Jokes Etc › Re: What Are They Doing? (PHOTO) by kodded(m): 10:32pm On Dec 18, 2015 |
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Jokes Etc › Re: See The Hilarious Answer That A Student Give To A Question!!! by kodded(m): 2:12pm On Dec 18, 2015 |
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Business › Re: Naira In Free Fall, Slides To 280 Against Dollar - PUNCH by kodded(m): 2:02pm On Dec 18, 2015 |
feaworaoja007: @ least i have a brain;Zombies got none...they only wanna feed on other people's brain to survive,no wonder you think my brain is "fried"....lol,humans eat "fried rice";Zombies eat "fried brain"...phaww!! *headshot,you dead Zombie  |
Christianity Etc › Re: How God Answers Prayers by kodded(m): 1:14pm On Dec 18, 2015 |
malvisguy212: ^^^ trash. https://www.nairaland.com/2318252/reason-why-prayer-not-being
There has been times in my life when I have been up and down, times when prayer seems to come easy, and times when prayer doesn't come easy at all. There is something, I think, in man that makes it hard to pray, but what is it? Why should anyone have difficulty in praying? Is it because we think that God will not hear us? That's a possibility. I've heard people speak about getting on their knees to pray and having the feeling that their prayers were bouncing off the ceiling, going no higher than the ceiling, that nobody was hearing it but them. They don't think God is actually hearing what they are saying. They may feel that way because they feel unworthy, or because they feel God is down on them. They may feel that God has somehow shut them up and won't listen to them. Is it because we don't think it will change anything? And if that's the case, is it because we just don't believe? Or that we believe that God is going to do what He's going to do regardless of what we ask? “What's the point in praying about this? I'm going to pray and I'm going to ask God to do this, but God already knows what's best, and He's going to do what's best, and I'm going to say 'Thy will be done,' and what's the point in asking because His will is going to be done anyway?” Maybe we don't pray a lot because we think it isn't going to change anything. God will just do what he's going to do whether we ask Him to do it or not. SOLUTION; Luke 11:1-2, "And it came to pass, that, as he was praying in a certain place, when he ceased, one of his disciples said unto him, Lord, teach us to pray, as John also taught his disciples. And he said unto them, When ye pray, say…" Now, most people can, without reading their bible, can site what Jesus said about how you are to pray. So, Jesus gives what is called “the Lord's Prayer,” but he continues, he's NOT THROUGH TEACHING THEM HOW TO PRAY! The “Lord's Prayer” is not all he said in response to the question, “Lord, teach us to pray.”the Lord prayer was just like an idea on what to say when praying , the next verse gives us the right attitude continue; Luke 11:5-7, "And he said unto them, Which of you shall have a friend, and shall go unto him at midnight, and say unto him, Friend, lend me three loaves; For a friend of mine in his journey is come to me, and I have nothing to set before him? And he from within shall answer and say, Trouble me not: the door is now shut, and my children are with me in bed; I cannot rise and give thee." "Jesus' listeners would have considered the response of the man who was in bed absolutely unconscionable" Luke 11:8, "I say unto you, Though he will not rise and give him, because he is his friend, yet BECAUSE OF HIS IMPORTUNITY he will rise and give him as many as he needeth." What's going on here? Well the man's not going to go away! He's going to stay down there; he's going to keep on knocking on the door. He's going to say, “get up and get me some bread! I'm not going to let you sleep until you get up and come out here and give me three loaves of bread. The word for “importunity” in the Greek literally means “SHAMLESNESS.” Without shame. I think that's absolutely fascinating, because a modest man would say, “Gee. I asked and he didn't give me any bread. Well, I guess I better go away now because I must be causing him a lot of inconvenience.” No, he is shameless! THERE ARE