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Romance / Re: Opinion: If You Really Want Your Ex To Know You've Moved On, Stop Doing This! by KLINMANN(m): 2:27pm On Jun 05, 2020
KingZaddy:
you got good points...


your ex is pained when she doesnt see signs of you missing her.


stop being constant online (whatsapp facebook)

dont chat her up

when you make posts let them be business related (life progress)

celebrate birthday of other friends and make sure your captions dont smell of emotional hurts
spot on bro and if you got them on whatsapp, read there status if you have been doing that before the breakup, ignoring it after breakup shows you are pained.

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Romance / Re: Man Kisses His Fiancee In Cute Pre-Wedding Photos by KLINMANN(m): 2:40pm On Nov 13, 2018
sad


This one no be better kiss naa, I was hoping to see a man sucking his wife's buccal cavity.

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Business / Re: What's The One Thing You Still Manage To Buy When You're Broke? by KLINMANN(m): 8:18pm On Oct 05, 2018
Saff:
Stop splattering my mentions with foolishness, then maybe I won’t have to correct your stupidity. Go and grab a book, educate yourself, Mr dumbo.
wow, so he should get education to understand that riding different dicks isn't a loss but gain. Rider, continue one dey body go tell u.. After all if u no make money with ur wide Pusssy wetin u gain.. Victor AD talk am. Lol

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Celebrities / Re: Why Wizkid’s ‘made In Lagos’ Will Be Better Than Davido’s Sophomore Album by KLINMANN(m): 1:14pm On Sep 02, 2018
sm1076:
my game do the convincing not words so call or whatsapp the number below if interested check and confirm before calling
Wow!!! You are too good bro, see all the games enter... But bros, why not use 200k to play these your sure games so you can help is fold bet9ja... Ode

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Sports / Re: Chelsea Owner Roman Abramovich Puts Club Up For Sale For £2 Billion by KLINMANN(m): 8:41am On Aug 26, 2018
Dannieln1:


Can you just make sensible comments instead of showing how stvpid u ar onine
Come on u Dan pass this kind comment na bro...

I Taya for u oo
what is your problem, this is a faceless forum. Do you know if it's Dangote behind that comment
Sports / Re: Willian leaks what Sarri told them before Huddersfield game by KLINMANN(m): 12:21pm On Aug 14, 2018
Maxcollins042:
With a football formation like 3-5-2-1 and with high pressing midfielders, this Sarri-ball will become inconsequential.
3-5-2-1?bros easy oo... Keeper join

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Politics / Re: Nigeria Is A Security Disaster Under Buhari By Jude Ndukwe by KLINMANN(m): 11:18am On Aug 13, 2018
Mcheeew, something even the deaf dullard in aso rock knows

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Car Talk / Re: This Ferrari Book Costs ₦10.8m, The Price Of A Brand New Toyota Camry by KLINMANN(m): 3:54pm On Aug 10, 2018
Trust Aba boys, them go contribute money buy one then photocopy it.

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Politics / Re: 5,000 Nasarawa APC Members Defect To PDP by KLINMANN(m): 11:39am On Aug 09, 2018
bloodykiller:
i know cool
may be he just realized

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Crime / Re: 45-Year-Old Bricklayer Sodomises 11-Year-Old Boy, Gives Him N20 (Photo) by KLINMANN(m): 12:15pm On Aug 02, 2018
Afonja and homosexuality be like 5 and 6..

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Politics / Re: Sowore: "I Have Heard That Nnamdi Kanu Is Being Held By The Authorities" by KLINMANN(m): 3:32pm On Jul 04, 2018
Sarkin:
your waec result is already out. Won't you check??
Trying hard to be funny, u just ended up being stupid

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Sports / Re: I Don’t Know Why I Didn’t Award Penalty To Nigeria – Turkish Referee by KLINMANN(m): 1:53am On Jun 28, 2018
Wonderboy91:


