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FamilyRe: I Fainted When My Wife Said Our Former Neighbor Is The Father Of Our Child by Knivesout(m): 11:30pm On Jan 21, 2022
How do we get the whole gist.... thanks!
Decryptor:
Chai! Women!!

I heard of a man who discovered that the girl he thought was his daughter was not his biological daughter. Na him the man kukuma begin knack the girl and when his wife caught him and wanted to raise alarm, guy man showed his wife the test result, the woman just lipsrsealed lipsrsealed
CrimeRe: Man Narrates How His Friend Was Poisoned To Death Same Day He Was Made Chairman by Knivesout(m): 8:51am On Jan 14, 2022
Do you know that Devil is better than some humans undecided
Science/TechnologyRe: Massive Marine Skull Larger Than Human Body Reveals (Pictures) by Knivesout(m): 10:22pm On Jan 07, 2022
Those chapters agree with sciences..do ur research very well!
Aidejay:
Some people will want you to ignore such discoveries and limit your understanding of planet earth to Genesis chapter 1 & 2.

246 million years, 90 million years....
Car TalkRe: Man Spotted Fixing A Faulty Cab In Motion In Lagos: Video by Knivesout(m): 11:18am On Dec 23, 2021
Welcome to Lagos..Land of weird possibilities!
gasparpisciotta:
What cannot happen in Lagos does not exist.

From passengers helping drivers to step on brake pedals, to sedan Volvo being converted to a 4X4 for smuggling activities.

I once witnessed two conductors of different danfo buses fighting each time they both stop to pick passengers, serious fight o...

Lagos transportation system needs a major overhaul especially the road worthiness of most commercial vehicles.
Christianity EtcRe: Kumuyi: COVID-19 Is Real, It Almost Killed My Pastor by Knivesout(m): 8:38am On Dec 23, 2021
Ur mama is still trying to figure out who ur real father is ..the body count is too much!... anybody that calls u a bastard has an iota of respect for u! Wasted sperm!!!!
VOsimhen144:
bros abeg free me na. Getattt!! Of my mention.
Abi U want make I help U fvck ur mama, since your father can't performhuh
Christianity EtcRe: Kumuyi: COVID-19 Is Real, It Almost Killed My Pastor by Knivesout(m): 12:10am On Dec 23, 2021
U are obviously too stupid to insult!
VOsimhen144 [s:
post=108736520
]Even your English dey give me headache. Good night oo. Merry Christmas and a happy ass licking in advance
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Christianity EtcRe: Kumuyi: COVID-19 Is Real, It Almost Killed My Pastor by Knivesout(m): 11:38pm On Dec 22, 2021
Sometimes It's better to keep ur mouth shut and give the impression that you are stupid than open it and remove all doubts
VOsimhen144:
oga getattt! of my mention. Keep on licking your pastor's nyash.
I wish you Happy licking.
Christianity EtcRe: Kumuyi: COVID-19 Is Real, It Almost Killed My Pastor by Knivesout(m): 11:24pm On Dec 22, 2021
Stupidity is not a crime, so feel free to go ..
VOsimhen144:
keep quiet kill you there.

Zombie
Christianity EtcRe: Kumuyi: COVID-19 Is Real, It Almost Killed My Pastor by Knivesout(m): 10:40pm On Dec 22, 2021
Keep quiet!
VOsimhen144:
My own is that.....After treatment, instead for him to give the doctors some credit. He will deceive their gullible followers that God came down from heaven to heal him.
FamilyRe: Christmas Package A Mother-In-Law Gifted To Her Daughter-In-Law (Photos) by Knivesout(m): 9:16pm On Dec 20, 2021
grin how we go kno say u are saying d truth
MummyD2020:
My own na to gossip up and down with my name. Come see wetin ur mate dey do ooooooooo
SportsRe: Cristiano Ronaldo Auctions Off Signed Shirt To Raise Funds For La Palma by Knivesout(m): 8:07pm On Dec 20, 2021
Mr wake up from ur dream grin
Folabifreeman:
Good publicity.

