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Religion / Re: Ten Lies The Church Tells Women by kokomuolo: 12:08pm On Sep 10, 2013
Well its been an interesting time bomb thread i must say. However, my little contribution to this looking at the from the bible view point is this. When God finished creating Adam, he sensed Adam's need for a companion and God proceeded to make a woman for him as a compliment. Now notice Adam's reaction to that surprise gift 'this is at last bone of my bone and flesh of my flesh' ..... and God saw that all he has made including the woman was good. The point in this little story is that God instituted marriage with the intent to bring companionship, warmth, procreation, appropriate headship and willing submission to that headship and an overall happy union and family life. Unfortunately things only went the opposite direction when the couple chose to lead a life without God's direction; and the result? Man's brutal, oppressive, domineering headship as found in many homes and women's campaigning for freedom and liberation. This is NOT God's original purpose for this institution. Look carefully, most successful homes today are built by husbands who have the mind of Christ and women who understand what SUBMISSION is all about. By the way which woman would want to liberate herself from peace, love and security?
Truth is, homes will continue to be houses,
marriages mares,
couples, warring countries seeking for selfish sovereignty
Children asking what brought them here
until the only two genders created understands their roles in the institutions and agree to play them well.
Point of note: Despite its beauty and blessings, MARRIAGE IS NOT COMPULSORY, it does not bring [b][/b]TRUE happiness, does not guarantee salvation, does determine personal relationship with God and other humans, does not guarantee self worth. LET HIM or HER WHO CAN MAKE ROOM FOR IT MAKE ROOM FOR IT

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Politics / Re: The History Of Public Transportation In Lagos. by kokomuolo: 2:05pm On Mar 08, 2013
How sad that initial brilliant and well-intentioned projects just kiss the dust in no time. Yet when private individuals/companies decide to run the marathon the government cannot run, they kill them with unreasonable taxes. Man has really ruled man to his injury!
Health / Re: 10 Amazing Facts About Human Body by kokomuolo: 5:32pm On Feb 19, 2013
nice.one:
this article doesn't in any way give credence to reincarnation as misconstrued by Bellyonaire. atom which is the building block of matter can actually not be created nor be destroyed through simple chemical process ( though fission and fusion processes has been found to create or destroy atom). so the atom you see in your body is built up from the substance you take in as food and water. for instance water is made up of two atoms of hydrogen and one atom of oxygen. these atoms most probably must have been existing for billions of years! also, calcium phosphate which is a substance that give the bone its hardness and strength is made up of atoms of calcium and phosphate and they are derived from the food we eat.likewise other substances that build the human body. so you are not born with those atoms those atoms which are derived from your meal follows a program ingrained in your genome to build you the way you are. your parents only contributed the initial few atoms in form of sperms and eggs necessary for life.
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And the atoms come from where and by whom? Does the mindless, unsound/illogical reasoning characterized by evolution adequately explain this? Does teachings of evolution and atheistic believe not confuse the more? Even Charles Darwin got confused by his own theory! Does our complex mind bugling universe not testify to the truthfulness of these words 'For his invisible [qualities] are clearly seen from the world’s creation onward, because they are perceived by the things made, even his eternal power and Godship, so that they are INEXCUSABLE;?
Nairaland / General / Re: Homeless Man Has Been Living In A Grave For The Last 15 Years by kokomuolo: 11:32am On Feb 18, 2013
joinnow: One thing is clear from this story.
The dead are conscious of nothing.Afterall the bible is accurate


My very thought too. I am wondering where all the [b][/b]GHOSTS[b][/b]traveled to for 15years! The dead? Absolutely conscious of nothing
Romance / Re: A Love Story In 22 Pictures by kokomuolo: 12:56pm On Oct 02, 2012
Okija_juju:


[b]What you should be praying for is The ability to know the right woman when you see her.. The reason being that the women who actually love us enough to sacrifice her all for us, are the ones we either dont want, take for granted or outrightly mistreat.. And the reason is that good things dont always come in fancy wrappers.. But na the Brazillian hair, mini-skirt, pierced nostrils, tattoo spotting, low-cut/push-up bra wearing, contact lens wearing, anklelet wearing, fake eyelash wearing, fake accented, club hopping, knock-off designer wearing hoes we dey see, love and break head for..
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Okija God bless you for being on the other side. No mind these selfish self centered boysmen we have here! Most times good characters are not always found in beautiful bodies. Evryman want MODERN BABE abi? For those wey dey find virtous woman, u go see am. for those wey dey find SHOP-MY-MONEY-I-DONT-CARE I-GET-AM-PLENTY, dem dey there.
Ehen wetin u find na wetin u see no be curse.
Events / Re: Where Were You On September 11th 2001? by kokomuolo: 11:45am On Sep 12, 2012
bittyend: I was in secondary school and that was the first day I smoked cheese. At first, I thought it was a movie or the cheese, but later found out that the Americans were the ones trying the stunts. Only to later blame it on the Arabs.

