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forreelinc: you mean the same advanced and intelligent movie viewer that gave
After-earth 3.5/4 rating
Iron man II. 3/4 rating
No country for old men. 4/4 rating
Burn after reading 3/4 rating
Transformers. 3/4 rating
Man of steel. 3/4 rating
Salt. 4/4 rating
and this one really confirmed his tastelessness roger ebert gave "PROMETHEUS" 4/4 rating .


doesn't sound like something an intelligent person or even a sane person will do abi? So well I think your theory about roger ebert. Being intelligent and advanced. Kinda fell flat but you're a skyfall fan so I'll give you a pass cos reasoning happens to not be the selling point of skyfall fans

Not to mention he gave quantum of solace 2/4 while he gave skyfall 4/4 why would anyone in their right senses do that? Even a blind or deaf person won't do that shiit
Omo this one pass tastelessness this one na spiritual problem

[quote author=mr.magoo]it is a movie just like every motion picture[/quote] no be classic again na movie now abi? Na wa for una skyfall fans o una no fit even defend movie wey u claim to like guy we need a debate and if aint gonna give us any then shhh! And allow us to jonze with this movie

33117: You know what makes this movie the worst hollywood has ever produced? It is so meaningless,what kind of movie were they trying to make? Was it a movie showing a human bond if it was then where is his vulnerability or emotions? Was it supposed to be a thriller? If it was then why was it so predictable where was the element of surprise before silva takes a shot u already know he is taking a shot. Who even. Won at the end? The good guys? The bad guys?the list isn't recovered,M dies then silva also dies and M gets her time to shine in court so who won? The only reason this movie was even featured in hollywood was just becos it is a bond movie

Exactly! babe you are heaven sent. That is the question what is the essence of this movie what is the message what were they planning to do with it this doesn't even qualify as a stunt movie cos the action scenes were God-awful. No message, no content, no perspective, no clarity just a moving pictures and you're calling it a classic? Well sha you be nigerian, I don't expect you to know the meaning of the word classic cos english no be our official language

33117: . You call that an analysis ROTFL. Yoji three things
1. Skyfall sucks: it is a meaningless movie with a 5 year olds imagination and cheap gimmicks which are cringe worthy, feel free to argue otherwise
2. You are an "I belong fan": you jump unto the fan wagon of any movie which has high ratings and box office turnover while giving the sketchy reasons for liking them
It is becoming more obvious than usual
3. Gravity: your "ANALYSIS" on gravity made no sense and wasn't related with "why skyfall sucked" in any way they are scientists right? We are just bond fans tackling the worst bond movie on the planet there's is a FINE line between both of us
There you have it now go do what you do best which is to either leave this thread or post another one of your weak tweets

Wow I think someone has locked up again

[quote author=mr.magoo]go gaggle some walrus ballz or something.[/quote]Walrus ballz? I really appreciate that man you just killed my appetite

Guy wetin you dey talk? Skyfall and man of steele no even dey the same league na, at least the fact say the 5year old boy wey produce skyfall no be the person wey do man of steele haba even that prometheus sef na confirmed chairman when you compare am with skyfall

forreelinc: 2. We got to know about bond's childhood which is new.

Yinmu! So u didn't know that bond was an orphan? We have known that for like 18years now, about him being scottish and living it up like bruce wayne and was raised by a lousy old "scottish" housekeeper(that doesn't have a scottish accent) rather than an orphanage that's the new one and in the wink of an eye bond blows it up(with a nuclear explosion caused by two gas cylinders. It had the following problems
BAD IDEA:
1.bond is not a naturally angry character so the "skyfall orphan inspiration" means bond has to keep being depressed in the other movies or it will count as inconsistency and if I see another daniel craig depression routine I think I'm gonna puke
INCONSISTENT
1. Skyfall was located in scotland but bond answers country,england during his word association test
2.If bond is scottish, where is his scottish accent? Or his scottish tradition he only preserves the english tradition
LACK OF CLARITY
1. Why did bond take M to skyfall what did he seek to accomplish when he got there
2. Did bond get over his skyfall depression?didn't he feel worse by destroying the only connection he had with his parents?
3.Doesn't bond have any brothers or sisters, uncle or aunt mays leaving this skyfall?
4. What was bond's parents like? How did they die?what was bond even like as a child all of these weren't even answered they just took us to some big old ugly house and called it bond's home and that's it bond's background has been covered. This is such lazy writing I mean is it just me or does everyone agree with me