THREE EXAMPLES OF IMPORTUNITY; EXAMPLE ONE Luke 18:1-8, "And he spake a parable unto them to this end, that men ought always to pray, and not to faint; Saying, There was in a city a judge, which feared not God, neither regarded man: And there was a widow in that city; and she came unto him, saying, Avenge me of mine adversary. And he would not for a while: but afterward he said within himself, Though I fear not God, nor regard man; YET BECAUSE THIS WIDOW TROUBLETH ME,I WILL AVENGE HER , LEST BY HER CONTINUE COMING SHE WEARY ME. And the Lord said, Hear what the unjust judge saith. And shall not God avenge his own elect, which cry day and night unto him, though he bear long with them? I tell you that he will avenge them speedily." Here is a judge that was fearless, and would not avenge this widow's adversary. But she kept asking him OVER and OVER and the judge finally gave in to her requests, lest she weary him by her continual coming. EXAMPLE TWO: Luke 18:35-39, "And it came to pass, that as he was come nigh unto Jericho, a certain blind man sat by the way side begging: And hearing the multitude pass by, he asked what it meant. And they told him, that Jesus of Nazareth passeth by. And he cried, saying, Jesus, thou Son of David, have mercy on me. And they which went before REBUKE HIM, that he should HOLD his peace…" They rebuked him. They told him to shut up and be quiet! To stay out of the way.BUT Luke 18:39, "...but he cried so much the more, Thou Son of David, have mercy on me." What happens to this man if he shuts up? He's not healed. Yet, there were people there who were trying to talk him out of it, telling him to hush.He didn't hush, he kept yelling. He cried out! Luke 18:40-43, "And Jesus stood, and commanded him to be brought unto him: and when he was come near, he asked him, Saying, What wilt thou that I shall do unto thee? And he said, Lord, that I may receive my sight. And Jesus said unto him, Receive thy sight: THY FAITH HATH SAVED THEE. And immediately he received his sight, and followed him, glorifying God: and all the people, when they saw it, gave praise unto God."What's faith? Is it a feeling? Is it a mood? An emotion? Faith is a persistence, a boldness. It was his boldness and persistence that got this man his eyesight. It's not a mood, it's not a feeling. Think about it. Jesus said his bold, persistent, aggressive faith has saved him! EXAMPLE THREE: Matthew 15:22, "And, behold, a woman of Canaan came out of the same coasts, and cried unto him, saying, Have mercy on me, O Lord, thou Son of David; my daughter is grievously vexed with a devil." This is a Gentile woman, and Jesus did not answer her a word. Didn't say a thing to her, just ignored her! Actually, strange women weren't supposed to be talking to strange men like this. Jesus' manners may seem rude to you, but they were the norm for this time. Matthew 15:23-26, "But he answered her not a word. And his disciples came and besought him, saying, SEND HER AWAY;FOR SHE CRIETH AFTER US. But he answered and said, I am not sent but unto the lost sheep of the house of Israel. Then came she and worshipped him, saying, Lord, HELP ME. But he answered and said, It is not meet to take the children's bread, and to cast it to dogs." First he ignores her, and then he insults her! “This is not for you, you dog! This is for the children. You Gentiles are not in that category of God's children.BUT SHE KEEP ON PRESSING ON: Matthew 15:27, "And she said, Truth, Lord: yet the dogs eat of the crumbs which fall from their masters' table." This is similar to what happened to a man named Jacob when he wrestled, physically, with God, and who put God in a hold and said, "...I will not let thee go, except thou bless me" (Genesis 32:24-30). He wrestled all night long and said he would not let him go until he blesses him! God even put the hollow of Jacob's thigh out of joint, and he still wouldn't let him go! These people would stand up to God, believe it or not. This woman continued to persist in the argument. And what happened? Matthew 15:28, "Then Jesus answered and said unto her, O woman, GREAT IS THY FAITH : be it unto thee even as thou wilt. And her daughter was made whole from that very