was an error thanks for the much needed correction
Politics / Re: Ambode 800 Buses Vs. Sanwo-Olu 800 Buses (PHOTOS) by kleverley(m): 7:00am On Oct 24, 2019
niaralandtopuser:
how is 800+800=1.6m
oops! Error
Politics / Re: Ambode 800 Buses Vs. Sanwo-Olu 800 Buses (PHOTOS) by kleverley(m): 2:46pm On Oct 23, 2019
1600 buses in total..
Nice development

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Crime / Re: Oghara Poly Thief Caught And Beaten To Pulp (Disturbing Photos) by kleverley(m): 1:55pm On Oct 23, 2019
wonderful!!
It is only in Nigeria that you can receive beatings that will change ur nationality.
Now he's looking like an Asian
Sports / Re: Fans React, Eden Hazard Misses Open Goal For Real Madrid by kleverley(m): 8:04am On Oct 23, 2019
odehaj:
what about the goat � himself, Leo Agaba Messi?
Agaba??
is like u from cross river
Sports / Re: Rashford Makes Virgil VanDijk Crawl On The Pitch. See Reactions by kleverley(m): 9:11am On Oct 21, 2019
Virgil Van Dijk is overhyped, Liverpool fans won't accept that fact.
I've watched him severally and there's nothing really special about his defending.
Comparing this guy to either Messi or Ronaldo is blasphemy!!
Science/Technology / Re: Escaped Lion Found In Kano Zoo After Devouring Goats In Their Cage by kleverley(m): 2:31pm On Oct 20, 2019
ITbomb:

N100m will be budgeted for buying injection N300m for new cage N100m for new goats
New goats

Sports / Re: Recieve A Contract To Play In England Apply Now by kleverley(m): 4:04pm On Oct 19, 2019
Not bad
Sports / Re: Lionel Messi Beats Ronaldo To Become Greatest Player In The 21st Century by kleverley(m): 3:59pm On Oct 19, 2019
Binikingdowm:
football is not just about goals and goals, assists, chance created, duels won etc etc matters
Gareth Bale and Didier Drogba ahead of Ryan Giggs how do you explain that?
Sports / Re: Lionel Messi Beats Ronaldo To Become Greatest Player In The 21st Century by kleverley(m): 3:56pm On Oct 19, 2019
Binikingdowm:
football is not just about goals and goals, assists, chance created, duels won etc etc matters
do you believe kdb should be ahead of hazard?
How is that possible?
Sports / Re: Lionel Messi Beats Ronaldo To Become Greatest Player In The 21st Century by kleverley(m): 3:55pm On Oct 19, 2019
kleverley:
I gave up on the rankings the moment I saw the position of Rooney,Lampard and Ibrahimovic
If I take another look at the rankings, I'll become angry. Look where schweinsteiger is placed, KDB ahead of Hazard wtf
This ranking is full of shit!!
Sports / Re: Lionel Messi Beats Ronaldo To Become Greatest Player In The 21st Century by kleverley(m): 3:51pm On Oct 19, 2019
I gave up on the rankings the moment I saw the position of Rooney,Lampard and Ibrahimovic
Education / Re: This Is How Scientists Fooled You The Earth Is Round by kleverley(m): 2:52pm On Oct 19, 2019
Evangkatsoulis:

Since we have photo/video editing software, how do you know those pictures were taken from space?
This your evidence is not sufficient, man. Seems like you believe anything.
So someone moving around the earth was evidence to you. How did you confirm mr x actually moved around the earth.
Not only that, claiming that a boat would fall of the earth of a flat earth shows a complete lack of understanding of basic physics.
It is also cool to say that no one has ever been to space, no one knows the structure of other planetary bodies from your belief,but physics also tells you that the mass of an object is the same anywhere you go and you believe it ... Kudos!!
Education / Re: This Is How Scientists Fooled You The Earth Is Round by kleverley(m): 2:47pm On Oct 19, 2019
Evangkatsoulis:

