₦airaland Forum

Please no one should give the General mic again until elections are over

nosike3:
I spit on jonathan,i spit on tinubu, I spit on buhari! I spit on you all! Filthy politicians, myopic masses! *spits n walk away *

o boy you gather plenty spit for mouth o. You sure say your spit neva finish for ya mouth? With all these ya 'spitting activated'

Princecalm:
This is someone that understands the economy speaking and not the clueless one who keeps Naira unstable.

you are worse than clueless. You and your general need to go back to ss1 for economics class.

This shows that the people's General is a stack illiterate. A nonentity in respect to country's economics.

Our libido can be affected by a number of outside influences, from stress, tiredness, shift work, financial worries or simply working long hours.’ Avoid some foods if planning to have sex.

1. Black liquorice

Liquorice intake has been linked to lower testosterone levels. The stronger the testosterone, the stronger the sexual desire, for both men and women, so maybe best not to have this as a sweet treat.

2. Cheese

Dairy generally is a libido killer. For many dairy is congesting and mucus-producing, so not the ideal way to feel before sex!

3. Beans

‘For some they’ll feel full of energy after a bean-filled meal, for others they may feel sluggish or at worst bloated and even an increase in flatulence, so best avoided,’ she explained.

4. Chocolate

Choose your chocolate carefully as not all chocs are bad. Go for dark chocolate that contains a minimum of 70 per cent  cocoa, as it will be the most nutritious way to consume this delicious, sensual food!

‘Dark chocolate is naturally high in many antioxidants, choose raw for the highest possible levels of naturally occurring nutrients. Chocolate is rich in L-tryptophan, which is a precursor to serotonin.

5. Hot dogs

The high saturated content of hot dogs can clog up the vaginal and penile arteries, making this the least romantic handheld treat around.

‘All processed foods are a no for libido. Hot dogs are a very processed food in an overly processed bun that provides very little nutrition. Think about how you feel eating something like this.

‘You may feel sluggish and low in energy – not good for feeling sexy.

6. Peppermint

The menthol in peppermint has been shown to reduce testosterone levels, sending your sex drive plummeting. And while bad breath is a turn off, definitely do not chew gum as chewing brings more air into your system, making you prone to burp.

7. Tonic Water

This often contains quinine which is used as a flavouring agent in tonic water and some other beverages.

‘Quinine has been used as an anti-malarial agent, but it’s been linked to a decrease in sexual function, so avoid before sex.

8. French fries

Again an overly processed food, that has a very high glycaemic index, meaning that this food releases its energy very quickly into our systems

‘You may feel initially good on eating them, but pretty soon after, your energy levels will quickly slump, leaving you feeling low,’ the nutritionist said.

‘Plus you may not feel well if they’ve been cooked in bad quality oil, which may cause you to feel sluggish and even indigestion – all libido killers!

9. Red meat

It depends how you feel individually after eating meat. For some, it will energise them, providing them with iron, which will increase oxygenation throughout the body.

For some people red meat itself may make them feel more ‘animal’.

For others, if they don’t have good digestive function, or ‘fire’, then red meat may sit heavily in them, making them feel lethargic. So it depends on the individual.

10. Tofu

Tofu and soya products contain phytoestrogens, and eaten in excess, soy can decrease testosterone levels, so steer clear of tofu to keep your sexual desire high.

11. Canned food

Processed food, suspended in time, there for the long haul, but providing little nutritional value, plus energetically ‘dead’ food. This definitely won’t increase your vitality, nor your sex life!

12. Red wine

In moderation red wine may increase blood flow, whilst relaxing you and lowering your inhibitions. But only have it in small amounts, as you don’t want to overdo it!

13. Oatmeal

May be good for you by helping to lower stress levels, and this is a roundabout way may increase libido, but aside from keeping you full energy-wise, oatmeal won’t directly increase your libido. Plus the high fiber content can lead to gassy feelings.

14. Energy drinks

These are often full of sugar and nasties such as artificial colours and flavours. They may give you an instant energy lift, which may increase endurance and stamina, but this may be short-lived.

15. Broccoli

While it can produce gas, broccoli is a wonderful vegetable that helps the body to naturally detoxify. ‘Eating plenty of broccoli may have a positive effect on prostate health and may help prevent heart disease. A great food to eat to improve your hormonal health overall.’