forreelinc: 8.It is the highest grossing. Bond movie till date

highest grossing for your house abi? Its not the first time. A bond movie is making a billion dollars its actually the fourth after dr.no, goldfinger and thunderball tragic! Besides sam mendes may have no sense of creativity and may suck at being a bond movie director but the dude sure aint stewpid.

Conversation between babara broccoli and skyfall director sam mendes
Sam mendes: how would you love to make a billion dollars?
Barbara: would I? How do we do that?
Sam mendes: here are my ideas for skyfall:
- we struggle to appeal to horror movie fans by creating. A villain who everyone say is scary for no reason and make him look like a vampire even if in reality it makes no sense that a man without teeth and internal organs is alive and kicking
- we struggle to apply to cartoon lovers by introducing childish stunts with motorcycles, elevators , escalators and do a little something that will remind fans of macaulay culkins "home alone"
-we struggle to make this movie have the most plot holes in the franchise to appeal to nigerians afterall they should be used to that with nollywood movies
-we struggle. To appease sci-fi fans by introducing the first bond villain who can do anything possible and impossible with a blackberry or laptop dr. Who style
- we appease the comic book fans by introducing for the first time a bond with batman,superman and wolverine super powers as well as a villain modeled in the image of batman's penguin
-we appease the harry potter fans by introducing the first bond villain that can blow up things with his mind tb. Joshua style
-we appease the porrno fans by having like a million scenes of bond naakedd and get bond to drop the lamest pick up lines similar to porrno movies
- shiit I forgot to appeal to bond fans and fans of logic spy movies and action movies (which I should be focusing on in the first place) anyway I would just make bond scream bond james bond to remind every one that this a bond movie then I make mention of MI6 like a hundred times in the script so it looks like a spy movie, then make the movie boringly long with recycled action scenes from old bond movies, die hard movies, super hero moviesas well and as for logic. Well movie viewers consist of 85% iidiots and 15% smart people so we appeal to the iidiots first and with the "I belong" endemic( @33117) in nigeria we can even break into the african market cos once nigerian leads the other countries follow
Barbara: anything else
Sam mendes: of course we will hype the bejesus out of the movies by force feeding them with the crap of lame bond movies to give them nostalgia and hence rate our movie high, then we would do some aggressive advertising which shall be justified by bonds fiftieth anniversary. Also we shall give our excess tickets out to radio stations as promo items and shiit(skyfall movie ticket must sell by force)
Barbara: good presentation but I don't know I was thinking if we do. The same lame. Bond shiit won't that cost us some oscar plaques and won't this movie be the biggest flop in 2012.
Sam mendes: woman do you want accolades or money
Barbara: man fok that I need money biitch
Sam mendes: then let's go.
Yep I seem to be I belong virus free

@33117 who tell you say I belong no get cure I be get am before na.
You need to do night baff
You go need to burn incense
You go do 1month dry fast
2 redeem pastors to do deliverance for you
You go come dey rub annointing oil for body 24/7

Na so I take cure make I even test my deliverance

@lechiffre you are so mean I wanted to tackle the M point na u even did it twice :p selfish

forreelinc: 13.Breath taking scenes

Hehehe you know the movie is really bad when they start looking for trivial attributes like the "cinematography" that's like getting married to a chick with bad manners knowingly just becos she is pretty. Besides where were these breath taking scenes? All I saw was CGI. And it was really fake in skyfall istanbul chase scene was CGI the shanghai and macau scenes, horrible CGI and texture toning, the scotland cliff wow apparently EON has run out location ideas that they picked a scenery used by like a million low budget scottish movies (jennifer love hewits' "if only" the london tube was really clunky so I don't think that's what they are referring at. Or is it the 3D effect they are talking about it doesn't even matter the cinematography is nothing out of the ordinary I've seen movies that utilized CGI better than skyfall did and is cinematography enuff to justify the other crimes skyfall committed? ask yourself

yoji: Well I guess its jus different strokes sha.

