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I will just deh heaven jeje..

marhez43:
Abeg do am for love please na send me login details to 07065544215 any acc new old or acc wey u no use na

msg me on WhatsApp.. check my signature

marhez43:
abeg na plz.do am 4 love

ok but lemme eat tonight.. any amount I go collect am. Seriously I Dey hungry.

marhez43:
Wooman and their wahala.fb block me .PLEASE HELP ME WITH A FACEBOOK ACC if u hav send me login details to 07065544215.

i have one for sale at giveaway price cus am hungry

snowland:
UPDATE

Okay, I see that lots of vote canvassing is going on already. I dont have anything against it. However, I have this to say:

1. Voting is going to be on a separate thread. I will create this thread once I get the plans from the selected 4 or after 9pm on Monday, naija time. I will separate post for each of these candidates with their plans on the first come first serve basis. @IyaZainab will have her post first because she responded first followed by @akindelebolanle. Once I recieve plans from the remaining two, I'll post accordingly. Only then will I share the link to the thread and then voting begins. NOTE: The order of arranging the post is not by importance but by how they submit their plans.

2. I will highly advise people to vote based on convictions not on popularity. Some candidates are popular but please be read through the plans of others and vote for who your heart feels needs the money most.
Let the most deserving win please.
Thank you.

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UPDATE

I have selected 4 names for PLAN 1 out of which I will select ONLY two.

The names (username) are:
1. IyaZainab
2. akindelebolanle
3. UmmuFarrah
4. Agbecassava

I'm going to make this a fair play where all the 4 selected names have equal chance of being in the last 2. Therefore I want all these 4 selected names to give DETAILED explanation of how the fund will benefit them.

1. How will the fund help your business?
2. What do you plan to do with the money?
3. How do you plan to go about it?
4. What are the likely challenges you might encounter and how do you find your ways around them?
5. etc

These are the type of questions I want addressed in the narration. I highly recommend that these people are very detailed in their explanations because the 2 usernames with more likes and meaningful submissions will win the fund. In the event that there aren't any satisfactory submissions, I may have to come up with a different channel to route the fund to someone else.
I'll give till Monday Evening 9pm, naija time for all submission to be in.

Good luck to the selected names.
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Hi guys, I know how hard things are for most families, especially those with children, so in the spirit of festivities, I want to do something for some select families. I'm planning to share about N200k among 10 deserving families that are really in need of this money. Here's where I'm gonna need some help:

1. I need ideas on the best way to select these 10 lucky and deserving families. Most Nigerians are known for being shady, hence I need a lie detecting, scammer recognizing and no BS way to pick these families.
NOTE: Whoever gives the best idea automatically gets 5k. Idea with the most like wins it.

2. I'm gonna need someone of high and blameless
reputation that can handle the disbursement of the money to the selected families. I might be quite busy and not have much time to handle the disbursement myself. The person also automatically gets 5k


Guys, throw me some ideas and name of someone reputable.


UPDATE

Damn, it seems really hard to decide on how to go about this. I sincerely appreciate all the ideas so far. However, I'm not really a fan of people posting their family pictures online. It just doesn't sit right with me. In the light of this, I'm going to go with this idea.

PLAN 1
Since I plan a total of 210k to be shared, 100k will be shared between 2 families, but there's a catch. These families MUST be doing a business or plan to start one.
Here's what will need to be provided to qualify:

1. Detailed narration of how the fund will help your business. When I said detailed, I mean detail but ofcourse you gotta leave out sensitive info. I'll select the best 2 myself.

2. After the selection, the selected ones will have to provide some documentations to prove that they are who they really say they are. I'm sorry, this part cannot be skipped. I'll rather deal with 2 people providing their info than lots of people. Pictures of families, copies of parents and kids ID ( Kids surname must match), anything else to prove that they are genuine. These will be requested privately. Any family not comfortable with this arrangements will be replaced by the next best business narration.