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Please has anyone seen Law 211 Nigeria legal system1 result written last semester?

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The recent hoopla surrounding the sudden travel to London by the All Progressive Congress [APC] presidential candidate, General Mohammadu Buhari may have generated undue interest into the private travel pattern of the APC presidential candidate – and the unexplained deception with which the handlers of the APC candidate have employed to mask the London has added to the hoopla surrounding the trip. Information available from 247ureports.com obtained from a competent source indicates that the APC presidential candidate may have gone to London for more clandestine reasons. The source reveals Buhari’s London trip was to meet with Arab billionaires to raise badly needed money for the presidential campaign – and to attend to a prescheduled medical checkup with his doctor in London.
It is recalled General Mohammadu Buhari departed Nigeria on February 19, 2015 through the Nnamdi Azikiwe International Airport Abuja but was reported by his presidential media team to have departed for London on a working visit – adding that Buhari will address the Chattam House on Thursday February 26, 2015 – and that he will also visit with the Nigerian communities in London. But the team held onto the real reasons the Buhari campaign team went to London. Our source reveals the Chattam House engagement was not the main reason for the trip, “it was a mere decoy” to help divert attention away from the main reasons for the said trip. According to the source, “why would Buhari visit London for Chattam House speech one week before?” The source acknowledged that the APC presidential candidate is afflicted with a “terminal illness that is not immediately terminal” – that his life is not immediately threatened.

Another source from the Amaechi camp revealed to 247ureports.com that the dwindled campaign financial resources of the APC presidential campaign was the principal reason for the sudden London trip. The source pointed to the unexpected shift in the election date by the Independent National Electoral Commission [INEC] as crippling to the financial standing of the team. “The team did not expect to have the election date shifted by six weeks – and so did not make budgetary provisions for that” said the source who proceeded to add that the money situation within the APC is dire. The normal contributors to the campaign who had contributed generously are not as eager to contribute as they had done previously. The governors within the APC are said to have turned their attentions away from the presidential trains to their respective campaigns within their states. Governor Amaechi who was reportedly the highest contributor to the Buhari campaign to the tune of N17billion has turned away from the presidential campaign train to focus attention to the dogged campaign being waged by the Peoples Democratic Party [PDP] gubernatorial candidate in the person of Nyesom Wike and his team which includes the 1st Lady of the country, Patience Jonathan. Governor Kwankwaso, the governor of Kano State has also turned away from the presidential train of the APC for personal reasons and for reasons concerning his senatorial race in Kano State. He is currently embroiled in a political battle against the heart of the APC in Kano which is still populated by sympathizers of Honorable Minister of Education and former governor of Kano State, Malam Ibrahim Shekarau. The governor of Imo State, Rochas Okorocha according to sources has expressed to the APC presidential campaign team that he “has done his part” – and is now focused on his reelection campaign – against a potent PDP candidate, Honorable Emeka Ihedioha. The former vice president of Nigerian and the APC presidential aspirant, Alhaji Atiku Abubakar has also not show eagerness to add to the N900million purportedly donated by him to the APC presidential campaign train. A source in Atiku’s Sheraton towers office revealed to 247ureports.com that Atiku believes the elections will not hold in March 28, 2015 – and so no need to “continue wasting money”.

While in London, an authoritative source revealed the APC presidential candidate proceeded to hold closed door meetings at a high scale restaurant at Shard Skyscraper [31st floor] with selected Arab billionaires. Among the list of billionaires were those reported to have previously financed presidential candidates in sub-Saharan African countries. According to the source, some of the Arab billionaires included known associates of terror financiers in Africa.

Among the list of billionaires present at the meeting include – Nadhmi Auchi a real estate mogul from Iraq resident of United Kingdom;  – Mohammed Ibrahim founder of Celtel from Sudan resident in United Kingdom. He is a known ‘investor in Africa’ under his Mo Ibrahim Foundation; – Wharton Ayman, an oil mogul from Syria resident in United Kingdom; Abdirashid Duale, Islamic banking mogul from Somalia; Othman Benjelloun, an international banker from Morocco; Saad Hariri, the deposed prime minister of Lebanon. Also among the participants were representatives of two suspected terror financiers – in the persons of Khalifa Mudammad Turki al-Subaiy [former officers at Qatar Central Bank] and Rahman bin Umayr al-Nuaymi [former president of Qatar football association]. Both have been alleged to contribute significant financial resources to the jihadist struggle in Syria and Iraq.