LWKMD

yoji: i can't understand anybody wwould like brosnan 's cartoons or roger Moore's comedies.
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cartoons? I'm glad you said that cos as u knw, that is one of the numerous problems with skyfall. Its so hard to believe that one bond movie could emulate
1. Biker mice from mars(bonds unrealistic rooftop motorcycle stunt)
2.Superman(bond surviving a shot from a high powered snipers rifle,drowning,train crashing,ice glacier fight,explosion debris from the skyfall gas explosion)
3.Batman(silva's character and bonds so called background)
4.Spiderman(bonds unrealistic hanging under an elevator stunt)
5. Dexters laboratory(silva's unrealistic hacking which can open MI6 prisons, blow up MI6 on demand and even get information to laff at james bond)
6.Tom and jerry(silva living without teeth after a failed suicide attempt by a cyanide capsule that works like acid rather than normal poisonous cyanide capsules)
Then you mentioned roger moore comedies,like you didn't notice the dumbass forced witty oneliners daniel craig was dropping during serious situations like: waste of good scotch,enjoying death, always like to make an appearance, last rat standing, brave new world etc, which made the movie look like a childish comedy than a spy thriller. continue the posts continue to jabo

friendlyadvice: @brothers now you are making me feel guilty, but yoji its cool na the movie sucks donkey dicck yes but that doesn't mean you shouldn't like it.I mean I like charles angels full throttle and that was a load of crap too

yeah and I liked triple x state of the union even though it sucked ballz

One baastaard shot me twice and threw me off third mainland bridge this morning I am still looking for the dude at least I just wan tell am say I no like the way e dey play before i go to a hospital

Skyfall be like darthmaul english language " ITS FOKED"

Skyfall is like church services" too long,boring and if you don't bring your pillow and beds along, you are a learner"

friendlyadvice: lol lemme try skyfall is like kimkardashian nobody knows why people like them both

Skyfall is like breastt milkk, only babies like them both

lechiffre: *scratch head* I'm sorry but maaaaan! I blacked out when I saw that scene as well u try that in real life? You're going to jail they should have scrolled a warning for that scene like yo don't try this at home u might end up in jail.

Good *carry nose* don't do it again

@lechiffre man ur analysis is not complete if you left out the part where bond sneaked into a yatcht to boink some call gal in the shower even tho her armed guardians were outside her room, did he hold any cash with him cos that's the only reason why she would agree to jump into bed with him that quickly I mean they only spoke for about a minute and she was ready to betray silva and sleep with bond jeez
I know he did it in casino royale but that was understandable they already shared glances when bond was swimming and she was a lonely wife besides his pick up notes were captivating QOS even had miss fields regretting her choice in jumping into bed with bond to show that they were both infatuated and of course bond sleeping with fields in QOS was so she would warm up to him and allow him continue his investigation. When I saw the severine bond shower scene I just burst into laughter

Eh? Black james bond if I hear? Like. Those raacist brits will let that happen besides people like being lied to they like to believe in a flying car than in solid reality. It will shock you that upon how creative and real your ideas are, everybody will hate it.R.I.P bond reboot I guess the dumb ways are the best

Loooool una dey fall my hand o! U don forget that lizard wey chop person as in when I saw that scene I just knew that skyfall was doomed and I wasn't suprised

33117: Hey fellow skyfall haters here is a treat y'all will enjoy,I laffed my head off reading these:

1.http://www.highdefdigest.com/blog/skyfall-rant/
2.http://stlouisgetout.com/2012/11/11/why-skyfall-sucked/
3.http://www.rottentomatoes.com/m/skyfall/forum/?threadid=328135672
4.http://www.thegadflypress.com/2012/11/five-reasons-why-skyfall-was-terrible.html?m=1
5.http://www.thewhatblog.com/2013/02/13/skyfall-an-overrated-bond/
6.http://kristenstewartwantsit./2012/11/12/can-you-really-spoil-a-bad-movie-skyfall-edition/
7.http://vagodamitio.com/bond-commercial-james-bond-that-sucks-skyfall-balls/
8.http://wanderingtheuniverse.com/tag/skyfall-sucks/
9.http://m.hk-magazine.com/nightlife/column/skyfall-kinda-sorta-sucks
10.http://www.esquire.com/blogs/culture/skyfall-review-14582839
11.http://www.humortimes.com/14422/skyfall-has-holes/

