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Godmother: OP

How old are you?! I was goin to sympathize with you until I read the part where a girl you liked also told you she like you and would like to be your girl and you did nothing! Seriously! That's usually the best approach for shy guys and you blew it. What else do you want?

he needs correct flogging with 7 mouth koboko.

Watch out! Gbomorgbomor alert! una know say xmas don near..

The OP is impotent..

I remember our Mr. Macho competition at NYSC camp in Kano some years back.. One of the contestants brought two hawt girls to help him UnCloth and reveal his "machoness" to our expectant eyes.. Lol. E be like the girls come take the work personal, add extra jara by rubbing his body (you can't blame both parties, 3 weeks without sex no be small thing).. Lo and behold na so d contestant prick come tanda gidigba for stage with all the lights on him.. Lwkmd.. All the corpers especially girls started shouting "you don win, you don win".. I really felt for the guy sha. Imagine dat kind embarrassment.

Must they all be ugly

Bishop Magic: Dont play politics with everything. These men have been compromised and they dont care a hoot about the ramifications of their strike on the polity.

Does ASUU think they are the only ones working in this country?
This generation of students has since gone to the dogs. ASUU can never try this in the 90's. Now all you have are silly brats protesting over the loss of Swaggz to their school due to renaming.

you are quite young I suppose. Why do you think Atahiru Jega of inec is highly respected? Go back to history and read about ASUU during the military era. The only union military governments dreaded. GEJ is a small fry for these guys and he knows. A peaceful resolution is better for both parties. This threat won't work.

That JIK advert is the most stupid I've seen this year.. Old people just dey scream like mumus. For making me go through such torture the makers of that advert should be tied to stake and made to watch the LG mosquito AC advert for one week non-stop. While the makers of the dumb LG advert should be giving thesame treatment as the JIK guys.

That JIK advert is the most stupid I've seen this year.. Old people just dey scream like mumus. The makers of that advert should be tied to stake and made to watch the LG mosquito AC advert for one week none stop. While the makers of the dumb LG advert should be giving thesame treatment as the JIK guys.

Tiwa's dress looks like prison uniform.

I think you are jobless.. #NoOffience.

Waspy: Cute...Hope nobody will be breaking nobody's heart o. I hate romantic tragedy.Stick togetha like glue, you hear me so, Op?

busy body.. Who ask you for advice sef?

E be like say na for startimes dem dey show am.. Never heard of it before. As for those of una wey dey yarb soundsultan na God go judge una. The guy dey release songs una no dey gree buy, why he no go look fidodido?! Una give am money to fresh up?!

Na 2002 own pain me pass, nff sack ahmodu hire onigbinde.. Lol.. Which kind sense be dat sef?! If dis man curse NFF, I am 100% sure dat it will work. Ahmodu, abeg leave dem for God.

Eyah.. Na so you take catch dis small boy.. Smh

Which one be UPN again? Na wah o, parties full naija o.

Is that a pimple on your forehead?

FG had better be ready to sack the whole university staff.

ebamma: never heard of them, na english epic abi na naija own?

naija

"Special assistant to the special adviser to the president" oh! Naija na wah.. This is a northerner supporting GEJ o, no hausa man has called him a "traitor" o or working against his people o, if na some people now we for don hear curse taya.. Smh.

But why

[quote author=born_to_be_gr8t]This bianca is intimidatingly beautiful,embarrassinlgly pretty, and cascadingly desirable...if I have a babe like this ehn...may thunder fire me if I cheat on her [/quote]Bros you disappoint me aswear! Na so fine girls scarce for your life? Choi! Dis babe try no doubt but no reach d level wey you talk abeg. Dis one na balloteli for where fine girls dey abeg.

Who/what da hell is a governor when president and him wife dey collect insult everyday and dem never jail anybody yet?!! This governor want make nigerians put eyes for him mata ba? Bro, it won't be easy on him o.. He go curse the founders of twitter, facebook, nairaland, etc

Fash is working

Mumu FG.. Who wan go school wey nigerian police dey secure? Dem go use students learn how to target bullet say na accidental discharge.

Nobody is saying the woman was right.. What she did was against the law but under no condition should an elected official tell a Nigerian to "go and die".. Never! Why not allow the law enforcement agents do their work? "Go and die"?! Jezzzz.. I can't even tell my ex whom I hate with so much passion that. Oshiomole fall my hand big time. Imagine Obama telling an american street hawker to "go and die". Na dat day he go carry him hand resign, nobody wan know weda na him kill Osama.

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