I remember that year when Cristiano Ronaldo came for Trials at Wikki Tourist. We sure had fun
Music/RadioRe: Bella Shmurda: I'm Richer Than Everyone In My Class Who Thought I Was Dull by Knivesout(m): 7:35pm On Dec 19, 2021
Hmmmm....he's obviously a kid with that statement! He is yet to understand what life is all about.
EducationRe: Senior Secondary School Education In Ghana To Be Moved From 3yrs To 6yrs by Knivesout(m): 7:03pm On Dec 18, 2021
Ghana is several miles ahead of Nigeria when it comes to education!
CrimeRe: Woman Seized And Starved Teenage Mom’s 5 Months Baby Over Debts by Knivesout(m): 6:46pm On Dec 18, 2021
The heart is deceitful above all things, and desperately wicked: who can know it?

Jeremiah 17:9
EducationRe: ASUU Declares Indefinite Strike Nationwide by Knivesout(m):
I see this strike lasting till 2023.... Welcome to a government that relegates education to d bottomless pit
AAA593:
After long consultantion among the zones
ASUU has hereby declared an indefinite strike Nationwide
Till all demands are fulfilled, this Time ASUU made it clear that no amount of pressure will resist them from resuming untill all the demands Are fulfilled ���

Official details coming soon.....
SportsRe: Meet Jose Mourinho's Daughter, Matilde & Son, Jose Jr (Pictures) by Knivesout(m): 11:06am On Dec 17, 2021
This reminds of this movie " last night in soho"
ogbiwa:
Matilde now has her own pop-up shop in the heart of London's Soho that's open until Christmas Eve.
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Christianity EtcRe: I See People Like Ghosts, I Don't Even Know If I Am Hallucinating by Knivesout(m): 2:44pm On Dec 16, 2021
Atheists will certainly doubt ur story... Meanwhile look for a GENUINE pastor for help!
Urhobostronghea:
Two years ago, i was at the deltamall when i saw a lady sitting down by herself, a very beautiful lady. I just walked to her, she didn't order any thing, just sitting alone, she should be between 21 to 26 years.

When i sat close to her and greeted her, she seemed surprised and just smiled at me. I shifted my sit close and initiated a conversation, i started talking and she was only smiling until my friend came over and sat down at the other chair, i turned to look at my friend and then turn over but the lady was no longer there. I argued with my friend that said he was surprised that i was smiling and talking to an empty seat since.


That incidence never happened again until last week when i went to the general hospital. While i was there with my girlfriend, i saw people looking pale and without clothes. I knew something was odd when everyone else around doesn't even seem to notice anything so i kept my cool. I was shaking and sweating, the thought of turning sef was a serious problem. So when my girl finally came. I hurriedly walked out, i didn't even bother telling her what i saw.


So this week now, i have seen just enough to look for solution. A man walked to me looking for direction and after i described the road, my friend just tapped me to know who I was talking to, the guy was no longer there.


Is there anyone with similar experience and how did you solve it.


This is real and i am very serious cos few years ago i would have doubted this kind of thing.
SportsRe: Rohr: I would Have Won AFCON With Super Eagles In Cameroon by Knivesout(m): 2:26pm On Dec 16, 2021
Everythin is possible in the dream world
robosky02:
Rohr: I’d Have Won AFCON With Super Eagles In Cameroon



https://www.completesports.com/rohr-id-have-won-afcon-with-super-eagles-in-cameroon/
HealthRe: Mind-boggling Pictures Reveal People Who Have No Problem Taking A Risk( Pics) by Knivesout(m): 9:20pm On Dec 14, 2021
Please kindly point out any gibberish in his post. Thanks!
Kingosytex:
I wish Seun adds the block button to this forum.
There are monikers worth blocking. You and the that suya guy are always deluded.
All you do is create a thread with a moniker and comment rubbish with another one.

Gospel means good news.
I don't see how the gibberish you always dish out translates to good news.
FamilyRe: Woman Who Slapped Her Husband On Live Radio Show Goes On Her Knees To Beg Him by Knivesout(m): 9:22am On Dec 10, 2021
The woman repeatedly accused her husband of trying to embarass her in public.