hour." What's he talking about? He's talking about her boldness, her persistence, her drive, her energy, her willingness to hang in there and not give up on her daughter's sake. Sometimes we can find more faith for our children than we can for ourselves. This woman certainly did. Notice Jesus' response when he saw this kind of faith, this kind of persistent boldness. He said, “I'll give you anything you want!” And her daughter was made whole from that very hour. And Jesus told her that her bold, persistent, aggressive faith has saved her daughter. Continue from the Lord prayer; Luke 11:9-10, "And I say unto you, Ask, and it shall be given you; seek, and ye shall find; knock, and it shall be opened unto you. For every one that asketh receiveth; and he that seeketh findeth; and to him that knocketh it shall be opened." One thing you can say for sure is that a man who doesn't ask is not going to get it, a man who isn't looking for it isn't going to find it, and a man who doesn't knock on the door will never get it open. Luke 11:11-13, "If a son shall ask bread of any of you that is a father, will he give him a stone? or if he ask a fish, will he for a fish give him a serpent? Or if he shall ask an egg, will he offer him a scorpion? If ye then, being evil, know how to give good gifts unto your children: how much more shall your heavenly Father give the Holy Spirit to them that ask him?" You need to understand, the point that is being made here is not that God is a bad neighbor, the point is that if you expect to be heard of God you're going to have to knock and you're going to have to be persistent in what you do, and you are going to have to be shameless. CONCLUSION; Well, the scriptural doctrine of faith is an ACTIVE , persistent, bold approach to God. We seem to think that faith is a PASSIVE virtue; that it's a set of BELIEFS or a way of THINKING , whereas in scripture it's a way of acting! That's where, possibly, the difference may come in. nice) |
Politics › Re: Subsidy Removal: Jonathan & Back-Stabbing Governors by kodded(m): 10:59pm On Dec 17, 2015 |
duwdu: Sorry, but anyone who supported the removal of subsidy under Jonathan must have been a compound fo0l. And the reason any such person was a fo0l then is the same as it is now, and is simple: The man Jonathan would have simply wasted/squandered/misappropriated ALL of it (what could have been yanked from the masses,) and then some.
Nothing else could have come in better as evidence of the deduction above, than the events, revelations, and confessions, just within these immediate past couple of weeks, of mindless looting of our patrimony by those who were taking orders directly from President Jonathan.
And to think that the set of lootocracy that has so far been put in the public domain is just the tip of probably one of many icebergs!
These Jonathan apologists sef.
Well, Karma is always there...
P34c3 ..... ... what are you saying ?  |
Politics › Amaechi: I Never Knew The Railway Was Working In Nigeria by kodded(op): 8:54pm On Dec 17, 2015 |
The Minister of Transportation, Chibuike Amaechi, has stated that he never knew that the railways means of transportation still existed in Nigeria.
Amaechi made this remark on Tuesday when he and other officials of the ministry toured facilities of the Nigeria Railways Corporation, NRC, in Lagos.
He disclosed the intention of the Federal Government to concentrate on building standard gauge railway lines that would be beneficial to the country’s status as a developing economy.
His words: “In fact, I think we have a problem; most people don’t believe that the railway transport is functioning in Nigeria. I didn’t even know, until I started this tour, I never knew that the railway was functioning, it was even from his (MD’s) speech that I learnt that there are some coaches or services that go to Kano or Port Harcourt or elsewhere.
“The federal government will concentrate on standard gauge of the railways, because it is critical that Nigeria becomes one of the countries founded on standard gauge. The only time I had seen railways (trains) or the coaches was one or two days in Lagos, and I thought it started from the beginning of Lagos to the end of Lagos.