Americans and their false flags. undecided

Till you tell me what happened to the plane that allegedly hit the pentagon and how a building hit in the middle could collapse from the foundation, that ish would always be a false flag. How did muthaphucking arabs hijack air planes in your airspace and you can't send a couple of F16s over to follow the darn planes. Americans sure know how to fool everyone. The same way Osama was killed but no freaking corpse. undecided



Do i understand this to mean that America actually committed this magnitude of murder against ts own own? Pray to what end?
Travel / Re: Boarding A Plane For The First Time (Your Experience) by kokomuolo: 6:30pm On Jul 25, 2012
This is one of the most interesting thread i have read in recent times. My ribs are cracking especially my bros wey put bag for "boot' of plane.
Sha mine was in 2006 on official flight from Lag to Abj. I traveled with my senior colleagues on Virgin Nig. I was excited as a first timer feeling like Obama. My first shocker was the take off; i couldn't get a grip of myself i held my colleague's hand with my eyes tightly closed and asking myself 'who send me message?' As if that was not bad enough there was turbulence as a result of bad weather. O boy u need to see me moving my body in rhythm with movement of the plane and guess what? I fell off my seat. Come see laf for plane. i turn comic relief. For 1 month i no talk for office.

Then in last Dec i traveled with my 3 yrs daughter who had been singing with 'mummy i want to enter aroplane' She couldn't wait to be searched at the boarding terminal as she quickly ran up the stairs. As she got in she started complaining ' mummy mummy the plan is not moving! mummy tell the driver to start it. Then came the take off. the song changed, mummy the plan is singing, mummy hold me i am scared. mummy should i pray? i want to wee wee. make una come see another round of laf for plane

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Literature / Re: The PACKAGE by kokomuolo: 1:49pm On Jul 17, 2012
@St Okolie thanks a lot for this wonderful refreshing piece of entertainment away from tribal bullets, religious arrows and wars,and vulgarism that litters Nairaland by Nairalanders.

Am Itching to read the rest
Education / Re: Do you Remember Or Used This? by kokomuolo: 1:49pm On Jul 06, 2012
GudluckIBB: This exercise book reminds me of my primary school,Ugbowo primary school in Benin City.
It also reminds me of my wicked teacher,Mrs OMoregie who used to give me melon to crack while mates are playing football during break time.
It reminds me of bons and head of fish
It reminds me of agidi jollof
It reminds me of mama omoma rice with bonga fish
It also reminds me of how I use to steal my mum's money to patronise mama Omoma becos I cudnt just resist the Aroma emanating from her Stew.
It also reminds me of my old friends,Clement ikhayere,Courage ugiagbe,Itohan Ugiabge,Iyobo Agho,Osaretin Iguodala and Gladys Ojokoh.we are share same kpako seat then.
Above all,this exercise book will always remind me of MR P.C.just for no reason,u will be floging me.U will ask me to pick pin or do touch your toe.I swear!anywere I catch you for this Lagos,I go pay you back.U shud be around 60years now,but anytime I see you now,I go provoke I swear!!!!!!!

Na im be if he neva die
Education / Re: Do you Remember Or Used This? by kokomuolo: 1:39pm On Jul 06, 2012
cosmatika: Yes. We used to think dat d pix is dat of d devil lying dead. Hw tym flies


EXACTLY!! you took it from me grin [b][/b]
Family / Re: 2-Year- Old Playing On 100ft-high Balcony Ledge by kokomuolo: 1:34pm On Jul 06, 2012
piica: And it took police 6minutes to arrive! Imagine na 9ja how many hours?if...


Come ke? you hear ssy na Facrook case?
Politics / Re: You Can Now Call The Acting Inspector-general Of Police-08059666666 by kokomuolo: 1:25pm On Jul 06, 2012
ballabriggs: I just dialed the number now, but why is it not going through now?


becos you just forgot a POLICEMAN is talking
Business / Re: Do You Remember These Naira Notes And Coins? by kokomuolo: 1:21pm On Jul 06, 2012
uchlukez: SMH. Lots of old peeps in nairaland


And too many sucklings with running noses hitting their dads and mums keyboards! Nonsense!