And finally she received the grand embarrassment in public
RomanceRe: Kai!! Nigerian Men Are Heavily Promiscuous - Prove by Knivesout(m): 9:08am On Dec 10, 2021
For every main dish there's must b at least a side dish..
PoliticsRe: Sagay: Buhari Has Recovered Over ₦1 Trillion Stolen Funds by Knivesout(m):
Indeed Lai Mohamed( the chief liar) is doin a great job; he has produced quite a no of competent liars. Sagay must b one of his bonafide disciples!

Infact, this man has validated the fact there's a superlative degree of Lying


Just imagine this nonsense:
Total recoveries are hovering around the N1 trillion mark, and even more remarkably these recoveries have been recycled into the budget to uplift the oppressed and most vulnerable victims of corruption, namely, the young unemployed youths, young school children, who can now enjoy one free nutritional meal a day at school, extremely poor families who now receive the conditional cash transfer of N5,000 a month and women, youths, farmers, etc, who now receive interest free loans to capitalise their small scale businesses.

“So the recovered loot is pumped back into the lives of the most vulnerable Nigerians, in order to transform them into proud productive Nigerians, who will end up as employers themselves, contributing to the development of Nigeria,” he added.
Nairaland GeneralRe: Woman Dies Of Chest Pain And High Blood Pressure While Waiting For Pastor by Knivesout(m): 12:02pm On Dec 08, 2021
See how some folks here will blame the pastor..
CrimeRe: EFCC Declares Maxwell Chizi Odum wanted For Alleged Money Laundering (pix) by Knivesout(m): 11:34am On Dec 08, 2021
They will definitely leave Maxfraud and face Pastor Chris
FreeStuffsNG:
This man and his MBA forex he allegedly used to fleece his victims, have been in the news for this criminal reason.
I recall late at some point, his victims dragged in Pastor Oyakhilime and his church where he was alleged to have paid substantial part of his victims money as tithes.
I hope all his accounts have all been frozen and properties confiscated so people's money won't be further depleted.
All the enemies of Nigeria and Nigerians will lose las las. They always lose. God bless Nigeria
FamilyRe: 2 Men Lay Claims To A Baby Boy In Edo (Pictures, Video) by Knivesout(m): 11:28am On Dec 08, 2021
It's only king Solo that will settle this issue
RomanceRe: How Nairaland Change My Life by Knivesout(m): 1:04pm On Dec 07, 2021
Ubunja is a savior! cool...like for Ubunja redpills
Foreign AffairsRe: Donald Trump Raises £1bn For His New Social Media Platform To Rival Twitter by Knivesout(m): 11:05am On Dec 07, 2021
Ok , thanks!
vibre:
That crowwe app that was opened by the jihadist and buharist zombie called Adamu garba
Foreign AffairsRe: Donald Trump Raises £1bn For His New Social Media Platform To Rival Twitter by Knivesout(m): 8:19am On Dec 07, 2021
Name of d app, pls?
Nicepoker:
Take this down before you get banned.
Foreign AffairsRe: Donald Trump Raises £1bn For His New Social Media Platform To Rival Twitter by Knivesout(m): 8:17am On Dec 07, 2021
That man is a phenomemon grin
ArchiLtd:
Wait, only Trump was banned from Twitter, Facebook and YouTube? There is truly no one like Trump grin
EducationRe: Schoolmate Of Sylvester Oromoni Reveals How He Was Tortured By Senior Students by Knivesout(m):

I tried to explain to the principal what happened but they keep shutting us up and saying he was playing football even before sly uncle came to pick him up me and me and my friend told our dorm master mr amed what really happened but they didn't want to listen to us


Some humans are beasts!
CelebritiesRe: Adeyinka Alaseyori & Her Husband Dave Akinyemi Celebrate 6th Wedding Anniversary by Knivesout(m): 8:49pm On Dec 05, 2021
Homohabilis
MufasaLion:
They are beautiful.
RomanceRe: Slay Queen Dances Until Her Skirt Tears, Exposing Her Bare Butt (video) by Knivesout(m): 8:42pm On Dec 05, 2021
Na her kids i dey pity...internet never forgets cheesy cheesy cheesy

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