“So we need to make people become more aware that the narrow gauge is working, and that people can still use it to travel around that country. There was a joke somebody told me that it takes three days to reach Kano from Lagos on the narrow gauge, and when I asked the managing director of NRC, he said no, it takes one and half days; I said: ‘what’s the difference between three days and one and a half days?’ So that is why the government has to re-emphasize on the need for the construction of the standard gauge to help boost the economy,” the minister stated. http://dailypost.ng/2015/12/16/i-never-knew-railway-transport-still-existed-in-nigeria-amaechi/ |
Business › Re: Angola Overtakes Nigeria In Crude Oil Production by kodded(m): 10:10am On Dec 17, 2015 |
happy birthday buhari the dulllard  |
Investment › Re: NSE: Investors Lose N109bn In Two Days As Investor Sentiments Remain weak by kodded(m): 8:38am On Dec 17, 2015 |
we have a dulllard as a president |
Politics › Re: Prez. Buhari’s #73 Famous Quotes/words Of Wisdom As He Celebrates 73rd Birthday by kodded(m): 8:35am On Dec 17, 2015 |
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Politics › Re: Nairaland -- Am Happy ok by kodded(m): 8:28am On Dec 17, 2015 |
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Politics › Re: Subsidy Removal: Jonathan & Back-Stabbing Governors by kodded(m): 4:40pm On Dec 16, 2015 |
Demdem:
Ur comprehensive skills is near zero. Chew my arse. demdem the dulllard please reply what I quoted and stop spamming my mentions idiota  |
Politics › Re: President Hassan Rouhani Calls Buhari Over Army/shiite Clash by kodded(m): 4:31pm On Dec 16, 2015 |
RandomVic: This country self don tire person. Now the whole world Is looking at Nigeria like just another backward mideval Muslim nation. What's has the Christians in Nigeria do to deserve all this bad rap?! the western world see the Christians as the minority because of the past leaders |
Politics › Re: #BuhariGate Now Trending On Twitter. Nigerians React by kodded(m): 10:10am On Dec 16, 2015 |
duni04: Don't b stupîd please! If today anything happens to Obasanjos SUVs, the office of the NSA which is statutorily responsible for authorising the use and distribution of bullet proof vehicles in Nigeria will replace them. Why? because Obasanjos is a former head of state. It is his entitlement till he dies! I don't know how else to explain it to you! I would have translated to Igbo for u but I don't speak the language. Please don't b a dumb ass and pollute peoples minds with dumbness! Please! so the nsa is tge obe to give money to ex head of state what happened to the minister of finance ? or the minister of defence ? |
Politics › Re: #BuhariGate Now Trending On Twitter. Nigerians React by kodded(m): 10:09am On Dec 16, 2015 |
omojeesu: Security money to protect Ex-Head of State was included in the money voted to 'fight Boko Haram'.
I don't think everything of that money was only to buy arms. That's my understanding.
Corrupt people don't like the anti corruption posture of this or any government. Corrupt people believe that everyone is corrupt and are always trying to prove this.
Buhari is not a saint, but for now he appears cleaner than most.
Dasuki apparently spent a large part of the money not buying arms but laundered it to prosecute political campaign for the party in power and got some for himself also that was unofficial. That's the problem. the money was to buy arms ad not to spend it on any ex head of state what happened to the minister of finance ? or the defense ministry ? buhari is a thief because he also benefited from the arms deal |
Politics › Re: #BuhariGate Now Trending On Twitter. Nigerians React by kodded(m): 9:04am On Dec 16, 2015 |
[s] duni04: Most of the people commenting on this topic are just silly naive people who have no clue. Twitter is full of them. All former heads of state are entitled to personal security from the DSS and Police,and also SUVs. Buharis SUV was destroyed by Boko haram thus the Federal government had to provide him with a new one. Please where's the goat and the yam there? Stupîd folks on twitter just like to tweet like foolish birds and run their mouths. No substance in all the rubbish they're spewing. Obasanjo, IBB, Abdulsalami, Gowan, Shonekan all have personal security and SUVs. [/s] mumu you mean the money meant for the purchase of arms to combat boko haram is now buhari entitlement  ? |
Politics › Re: #BuhariGate Now Trending On Twitter. Nigerians React by kodded(m): 9:00am On Dec 16, 2015 |
omojeesu: Funny people. There's nothing here about Buharigate! He received what was alloted to him as Ex-Head of State. Can't people be fair and analyse things objectively? you mean the money meant for the purchase of arms to combat boko haram is now buhari entitlement ? |
Politics › Re: Breaking News: Fuel Subsidy Removed by kodded(m): 12:36pm On Dec 15, 2015 |
ZEN: This man is a cold blooded animal.My hands are shaking as i type.My God,this man is heartless.On a new year's day.WHY?This man has shown that he is a liar,heartless,dull and insensitive.As i type on,I hear the voice of my baby in the background and I shake my head.I shake my head not because I will not be able to meet her needs;By God's Grace I will, but the millions of Nigerians out there who will be unable to meet their basic needs as a result of this unpopular move by this senseless and clueless man.