Since we have photo/video editing software, how do you know those pictures were taken from space?
This your evidence is not sufficient, man. Seems like you believe anything.
So someone moving around the earth was evidence to you. How did you confirm mr x actually moved around the earth.
Not only that, claiming that a boat would fall of the earth of a flat earth shows a complete lack of understanding of basic physics.
OK,how then do you explain the differences in sunrise and sunset with ur flat earth assertion?
As well as solar eclipse,lunar eclipse etc.
Do not let your misconception in physics ruin your general understanding.
I don't believe anything. Nonetheless, I'm not a doubting Thomas. Perhaps I've several evidences to make me believe the earth is round whereas I don't think you do.
Even the physics knowledge you're imploring still uses the round earth philosophy so get your facts right
Sports / Re: Man United Boss Ole Gunnar Solskjaer Would Consider Resigning by kleverley(m): 2:15pm On Oct 19, 2019
Please make it fast
after tomorrow's game.. kindly walkaway... To save ur face and reputation before ed fires u
Sports / Re: Permutations That Would See Man Utd Drop Into Relegation Zone This Weekend by kleverley(m): 11:55am On Oct 19, 2019
@ Op
It is Matty Longstaff who scored that goal and not Sean.
All I know is a nice hammering of united by 5-0 would help them land in the drop zone either tomorrow or next week
BTW,
Sack Solsjkaer

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Education / Re: This Is How Scientists Fooled You The Earth Is Round by kleverley(m): 10:48am On Oct 19, 2019
Evangkatsoulis:

The flat earthers are telling you that those visits to space were faked. Can you prove that your "evidences from space" are genuine? Have you been to space before?
Wonderful!!
A flat earth believer who has never been to space comes and make a frivolous claim that the earth is flat, debunking that of people who have proofs (pictorial) that the earth is round and you embrace it with much ease!!
If the earth were flat as they claim, we'll also like to see pictures of it, you could help me with one
Education / Re: This Is How Scientists Fooled You The Earth Is Round by kleverley(m): 9:16am On Oct 19, 2019
Evangkatsoulis:

I am claiming to be flat or round earther. Just that your proof is not sufficient.

If you've followed the thread very well,you'll see several other evidences, if you're still unconvinced by them then it'll be safe for you to take a trip to space and find out for yourself
Education / Re: This Is How Scientists Fooled You The Earth Is Round by kleverley(m): 8:57am On Oct 19, 2019
Evangkatsoulis:

Oga, eveything goes back to gravity. A force is what would make you fall off. You wouldn't just fall because you reached the edge. You would instead continue in a straight line parallel to your initial path.
Yes, you can walk on that cube same way you walk on a hill or a flyover.
Oceans move due to the moon and sun's gravitational pull.
Have a nice ride with your flat earth belief , even when several scientists have studied space and discovered the nature and structure of other planets and also provided an aerial view of what out of earth looks like.
Anyways, everyone is entitled to his or her own opinion
Education / Re: This Is How Scientists Fooled You The Earth Is Round by kleverley(m): 8:17am On Oct 19, 2019
Evangkatsoulis:

Nope, if they reached the edge of the cube, they would cross over to the other face. Which force would make them fall off? Gravity acts towards the centre of the earth.
Now considering the diagram you put up there,how possible is it to walk that way on a cube?
If the roof of ur house were flat, imagine pouring water on it's top, will the water flow to the various edges? No it'll flow to a point where it will pour down like that of a waterfall.
But if it is round, the case would certainly be different

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Education / Re: This Is How Scientists Fooled You The Earth Is Round by kleverley(m): 7:47am On Oct 19, 2019
Evangkatsoulis:

Yes na. If the earth were shaped as a cuboid, one could start on one face, go round the other faces and still return to the starting position.
That's not true. If the earth were flat,they'll definitely get to the end of the earth and they'll even fall out of the earth. Or you can even say one would get to a point where he can put his hand out of the earth. Likened to the movie the god's must be crazy ..lol

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