adenigga:



Source: https://punchng.com/Kyari-rejects-prison-food-inmates-excited-by-ex-IRT-boss-presence

e prefer sausage, e plenty for prison

PrinceOfLagos:
Fake news by Tinubu and his useless newspaper asslickers just to paint Amaechi in bad light

It's not fake news igbo people are senseless and stingy

MangekyoAlt:
https://www.nairaland.com/7054852/suspected-arms-depot-western-russia



SOURCE

This is how the zoogerian army will fall when we come for Biafra

why bother? Focus on the north and south west that's where real Nigerian people are

Who be dis one?

Abeg he should shut up jare shei e accusation don bring back the dead

it's their false prophet o what he did those days is what they are doing now, animal religion

sorosoke101:


Anyways am still in the job hunt in case there is any job opening just holla at your boy BABSODIQ007@GMAIL.COM trust me I can do any legal work because I am versatile though I hard a 3rd class degree in microbiology

If u dey find work, just talk say u dey find work why u come dey give is bvllsh!t story?

EvilSec:
Sometimes I think about quitting my job for no reason other than I'm curious if I could make it in another industry. Working in tech doesn't feel like being successful, it feels like the final stage of a stock market bubble where everyone is convinced they're Warren Buffet.
Would like to know if you guys can you survive if you stopped working in tech?

body dey sweet u abi?

Oluomofx:
Dear nairalanders, I lost my mum recently due to illness, will you advise your 83years old father to remarry a 60yrs old woman to keep body and soul due to loneliness.

ah ah e concern u? Abi u wan marry your papa?

make una no go kill am o because u wan form disciplinarian

eh!? UNICAL still dey?

Officiallyme:
Hello guys, met this girl some time around January this year and asked her out and we started dating ever since

So recently, I got to know about her past. Her past was so reckless that it is giving me a second thought about everything, started having s*x at the age of 15 while in secondary school and travelling to see a lot of men whom she claimed was asking after her hand in marriage. This girl has slept with so many guys that it's freaking me out, funny thing is, she's been lying and hiding some things but as a smart guy, I've always had my way around her to tell me the truth.

She told me she did a "mistake" abortion for one of her boyfriends then and just last year December, she had s*x with a married man and she knew very well he was married. These are just few of the stuffs I recently found out about, I know it's all in the past and she claims she's changed and want a real relationship with me but I don't believe at all, she claims to love me so much and cannot do without me and honestly, I love her too but I'm scared this may just change a lot about everything.

I don't know what to do, I'm hurt and disappointed and I don't know what to do now. I just need someone to talk to me, please don't insult me, I just need some pieces of advise.

Thanks

them don fvck am finish give you left over u dey ask wetin to do

faceland:


Negro mentality. They don't do that type of thing at the Oscars. It is a prestigious event.

prestigious my ballz, award wey dem dey rig

Chrismania100:
You yoruba monkeys, keep going to the market,one day,one day,you monkeys will go to market,but will never come back..
It is just a matter of time,that forceful deceptive contraction called nigeria marriage,will get devioced either by war or peaceful separation..If someone tells America a black man will rule them one day,they will lay curse on them..
Yoruba and Hausa have rules for year,with nothing to show,very incompetent set of tribe.

how DARE you speak to me you tenant...... I am increasing your rent charge

naptu2:
Will Smith went on stage to hit Chris Rock during the Oscar Award ceremony, after Chris Rock joked about Jada Pinkett's hair.

Chris Rock said, "Jada, I love you. G.I. Jane 2, can't wait to see it" (he was joking that Jada was acting as G.I. Jane because of her bald hair).

Will Smith laughed initially, though Jada didn't seem pleased with the joke. Then he suddenly got up, went on stage and hit Chris Rock.

Chris Rock tried to come back from the awkward incident by telling a joke, but Will Smith shouted, "Keep my wife's name out you fu*king mouth".



https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=myjEoDypUD8

Smith later won an award and he used his acceptance speech to apologise to the Academy. However, he did not apologise to Chris Rock.