How old are you and when did you start watching football ? Common sense did not tell you that weather deliberate or not, when you obstruct a ball like that at such a crucial pace it’s suppose to be ? Take for example baloguns obstruction which looked like a mistake on the last man after the slight miskick
bros check recent FIFA rules and stop show casing your ignorance
Religion / Re: "Spirit Of Beersheba Sent Me To Seduce Catholic Priests In Amaruru, Imo" (VIDEO) by KLINMANN(m): 4:52pm On Jun 18, 2018
abdelrahman:
South east and funny news are like bread and butter
Northerners and Bokoharam killings are like 5&6
Politics / Re: FFK To Oshiomhole: I Would Put You In Small Monkey Cage With Big Hot Chimpanzee by KLINMANN(m): 3:08pm On Jun 18, 2018
frankwyte:
I have not picked any sense from you since I notice you on this forum. It's either you are writing to praise PMB or issuing tantrums against another non supporter or you ditch trash regarding IPOB! And look at your age we are suppose to learn something meaningful from you. Now it's the other way round. Who do you this thing? He no go better for ram sir.
Finishing..

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Celebrities / Re: Rosemond Brown: I Have Slept With 24 Actors, Had 1st Sugar Daddy At 16 by KLINMANN(m): 2:51pm On Jun 18, 2018
GloriaNinja:
just like your mother.
Bae your signature indicated that you don't quote stupid people.. You would have simply ignore the fool

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Politics / Re: Princess Oyenike Oyedele Roberts Contesting For President Of Nigeria (Photos) by KLINMANN(m): 2:43pm On Jun 18, 2018
Vision2045:






I tire for our Youth dem o, U guys complain of Buhari led government inefficiency. Yet, a candidate declares her intention.

Instead of trying to find more information about her to underline her credentials.

You guys will just come online with your free 5mb and a desire to garner likes and type rubbish


Abeg we deserve the leaders we dey get.
Thank you brother, I couldn't just comment or quote any of there stupid comments.

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Religion / Re: "Gain Access To International Blessing With 1k" Pastor Says –Daddy Freeze Reacts by KLINMANN(m): 1:19pm On Jun 07, 2018
SalamRushdie:
I am more concerned about Buhari going back to Daura
bro it concerns me most.. I really can't wait, if he likes he can change may 27 to free money day he must go back to daura.

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Sports / Re: Top 10 Highest Goal Scorers In Europe 2017/2018 by KLINMANN(m): 5:29pm On Jun 01, 2018
BlackManta:


CR7 played 10 less games than Messi this season.

Salah played 5 less games than Messi this season.

And yet Messi is ahead of them with only 1 goal.

Hmmmmm....

What does that tell you cheesy
when next you type with your fingers at least reason with your brain... Ronaldo is now the striker at real but messi in the past 2 years have been a play maker at barca, you always see Ronaldo aroundvthe opponents half but messi plays deeper now he collects d ball and create chances.. He created the most chances in laliga gave the most assist in laliga..

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Sports / Re: Top 10 Highest Goal Scorers In Europe 2017/2018 by KLINMANN(m): 5:24pm On Jun 01, 2018
Umartins1:
The over hyped midget was made to play almost every game just to outscore the king
Chaii your brain dey leak oo... Find super glue use patch am

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Politics / Re: Buhari Meets With Wives Of 36 State Governors (Photos) by KLINMANN(m): 1:31pm On May 30, 2018
Aliyu333:
weak, try something better
It's not weak.. Hahahahahaha
Romance / Re: I Dont Want To Hurt My Jobless Boyfriend again for My Bestie by KLINMANN(m): 10:05am On May 30, 2018
pocohantas:


Nah, he isn't nice. He is broke and it has obviously affected his self-esteem. Men are not magnanimous enough to forgive a cheat and not bring it up later. This is the reason I would break-up with him, if I were you. You're definitely not going to start a marriage with him, having that in mind. That's me assuming you guys will marry, which is highly unlikely, considering the pressure ladies face and how long it takes a young man to stand on his feet.

You both are definitely going to part ways, LATER.
So, why not now?