My take on why skyfall sucks:
A. Implausible movie plot
B.unrealistic storyline
C. Boring scenes
D.fake fight scenes
E. Too many characters that made no sense to the plot
F.too much CGI e:g the motorbike chase,train fight,shanghai building fight,komodo dragon,silva's teeth,helicopters etc.
G. Lack of character development
H.the silliest villain in bond history
I stealing from batman?really sam mendes?

Besides I heard skyfall was among the top ten movie of 2012 guess what? QOS was among the top five movies of 2008 not bad for a movie that"wrecked the franchise" lool
Abeg. Boys enjoy the links jo.

Nice one man no one could have criticized skyfall better

leverage: loooool you violated the rule of the game now you shall be sentenced to 72 hours of skyfall viewing, have fun!

You monster! How can you subject a human being to 72hours of skyfall watching when he can't even stand 15minutes of it anything but that

@leverage,@yoji don't get me wrong o quantum of solace is a beautiful movie I just dey flow for that post wack ke,to me quantum of solace even beats casino royale even tho casino royale was a remake. #skyfallhaters for life

Lol advert for skyfall:
If you hate quantum of solace, wait till you see skyfall, bond is back and when I say bond I mean the childish, obnoxious bond from your childhood complete with his childish sense of humor,the stoopid gadget that he coincidentally needs eventually,his car that shoots bullets , his killing a billion ppl without without taking a hit or breaking a sweat,the one liners that can get any gal in da world to jump into bed with him, the clumsy secretary moneypenny who is now licensed to kill,the same grumpy Q. Judi dench is a rather old lady and yall shd be tired by now so we decided to put a new M who is young enough to be daniel craig's younger brother.with avengers and spiderman making james bond look like a wimp we decided hey, its time to give bond superhuman strength to survive water logging,two gunshots, a train crashing in a room,or a house crashing on him and surviving an ice glacier water fight.(He shd be called superbond or bond man).we wanted to do something new with skyfall's villain so instead of making bond go after bolivian dictators or ugandan freedom fighters, we decided to borrow joker from batman and we named him silva warning I think this dude will be gay. We ran into financial problems in the past so we decided to share a character into a bond girl and moneypenny,we all don't really know much abt bond's background story so batman was once again kind enough to lend us bruce wayne's sobb story and even gave us alfred(how sweet of them) I know you bond fans must be tired of villains who want to cause war or want to hold governments to ransome so we have decided to charter a course that we don't know anything about which cyber terrorism(yay!)Skyfall you are guaranteed to do three things , sleep,vex and ask for your money back

Bless me father for I have sinned I contributed to the 1bn that skyfall made. It feels like I just sponsored terrorism

Darthmaul: Hahahahahahahahaha. Somebody is getting agitated.
Why can't we all just get along now. This is a thread to chat and let out our opinions not name callings.
Hahahahahaha. Laugh wan kill me ooo.

are u sure I'm not smart #englishlesson no.2 nairaland is a forum, why skyfall sucked is a topic then our individual posts are the threads. No need for thanx but dis is the last freebie u are gonna get the next lesson is gonna cost u a top dollar.

@33117 gal u're epic see darthmaul don vex o e don begin dey use dictionary and use e junior brothers to do spell check before e put posts for nairaland @darthmaul guy cool down you're taking this way too seriously 33117 is just playing with ur head and why are u taking her posts and using them as replies? U do knw we've seen her posts already and u look wierd just repeating it *friendlyadvice* though and em they don't actually chat on forums they just put up posts and others like read em #english class 101 @e.apps @33117 I don collect work from una hand o I've started teaching darthmaul english language