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Gcg3WY2nJ8A


Jada Pinkett-Smith has a medical condition that makes her lose her hair (I don't think that Chris Rock knew this when he made the joke).

Staged , this will smith no dey shame to dey seek attn all the time?

Nigeria belongs to the yorubas and hausas the rest of yall are tenants

He is just lazy he will outgrow buh you need to participate in his growing up especially when it comes to his education

Optma88:


https://thepodiummedia.com/nigerian-woman-becomes-first-black-female-president-of-u-s-college

She no even fine sef

benjackugo:


https://www.instagram.com/p/CbZwpeEL3Kd/?utm_source=ig_web_copy_link

eh? You can make money from simping? Sh!t why am I doing it for free?

LIES!!!!

nickyj19:
op what are u trying to point out

YOU GET PUSSY NO


YOU GET BREST NO


YOU GET LOOKULAKADACITY/BOOMBOM NO



so why e dey pain you

OP contemplating being a tranny

Rubyjade:
People will betray you, you can't escape it. What is more important is that you come out Better

Have you being betrayed before? Share your story, you might heal

Use share so others can learn


While I was working for a company. I got diagnosed of a kidney infection and was admitted in the hospital for two weeks. I was staying with my father’s elder sister at the time because my parents were here in Abuja

Two weeks of constant drugs,drips and injections on my *you know* and guess what, my aunt and her family never came to visit for one day. My friends(even tho I didn’t have a lot of them) were to busy to come see me. No company representative to pay me a visit.

Everyday I would walk to the little store close to the hospital to buy biscuits and yoghurt because no one would bring them to me.


Betrayal hurts so bad because it never comes from strangers but those of your household.

This is why I recommend people live like they are alone on this planet. Have zero expectations. Any human can become anything at anytime.When u expect so much from people, betrayal is inevitable. Live ur life without expectations.

That's not betrayal that's just ppl minding their business. Grow your @ss up bro

Mmmm I no go mind be prison warden o

I go be like:

Suck this or I no go put bedsheets for ur room

God1000:
The corruption in our military is endemic and pervasive, a lot of money earmarked for military hardwares has been looted for decades leaving our armed forces in a sorry state.

We should be able to have these sophisticated weapons as a country, no one can predict the future

no worry when biafra start them war, Naija military go show una wetin e get

chameleon98:


https://www.mirror.co.uk/news/politics/russian-troops-raping-numerous-women-26386724

Show pics

Kobojunkie:
I accused you of no such!

how dare you accuse me of sharing our post thread with my work colleagues to cure our boredom

Kobojunkie:
I see you don't want to answer the questions as well. Ok

how dare you accuse me of using you to play?

Kobojunkie:
Mama bomboy did this?

She contributes her share to the upkeep of her family which is what she agreed to in marriage. Why do you instead expect her to carry it all by herself when she never signed up to doing that?

So because husband no dey bring e share she will not strive to get a better job and hence better the life of her family? this is why I can never buy into this feminism bvllshit

Kobojunkie:
Mama Bomboy works but her salary is not enough to carry the entire load so she needs Papa Bomboy's contributions, after all it is also his family and child.

So again, What is wrong when mama Bomboy taking to asking her husband for money when he demands sex from her?

What can be construed as satanic about that?

Which kind dead work she dey do? Shebi na dem dey clamor for gender equality oya make she hustle bring money for the family

Kobojunkie:
Really?

Here's a scenario for you.

Mama Bomboy's husband refuses to contribute to the needs of his household ___ he always complains there is no money even to pay bomboy's school fees. But this very same man goes out each night to pay prostitutes for sex. About 70% of his pay goes outside to servicing sex workers. What is wrong when mama Bomboy taking to asking her husband for money when he demands sex from her?

What can be construed as satanic about that?

she no fit find work abi? Maybe na when husband begin dey r@pe am or husband bring slay mama enter their matrimonial bed na that time mama Bomboy go know e place