If you like the other guy, give it a shot(with your head). It's a vicious cycle. Some young guy has to lose his girlfriend for an older financially stable guy to get married smiley

But this your title sha @ jobless boyfriend. Looks like his joblessness is a problem o. Try not to cheat on your next.
please don't take this advice
Sports / Re: Ronaldo's Goal Ranked Number One In Top 10 Goals Of 2017-18 Champions League by KLINMANN(m): 8:25pm On May 29, 2018
badmrkt:
Still looking for Messi on the ranking!!! shocked shocked shocked shocked shocked
next time look for your name in the ranking of the most stupid people in Nigeria. Guess u will be number2 after Buhari.

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Crime / Re: Priest Shot By Herdsmen Was Among Catholics That Protested Last Week – Deji by KLINMANN(m): 6:01pm On May 28, 2018
HeroicMeastro:

Look at you.... a pathetic fool!!
So weitn concern Donald Trump with your politics of calumny?
slowpoke!!!
this fool/buharislave is actually quoting anyone against his master buhari.. Idiot u have got no heart and I pray one of urs lovely become a victim of these heardsmen then you can come back and say this rubbish
Romance / Re: It Is Unnatural To Be Gay, No One Is Born That Way by KLINMANN(m): 11:26am On May 27, 2018
donstan18:

I can't, so help out.
guy are you one(homosexual) just asking
Family / Re: "Men Are Totally Useless" - Lady Tells Man Who Advised Wives by KLINMANN(m): 11:16am On May 25, 2018
SoapQueen:
The only thing that got my attention was the "honey and Sugar"part.

The body breaks down any form of sugar to Glucose, irrespective of its source.

So,I don't see why honey will replace sugar when they give almost same effects. Not all natural stuffs are safe. E. g Castor Bean.
brilliant!!!.. Your school fees no waste sis.. U passed chemistry
Politics / Re: #OBJWhereIsThePower?: Nigerians Join President Buhari To Ask Ex President (Photo by KLINMANN(m): 11:06am On May 24, 2018
fiizznation:
The Old fool spent 8 good years without anything to show, and he will always be at the forefront of criticizing anybody that won't lick his behind.

Very useless Oldman is that obasanjo. I just hope and pray that buhari will probe his stealing behind when he is reelected for the second time
Re-elected? Die by fire in Jesus name

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Sports / Re: Barcelona Legend Iniesta Leaves Barca,joins Japanese Club Vissel Kobe(pics) by KLINMANN(m): 11:00am On May 24, 2018
ObaKlaz:
There are geniuses I wish were immortals. Michael Jackson, Lionel Messi and Andres Lujan Iniesta are some of them.
and Ronaldo c
Celebrities / Re: Davido Congratulates Wizkid For Selling Out 02arena!! by KLINMANN(m): 11:57am On May 23, 2018
HeyCorleone:


Buhari may be confused, yes, but you obviously can't read because if you could, you wouldn't have inferred this nonsense from my statement.
sharap there, he even compared you with just dullard and u are ranting... You are more confused than Buhari+Osinbajo+Apc.. What are u calling asslicking, congratulating a colleague?
Romance / Re: How To Tell If A Guy Is Using You – If You Notice 3 And #7, RUN AWAY! by KLINMANN(m): 1:49pm On May 18, 2018
Fvck FTC.. its useless so long as its not bringing money to my BA
Politics / Re: Osinbajo: The Only Reason I Would Resign, I Didn’t Beg To Be VP by KLINMANN(m): 2:00pm On May 17, 2018
Jfyzee:
The only vibrant vp with a different..
difference
Celebrities / Re: Deji Adeyanju Challenges HushPuppi To A Debate In Front Of EFCC Office by KLINMANN(m): 1:40pm On May 17, 2018
talk2saintify:
shocked





Mr Man mind your business before Sango Strike you to death
If pesin no get money - Problem
If pesin get money - Yahoo Boy!
Stupid Nigerian Mentality





Where's My Money?
shut up, stop celebrating evil.. what does ur hushpuppi do

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