It is uncertain the fruitfulness of the outcome of the meeting. But it is certain that the group of Arab billionaires had given unfettered attention to the APC presidential candidate. The APC presidential candidate – in his talks with the billionaires impressed on them of possible prosecution faced by Muslims in Nigeria largely due to President’s religious divisive tactics in governing the country.

According to sources privy of the high profile meeting, General Buhari had to explain to the Arab billionaires how the initial monies donated to the campaign were expended. 247ureports.com was reliably informed that the group of Arab billionaires had initially donated an amount a little over N26billion prior to the unexpected postponement of the presidential Election Day. The billionaires expressed unhappiness with the unsavory nature the election was rescheduled because the Election Day shift – in affect – locked their monetary investments to an uncertain fate.  They insisted on concrete assurances the election will indeed be conducted on March 28, 2015. Credible but unconfirmed information indicate that the majority of the billionaires hedged their continued financial support on the assurance of the March 28, 2015 elections. The outcome of the meeting was however unknown.

ALL Progressives Congress (APC) presidential candidate General Muhammadu Buhari disappointed thousands of his UK supporters again yesterday by failing to show up for an interactive session organised in southeast London.
This is the second time within a week that General Buhari has failed to show up at meetings organised in London and it is certain to fuel talk about the state of his health and whether he is in the UK for medical reasons. To ameliorate the effect of his absence yesterday, party chairman Chief John Oyegun, publicity secretary Alhaji Lai Mohammed and Kaduna State gubernatorial candidate Mallam Nasir El-Rufai stepped in to address the party faithful.
Hosted by Nigerian evangelical church Everlasting Arms Ministries on Old Kent Road in south London, yesterday’s interactive session offered members of the APC’s UK chapter the opportunity to ask their leaders several questions. Thousands had thronged to the venue hoping to see General Buhari himself was Chief Oyegun apologised for his absence saying the general was tied up elsewhere.
Last Saturday, General Buhari similarly failed to attend an interactive session held in central London and his wife Hajiya Aisha Buhari had to stand in for him alongside Mrs Dolapo Osibanjo. Despite being in the UK for almost a week now, General Buhari has not been seen in public or addressed any meetings, prompting speculation that he is here on a health visit or simply to rest from the traumas of the recent election campaign.
Chief Oyegun said, however, that General Buhari is in good health and will be available on Thursday when he is billed to speak at Chatham House. He added that the general is in the UK to take his message outside Nigeria and intimate the international community about his plans for the country
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Nigerian Watch

A guy fell in love with this cute damsel and
everything was going on fine until he made
His intention known to her father & being
a learned man, here is what he gave him:

APPLICATION FORM TO MARRY MY
DAUGHTER.

FILL THE FORM IN YOUR OWN
HAND WRITING AND IN BLOCK LETTERS

I _______________ hereby apply to marry
your daughter Miss____________. I am _____
years old.

Please answer the following questions
honestly.

1. Do you go to Church ? Yes/No
2. Do you have a degree or diploma? Yes/No
3. Are you still a virgin? Yes/No
4. Are you working? Yes/No
5. Do you have a car? Yes/No

If your answer to any of the above
questions is NO, do not continue. Leave my
house and don't look back.

If all your answers were YES, Then
continue...
1. In 50 words or more, Describe the
disadvantages of cheating in marriage.
__________________________________________
_____________________________________________
_____________________________________________
___________________________________________

2. With the aid of a diagram, Explain how
you can give respect to your father in- law
and mother in-law.
__________________________________________
__________________________________________
__________________________________________
__________________________________________

3. Suppose your wife says "Honey, I need
money for my hair at the saloon", what
would be your answer ?
__________________________________

4. Explain any TEN causes of divorce.
__________________________________________
__________________________________________
__________________________________________

5. What does the term 'good husband'
mean to you?
_____________________________________
_____________________________________

6.Do you have both dad and mum
together? Yes/No
If No explain why?
_________________________________________