For God's sake is this man not a PHD holder.Must he take all he is adviced by I.M.F hook, line and sinker?Does he not know that the price of everything in the market will double-talk of common sense.Where will Nigerians get the money from?Not having implemented the meager 18,000naira minimum wage.This unpopular move will lead to an increase in corruption,poverty,arm robbery,vandalisation of our pipelines amongst other vices.
I have never been as angry as I am this year(lol).PLS LORD WHY DO WE GET SUCH "RULERS"?,WHY ARE WE UNLUCKY? what about now? |
Literature › Re: Uzodimma Iweala, Author Of "Beasts Of No Nation" by kodded(m): 12:35pm On Dec 15, 2015 |
monex: you assume being rich (best schools, mansion, best cars) automatically makes one intelligent right? i have met more smart poor dudes than i have met intelligent rich dudes. intelligence is also subjective you know.
he wrote that book in 2004 (albeit published in 2005). so when you say he has/had the funds his mum carted away, you mean the ones his mum stole during OBJs government.
you also should realise this thread is about his book and the movie and not his mum's financial mismanagement nor about corruption, nor about APC/PDP. you can not take away bitterness from this apc folks i tell ya 2 Likes |
Politics › Re: Breaking News: Fuel Subsidy Removed by kodded(m): 11:16am On Dec 15, 2015 |
pokur: Dude,u should really get off that shyte u are smoking.Ending govt regulation of the downstream sector(i don't believe there ever was true subsidy regime) will simply leave the citizenry at the mercy of sharks who can fleece us anyhow they want. The only reasonable solution has always been local refining of the petroleum products we consume,not importation. GEJ should first fix our refineries or sell them to competent firms before throwing us to the wolves hypocrite |
Politics › Re: Breaking News: Fuel Subsidy Removed by kodded(m): 11:15am On Dec 15, 2015 |
rabzy01: This is history in the making. No Naija president ever cared to give Nigerians a priceless new year gift of fresh air like this. Nigerians are too rich to be enjoying subsidy, therefore remove all the subsidies. The the only subsidy that should be allowed to continue is the fresh air subsidy like the one blowing in Ebonyi and Madalla. Thank you Mr Fisherman from the creeks. More fresh air, less subsidy. NONESENSE  |
Politics › Re: Breaking News: Fuel Subsidy Removed by kodded(m): 11:04am On Dec 15, 2015 |
malele: Jonathan is a heavy fool, am so ashamed for campaigning for this man. Yaradua with his sickness is better than this man. is jonathan trying to tell nigerians that yaradua that reduced the fuel price from 70 to 65 does not know what he did, the problem with us is that we believe in educated fools that don't know anything,how can ngozi bring up this stupid issue of subsidy removal? because she does not buy fuel,90% of fuel used in nigeria is used on generators, no roads, and some people write here because ghana removed there subsidy nigeria should do the same . It will be bad if nigerians accept this subsidy removal without protests or strikes.money that we are so sure that will be embezzled by politicians I wish you will tell buhari the same thing  |
Politics › Re: Breaking News: Fuel Subsidy Removed by kodded(m): 11:01am On Dec 15, 2015 |
Ehisod: ha! GEJ. Which is stupid and inhumane presido we get sef? I am posting this with generator humming in the background. So now it will cost me twice the amount to supply myself electricity and water. While one useless man who does not buy fuel with his money wakes up one morning and deregulates/removes subsidy. We must resist this move until this son of a drunken fisherman brings out his power road map that he was waving at us prior to his election and let us see it come to fruition. Without that, then RESISTANCE SHOULD BE THE ORDER OF THE DAY. Ghana can do without subsidy cos they don't supply themselves power with expensive deregulated fuel. RUBBISH!!!! oboy wish you said the same thing in this new government |
Politics › Re: Breaking News: Fuel Subsidy Removed by kodded(m): 10:59am On Dec 15, 2015 |
GenBuhari: [size=18pt]The next round of our impoverishment and oppression has begun.