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Politics / Re: GEJ Sets Up Committee To Verify 2011 Subsidy Claims by kokomuolo: 10:06am On Jul 06, 2012
emiye: Committee - A Group of the unwilling, picked from the unfit, to do the unnecessary


This is awarded QUOTE OF THE WEEK grin

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Romance / Re: Marrying A Woman Who Can't Cook by kokomuolo: 1:48pm On Jun 04, 2012
i dey laugh in pidgin for the two categories of people in this thread

CATEGORY 1- COOKING IS NOT IMPORTANT IN MARRIAGE; MUST A WOMAN COOK; COOKING IS SLAVERY
CATEGORY 2- I WILL TEACH HER; LOVE MATTERS MOST.

for the married women who open their mouth to say that it is not compulsory for a woman to cook. just wait you no need adviser. By the time you born one and two, and get house help then all of una go dey go mama put or sweet sensation evry day to chop....hmmm no cry say 'MY PASTOR SAW A VISION AND TOLD ME THAT ANOTHER WOMAN IS GOING TO BREAK MY HOME. becos fasting and prayer no go help u.

for the single ladies wey dey daydream; i beg keep dreaming u hear;your dreamland husband go understand say u be pepperless to cook. by the time u go wake up, menopause go don catch u. so sit down there they chew gum. nonsense
Family / Re: How Was Your First Year Of Marriage? by kokomuolo: 12:12pm On Mar 23, 2012
hmmmmm smileya lot to remember. mine was not fun at all partly becos we courted 'from far away'. he was in Abuja and i was in Lagos and i never visited him until we got married! so you can imagine the process of having to learn him. While i am a very independent minded, he is liked a docile woman; he liked outing, i was on the homeside. To make matters worse,his business took him away most of the time. So it was a case of learning each other afresh each time he is around. During the period i was like o[b]h gosh if this is marriage to hell with it. [/b. We argued and quarreled a lot. However, things gradually improved when i got pregnant and got better when i had our first baby girl. In fact i was really surprised at the role he played when during the period of delivery and its associated complications. He was by my side all through, saw him cry and pray dat i live. He refused to leave my side for the whole 2weeks at the hospital, barely eating. When baby and i arrived home dat was when love nwa tin tin started. He cared for baby like i ve never seen, changed pampers at night, carried baby when at home. Now both of us have matured in marriage and now am like gosh if this is what marriage is all about then am happy to be in. I learnt a lot in that first year and grew in a different way. Now each of us have come to realize that we ve been loved by the best and would not wish to settle for less

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Politics / Re: Behold, Nigeria's New Police Uniform - See Pix by kokomuolo: 10:01am On Mar 14, 2012
i dey laf in vernacular. Make una just wait and see wetin this uniform will turn into by the time dis una dirty, ragamuffin policemen start wearing it. If the uniform come life again and hear N.. he no go wait for the end of the sentence.
Family / Re: Is It Right To Work For One's Father -inlaw/wife's Family?? by kokomuolo: 11:10am On Mar 13, 2012
nexeee: area fada....my dad is late..yet to tell my mum....i get along very well with other members of her family..infact her entire sibling all look up to me as their big brother..lol..the mum calls me her first son...they are really nice.. grin grin


am just confused...seriously..

[/b]Honestly most posters views are valid. My take is this: some families can really be nice however, life though has taught that if u have never lived or work with somebody u cannot determine the person's 'niceness'. You cannot be too sure of your father-in-law's niceness until you work with him.
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ISSUES TO CONSIDER

Are you ready to take the risk of finding out what he really is on the issue of business and money?

What is your plan B just in case things dont work as thought or expected.

How do u think he would react to your rejection and how do you intend to handle him?

Would working with him not expose some of your privacy (like him knowing how much u earn)and do you mind?

SUGGESTIONS
Since he wants to do business with you then deal with the situation professionally. Have a man-man, heart-heart discussion with him.
Honestly express your concerns and state your conditions (likes and dislikes).
For now forget he is your father-in-law. What you see here is a business proposal by a business partner.
Keenly watch his reaction (and draw your conclusion)
Discuss with your wife
And take a decision.
Wishing you the best
Politics / Re: CBN's Sanusi The Holy Mallam In A Romantic Romp (sizzling Photo) by kokomuolo: 10:44am On Mar 13, 2012
Nchara: See what our holier-than-thou mallam does outside the purview of Nigerians

And so? pls allow pple to their privacy. How does this benefit anybody? even u? Let harmful gossip be

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