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She no even fine sef

I dey here and you dey do blind date? #disrespect

vybzkartel:
What should a guy do In this kinda situation? Thanks

Forget her and go and make money

DavidNative:
Need Advice Pls

Good Day, everyone, am having a serious challenge in my marriage, been married for a year and was no Premarital sex, since I need to promise her am a faithful guy and based on religion ground….

But honestly even in the marriage, it has been one sided, she said my private part is to big and I stay too long, I do every for her, love her, care for her, help her in kitchen, setup a home business/career for her to save her the stress of going out. I give her head, sometimes I suck and engage in pre-intimacy for long , but many times, since we had gotten married, I am the only active person, sometimes for a month no sex, am getting frustrated, I need advice.
Everytime i try to discuss it, she say i should try to understand that she is nott the sex type. Am tearing apart on my inside. What can i do pls

That is the weirdest flex I've ever heard

Iniobong34:
Iyami! Going through all these just to double ur problem, God help ur sons oh

yea man I'm raising gods

mosdii:
Nigerian Girls Are Useless...All Of Them

Nah man my dude dont be like that, girls are humans too and they want better thing, just chase money instead

I am not a player neither am I a red piller or a member of stingy men association or woke boys association or whatever bitter niggaz call themselves these days, i happen to be a retired simp and I'm training to be a High way man .
During my life as a simp I learnt the following lessons:

1.Nobody is the source of your happiness:
Oga no girl holds the keys to your happiness if you like have the prettiest girls in the world wrapped around your finger if you are not happy with yourself as a person, you will not be happy, there are a million and one single people out there who are living their best lives and have no girl to thank for that so put that at the back of your mind ,the only person that can make you happy is you

2.Girls have sense

They may not show it but girls are very very very self aware, they know say them fine them know you want to be more than friends and they know what you want so my guy dont try to be friends first or try to warm her up to you, baba tell her str8 up I want to date you or I want to f*ck you or I want to marry you fine set the mood a lil but come up str8 and do it fast dont try to get close to her cause whether she says yes or no you go turn to her toy nuff said

3. Playing hard to get is a myth

If a girl likes you, she will tell you or she will say yes to you, anything other than that.....she doesnt like you or she is a confused person who doesnt know what she wants in which case you should avoid her as well

4.You never lose women when ya chasing money

Brother I learnt this the hard way,baba you sef fit be dangote you sef fit be Bezos if you simp for your dreams and your hustle the way you simp for girls,put in all your attention, put in all your submission, put in all your patience into your hustle and f*ck everything else see churchill see ned nwoko see trump do they look like women na their problem? Nuff said

5.Dressing to kill is an investment

Package yourself well buy clothes that fit buy correct perf style your hair,use correct body cream go gym. As simple as these instructions are, na problem for people to baff twice a day talk less of to rub cream, take care of yourself just cause the money no dey yet no mean say you got to resemble masquerade

6.Yes man? No ma!

I'm not saying you should be a jerk but dont compromise your values and ideals just to get female attention that's the weakest thing you can do,be strong stand your ground and prove your point and if she hates you for that, then she can go f*ck herself

7 No girl is single

Every girl has a boy in her life dont fall for the "she was so innocent when I met her" know it today as long as she has breasts and yansh, there is at least one dude hitting on her so always have it at the back of your mind and also have at the back of your mind that she is not the only one in your life, not asking you to cheat just know that she is replaceable too

Omicron007:
Some of them are sex starved bastards who self-service daily to the likes of Sara jay and mia Khalifa.

I never still see mia Khalifa video wey make sense like that buh that Sara jaye shiiiiiiiiiiiiiiit she dey finish work

Talk to this guy if you have a horrible boss

Hezzyluv:
It means 90% are poor

Hmm guy no dull ursef o ppl dey make pass this amount monthly without leaving their houses(and I dont mean Yahoo) I know fresh graduates wey land 700k naira job

Na ppl who dont know their worth na e still dey earn rubbish for naija o

ah better enjoy your bachelorhood e sure me die say u go still climb that mast when u marry

Gokoyer1401:
Without a very good/excellent German language skills, in many cases, they don't give a damn about those degrees. You are welcome to Europe . Additionally, age is another issue on his side.

Didnt Guardiola land a job with Bayern before he learnt to speak in German?

I cant marry my right hand

she no even fine sef when I see spy I was expecting this

them don thief this one husband

BarrSly:
Finally my advice... don’t touch her at all and if you have to do so then just dig her guts out till you burst!! And then move on.