If you have any cash in the bank invest it by purchasing land, property, gold,diamonds or any asset that cannot be devalued.
The second stage would be a massive devaluation of Naira by as much as 50%
You have been warned.!
I sincerely wish everyone a happy new year.[/size] mumu how market |
Politics › Re: Subsidy Removal: Jonathan & Back-Stabbing Governors by kodded(m): 10:56am On Dec 15, 2015 |
baralatie: This is your comment in 2012 please call other nairalanders to see the hypocrisy in apc |
Politics › Re: Subsidy Removal: Jonathan & Back-Stabbing Governors by kodded(m): 10:54am On Dec 15, 2015 |
Demdem: The retardeen simply wont seize to amaze me. The govs earlier supported based on the lies they were poisoned with from Ngozi, Madueke and Sanusi. they were told if they dont support it Nigeria will crash and no additional money to share from federation account.
The civil society stood up and gave the govs the antidotes to these poisons and after being cured they realized they were being foooled by the retardeen. They soon realized that one of the reason why they have few money to share monthly was because NNPC with the express permission from Madueke (retardeen's minister)has been involved in a lot of fraudulent practices as regards the federation account. The antidote is even so powerful that some are even doubting if there is subsidy at all.
The govs are much more enlighten now also with the help of the House of Rep. This explains why the Retardeen is currently Mad. I hope you can chew your words now cc severusnape |
Politics › Re: Breaking News: Fuel Subsidy Removed by kodded(m): 10:52am On Dec 15, 2015 |
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Politics › Re: Subsidy Removal: Jonathan & Back-Stabbing Governors by kodded(m): 10:43am On Dec 15, 2015 |
egift: The worm is looking for pity. Ain't giving any. He knows it was a bad policy, yet he agreed and now want some sympathy. Jona, everything ends on your table - you are a spineless leader. Always prostrating before your gang with policies against Nigerians.
And here, uncooked Kanda and his thugs will want us to believe Governors in opposition parties are the majority. How many PDP governors sided with the people against the horrible policy, I guess that will not matter - bunch of lepers - keep plaguing the place. hypocrite cc whynotthetruth |
Politics › Re: Subsidy Removal: Jonathan & Back-Stabbing Governors by kodded(m): 10:35am On Dec 15, 2015 |
dayokanu: I have never seen a more reetarded president on this earth who gives excuses and seeks to shift blame for every action
today its the governors who advised you remove subsidy?
What a Retardeeen idiot what you said four years ago have come back to hunt you |
Politics › Re: #dasukigate: Cramjones March 10th Revelation Vindicated: Read! by kodded(m): 6:38am On Dec 15, 2015 |
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Nairaland General › Re: FG To Move Fuel Price From N87 To N97, To Remove Subsidy Next Year by kodded(m): 6:19am On Dec 15, 2015 |
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Politics › Re: 8 Killed In Fresh Boko Haram Attack On Borno Villages by kodded(m): 6:16am On Dec 15, 2015 |
but buhari why ?  |