This plan is awarded to @MummyMalik
[s]PLAN 2
I'll partner with someone on here that can help feed random people on the street while helping his or her biz as well. PuffPuff, Akara, MoinMoin, Buns, just name it. Anybody that sell anything that people eat and can provide the service, next 50k goes to the person. Somebody that knows someone that can recommend someone, please recommend. [/s]

PLAN 3.
The remaining 60k goes to 6 randomly selected people that commented and provided ideas. Each gets 10k.

Those are the new plans.

Thanks.
Snowland.

great man sniwland abeg pls I need 500 I never eat since morning.. or do u have any work I can do for you?

byrron:
Never knew anything about this thread not until I was tagged to vote for name #2.

My question is specifically and respectfully directed to you, How did you reach the conclusion of selecting the listed 4 names above? Was there a previous thread before this that led to the selections above?

bro abeg pls I need 500 I never eat don morning abeg

God pls let a Good Samaritan bless me tonight.. I never eat since morning. Abeg any amount..

E be say it’s over with my life here.. hunger can kill.

Adonisteve:
Mala himself
This guy and better alujo are like 5&6

owulo owubo

Oovi5:
Orishirishi

abi orishishishi

Biyec:
Correct Guy! But when you find that girl after everything, don't tell her you have an estate, you hear?

sounds funny but na key point. One Japata for u bro..

Rest of mind is the main thing sir..:

Why will a sane 9ja man vote for tinubu? When sowore is alive?

Na sin to wink to my son in law again? Anyways Sharon i knew u saw me winking face n it’s nothin...he’s my son.

symbuul:
Some minutes to giveaway.
Just post something. Anything. If I like am, I go send you 2k.

2174528865 uba

So no network in kaduna for 90days?

ImoleNaija:
You don't mean this, do you?

since oct 5

FalseProphet1:
I see Nigeria qualifying for the world cup, I see them making it to the semi finals.

This I have seen.

do u know meaning of “Osiri in Yoruba? Ask for translator.

I’m fair and broke

obanioluorun:
Hell is real, heaven also is real. Go for prayer and fasting and ask God to show you the secret things that you needed to know.

abi make e gimme money first, I ll seek for others later.

Whatever u do in life pls no join npf

excellence44:
Problem no dey finish. Chai
Slowamiir this simp need training asap.

u never hear say slomamiir don die? May his stupid soul rip.

Why we can’t borrow those white country money? Why our leaders can’t think this way?

Fafesot:
Baba Suwe.. Gosh
We'll always miss you.
Life is so short.

na lie we no go miss him, when last u saw suwe in ur tv?

Na choke I deh help my guy deh put. Who born me to whine ds monster?

Till e reach FP

KosiGee:
Did you combine ‘Lack’ and ‘Tactics’ to form this new word??

It’s either you are Patrick Obiaghiagbon or you love boobs (lactics, lactate) in which case, your brain is on autocorrect. I’m trying to figure out how you came up with that.

aswear the guy na genius

Seun360:
Sade is British

she’s from ekiti state

abdulkayus:
Chimamanda and kay-lo has also been nominated too.
Peeps on Twitter do spread a lot of fake fact just to boost ego.
Imagine them saying wizkid solely wrote one dance for Drake, lol, song that has almost 10 songwriters. Someone even claims that wizkid is the most grammy nominated, lol, when both him and Burna all has 4 nomination and femi kuti has about 6 nomination

they think we are dumbo. N some ladies no nothing bout music industry

Oddfinder:
Wizzy just made Tems a Grammy award winner damn.
Tems the first ever Nigerian female Grammy award nominee....babanla himself

sade Adu was D first Nigerian (African) to win Grammy award and she’s a woman do stop spreading fake fact.

Oddfinder:
Wizzy just made Tems a Grammy award winner damn.
Tems the first ever Nigerian female Grammy award nominee....babanla himself

sade Adu was D first Nigerian (African) to win Grammy award and she’s a woman do stop spreading fake fact.