#SLY_LIFESTYLE

��� virgin alert

Abbey117:
There is this lady who recently joined our organization. She caught my attention but I wanted to take things slow. Later I got to know that my other colleague at work had already spoken to this lady and they had been having serious romance. I had to cut off every affections though the lady in question and I later became best friends.

Fast forward to the present day, they broke up and the babe had been trying to gather herself. I cunningly asked her if she could work things out with the guy but she bluntly said no.

The issue here now is that I've been developing serious affection for her again though during our chats before their breakup I had told her I developed feelings for her but my other colleague was faster than I in approaching her of which she said I should have told her about it.

This lady ticks every boxes I want in a woman.

Kindly advice me...

Go and make money

Karemarealty288:
Indomie generation will not understand.

Yes they won't understand this either

Bigman101:
Good morning nairalanders!!

Pls I need advice.. Here is my story.. I do business with my brother (selling) so because of that I come in contact with women (customers)..

But the problem is this: there is one particular young woman that do patronize us. It all started when she expressed gratitude towards me.. Since then I feel something for her, I dont know how but I really do love her, but she is married.. I really don't know how to go about this, seems like am involved emotional to her! I wish I & her could be dating ...pls advice me how to become emotional distance from her...

Pls moderators help push this to front page for more views and replies.

toast am na, when she curve you your eye go clear

EmekaBlue:
I take all these for granted but today own annoyed me because this head abi earpiece is a little expensive and original with good bass sound i use to play my music in public places minding my business. If you are a bachelor living alone and maybe you invite ladies sometimes to your crib who comes and go or spend the night you will observe they usually pick something and go even after collecting transport money and other support and all u served them to entertain them...Thats how i can't find my charger, usb head, powerbank even perfume whenever they visit.

hide your things noni e pass that one?

I sell viagra

awon stingy men association better start to dey tip well for sex o, I sure say this one fvck finish give d geh 5k I no know wetin e want make the geh use am do

awwww that fine geh us fake? She is the reason I watch

Segfaultt:
thank you bro

anytime gee

Segfaultt:
just got a laptop, how do I get started?
Don't want to get too deep into programming, I want to venture into web designing, I want to start with the basics which is html and css.
With these can I become at least an average web designer in less than 3 months
Help a novice.

Watch this video it's an 11hour full course on html and css


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mU6anWqZJcc

FahBuLous:
Graphic or web designing

Use 5k buy data and learn these skills for free on tubestudy

Segfaultt:
oga you feel say all these things dey easy to learn

Twas easy for me

phemmylink:
It was never a hard feeling for me to be an unaccomplished web designer, shishi I didn’t gain, it was a sense of fulfillment back then, I had this top of the world feeling that I can create something, fact that I was creative drove me and got me high atimes but this was not filling my pocket up with cash like uncle Seun spews.

So on that fateful day, I boarded a bus from Osho do to surulere, dropped at one lousy bus top to attend one of those interviews I will never forget.

It was my turn to go in, and when I got in I saw two goofy looking guys, they asked the usual bla bla bla questions, to cut the long story short they asked me what are the applications and codes I used to design the websites I showed them I did and I told them it was my intellectual property and I can’t share that with them only if I am guaranteed the job, and one of the dude who was the boss asked me to gerrout.

Was it wrong for me to say that, the question keeps bordering me all through my journey back home.

Guy go an learn
Html5
Css3
Javascript
Reactjs
Nodejs
Mysql
With the right FREE course on youtube you can familiarize your self with these programmes in 2weeks tops.

After that source for project ideas on YouTube work on them put your spin on them and upload them to your github account, you can also record some YouTube videos of your self while you work

After that create your CV, join fiverr and linkedin

Wo guy I guarantee you the jobs that will come knocking will be nothing less than 300k jobs

Leave all these yeye local champion one man business meet people that are ready to accomplish sh×t

ceevee2003:
Hi all, I need your advice. I work for an online university that pays USD equivalent 230,000 as per today's aboki exchange rate. Now, just recently my immediate supervisor was sacked and replaced by an Indian lady who is making the work so difficult to the extent that I hate remembering work. I have been in this job for close to 5 years and I have never felt this bad about the job. Right now I feel like quitting and focusing on my other hustle, although this will mean halving my monthly income. Anyone with a similar experience to share, or advice to give?

Try to get anoda job before u leave though that's if u cant manage

Kobojunkie:
Ok

Good boy

Kobojunkie:
I no get example? How so? Because I didn't tell you of all the many dubious people out there who are rich and still successful at being dubious?

Talk now, your argument is pointless if you dont give an example