7.Were your parents legally married? Yes/No
If YES for how long?________________________
If the time of their marriage is less than
your age,
Explain why you were born out of
wedlock. _____________________________________
_____________________________________

8. Explain the meaning of ''COME HOME
EARLY"
As used by women (100 words)
__________________________________________
_____________________________________________
______________________

9. Give any THREE reasons that can cause a
man to sleep outside his
house.
__________________________________________
__________________________________________
__________________________________________

10. In case of divorce, Who do you think is
the owner of the kids between father and
mother?
_________________________________________

Answer the following
by Yes or No.
1. Do you drink alcohol? Yes/No
2. Do you smoke? Yes/No
3. Are you short- tempered? Yes/No

LAST PART - BUT EQUALLY IMPORTANT

1. When can you be free for
interviews?
______________________________
2. When is the best time to interview
your dad?____________________
3. When can I interview your mum?
______________________________
4. When can I interview your church Pastor
____________________________________
5. Please stick your passport size photo
below which will be put in the newspaper
to check if you have other girlfriends.
Sign here: ________________
Sign again: _______________

Thank you for showing interest in my
daughter. Your application will be
processed in a year's time.

You will be acknowledged only if you
emerge successful.

As you are waiting,
*Please don't call me!
*Don't visit me!
*Don't contact my daughter!
If u do, you will be disqualified!
Leave your details in case I need to ask you
more questions;

Postal Address: _________________________
Email: __________________________________
Phone: _________________________________
Home:__________________________________
Facebook: ______________________________ 

BEST WISHES.

Suppose you are in his kind of shoe/situation

what would you do?

He is still filling the form o.. Lol

Enjoy....................

elnino3:
Guys,
I have this issue, when i answer and submit a TMA it will give me the submission message, but i will still find it in my ,list of pending TMAs. Am i doing something correct here?

Its a general issue. I have submitted mine severally but same as you observed.

kevoh:
Just answered my first TMA and clicked submit was expecting to see my score as mentioned on this thread but all I got was '' You have successfully submitted, grading in progress''. Is this normal?

I checked the pending TMAs and still found same course there, retook the test and still got the same above message. Veterans over to you, your responses are highly needed.

I also saw the same thing. Just give it some time.

Guys you can now access your TMA. I just printed mine. Good luck

aminusabaru:
hy check ur portal tma has commenced

Thanks. Please is anyone experiencing the same problem with me? I tried to go through my tma but it says 404- file directory not found.

You can now login in. I just did.

Please can someone help me with October/November past question papers on the following courses: ENT 420 (production mgt 2), ENT 424 ( Feasibility studies and biz proposals, ENT 426 Investment analysis ), ENT 428 (Business policy), ENT 430) International business 2), ENT 432 (International accounting systems). Thanks. My email is okbishop31@gmail.com

Has TMA started?

olexjay:
No painic!

May the Lord God allow the party which will benefit Nigeria to win the next election. Amen!

Amen

please how many credit units are require for 200L direct entry students to fulfil before graduation

pharmtex08:
Having scored 47 in the whole course according to the calculation u gave. Was I not suppose to have at least E instead of F.

My tma1 = 8 tma2= 8 tma3=5.50 tma4=9.50 and e-exam=37

Pass mark for masters and pg is 50%. If you score 49.5% its an F.

mumu9gerian:
just asking how to check ni

If its out you will see it in your portal by clicking on the result button.

mumu9gerian:
abeg, how do we check our results o?

Are results out?

Buhari has WAEC but I suspect he failed badly that he is ashamed of it.

jomile:
its not d crowd dat matters,its d vote,majority of dis crowd won't vote in d forth coming elections

I agree with you

The school Senate met today. Hopefully graduation list and results will be out this week.

Please any news of last semester result?

bandol:
my challenge is that project is not listed as part of my exam courses. How do I pay for it?

Please go to your study centre, you will get a better response from there.

nogames:
For where? Op dont waste your money, you dont need to register project for exam.

Please have you written and submitted your project? I have and I paid for exam. Please you can go to your study centre to verify.

bandol:
can somone help pls. Did anyone register project for exam?

Yes, you have to register project for exam

dejisky:
I am a Yoruba man n I have been in north for 16yrs, halaka in Hausa is not kill.
PDP wt baseless propaganda sha.

Then what is halaka. Am hausa